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kitt kat
05-19-2008, 01:50 PM
...because there's always those "choice" ones you throw on before doin' the nasty.

"Loveless" by My Bloody Valentine
"Power, Corruption, and Lies" by New Order

Sushov23
05-19-2008, 01:52 PM
people really throw in Loveless? UMMMM no.
I would think almost anything from Marvin Gaye
Some cure records, Portishead.
NIN for angry sex. Some R&B, soul music because most rock music does not cut it in the bed.

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 01:52 PM
You think My Bloody Valentine is good fucking music?






Ladies and gentlemen, here you have exactly the reason why white girls are only worth the fun of defiling them. Sex with Kat sounds about as rhythmic and skillful as retards doing water ballet.

SFChrissy
05-19-2008, 01:53 PM
I havne't listened to music while doin the nasty since I can't even remember...but sushi and saki definately doo the trick!!!

humanoid
05-19-2008, 01:55 PM
Massive Attack-Mezzanine

roberto73
05-19-2008, 01:55 PM
Joy Division – Closer
Bauhaus – In the Flat Field
The Cure – Pornography
Magazine – Real Life
Siouxsie and The Banshees – The Scream
The Birthday Party – Prayers on Fire

Sexecutioner
05-19-2008, 01:57 PM
I havne't listened to music while doin the nasty since I can't even remember...but sushi and saki definately doo the trick!!!

whats wrong with you? you hang out on a music message board and dont even like music on when you fuck?

anything mellow is good for me. about half the songs off nothings shocking are perfect music to fuck/make love/rape/whatever you are in the mood for.

kreutz2112
05-19-2008, 01:57 PM
"date rape"

PotVsKtl
05-19-2008, 01:57 PM
Joy Division – Closer
Bauhaus – In the Flat Field
The Cure – Pornography
Magazine – Real Life
Siouxsie and The Banshees – The Scream
The Birthday Party – Prayers on Fire

Sure, if you're fucking inside a coffin.

Sexecutioner
05-19-2008, 01:59 PM
Sure, if you're fucking inside a coffin.

ahahahaha!

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 02:01 PM
Tool - Third Eye and Pushit (Salival versions) on endless repeat, for when you really need to fuck until all parties involved feel like they spent 10 years in a molestation playhouse. But, you know, in a good way.


Seriously though--Portishead at Roseland, Air, select Interpol tracks, YYYs, most Tarantino soundtracks. Sir Mix A Lot forever.

bug on your lip
05-19-2008, 02:01 PM
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chairmenmeow47
05-19-2008, 02:02 PM
there's not many albums i'd want to get it on to, more like songs.
it also depends on fucking vs. love making.

* portishead - most anything off portishead or dummy
* NIN - most anything, "piggy" is one of my current favs
* air - talismen or voyage de penelope
* massive attack - angel or disolved girl
* the cure - fascination street & spiderman
* fiona apple - slow like honey
* drum and bass - anything hard and dirty :)
* LP Project Argo remix of "this mess we're in"
* muse - ruled by secrecy
* frederick fucking chopin - nocturne in e minor or prelude, no. 4 in e minor, op. 28
* erik satie - gnossienne no. 1
* 2 short (hey, i'm from the wesside)

stinkbutt
05-19-2008, 02:02 PM
Lovage-Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By

roberto73
05-19-2008, 02:02 PM
Sure, if you're fucking inside a coffin.

The next time I make a post that's not meant to be taken seriously, I'll be sure to preface it with this statement:

"The following post is not meant to be taken seriously. It is a light-hearted jape that is intended to poke fun at the original post. It should in no way be interpreted as reflecting the true thoughts and/or feelings of the author."

Then again, if Kitt Kat fucks to My Bloody Valentine, I guess your confusion is understandable.

kreutz2112
05-19-2008, 02:02 PM
oooooo

the kill bill soundtracks are a good one.

I <3 rza

chairmenmeow47
05-19-2008, 02:03 PM
Seriously though--Portishead at Roseland, Air, select Interpol tracks, YYYs, most Tarantino soundtracks. Sir Mix A Lot forever.

"let's stay together" is some good old school baby makin music right there!!! i also agree with certain interpol tracks.

SFChrissy
05-19-2008, 02:04 PM
whats wrong with you? you hang out on a music message board and dont even like music on when you fuck?

anything mellow is good for me. about half the songs off nothings shocking are perfect music to fuck/make love/rape/whatever you are in the mood for.

The boy was never into the music part and I've been sexually dead for too long!!! But ya...I'd love to have a great fuck to some great music...now sexecution me please:)

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 02:04 PM
Dude, Death Proof has probably a half dozen fucking amazing soul songs on it, perfect for condemning and demolishing some vagina.

whynotsmile99
05-19-2008, 02:06 PM
lol MBV you guys gotta listen to some more soul music!

you can certainly make a good mix just using the masters:

Marvin Gaye
Al Green
Prince
Tricky (Maxinquaye)
Sade
some Biggie
Maxwell, duh
D' Angelo
Isley Brothers for the win
old school R. Kelly. New stuff will just make you giggle
Gregory Issacs
Issac hayes
Barry White
selected Janet Jackson stuff
Keith Sweat
etta James
NIN if its appropriate
Nina Simmone
Jodeci
Lovage

and: the DELFONICS

oh and Massive Attack's Protection >>>>>>Mezzanine both in regard to the topic and as albums overall

and of course sushi and sake. you're no cheap date Chrissy!

jigsaw
05-19-2008, 02:06 PM
twista - get it wet

paganman7
05-19-2008, 02:07 PM
I'm down for some Otis Redding.

