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soupbandit
05-21-2008, 08:30 PM
So I was crossing that huge ass crosswalk at the echoplex last night after not getting in to see M83 and there was this car was just sitting there. I went for the right away, and sure enough I had to jump out of the way as they took off.

Moby then looked at me with his rimmed, unsincere eyes and mouthed an apology.

I wish he hit me though. I'm so poor.

Does anyone else have stories about Moby hitting them with his car?

algunz
05-21-2008, 08:32 PM
He was trolling for male prostitutes.

bartelby
05-21-2008, 08:42 PM
http://www.blockbuster.co.uk/bbimages/UK/Glossy/July07/SaturdayNightLives/DanAykroyd.jpg

thelastmejia
05-21-2008, 09:06 PM
He didn't run over anyone I know, but when he was in Miami for the WMC he did do lots of Coke with a friend of mine at a club.

algunz
05-21-2008, 09:08 PM
Coke? Really? That's so unchristian.

vinylmartyr
05-21-2008, 09:09 PM
He took a crap in a stall next to me once and asked for some tp.

Young blood
05-21-2008, 09:22 PM
no. i cant spare a square moby.

luckyface
05-21-2008, 09:48 PM
Coke? Really? That's so unchristian.

Is coke vegan?

TomAz
05-21-2008, 10:02 PM
http://www.marco.org/images/passover-coke-ingredients.jpg

kitt kat
05-21-2008, 10:52 PM
I hate that motherfucking crosswalk. I've died and been reborn there about 349830423. I also lost my apartment key there during the MGMT rainstorm.

whynotsmile99
05-21-2008, 10:55 PM
nope, not Moby, but Pauly Shore almost made a left hand turn right into my car on Sunset blvd a few years ago.

betao
05-21-2008, 11:07 PM
this happened to a friend of mine a few years ago. Not involving Moby, but a celebrity indeed, and this thread reminds me of the incident.

My friend's windshield wiper fluid valve was messed up, so if you tried to squirt the fluid onto the windshield, it would miss it entirely, landing behind the car. One day, they were driving somewhere out west, and some guy started tailing them. They decided to use the broken valve to shoot windshield wiper fluid at the car tailing them. They did it a couple of times. The guy finally passed them, and flicked them off as he passed.

That guy was none other than Sean Connery. His license plate said "the con" or something similar.

goodgrl
05-21-2008, 11:26 PM
He didn't run over anyone I know, but when he was in Miami for the WMC he did do lots of Coke with a friend of mine at a club.

SRSLY?

soupbandit
05-21-2008, 11:34 PM
this happened to a friend of mine a few years ago. Not involving Moby, but a celebrity indeed, and this thread reminds me of the incident.

My friend's windshield wiper fluid valve was messed up, so if you tried to squirt the fluid onto the windshield, it would miss it entirely, landing behind the car. One day, they were driving somewhere out west, and some guy started tailing them. They decided to use the broken valve to shoot windshield wiper fluid at the car tailing them. They did it a couple of times. The guy finally passed them, and flicked them off as he passed.

That guy was none other than Sean Connery. His license plate said "the con" or something similar.

haha, that is sweet.

I wonder if these celebrities ever laugh about the awesome stories they give people.

fasttrack
05-22-2008, 12:33 AM
a friend of mine got hit by a car being driven by tevin campbell.

bmack86
05-22-2008, 01:05 AM
Noel Gallagher's limo almost ran me down as I was walking through Westwood one night.

Tylerdurden31
05-22-2008, 04:55 AM
what the hell was Moby doing driving? I figured he'd be walking or at most on a bicycle or vespa

gaypalmsprings
05-22-2008, 06:10 AM
I know a guy who's car was hit by one driven by Billie Jean King. She's on the same team as Moby.

Young Blood's Sister
05-22-2008, 06:21 AM
i used to date Moby for awhile... he was big on drinking Coke out of my anus..
than one day i found him sampling Til Tuesday... i had to leave... that shit is so gay & i have my standards

thelastmejia
05-22-2008, 07:38 AM
SRSLY?


Totally real.

shaggyduck
05-22-2008, 10:28 AM
Coke? Really? That's so unchristian.

...but required for a member of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

chairmenmeow47
05-22-2008, 10:29 AM
Does anyone else have stories about Moby hitting them with his car?

no, moby has stories about me hitting him with my car =P

humanoid
05-22-2008, 10:39 AM
...but required for a member of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

is there an application process for this church?

amyzzz
05-22-2008, 11:57 AM
...but required for a member of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
My husband belongs to that church...or at least he has the shirt.

marooko
05-22-2008, 11:59 AM
Dick

(not your husband amyzzz)

amyzzz
05-22-2008, 12:01 PM
moby...dick?

