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PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:08 PM
Go ahead I feel like talking.

fatbastard
05-18-2008, 08:10 PM
Why is the world round?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:11 PM
What do you think it is, rectangular, ass?

bug on your lip
05-18-2008, 08:12 PM
what's yer maiden name?

fatbastard
05-18-2008, 08:13 PM
So your answers will involve questions?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:16 PM
I'm no maiden, thus I have no maiden "name". But my mom's maiden name was Saxon, and my dad's last name was Saxon. I haven't done the math, but the chances are pretty high that my thick pee is a genetic disorder known as "maple syrup urine disorder" and is common to the incestuous Amish.

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 08:18 PM
What's the most memorable piece of advice you ever received? Preferably one or two sentence max.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:22 PM
ive got two gems that come to mind.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:23 PM
oh..and if i could choose my maiden name, it wouldve been Charlotte The Harlot

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 08:26 PM
Um, so what are the two gems?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:26 PM
ps....ask me anything about Metal if you wanna be my friend on the internetz.

betao
05-18-2008, 08:28 PM
pot - who is going to play coachella next year?

Young blood
05-18-2008, 08:28 PM
bronze age or iron age?

ghettojournalist
05-18-2008, 08:29 PM
do you like Black Tide or The Sword?

Young blood
05-18-2008, 08:29 PM
Where did I leave my house keys?

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 08:29 PM
Pot, stop avoiding my question, you fucking whore.


Also, wanna be my publicist when I'm famous? You don't have to actually be nice to anyone, in fact it'd be a requirement that you be the most asshole you can. I can double the platinum in your mouth.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:29 PM
advice #1: up up down down b a b a select kill your parents

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:29 PM
iron age

fatbastard
05-18-2008, 08:30 PM
Coffee of tea?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:30 PM
retrace your steps, follow your dreams and you will find your keep and happiness.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:31 PM
keys, not keep.

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 08:31 PM
Did you ever hope to be a professional artist of any medium? If so, what, when, and what happened?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:31 PM
i didnt know tubesteak guzzling asscaptains needed a publicist.

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 08:33 PM
Well... we do. See, you learned something in your own interview thread.




Pot, why did you insist on pulling me into your bosom for that awkward hug at Coachella? Did you really have to cup my sack too?

Benis23
05-18-2008, 08:33 PM
Pot, If you could change one thing (or two or three) about society or people in general, what would it be?

Young blood
05-18-2008, 08:33 PM
What is the best way to get children's blood off a clown suit?

Young blood
05-18-2008, 08:35 PM
Whast would be the best way to get someone deported?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:36 PM
Well, I sang karaoke Elvis Costello for crack. Does it count if you get paid in rocks instead of bills?

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 08:36 PM
Pot, how the fuck did you end up thinking Roger Waters's performance was awesome like all the other tripping lightshow monkeys? Were you even tripping? Excuses, please.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:36 PM
I would make them all full on idle?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:37 PM
Children's blood: maple syrup, salt, lemon, bleach.

Young blood
05-18-2008, 08:38 PM
HI FOI!

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 08:39 PM
It's incredibly difficult to figure out what questions you are responding to because you take too fucking long and the answers are so bizarre they apply almost equally to any of the querents.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:41 PM
you can make anyone disappear.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:43 PM
roger waters' set was entertaining. it was visually stimulating; drugs or not.
the dark side portion, while great due to the legendary status of the record, was not as amazing as the other floyd hits. If a flying pig, shit blowing up and a crooning long haired mexican playing some decent Gilmour riffs doent get you off, you probably are into vibrators that run off car batteries.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:43 PM
Next. DO it.

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 08:44 PM
Who would play you in a movie?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:45 PM
A movie about me would never be allowed to be relased by the MPAA, you fucking clot.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:46 PM
Though Id be cool with Vincent Dinofrio or that huge colored guy from the Green Mile.

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 08:48 PM
I don't think I've ever been called a "clot" before.


Where do you get this Dennis Miller-esque talent for stringing obscure phrases together? Do you have a big Word file on your computer full of them or is it all stream of consciousness? Did you have it before you started reading Vice a lot or what?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:49 PM
Nice hat, ******.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:50 PM
hows that for strean of consciousness?