That, or the soundtrack for The Sound of Music.

Young blood
05-19-2008, 02:08 PM
Throw on half the music from this blog and you will have three times as many kids as a mexican lady 9 months after cinco de mayo.

http://loronix.blogspot.com/

justinaqui
05-19-2008, 02:09 PM
Massive Attack-Mezzanine

i was going to say that one.

Boourns
05-19-2008, 02:09 PM
Portishead - Dummy
Pulp - This Is Hardcore
Massive Attack - Mezzanine

reverb
05-19-2008, 02:09 PM
explosions in the sky

sparklehorse

Boourns
05-19-2008, 02:10 PM
Don't listen to them. I'll make babies with you to Loveless

SFChrissy
05-19-2008, 02:11 PM
lol MBV

you can certainly make a good mix just using the masters:

Marvin Gaye
Al Green

Sade
Maxwell, duh

Keith Sweat

Jodeci

and: the DELFONICS

and of course sushi and sake. you're no cheap date Chrissy!
damn WhyNot you bring out the classics...even jodeci and Keith...and sushi & saki can be inexpensive if your going to the right spot!!! I'm definately not what you are insinuating!!!

PassiveTheory
05-19-2008, 02:11 PM
Interpol - Turn On The Bright Lights
Portishead - Dummy
Lovage - Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady With...

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 02:13 PM
Yup--Boourns and Kitt Kat. That's the kind of sex you get listening to Loveless. Can everyone hear the incompetantly unexperienced rhythm of the bed squeaking? Now listen for the awkward bits of conversation where they try and figure out what position to switch into.

jigsaw
05-19-2008, 02:15 PM
ANYTHING PRINCE MUTHAFUCKERS!!!

whynotsmile99
05-19-2008, 02:15 PM
all of Tarintino's soundtracks are fantastic, but I think Jackie Brown has to take the cake for baby making music. just gotta skip those interludes

Boourns
05-19-2008, 02:15 PM
Yep. That's keeping it real.

SFChrissy
05-19-2008, 02:15 PM
Randing that's a visual I don't need!!!

PassiveTheory
05-19-2008, 02:16 PM
I still need to see Jackie Brown. My friends were talking about it around the dinner table last night and one was like; "yeah... you'd expect it to be a good movie, but it's not" and I want to judge for myself.

PassiveTheory
05-19-2008, 02:17 PM
Lovage-Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By

Yeah totally missed this while posting. So true.

kitt kat
05-19-2008, 02:18 PM
Pshhhh. Y'all are crazy. Don't knock fucking to "Loveless" until you actually try it. Then, get back to me.

And soul music and bad rnb? Man, if ANYONE I was fucking (no matter who it was) threw on motherfucking Marvin Gaye, I'd bolt faster than you could say "stereotypical scenario."

chairmenmeow47
05-19-2008, 02:18 PM
I still need to see Jackie Brown. My friends were talking about it around the dinner table last night and one was like; "yeah... you'd expect it to be a good movie, but it's not" and I want to judge for myself.

i liked jackie brown. maybe because it had a sharp female lead though.

humanoid
05-19-2008, 02:19 PM
Throw on half the music from this blog and you will have three times as many kids as a mexican lady 9 months after cinco de mayo.

http://loronix.blogspot.com/

that's not possible

whynotsmile99
05-19-2008, 02:20 PM
I still need to see Jackie Brown. My friends were talking about it around the dinner table last night and one was like; "yeah... you'd expect it to be a good movie, but it's not" and I want to judge for myself.

its incredible. Its slowly becoming one of my favorite Tarintino movies. It might not jump out at you like his other stuff, but it's an incredible movie. Pam Grier is incredible in it. One of my favorite Sam Jackson roles too. Everyones great in it. De Niro, Forester everyone is spot on.

It's a real slow burn of a movie, but it's really sexy and very sharp. and of course the music is amazing.

yea, go see it. now!

one of my favorite songs of all time. From Jackie Brown soundtrack


JKJw1h4KQuw

maybe not for Kit Kat though :)

humanoid
05-19-2008, 02:22 PM
Pshhhh. Y'all are crazy. Don't knock fucking to "Loveless" until you actually try it. Then, get back to me.

And soul music and bad rnb? Man, if ANYONE I was fucking (no matter who it was) threw on motherfucking Marvin Gaye, I'd bolt faster than you could say "stereotypical scenario."

I agree on the soul music and bad r&b...

I'm willing to partake in the Loveless experiment...I'll let you know how it goes!

Boourns
05-19-2008, 02:22 PM
Pshhhh. Y'all are crazy. Don't knock fucking to "Loveless" until you actually try it. Then, get back to me.

And soul music and bad rnb? Man, if ANYONE I was fucking (no matter who it was) threw on motherfucking Marvin Gaye, I'd bolt faster than you could say "stereotypical scenario."

