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garrett222
05-18-2008, 08:27 PM
I was just sent this private coachella message from Fernads:

Hello Dear,

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Hello Dear,
Please to meet you,and I greet you in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.
after consulting your profile, I feel like meeting with you so as to know you more.
I am Maria Elena Fernandez Here in Manila Philippines and the widow of the late philippien Finance Minister who died on the 15th of May 2003. I will like to confide my top secret with you and I hope that you will be able to help me as I really want to go out of Philippines to meet with you over there for my fucture investment. Please bear with me as this world is full of wicked people and internet also but I put my faith in God as I have no other choice but to take the risk knowing fully well that God will always purnish the wicked. I inherited from my late husband the sum of 12.000.000 American dollars (twelve million American dollars). This money, I hid it in a metalic box and deposited it with a company of finance and safety here in philippine.
But do to my childlessness, the brothers of my late husband has taken evrything from me up to the loint bank account with the Quity bank here in Manila. So, I told the company here to remove this box from here to avoid trace and then for the company to answer my maximum requirement of safety, they used their diplomatic means to send my box out of Philippines and precisely to the head office of their company in côte.d'ivoire in West Africa in the strong room of the company. This box was deposited as family valuables, This is why I decided to seek trust worthy person outside Philippines who will help me to withdraw this trunkbox from the company before it's too late and also for me to move out of philipin and open an account abroad for a future investment. I ask you to consider my situation as a widow and to come to my aide today,
ferrnnandez1956@yahoo.it for more information,
please it is very urgent,
Thank you and God bless you
Maria

garrett222
05-18-2008, 08:28 PM
oh, for any poor souls, this is a trick.

TomAz
05-18-2008, 08:28 PM
gosh. what a novel, unique email.

captncrzy
05-18-2008, 08:42 PM
I believe it.

algunz
05-18-2008, 09:21 PM
"fucture investment"

That pretty much says it all.

bmack86
05-18-2008, 09:34 PM
I wanted to quote one part to highlight the spelling and grammatical errors, but then I realized that there isn't one part that's better.

To put my point succinctly, it seems as if someone who doesn't write in english very often (like a philipino widow?) wrote this. It's definitely real.

All That I Am
05-18-2008, 10:38 PM
Fuck you guys, i'm doing it.
I've already sent 200 dollars to the wife of an iranian shiek who had the same problem.
I'm gonna be rich times 2.

theburiedlife
05-18-2008, 11:20 PM
Well jeez people, Gods behind it. That's quality assurance enough.

Hannahrain
05-18-2008, 11:40 PM
I just got one from the FBI of Nigeria. They've been looking at my criminal record, and if I don't send them my personal information and accept their money transfer, they're going to have me arrested, "justificated", and potentially jailed.

fasttrack
05-18-2008, 11:56 PM
i won $2.1 million today. who wants a safari tent next year?

Boourns
05-19-2008, 12:01 AM
What's the point of being rich
if you can't think of what to do with it?
'Coz you're so bleeding thick

fiyahhh!
05-19-2008, 05:05 AM
Still waiting for my penis enlargement pills to kick in...

bug on your lip
05-19-2008, 05:26 AM
<b> Jesus H. Christ </b>

TomAz
05-19-2008, 07:55 AM
yes bug, this is what it's come to.

SFChrissy
05-19-2008, 08:07 AM
Fuck...I've been getting tons of these lately...I don't register for shit and bamalam I'm getting all this phish-mail...

Hi my new friend
Im glad to see that you have decided to reply,I see it is very short letter.
It is all right because you are astonished to get my letter.
I want you to know that I have only good intentions and I have not any secrets.
The thing is that I will work in your country for three months or so and
I would like to meet a nice man to fall in love or just be closest friends.
I don't want to live in Russia because I have not any chances here,
it is hardly possible to explain from first time but I want you to know my plans.
I will work in any shop, bar or restaurant the agency that i am going through will suggest me some locations.
It will be my choice in the end as to what option to go for.
So I will have a simple work till I improve my English. And I can choose any
town of your area,agency will only help me to get a visa and all travel documents + some suggested placed to work in.
My best friend last year met the man from the USA when she worked there for three months, too.
She had two jobs. From morning till 4 pm she worked in amusement park and after it she worked as a waitress in some bar till midnight.
She was very tired of course but made very good money there.
It is special programm for young people who wants to work abroad and I think it is the right way for me ,
I am lost here,and I think that I look pretty enough to find a better place .I want to repeat the same way,it is
only my chance to meet a nice man.I want to work in USA or in Europe or any
nice country. I am full of plans and different dreams and I want to share my
life with good man because I'm also full of love and tenderness,I know that
I am not so beautiful like Hollywood Princess but I do hope to meet my Prince and
I am sure he will be not be disappoined to meet me in the real life! This is why I am going to go through the same way.
Well,I will close this letter and I do hope to get your reply.
I will leave russia in two weeks or so (I can't tell you everything exactly
right now) and I would like tobe sure that I have the man who waits for me there. I will work all day and I want to find a man to spend all free time
together to get to know each other better.if you have any interest to meet me I will be more than happy to meet you too.
I will tell you all details about me and my life if you like my pictures and
want to meet me! please send picture of you too!!!
I write to you with my new mailbox vikusya@webemailz.info, please write
letters now only on this mailbox.
I will wait your next letter.
Kiss you , Viktoriya (this is my name)!

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TomAz
05-19-2008, 08:08 AM
gosh, only special people get those kinds of email.

marooko
05-19-2008, 08:33 AM
i need to start reading mine, i wanna be rich too.

marooko
05-24-2008, 07:06 AM
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