TomAz
05-18-2008, 08:52 PM
Pot do you prefer handball or racquetball?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:53 PM
neither. id prefer "asses up" suicide.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:53 PM
look it up if you dont know.

TomAz
05-18-2008, 08:54 PM
also how do you feel about Microsoft reviving its bid for Yahoo?

and what is your favorite Portishead song?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 08:57 PM
Microsoft and Yahoo: ambivalent. "Ambi" meaning "both" and "valent" meaning "directions." Thus, to conclude, I feel both ways about a lot of things: Microsoft the carnivorous beast reviving its bid for Yahoo (so long as I don't lose my J-O-B), boys and girls, race, CSI:New York, and Machinegun(s) so long as people don't use them (or, if we're referring to non-Portishead Portishead, perhaps Faith No More on Glorybox).

mismarta
05-18-2008, 09:00 PM
Say the Bad Man came and the only way to avoid a painful death would be one of two options: Eat a pile of dog shit or sit naked in a tub of writhing snakes for 5 minutes- which would you choose?

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 09:01 PM
Pot, what are you drunk on right now?

Also, that stream of consciousness was pretty sweet. It smelled like scotch though. Which leads me to the next question--what kind of mick, limey, or whatever the epithet for a Scotsman is are you?

miscorrections
05-18-2008, 09:02 PM
Mick is Irish, limey is Brit.

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 09:04 PM
Yes, I know. Pot is some kind of Irish, Brit, and/or Scot. I wasn't suggesting them as being the epithet in question, I was reading a list of possibilities.

miscorrections
05-18-2008, 09:04 PM
Right. Sorry.

TomAz
05-18-2008, 09:04 PM
Pot, is miscorrections' post a question for you?

also, don't you think Scotsman is epithet enough for anyone?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:05 PM
This is certainly a predicament you've put me in. First, in John Waters' Pink Flamingos, I eat dog shit off the ground. Second, I'm avidly awaiting May 22nd and the reunion of Indy and Marian, hoping the elderlies make love in a snake-filled bathtub. To conclude, I think my answer would be, "Sir, am I limited to one of the above-mentioned options?" I'll gladly take both.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:06 PM
I'm drunk on love. Do you really think that my pale exterior makes me a Scotsman? Some might call that racist, dear friend.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:07 PM
Also, to conclude on what others have said vis-a-vis the Scotsmen epithet, . . . um, yeah, sure, whatever (s)he said.

Hannahrain
05-18-2008, 09:08 PM
Would you kill a small Asian child if it meant that you could see any deceased musician you'd like with the setlist of your choice? You don't have to look at the child, but you can hear him when he whimpers.

miscorrections
05-18-2008, 09:09 PM
I think making the child Asian would make it easier, if anything.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:11 PM
Falafels are delicious food.

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 09:12 PM
If I knew what area of Scotland you were from I'd have an epithet for you. Until I know I'll just assume Glasgow, you fucking weedgie.

Seriously though, what SPF sunblock do you use at Coachella? Does it just say, "Strong as that big fucking shield that protected the spaceship in Sunshine" on the bottle or what?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:15 PM
i think you meant to call me a wedgie, didntcha?
I m not much of a fan of SPF. Whlie I understand that some protection from the sun is important, I find that prespiration will make it run into my eyes, which makes me angry and I end up doing shitty things when Im angry.
That waterproof shit is bullshit.

Hannahrain
05-18-2008, 09:15 PM
I think making the child Asian would make it easier, if anything.

Well, I was thinking one of those sad ones that Sally Struthers sells on TV.

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 09:18 PM
Weedgie. Read your Irvine Welsh, punk.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:19 PM
Would you kill a small Asian child if it meant that you could see any deceased musician you'd like with the setlist of your choice? You don't have to look at the child, but you can hear him when he whimpers.

this is a fucking retarded question. The whole reunion of favorite acts is a dumb thing. You have to take into consideration that acts often write some classic shit when they are going through inner turmoil. Additionally, most of them put on their best performances and Im not all that interested in watching some of these acts endure that physical strain with beer tits and only a hefty reunion paycheck keeping them going.