Sometimes things become stereotypical for a good reason. Marvin Gaye is a more interesting choice than Barry White, at least.

amyzzz
05-19-2008, 02:22 PM
shpongle

humanoid
05-19-2008, 02:24 PM
shpongle

exactly!

jigsaw
05-19-2008, 02:24 PM
Jackie Brown is dope and Bridget Fonda (blondie) is fine as fuck...I love stoner chicks!

whynotsmile99
05-19-2008, 02:26 PM
Jackie Brown is dope and Bridget Fonda (blondie) is fine as fuck...I love stoner chicks!

how great is that sex scene with her and....don't want to give it away...but yea, awesome stuff

jigsaw
05-19-2008, 02:26 PM
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Boourns
05-19-2008, 02:27 PM
http://spd.fotologs.net/photo/29/50/51/damianrecomienda/1165601653_f.jpg

BlackSwan
05-19-2008, 02:28 PM
I like getting it on to downtempo or trance/house/dance music. Recently my sex soundtrack has been Air, Thievery Corporation and OM Complications, but used to put on Mouse on Mars - Cache Coeur Naif EP (highly recommended) and Orbital (especially Halcyon on and on) a lot.

I have to echo the sentiment tho, MBV, wtf? I could see how it could make sense, but still, wtf?

SFChrissy
05-19-2008, 02:29 PM
Jackie Brown is dope and Bridget Fonda (blondie) is fine as fuck...I love stoner chicks!


how great is that sex scene with her and....don't want to give it away...but yea, awesome stuffShe played that role perfectly!!!

Boourns
05-19-2008, 02:31 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41GnEHIqJPL._SS500_.jpg

amyzzz
05-19-2008, 02:31 PM
I :pulse Jackie Brown.

whynotsmile99
05-19-2008, 02:31 PM
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Seu Jorge of course

Sigur Ros

james brown

Missy Elliot

Queens of The Stone Age

Thievery Corp

Flaming Lips if you were giving it to a clown



wow, I think i would have the craziest random baby making music mix ever. I should do. i'll send copies to whoever wants it, or upload it. I bet everyone will hate it!

jigsaw
05-19-2008, 02:32 PM
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thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 02:33 PM
Pshhhh. Y'all are crazy. Don't knock fucking to "Loveless" until you actually try it. Then, get back to me.

And soul music and bad rnb? Man, if ANYONE I was fucking (no matter who it was) threw on motherfucking Marvin Gaye, I'd bolt faster than you could say "stereotypical scenario."

I'm pretty sure no one you fuck will ever be a straight male with an iota of taste, so you don't have to worry.

amyzzz
05-19-2008, 02:35 PM
depeche mode - violator

jigsaw
05-19-2008, 02:36 PM
I like to grind it and get behind it...
And when the tape stops I get up and rewind it.

stinkbutt
05-19-2008, 02:36 PM
Eyvind Kang-Virginal Co Ordinates
I Love You But I've Chosen Darkness is sometimes good stuff

When tripping I prefer Butthole Surfers for some reason though, makes things interesting to say the least

HMs The Knife and Isis or Tool the progression is good for making babies

stinkbutt
05-19-2008, 02:38 PM
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This is a great one

Young blood
05-19-2008, 02:38 PM
NBWQCHb95rg

when I make it with babies.

whynotsmile99
05-19-2008, 02:38 PM
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Isley Brothers. Cube knows whats up. man I fucking love that song. Came on the radio the other day. had no choice to put down the windows and blast it.
I'm sure I looked like quite the fool

chairmenmeow47
05-19-2008, 02:39 PM
I like to grind it and get behind it...
And when the tape stops I get up and rewind it.

:rotfl

i also like to add these two romantic gems from NWA and the WU

suck the dick up till you hiccup

and

if the bitch don't smoke, GET HER DRUUUUUUUUUNK!

:)

stuporfly
05-19-2008, 02:39 PM
I've got fond memories every time I hear one of the following...

John Coltrane - A Love Supreme
Low - Curtain Hits the Cast
Cocteau Twins - Blue Bell Knoll
The Byrds - Notorious Byrd Brothers
Curtis Mayfield - Got to Find a Way
Sleater-Kinney - The Hot Rock
The American Analog Set - From Our Living Room to Yours
Stevie Wonder - Innervisions
Beachwood Sparks - Once We Were Trees
Mystic Chords of Memory and Nobody - Tree Colored See

Some were thrown on by me, others by whichever woman I was lucky enough to be with. No planning ever went into it on my end. It just so happened the music worked with everything else. I think it might diminish the mood if I was pre-planning anything.

kitt kat
05-19-2008, 02:39 PM
Again, it sounds weird, but do it, and get back to me.

Also, Sir Randy, Knower of All Things Which Can Be Known, you've never had awkward sex before, right? Oh yeah, because no one else in this world has either. Puhleaze.

Actually, the only time I've EVER had awkward sex (aside from the first time, which is always awkward) was when the guy I was seeing put on NIN. Ugh I wanted to VOMIT. And all these people keep singing the praises of NIN in bed? Hah! I laugh.

I bet sex with Randy is the most unfulfilling thing in the universe, filled with Randy watching himself in the mirror, Randy shouting his own praises while thrusting, and Randy finishing off onto a photo of himself.

whynotsmile99
05-19-2008, 02:40 PM
Again, it sounds weird, but do it, and get back to me.

Also, Sir Randy, Knower of All Things Which Can Be Known, you've never had awkward sex before, right? Oh yeah, because no one else in this world has either. Puhleaze.

Actually, the only time I've EVER had awkward sex (aside from the first time, which is always awkward) was when the guy I was seeing put on NIN. Ugh I wanted to VOMIT. And all these people keep singing the praises of NIN in bed? Hah! I laugh.