CalmerThanYou
05-22-2008, 12:07 PM
http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2007/whale-in-busy-street-1-1.jpg

Fish out of water...BIG FUCKING WHALE

billyboyblue
05-22-2008, 01:01 PM
I am a little disappointed with his new album...

marooko
05-22-2008, 01:05 PM
moby...dick?

yes.


http://www.boreme.com/media/yr2007/whale-in-busy-street-1-1.jpg

Fish out of water...BIG FUCKING WHALE

im sure that smells just great.

TomAz
05-22-2008, 01:34 PM
http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/040129/040129_exploding_whale_hlrg_8a.hlarge.jpg

amyzzz
05-22-2008, 01:47 PM
WHat the FUCK is THAT?

stinkbutt
05-22-2008, 01:50 PM
Whale innards

Trick Loves The Kids
05-22-2008, 01:51 PM
something's fishy LOL

amyzzz
05-22-2008, 01:52 PM
Whale innards
But is there a squid in there? (or out of there as the case may be)

TomAz
05-22-2008, 01:58 PM
Thar she blows! Dead whale explodes
Taiwanese street, shops showered after gases built up inside

MSNBC staff and news service reports
updated 9:48 a.m. MT, Thurs., Jan. 29, 2004
TAIPEI - Residents of Tainan learned a lesson in whale biology after the decomposing remains of a 60-ton sperm whale exploded on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours.

The 56-foot-long whale had been on a truck headed for a necropsy by researchers, when gases from internal decay caused its entrails to explode in the southern city of Tainan.

Residents and shop owners wore masks while trying to clean up the spilt blood and entrails.

"What a stinking mess. This blood and other stuff that blew out on the road is disgusting, and the smell is really awful," a BBC News report quoted one Tainan resident as saying.

The whale had died on Jan. 17 after it beached itself on the southwestern coast of the island.

Researchers at the National Cheng Kung University in Tainan said enough of the whale remained to allow for an examination by marine biologists.

Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.

TomAz
05-22-2008, 01:59 PM
so now the thread's topic is "moby blew up all over my car"

kreutz2112
05-22-2008, 02:04 PM
who remembers when tom green jerked off an elephant in that movie he did? I DO!

CalmerThanYou
05-22-2008, 02:04 PM
^ i bet you wish you didnt

chairmenmeow47
05-22-2008, 02:41 PM
who remembers when tom green jerked off an elephant in that movie he did? I DO!

freddy got fingered. i just remember averting my eyes for about half of that movie. the only thing i remember truly laughing at was the la baron sketch, HOW MANY LA BARONS DO YOU SEE!??!

humanoid
05-22-2008, 03:11 PM
^ i bet you wish you didnt

he brought it up, and sounded a little proud. I'm not sure he wishes he didn't

paganman7
05-22-2008, 03:26 PM
Sucks to be the owner of that scooter.

Now whatcha gunna do?

CalmerThanYou
05-22-2008, 03:33 PM
Now whatcha gunna do?

WE NEED SOME GOLF SHOES TO GET OUT OF THIS MUCK!

http://www.churchofvirus.org/bbs/attachments/fear_and_loathing_cats.jpg

kreutz2112
05-22-2008, 03:33 PM
he brought it up, and sounded a little proud. I'm not sure he wishes he didn't

how many people have jerked off an elephant? It was fucking hilarious. I think he opened up the movie with it.

TomAz
05-22-2008, 03:33 PM
"herro i would rike to make a craim"

"yes sir, this is for your 2004 Suzuki scooter?

"yes"

"what happened to the scooter, sir"

"it covelled in whare brood!"

"pardon?"

"it all srimy with whare brood"

paganman7
05-22-2008, 03:38 PM
"herro i would rike to make a craim"

"yes sir, this is for your 2004 Suzuki scooter?

"yes"

"what happened to the scooter, sir"

"it covelled in whare brood!"

"pardon?"

"it all srimy with whare brood"


Can't...stop...laughing...

CalmerThanYou
05-22-2008, 03:44 PM
CRAIM!

ENGRISH!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

signmeup
05-22-2008, 04:04 PM
a friend of mine got hit by a car being driven by tevin campbell.


3sjAb-qYflE

!!!!!!!!!!!!

kitt kat
05-22-2008, 11:49 PM
More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis

I don't want to know what that entails....



"herro i would rike to make a craim"

"yes sir, this is for your 2004 Suzuki scooter?

"yes"

"what happened to the scooter, sir"

"it covelled in whare brood!"

"pardon?"

"it all srimy with whare brood"

OH....MY............i can't breathe

soupbandit
05-22-2008, 11:53 PM
"herro i would rike to make a craim"

"yes sir, this is for your 2004 Suzuki scooter?

"yes"

"what happened to the scooter, sir"

"it covelled in whare brood!"

"pardon?"

"it all srimy with whare brood"


oh my..hahah

also:

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boarderwoozel3
05-23-2008, 12:01 AM
GET THE TNT!

Awesome.