Besides, id kill a kid for a candy bar.

TomAz
05-18-2008, 09:19 PM
Pot, how close (or not) is the technology for doing a true image search? you know where the thing you're searching on is an image not a text string? cuz yablo's avatar is still bugging me.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:19 PM
Weedgie. Read your Irvine Welsh, punk.

i dont listen to hip hop.

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 09:20 PM
Pot, what's the most violent thing you've ever done?

The most benevolent?

garrett222
05-18-2008, 09:21 PM
What is the strength of the current cast of SNL on a 1-10 scale?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:21 PM
Pot, how close (or not) is the technology for doing a true image search? you know where the thing you're searching on is an image not a text string? cuz yablo's avatar is still bugging me.

There is image recognition software that is out there that would read your image and search existing databases that would associate it with similar characteristics from other images that are floating on the internet. There are companies that are licensed by legal agencies with these capabilities to help aprehend vewwy bad men.

Hannahrain
05-18-2008, 09:22 PM
I didn't say disbanded. I said deceased. Do you really think that being suddenly resurrected from the dead and forced to play for a belligerent, drunken bedlamite isn't going to create some inner turmoil? I thought you were smarter than that.

garrett222
05-18-2008, 09:23 PM
You could have 1 of 2 things:

1) $1,000,000
2) The ability to eat any food in as much quantity and bad nutrition, and your body will interpret it as the most nutritious healthy thing you could do.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:25 PM
I didn't say disbanded. I said deceased. Do you really think that being suddenly resurrected from the dead and forced to play for a belligerent, drunken bedlamite isn't going to create some inner turmoil? I thought you were smarter than that.

Im smarter than the average bear, you dunce. Shame on you. You're living in the fucking past.

TomAz
05-18-2008, 09:26 PM
There is image recognition software that is out there that would read your image and search existing databases that would associate it with similar characteristics from other images that are floating on the internet. There are companies that are licensed by legal agencies with these capabilities to help aprehend vewwy bad men.

yeah so how long til this technology is available to the average internet monkey?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:30 PM
$100K is pocket change to me. I live in a mansion in the middle of SF with TWO (2) indoor pools, one heated and one chilled for my ladies. And, on top of that, I have a surprisingly amazing metabolism and I don't even care for food, generally, if it's not tofu and asparagus. Thus, neither of the below things matters too much to me. I suppose, if I had to choose, I'd pick the $100K and give it to the homeles guy down the street who poos in the manholes.



You could have 1 of 2 things:

1) $1,000,000
2) The ability to eat any food in as much quantity and bad nutrition, and your body will interpret it as the most nutritious healthy thing you could do.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:32 PM
Inner turmoil for the dead musicians? I think the only "inner turmoil" they'd be going through would be from the insects feasting on their insides. I also think they'd have a hard time with the muscle control since muscle decomposes rapidly upon death. I'm no doctor, but I know the dead people in my basement.



I didn't say disbanded. I said deceased. Do you really think that being suddenly resurrected from the dead and forced to play for a belligerent, drunken bedlamite isn't going to create some inner turmoil? I thought you were smarter than that.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:33 PM
It just went off the market. Sorry. Too late.


yeah so how long til this technology is available to the average internet monkey?

TomAz
05-18-2008, 09:34 PM
Pot, since the amount offered was actually $1000K not $100K, would you give it all to the one homeless guy, or spread it out to 10 different homeless guys?

also, is the phrase "homeless guy" sexist?

mismarta
05-18-2008, 09:34 PM
So who wins- the Pot or the Kettle, and why?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:35 PM
I'm not familiar with this "SNL" of which you speak. But Mad TV is f'ing money. I'd put 1997 Mad at 12 on your scale.



What is the strength of the current cast of SNL on a 1-10 scale?

garrett222
05-18-2008, 09:37 PM
Are you saying you only eat tofu and asparagus? What sort of diet is that?

How about 800,000 bucks or sex with a celebrity of your choice?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:37 PM
In this game, it's you who is the loser. Why? Because racism is the King Koopa of life.