I bet sex with Randy is the most unfulfilling thing in the universe, filled with Randy watching himself in the mirror, Randy shouting his own praises while thrusting, and Randy finishing off onto a photo of himself.


I'm down to try new things! hit me up. I'll try some Loveless out, why the fuck not?

and is Randy going to be wearing the fedora while doing it?


oh and stupafly thank you for bringing up someone I can't believe I forgot:

Curtis mayfield!

brando4n82
05-19-2008, 02:40 PM
Sublime - 40oz to Freedom (whole album)

Boourns
05-19-2008, 02:41 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61HDJ8GA5WL._SS500_.jpg

Young blood
05-19-2008, 02:41 PM
Sublime - 40oz to Freedom (whole album)

doing it with yourself doesnt count.

chairmenmeow47
05-19-2008, 02:42 PM
I bet sex with Randy is the most unfulfilling thing in the universe, filled with Randy watching himself in the mirror, Randy shouting his own praises while thrusting, and Randy finishing off onto a photo of himself.

so... you're saying randy is patrick bateman?

Sushov23
05-19-2008, 02:43 PM
KIT KAT you suck at sex don't you?

stinkbutt
05-19-2008, 02:43 PM
And all these people keep singing the praises of NIN in bed? Hah! I laugh.

Only some of his songs the only album I would even consider putting on in it's entirety would be Still

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 02:44 PM
... you're kinda supposed to get past awkward sex by fucking. How long do you think it'll take before you perfect your skills at masturbating while watching your boyfriend take a dick and manage to look graceful for once, Kat?

whynotsmile99
05-19-2008, 02:45 PM
Only some of his songs the only album I would even consider putting on in it's entirety would be Still

piggy

chairmenmeow47
05-19-2008, 02:47 PM
piggy

SERIOUSLY!

kitt kat
05-19-2008, 02:48 PM
and is Randy going to be wearing the fedora while doing it?

Of course. What a stupid fucking hat.









;)

jigsaw
05-19-2008, 02:50 PM
One more and I'm outta here...

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paulb
05-19-2008, 02:51 PM
Portishead and Massive Attack...

Boourns
05-19-2008, 02:53 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41CZQR64Z5L._SL500_AA240_.jpg

PassiveTheory
05-19-2008, 02:54 PM
Of course. What a stupid fucking hat.









;)

Wait... Why the sarcastic wink? There's no sarcasm in that statement... At all.

kitt kat
05-19-2008, 02:55 PM
KIT KAT you suck at sex don't you?

Actually, not in the least. But then, none of you would ever know that, would you?

kreutz2112
05-19-2008, 02:57 PM
does jerking off to your pictures count?

woogie846
05-19-2008, 02:57 PM
Beck - Midnite Vultures

PassiveTheory
05-19-2008, 02:58 PM
There's something classless when you brag about how good you are in the sack.

Sushov23
05-19-2008, 03:00 PM
exactly, you FAILED the test KITT KAT. You officially suck at SEX.

rage patton
05-19-2008, 03:00 PM
Lovage-Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By

Haha. Yes!

http://www.yawam.info/images/albums/grandes/lovage-music_to_make_love_to_your_old_lady_by.png

BlueDevil50
05-19-2008, 03:01 PM
when you lose your virginity, you'll understand this thread passive...for now, just hush.

humanoid
05-19-2008, 03:01 PM
exactly, you FAILED the test KITT KAT. You officially suck at SEX.

There was a sexual proficiency exam?!?? how did I miss this?

Vic Viper
05-19-2008, 03:02 PM
People purposely put on music to have sex to?

"Hold on, I can't put my penis in your waiting and willing vagina until I've got Inertia Creeps bumpin'"


wtf.

The one time I TRIED this on purpose (was actually Mezzanine, lol) we had to turn it off because we felt like actors in a cheezy porn flick.

humanoid
05-19-2008, 03:08 PM
People purposely put on music to have sex to?

"Hold on, I can't put my penis in your waiting and willing vagina until I've got Inertia Creeps bumpin'"


wtf.

The one time I TRIED this on purpose (was actually Mezzanine, lol) we had to turn it off because we felt like actors in a cheezy porn flick.


I've never intentionally said, "hold on......" but its a funny image!!

but there is always some music on in my house.....its more like walk in the door, turn on some music....sex begins

although sex with a girlfriend I had a year or 2 ago actually necessitated putting on music, because she was so damn, ridiculously over the top loud, it sounded like I was murdering her(in a very noisy obnoxious manner) if i didn't put some music on

Vic Viper
05-19-2008, 03:10 PM
although sex with a girlfriend I had a year or 2 ago actually necessitated putting on music, because she was so damn, ridiculously over the top loud, it sounded like I was murdering her(in a very noisy obnoxious manner) if i didn't put some music on
Word.

The image of an "obnoxious murder" is fucking hilarious.

chairmenmeow47
05-19-2008, 03:11 PM
People purposely put on music to have sex to?

"Hold on, I can't put my penis in your waiting and willing vagina until I've got Inertia Creeps bumpin'"


wtf.

The one time I TRIED this on purpose (was actually Mezzanine, lol) we had to turn it off because we felt like actors in a cheezy porn flick.

i know for me it's not like i press a button on a remote that reveals a round bed behind my wall with music playing and the fire going, it just kinda happens. especially if you have roommates, you just kinda put some music on before laying down to keep the sound from being so obvious. the tv isn't such a good idea though. i've tried doing it while watching south park, but me and the boy just kept stopping to laugh so it didn't really work.