So who wins- the Pot or the Kettle, and why?

garrett222
05-18-2008, 09:38 PM
Favorite wack packer on howard stern? (i'm sure you don't listen)

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 09:38 PM
Did you seriously just claim that you not only watch but ENJOY Mad TV? Surely you must be joking.

miscorrections
05-18-2008, 09:39 PM
Which of your multiple personalities are you most enjoying airing in this thread?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:39 PM
Tofu and asparagus are only my ingredients of choice. Sometimes I add a Corona or 12 to the mix.

$800K or sex? Definitely $800K. I'm pretty sure most of the celebrities I'm interested in take credit.






Are you saying you only eat tofu and asparagus? What sort of diet is that?

How about 800,000 bucks or sex with a celebrity of your choice?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:40 PM
The one who i writing right now. She's pretty awesome. The real question is which are YOU most enjoying? I would certainly like to hear THAT answer.



Which of your multiple personalities are you most enjoying airing in this thread?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:41 PM
Is it appropriate to ask for a clarification on the term "wack packer"?


Favorite wack packer on howard stern? (i'm sure you don't listen)

mismarta
05-18-2008, 09:42 PM
In this game, it's you who is the loser. Why? Because racism is the King Koopa of life.

You're starting to ramble senselessly. Get it together, man.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:43 PM
Fav shows: Ar-Dev, the Off, 30-R, Vintage Mad, watching the Chairman scratch up guests.



Did you seriously just claim that you not only watch but ENJOY Mad TV? Surely you must be joking.

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 09:45 PM
Seriously Pot, what are you drunk on tonight? Not complaining, mind you--whatever the fuck it takes to get you to speak up a little bit.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:46 PM
Sorry if my intellectual discourse assumed a couple presuppositions from ANTM (America's Next Top Model) that you didn't catch on to. See the second -- or was it the third -- season. Imagine a bus trip and one model says "Well isn't that the pot calling the kettle black?" And then imagine that King Koopa is a racist assuming that either the pot or the kettle would win the fight. And then remember that you're King Koopa.



You're starting to ramble senselessly. Get it together, man.

garrett222
05-18-2008, 09:47 PM
Would you prefer a career as a film director or a singer of an indie rock band?

ivankay
05-18-2008, 09:47 PM
is there a unifying theory? Or is it pointless to bother because of the possibility for infinite answers to the make up of things?

What is mind?

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 09:48 PM
Did you just refer to a cat named "The Chairman" or what?

Garrett, your questions annoy me. What the fuck is this, a high school newspaper featurette on Getting To Know A Classmate?

miscorrections
05-18-2008, 09:50 PM
The one who i writing right now. She's pretty awesome. The real question is which are YOU most enjoying? I would certainly like to hear THAT answer.

I like the one with ginger hair and the necklace that always flips.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:52 PM
My apologies. Between one million dollars and the food thing I believe I'd elect the money. But again, I'd just give it to the guy down the street. And I don't think referring to him specifically is sexist unless perhaps she's got enough money for a "prosthetic," in which case perhaps I'd give it to the other homeless guy down the street.



Pot, since the amount offered was actually $1000K not $100K, would you give it all to the one homeless guy, or spread it out to 10 different homeless guys?

also, is the phrase "homeless guy" sexist?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:53 PM
Would you prefer a career as a film director or a singer of an indie rock band?

As a singer of the indie rock band "The Teenagers," I'd really prefer a career as a film director since realizing that my band motorboats buttcracks.

kreutz2112
05-18-2008, 09:54 PM
would you rather be a ginger or commit suicide?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:56 PM
There is a swashbuckling cat of that name, but I will not reveal his/her owner.

And, yes l'il Wang, I think we will be publishing this in West Oakland Junior High's Spring edition on classmates. Sorry if you are disappointed, but Garrett's questions are the only ones they can publish.





Did you just refer to a cat named "The Chairman" or what?

Garrett, your questions annoy me. What the fuck is this, a high school newspaper featurette on Getting To Know A Classmate?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 09:58 PM
Ginger is freaking great. Whether in stir fries, pickled with sushi, or in cookies and scones, it really is a surprisingly refreshing ingredient.



would you rather be a ginger or commit suicide?

kreutz2112
05-18-2008, 09:59 PM
you needed to be here last night when I posted a picture of ginger.

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 10:00 PM
You love the softball questions, pussy.

Back to Mad TV--promise me you were fucking kidding please?

miscorrections
05-18-2008, 10:00 PM
http://www.pisymbol.com/images/tina_louise.jpg

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 10:03 PM
You know, there was a quetion mark after that, but it was really a request. Could you rephrase that in the form of a question, please?


You love the softball questions, pussy.

Back to Mad TV--promise me you were fucking kidding please?

garrett222
05-18-2008, 10:07 PM
You love the softball questions, pussy.

Back to Mad TV--promise me you were fucking kidding please?

Wash your vag out please.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 10:09 PM
I've neglected this question for a whole fifteen minutes. My apologies.

In the influential Supreme Court case Pot v. Kettle, 8 US 14 (1978), the Chief Justice wrote for a divided Court that it is pointless. There is no unifying theory. There is no mind. While the dissent, well, dissented, and said that they had unified stuff, they had to be wrong since it was a divided Court. Great minds differ and believe that they've found unity, but the great rule of stare decisis commands that we follow the Supreme Court rule even when we differ. But, then again, if we differ, can we unite? The answers beg the question, dear friend.



is there a unifying theory? Or is it pointless to bother because of the possibility for infinite answers to the make up of things?

What is mind?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 10:10 PM
Having found a question mark in the curl of her hair and her earring, my answer: Yes, dear god, yes.


http://www.pisymbol.com/images/tina_louise.jpg

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 10:10 PM
My interrogatory stands, dick. There is nothing wrong with that being a question. I'll throw a question mark wherever the fuck I please and you can rest assured it's a question.

... or can you?

ivankay
05-18-2008, 10:10 PM
I've neglected this question for a whole fifteen minutes. My apologies.

In the influential Supreme Court case Pot v. Kettle, 8 US 14 (1978), the Chief Justice wrote for a divided Court that it is pointless. There is no unifying theory. There is no mind. While the dissent, well, dissented, and said that they had unified stuff, they had to be wrong since it was a divided Court. Great minds differ and believe that they've found unity, but the great rule of stare decisis commands that we follow the Supreme Court rule even when we differ. But, then again, if we differ, can we unite? The answers beg the question, dear friend.

i see the light!

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 10:11 PM
Any particular significance or story to this epic battle between Pot and Kettle you keep alluding to, in both board handle and several answers?

EDIT: I'm sure we're all aware of the aphorism involving pot and kettle, I didn't mean that. For some reason I suspect that there's a particular reason it might mean something to you, could be full of shit.

stinkbutt
05-18-2008, 10:11 PM
What is your favorite cartoon? Why? Which cereal went best with it on Saturday mornings?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 10:15 PM
I will not rest assured that there is a question unless it meets the guidelines of the CMS (Chicago Manual of Style). Please see reference book and confirm questions to the example. Follow the rules, or you're out of the band.

By the way, the word on the street is that Dude Womb is finally recording. I, for one, cannot wait till they tour.





My interrogatory stands, dick. There is nothing wrong with that being a question. I'll throw a question mark wherever the fuck I please and you can rest assured it's a question.

... or can you?

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 10:17 PM
Chicago? The city has a fucking style guide?

Classic version of New York Times Guide To Style only, motherfucker. I wish Time would make one.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 10:17 PM
This rings of a question intended for a high school newspaper special interviewing classmates. I think this question might dig into more sensitive spots than I am prepared to delve at this stage.


Any particular significance or story to this epic battle between Pot and Kettle you keep alluding to, in both board handle and several answers?

EDIT: I'm sure we're all aware of the aphorism involving pot and kettle, I didn't mean that. For some reason I suspect that there's a particular reason it might mean something to you, could be full of shit.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 10:19 PM
Ren & Stimpy, KETTLE corn and POTatoes.