Blinken
05-19-2008, 03:13 PM
I just had a wierd image of Ivy fucking while watching Mrs. Garison fucking.

SacredxSuperman
05-19-2008, 03:14 PM
Led Zeppelin- Since I've Been Loving You
some Pink Floyd

whynotsmile99
05-19-2008, 03:15 PM
I've never intentionally said, "hold on......" but its a funny image!!

but there is always some music on in my house.....its more like walk in the door, turn on some music....sex begins

although sex with a girlfriend I had a year or 2 ago actually necessitated putting on music, because she was so damn, ridiculously over the top loud, it sounded like I was murdering her(in a very noisy obnoxious manner) if i didn't put some music on

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/new_roommate_hopes_five_hour

Gotta love THe Onion

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/roommate_article_large.article_large.jpg

New Roommate Hopes Five-Hour Fuckfest Didn't Keep You Up


OSHKOSH, WI—Roommate Brian Penderman, 26, announced Monday morning that he hopes the loud bumping, grinding, and moaning of the five-hour-long fuckfest he had with his girlfriend did not in any way prevent you from sleeping last night.

"I'm exhausted—are you exhausted?" Penderman asked while he extended his arms in a stretching motion and yawned loudly. "Honestly, though, I sincerely apologize if all that fucking that was going on in my bedroom kept you up until the early hours of the morning."

Penderman, who moved into the apartment last September based on your buddy Dave's insistence that he was an all-right guy, was never pressed for details, but openly volunteered information regarding the fuckfest's length, the nakedness of his girlfriend, and the number of times they "did it." According to sources in the apartment, Penderman's most recent fuckfest was also his first fuckfest since moving in.

"Just so you know, we didn't plan this or anything," said Penderman, referring to the self- described fuckfest that took place between approximately 9 p.m. and 2 a.m. "Out of respect for you, we were just going to have a quickie. In fact, I was done and ready to go to sleep after 20 minutes, but she kept begging for more."

Added Penderman: "You know how chicks can be."

Confessing that the fuckfest had taken a considerable toll on his body, Penderman voiced numerous complaints ranging from aching arms to chafed knees to a sore penis. Penderman went on to explain that the reason his penis was so sore was because it had repeatedly entered and exited a female vagina the night before.

While his girlfriend reportedly hurried out of the apartment at 7 a.m. in order to return to her hometown of Shawano and was therefore unavailable for comment, Penderman apologized on her behalf for all the loud, crazy sex noises you must have been hearing. Penderman admitted, however, that he was not prepared to discount the likelihood of another fuckfest occurring very soon.

"I can't say it won't happen again, because she's talking about taking the bus down here in August," Penderman said. "You might want to go away that weekend. But if you are around, I'll slip a note under your door saying 'Having fuckfest' and you'll know."

"Not that you wouldn't know anyway," he added, despite your repeated insistence that you in fact slept very well. "As you might have noticed, she's a bit of a moaner."

Though Penderman established that he has not seen you bring home anyone in months, he stated that he would not be opposed to you having a fuckfest.

"This is your home, you should be able to bang all night long anytime you want—like I did," Penderman said. "I'd be happy to ask my girlfriend if she knows anybody who might be interested in you."

Throughout the day and then again that afternoon when you returned home from running errands, Penderman continued to express regret that "this place reeks of sex," which he blamed equally on the considerable amount of intercourse he was having over and over again yesterday and the apartment's thin walls. Penderman added that he would be glad to buy a scented candle or air freshener at the store this evening, when he goes to replace the large number of condoms he used the previous night.

"Fuckfests are not all fun and games, my friend," Penderman added. "It's a lot of hard work to just keep going on and on and on. I mean, you heard us, right?"

Before your departure from the apartment for the night, Penderman offered to have an open discussion about the fuckfest "when you're ready," in order to answer any questions you might have about the fuckfest and to assure you that he will try to conduct future fuckfests in a way that will not cause you to feel uncomfortable or jealous to be living with a guy who gets it so regular.

amyzzz
05-19-2008, 03:19 PM
People purposely put on music to have sex to?

"Hold on, I can't put my penis in your waiting and willing vagina until I've got Inertia Creeps bumpin'"


wtf.

The one time I TRIED this on purpose (was actually Mezzanine, lol) we had to turn it off because we felt like actors in a cheezy porn flick.
We actually did that the other day....shpongle.

whynotsmile99
05-19-2008, 03:20 PM
We actually did that the other day....shpongle.

im dying to get a hold of those albums. i need some money. they sound amazing. i can't wait to get into them.

that DMT song is incredible

humanoid
05-19-2008, 03:21 PM
whynotsmile......

no planning, nothing to be proud of.....actually rather embarrassing!!! very bizarre looks from the neighbors on the way to work in the morning

humanoid
05-19-2008, 03:22 PM
DMT song on DMT.....extremely incredible

whynotsmile99
05-19-2008, 03:25 PM
DMT song on DMT.....extremely incredible

DMT Through LSD DMT through LSD DMT Through LSD. fucking great stuff.

you've seen "the Flashback" right?

Memorial_07
05-19-2008, 03:25 PM
Prince-The Hits (disc 2)

Blinken
05-19-2008, 03:27 PM
R. Kelly - Trapped in the Closet

Boourns
05-19-2008, 03:30 PM
The best of Gary Glitter

TomAz
05-19-2008, 03:30 PM
Penderman reminds me of some people on this board.

rskapcat
05-19-2008, 03:30 PM
Tortoise - Millions Now Living Will Never Die. Still my personal favorite.