What is your favorite cartoon? Why? Which cereal went best with it on Saturday mornings?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 10:22 PM
Chicago Manual of Style: http://www.chicagomanualofstyle.org/home.html.

Yes. Yes.


Chicago? The city has a fucking style guide?

Classic version of New York Times Guide To Style only, motherfucker. I wish Time would make one.

kreutz2112
05-18-2008, 10:26 PM
who is your favorite saved by the bell character?

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 10:27 PM
Fuck you, I wanna hear about pot and kettle. Stop being a wuss.

Which parent do you like the best and why?

kreutz2112
05-18-2008, 10:28 PM
also, why do you choose to not have an avatar or signature?

betao
05-18-2008, 10:30 PM
When you were young, what did you want to be when you grew up?

bmack86
05-18-2008, 10:32 PM
If I were to ask you for 5 bands to listen to that I've never heard of, what bands would you tell me to listen to?

miscorrections
05-18-2008, 10:33 PM
Have you ever had an agoraphobic nosebleed?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 10:35 PM
CSI: New York S04/E06 flash mob of zombies, the dead male zombie found trampled by the other live zombies was my favorite saved by the bell character. He was dead and buried and dug himself out of the grave. That rocked. I think I might have liked him a little better with a 2 lb. cell phone and if he had said "time out" and spoke directly to the camera. But as long as I'm just one of the singers of "The Teenagers" and not a movie director, I guess I'm stuck with nostalgia and cheesy songs.


who is your favorite saved by the bell character?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 10:36 PM
The dad from American Beauty because he really saw the light.


Fuck you, I wanna hear about pot and kettle. Stop being a wuss.

Which parent do you like the best and why?

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 10:38 PM
Is there some reason why you insist on typing about the quote like an inconvenient asshole?

stinkbutt
05-18-2008, 10:40 PM
Have you ever had an agoraphobic nosebleed?

I'm not sure if you're referring to the band, but if you are eeeeeewww

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 10:40 PM
Since I work with computers and all, you think I'd be technically adept. But really I'm just a guy. A guy with a talent for collecting DVDS, playing GTA IV, and rocking out. A guy who loves Dude Womb and can't wait till their sophomore effort comes out. A guy who dated the homecoming queen but broke up with her because he needed to be free to spread knowledge seeds far and wide.


also, why do you choose to not have an avatar or signature?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 10:42 PM
Is there some reason why you insist on typing about the quote like an inconvenient asshole?

Inconvenient is the only way I know to be. And on that note, time to record the vocal tracks.

Thanks for the fun questions. There will be more answers upcoming: time/place TBD.

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 10:43 PM
Ever banged two or more chicks simultaneously? What about gotten gang-blown?

thelastgreatman
05-18-2008, 10:43 PM
You sneaky whore.

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 10:43 PM
If I were to ask you for 5 bands to listen to that I've never heard of, what bands would you tell me to listen to?


I think we can all agree that #1 on the list is Dude Womb. The rest I leave to your heart and colleagues.

bmack86
05-18-2008, 10:44 PM
Ok ... here is a quick backstory, I'll just copy and paste since I've explained this already.

A girlfriend of pretty much 2 years of mine has just left me. Her reason being, she wants to be alone, and single. As well as the fact I've messed up for the past few months and diminished her love for me, how you ask.

Well if you've read any of my other posts regarding this you already know, but there was a day where she had some guy over who she said kept trying to kiss her and she said she kept pushing away. She went on to say she gave up at one point and just let him kiss her with her kissing back for a quick second. Anyway she told me this and I got bad, and broke up with her originally, but ended up taking her back. She also told me later how he never really liked me and always wanted her to break up with me and so on, anyway she cut off all ties with him.

So moving on, since then after some lies as well, I sorta couldn't trust her, I have trust issues, and barely told her I loved her and showed her how I felt, and obviously I am now paying for it big time. After the break up I did **** up and pretty much beg at one point, telling her I would change and everything and telling her I realize how stupid I've been, which is all true, I will change and I have been stupid because now I lost her.