TomAz
05-19-2008, 03:30 PM
The best of Gary Glitter

ahahahahaahahhahahaha

now that's funny

jigsaw
05-19-2008, 03:32 PM
I've never intentionally said, "hold on......" but its a funny image!!

but there is always some music on in my house.....its more like walk in the door, turn on some music....sex begins

although sex with a girlfriend I had a year or 2 ago actually necessitated putting on music, because she was so damn, ridiculously over the top loud, it sounded like I was murdering her(in a very noisy obnoxious manner) if i didn't put some music on

That's when you shove her face into the pillow or the pillow into her face.

kitt kat
05-19-2008, 03:37 PM
1. That Onion article is LOLtastic.

2. Goddamnit, there's never any right answer with you people. I'm damned if I say anything, damned if I don't.

miscorrections
05-19-2008, 03:39 PM
You'd be less damned if you stopped appending -tastic to words that don't need it.

Boourns
05-19-2008, 03:42 PM
1. That Onion article is LOLtastic.

2. Goddamnit, there's never any right answer with you people. I'm damned if I say anything, damned if I don't.

That's why I stopped trying. I'll never be part of the in-crowd.

whynotsmile99
05-19-2008, 03:43 PM
i don't know any easy way to do this since I'm dumb with interwebz, but we should all upload like 5 of our favorite songs on the topic. put it all together, put it on shuffle and download the whole thing. then we have the offical Coachella baby making music shuffle.

It will be a hearty weird mix of My Bloddy Valentine going into Curtis mayfield going into Portishead into Sigur Ros going into nine inch nails into Sade followed by marvin Gaye and into massive attack etc

lets do it! it will be awesome and weird!


i'd also like to add Faithless (the band) to list

kreutz2112
05-19-2008, 03:44 PM
boorns, jerking off off to kats pictures is superawesometastic, huh?

Boourns
05-19-2008, 03:45 PM
I can proudly say I've never jerked off to the pics of anyone on this board.

But other boards...

TomAz
05-19-2008, 03:46 PM
i don't know any easy way to do this since I'm dumb with interwebz, but we should all upload like 5 of our favorite songs on the topic. put it all together, put it on shuffle and download the whole thing. then we have the offical Coachella baby making music shuffle.

It will be a hearty weird mix of My Bloddy Valentine going into Curtis mayfield going into Portishead into Sigur Ros going into nine inch nails into Sade followed by marvin Gaye and into massive attack etc

lets do it! it will be awesome and weird!


i'd also like to add Faithless to list


this is bound to fail. think it through.

miscorrections
05-19-2008, 03:46 PM
boorns, jerking off off to kats pictures is superawesometastic, huh?

*supreawesometastic

humanoid
05-19-2008, 03:50 PM
I can proudly say I've never jerked off to the pics of anyone on this board.

But other boards...

that is a proclamation to be proud of if there ever was one

Boourns
05-19-2008, 03:56 PM
I am cursing all you damn fornicators. May this image flash into your head whenever you get down to business, or attempt to do so:






http://i27.tinypic.com/2aif1qx.jpg

miscorrections
05-19-2008, 03:56 PM
Jealousy is an ugly thing.

kreutz2112
05-19-2008, 03:57 PM
your 4 months too late boourns

Boourns
05-19-2008, 04:04 PM
Your period is 4 months too late.

kreutz2112
05-19-2008, 04:06 PM
wait...what?

Boourns
05-19-2008, 04:09 PM
chicken butt

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 04:11 PM
I've never met a girl under the age of 21 that was remotely deft at weilding her vagina and I doubt any man here who's ever had some good strange would disagree. Between that and MBV, I have to assume that Kat probably still has her hymen but between her boyfriend finding girl parts gross and her being dumber than a North Jersey wop's morning dump, well they're never going to figure it out.

Kat, I'll help you out with this, but only with closed fist punching of your v-tagged box. Its overbite scares me.

kitt kat
05-19-2008, 05:08 PM
Randy, you make no sense.

PassiveTheory
05-19-2008, 05:40 PM
Wait, Randy, are you saying kitt katt has the same thing as the chick in Teeth?

Boourns
05-19-2008, 05:45 PM
Vagina dentata?

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 05:58 PM
I'm saying almost every orifice on Kat's body resembles Seattle Slew's smile.

coofal
05-19-2008, 06:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bug on your lip View Post
i bought my mom the supre thong.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Young blood View Post
crazy! I bought ur mom the same thing. she going to be supre surprised

kitt kat

you're sig is hilarious. it blends well with the topic of this thread.

bug on your lip
05-19-2008, 06:57 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512VMZJNJgL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

bug on your lip
05-19-2008, 06:58 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41AM1P57QFL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

bleep
05-19-2008, 07:10 PM
i admit i'm not all there, so laugh away at my pickings
something tribal-esque...Liars' Drum's Not Dead comes to mind, especially "Be Quiet Mt. Heart Attack!"
Joy Division's singles compilation Substance - ideally, starting w/ "Warsaw" and ending w/ "Love..." (the one cliche i will allow myself to make)
and, ummm, that metal song (but w/ vocals on mute) on Funny Games that plays whenever evil rears its head

Young blood
05-19-2008, 07:19 PM
Soooo.......who wants to be my babies mama?

Hannahrain
05-19-2008, 07:21 PM
Send me a tracklisting and I'll get back to you.

MissingPerson
05-19-2008, 07:25 PM
You know, I've always wondered what Angelina Jolie's mother must have looked like. You know, that she could be combined with Jon "Ugly Face" Voight and still manage to produce that.

Young blood
05-19-2008, 07:28 PM
jykg9jDI6T8
8cKDygsfPNo
57q3kq4FP2o
A1ydCI-XybM


just to get the party started.....

Derekx
05-19-2008, 08:10 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512VMZJNJgL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

Yes! Good times...

summerkid
05-19-2008, 08:11 PM
Air-Moon Safari
Moby-Play

bug on your lip
05-19-2008, 08:13 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BOb%2B6YzRL._SL500_AA240_.jpg


FUKK
THIS HOT ONE HAS "CREAM" annnnnddd "GETT OFF"
I'M READY TO MAKE SOME EFFIINN BABIEZZZ

summerkid
05-19-2008, 08:15 PM
I wonder how many people got knocked up at coachella this year?

SoulDischarge
05-19-2008, 08:40 PM
Please don't procreate.

scoop49er
05-19-2008, 08:41 PM
easy pick:

play the dead kennedys song "too drunk to fuck" over and over and over...

the baby juice will flow all night!! :)

stinkbutt
05-19-2008, 08:42 PM
dumber than a North Jersey wop's morning dump

Haha silly goombas

Mr.Nipples
05-19-2008, 10:00 PM
VBnkJQWe0JQ&hl=en

garrett222
05-19-2008, 10:05 PM
rihanna - unfaithful

Lurker_in_a_tree
05-19-2008, 10:47 PM
http://www.kompaktkiste.de/cd/_abc/_c/crpkcd18.jpg
casino versus japan - whole numbers play the basics

http://photos3.flickr.com/4183567_473512dbb6_o.jpg
lemon jelly - 64-95

http://fusionanomaly.net/flowchartcumulusmoodtwang.jpg
flowchart - cumulus mood twang

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000HYSJ.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
the beta band - the 3 eps

http://depts.washington.edu/kexp/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/massiveattic.jpg
???

Stainofmind
05-19-2008, 11:15 PM
Deftones-White Pony

songs like RX Queen, Digital Bath, Passenger, Change(In the house of Flies)

oh yeah.

postmusic
05-19-2008, 11:58 PM
The Stooges-Fun House

Sushov23
05-20-2008, 12:04 AM
Feist/Let it Die.

OutOfmYminD
05-20-2008, 12:31 AM
Anyone able to hook me up with the Lovage album? Thing is a pain to find :(

BROKENDOLL
05-20-2008, 01:24 AM
doing it with yourself doesnt count. Like hell it doesn't!

BROKENDOLL
05-20-2008, 01:28 AM
Led Zeppelin- Since I've Been Loving You
some Pink Floyd
:thu

mindcradle
05-20-2008, 07:43 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41AM1P57QFL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

Finally.

bartelby
05-20-2008, 07:50 AM
Luther Vandross

sbessiso
05-20-2008, 07:55 AM
Beck - Midnite Vultures

you beat me to it!!

gotta love his sextacy album

http://img.crocmusic.com/l/albums/29/beck_midnite_vultures.jpg

canexplain
05-20-2008, 08:37 AM
none, the sounds of a lady are enough for me .... music detracts .... x****

Pixiessp
05-20-2008, 09:55 AM
I still need to see Jackie Brown. My friends were talking about it around the dinner table last night and one was like; "yeah... you'd expect it to be a good movie, but it's not" and I want to judge for myself.

one reason to watch Jackie Brown:

Pam Grier!!!

PrettyRagdoll
05-20-2008, 10:00 AM
Finding Forever by Common is a great cd to do the nasty to.

Pixiessp
05-20-2008, 10:18 AM
Filigree and Shadow- This Mortal Coil

BROKENDOLL
05-20-2008, 10:25 AM
none, the sounds of a lady are enough for me .... music detracts .... x**** Ya know, I was gonna post something similar last nite in reference to personal experience...It must be age and wisdom, Ron... Cuz when the sex is good, you don't even hear the music! :O!!!

algunz
05-20-2008, 10:32 AM
It's usually whatever happens to be on. We always have music on in our house. I don't recall a moment where I stopped and searched for a certain CD to fit the mood, but if I did it would probably be Jane's Addiction or NIN.

Alchemy
05-20-2008, 12:14 PM
Massive Attack - Blue Lines
Air - Moon Safari

That should do it.

TomAz
05-20-2008, 12:16 PM
none, the sounds of a lady are enough for me .... music detracts .... x****

I totally agree.

JebusLives
05-20-2008, 01:11 PM
Now listen for the awkward bits of conversation where they try and figure out what position to switch into.

You're one of those guys who never speaks during sex, huh? You think you were born with the innate knowledge of how to please every single girl? I vote +1 for more talking in bed. It doesn't have to be awkward.

MBV is a NOT a good choice though; agreed.

"3 Days" by Jane's Addiction is the greatest makeout song ever. Play it. Think about it.

thelastgreatman
05-20-2008, 01:14 PM
... are you retarded? Where in the fuck did you possibly get the impression that I EVER shut up?

John Peel is My Co-pilot
05-20-2008, 02:07 PM
While I admit that a musical accompaniment to the ole Shag McNasty is less needed now that I don't have roomies, Prince always did the job (80s output only).