Basically I just told her today, after a week, that I will give her the space she wants and let her be alone, in hopes she will miss me. Basically I need help winning her back guys. She told me she doesn't think we will ever get back together and that we are done for good, but I have hope. I'm going to give her this space, but at the same time I want to some how win her back. How ... Save me guys. Thing I'm most worried about is, she hangs out with a lot of guys, because she works with mostly guys, so yeah ...

Anywayy ... I was thinking about having her fav. flowers sent to her house tomorrow, with something sweet written in it or something to show her I am trying to be the guy she first fell in love with and yeahh ...

How do you respond to this?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 10:59 PM
BMACK: However do I respond to such a dilemma . . . In the words of the exceptional All-American Rejects' title track of their second album, I think you should "Move Along." Another intuitive rock band, Green Day, might point out that this could constitute a "fork stuck in the road." "Make the best of this test," dear friend, and make this a "lesson learned in time." Any number of breakup songs could adeptly point out that this is an apt time for a breakup. Grand gestures might work, but on the other hand, they might just postpone the inevitable: the end of your relationship.

Can we make these questions less serious because I'm not Dear Abby, you know . . . Consider this "Dear Jackass-who-is-mean-to-everybody-all-the-time:".

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 11:00 PM
I'm not into beastiality, you freak. Chickens have pointy beaks.


Ever banged two or more chicks simultaneously? What about gotten gang-blown?

bmack86
05-18-2008, 11:01 PM
If you could kick one movie star square in the nuts, who would it be, and how would you gloat afterwards?

Yablonowitz
05-18-2008, 11:04 PM
Are you alarmed at the degree to which Randy is obsessed with you and do you believe, as I do, that it signifies some carnal Freudian complex in which he could potentially revert to a childlike dependency on you and every word you type? Do you fear for your safety once the moment of actual rejection is forced to take place?

PotVsKtl
05-18-2008, 11:30 PM
Thanks to Nando, Jaime, and Valarie for playing my part in this thread. High fives all around. Dude Womb for life.

full on idle
05-18-2008, 11:46 PM
[/dude womb]

kreutz2112
05-19-2008, 12:01 AM
delete.

kreutz2112
05-19-2008, 12:40 AM
you didn't get the joke.

I enjoyed the thread fwah.

thefunkylama
05-19-2008, 12:41 AM
Thanks to Nando, Jaime, and Valarie for playing my part in this thread. High fives all around. Dude Womb for life.

If this is true, then this thread is amazing on a whole other level.

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 01:24 AM
delete.

Funniest thing in this thread. Catchphrase face.

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 01:30 AM
Alright, so whose posts are whose? Cause some of you are good at it and some of you broke character in curious ways. Also Hannah totally knew it wasn't Pot because somebody wasn't capitalizing and punctuating properly--she should be a detective.

bug on your lip
05-19-2008, 06:40 AM
i can't believe Meh hasn't figured out who Pot is yet

TomAz
05-19-2008, 08:37 AM
shhhhhhhhhh bug

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 08:41 AM
Is there someone else on this board who bears a striking resemblance to 165 pounds of consistently unimpressed freckles glued together?

miscorrections
05-19-2008, 10:08 AM
Totally knew it was FOI, and you are my favorite of last night's personalities.

thinnerair
05-19-2008, 10:14 AM
oh boy. that was quite the clusterfuck.

full on idle
05-19-2008, 01:42 PM
I played accordian for 11 straight minutes.

thinnerair
05-19-2008, 04:43 PM
wait. is he a boy or a girl?

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 05:16 PM
wait. is he a boy or a girl?

FOI or Pot?


(Sorry FOI, you know I love you, baby.)

ivankay
05-19-2008, 08:54 PM
I played accordian for 11 straight minutes.

impressive. Was it one long song or a few? A clip would be precious.

thinnerair
05-20-2008, 11:43 AM
11 straight minutes. booze fueled accordian jamfest.

fatbastard
06-08-2008, 12:02 AM
Who will be the next president?

boarderwoozel3
06-08-2008, 01:35 AM
Pot, are you a top or bottom?

gaypalmsprings
06-08-2008, 07:02 AM
Pot, are you a top or bottom?

photos please