However, I've since discovered that both Leftfield - Leftism and Underworld's Dubnobasswithmyheadman have a primal groove that certainly doesn't hurt the energy of the occasion. Especially if you like a certain *ahem* percussion to your fun...

Yablonowitz
05-20-2008, 02:24 PM
Randy watching himself in the mirror, Randy shouting his own praises while thrusting, and Randy finishing off onto a photo of himself.

That's why he comes to this board. It's his favorite porno site.

thelastgreatman
05-20-2008, 02:26 PM
What can I say? I get aroused at my own brilliance--it's practically impossible to prevent, so I figure... well... I mean I'm already hard. ::shrug::

NicoDread
05-20-2008, 06:50 PM
Moon Safari

phonics80
05-20-2008, 09:04 PM
Sebastien Tellier - Sexuality

Hot, sweaty, sensual goodness!

chairmenmeow47
05-21-2008, 12:03 PM
i can't believe i forgot usher's "nice and slow"!!! dear god, the things i would do to that man...

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/d/582986-2/usher.jpg?g2_GALLERYSID=286199efdfdc02cc82f0875ab1 a471af

they call me u-s-h-e-r--r-a-y-m-o-n-d,
now baby tell me what you wanna do with me,
you got a ***** feelin jodeci...

i'm sure about half the people in my school lost their virginity to that song, lol.

whynotsmile99
05-21-2008, 01:25 PM
i can't believe i forgot usher's "nice and slow"!!! dear god, the things i would do to that man...

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/d/582986-2/usher.jpg?g2_GALLERYSID=286199efdfdc02cc82f0875ab1 a471af

they call me u-s-h-e-r--r-a-y-m-o-n-d,
now baby tell me what you wanna do with me,
you got a ***** feelin jodeci...

i'm sure about half the people in my school lost their virginity to that song, lol.

one of these day, I swear I will cover "Nice and slow" at Karaoke. It will have to be on a tequila night and I will have to be near blackout, but I will do it. Could perhaps be at next years coachella. we shall see. But it is coming. Eventually.

chairmenmeow47
05-21-2008, 03:31 PM
one of these day, I swear I will cover "Nice and slow" at Karaoke. It will have to be on a tequila night and I will have to be near blackout, but I will do it. Could perhaps be at next years coachella. we shall see. But it is coming. Eventually.

i will be right there swooning if ya do!!!

i've always wanted to do a sultry cover of "opiate" by tool. i don't even like the band, but i really love that song.

amyzzz
05-21-2008, 03:44 PM
i will be right there swooning if ya do!!!

i've always wanted to do a sultry cover of "opiate" by tool. i don't even like the band, but i really love that song.
Same here, don't like the band/like that song.

chairmenmeow47
05-21-2008, 03:49 PM
Same here, don't like the band/like that song.

wow, i knew there was a reason i liked you ;)

ragingdave
05-21-2008, 08:07 PM
this one always gets me going

http://images.payplay.fm/b/u/bucknergarcia/600/bucknergarcia.jpg

Boourns
05-22-2008, 01:56 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/138900.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/3954.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y200/frankatcoachella/72720.jpg

BlueDevil50
05-22-2008, 02:23 AM
i can't believe i forgot usher's "nice and slow"!!! dear god, the things i would do to that man...

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/d/582986-2/usher.jpg?g2_GALLERYSID=286199efdfdc02cc82f0875ab1 a471af

they call me u-s-h-e-r--r-a-y-m-o-n-d,
now baby tell me what you wanna do with me,
you got a ***** feelin jodeci...

i'm sure about half the people in my school lost their virginity to that song, lol.

ahhhh ivy, how you gonna mess up the lyrics to that song ;)

it's...got a ***** feenin like jodeci! just for that, look up that song "feenin"

thaaaaat's baby makin music kids.

bug on your lip
05-22-2008, 05:34 AM
hahahah dave... nice Pacman Fevah

Ragingdave > you

aphextwinpeaks
05-22-2008, 05:39 AM
Lovage-Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By
thats the one.

stuporfly
09-06-2008, 04:34 AM
Sorry to dig out this hoary chestnut, but I couldn't think of anywhere else to post this - I made out with a date in the apartment of a friend last week while Apocalypse Now was on. There's nothing quite like tonsil hockey with machine gun fire, screaming swear words and "Ride of the Valkyries" at high volume as your soundtrack.

SoulDischarge
06-14-2010, 11:31 PM
Holy kroqken, how'd you people miss Nightmares On Wax?

daxton
06-15-2010, 12:26 AM
Mondo Cane

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
06-15-2010, 12:28 AM
This is probably one of the weirder choices out there but I have made love to this particular Explosions In The Sky album many times and for me it has been a recurring go-to sex album

http://indiecity.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/friday-night-lights.jpg

Neutral Milk Hotel
06-15-2010, 12:43 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/611BEC6702L._SS400_.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61EROeqAf-L._SS500_.jpg

Jman4321
06-15-2010, 01:29 AM
I was flipping through my cds for suggestions and saw The Drift by Scott Walker pass by.

The thought of two people making love to that album is fucking hilarious and profoundly disturbing.

Anyway

http://algotranqui.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/dummy-portishead.jpg

Devin the Dude
06-15-2010, 11:10 AM
Ha3NNaIicg4

h3TnGyOYh9E

iXUJy3KBlbU

YES.