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thelastgreatman
05-17-2008, 09:03 PM
There are few things in the world more badass than Clint Eastwood in the last twenty minutes of Unforgiven.



Your turn.

kreutz2112
05-17-2008, 09:05 PM
this thread thread is fucking gay.

thelastgreatman
05-17-2008, 09:07 PM
That was inevitable.

kreutz2112
05-17-2008, 09:08 PM
Metallica>Pantera

thelastgreatman
05-17-2008, 09:09 PM
Greater than statements are brainless twaddle.

stinkbutt
05-17-2008, 09:10 PM
Dennis Hopper screaming "Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!" in Blue Velvet is his best performance ever.

Melanie.Dawn
05-17-2008, 09:10 PM
Today I went river rafting and cliff jumping. I put sun screen everywhere... but my knees. Now, they are burned and they hurt... and I have to keep bending them.

thelastgreatman
05-17-2008, 09:11 PM
You don't quite get the idea here.

kreutz2112
05-17-2008, 09:11 PM
http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50270120/Ginger.jpg

Melanie.Dawn
05-17-2008, 09:12 PM
You don't quite get the idea here.

I just wanted to share that and had no where to do so. I don't care about the point of this thread so I thought I would share it here.

Hannahrain
05-17-2008, 09:12 PM
Dennis Hopper and Rudy Giuliani look a great deal more like each other than you've ever noticed.

thelastgreatman
05-17-2008, 09:12 PM
http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50270120/Ginger.jpg

That looks like a bunch of brown baby mice, similar to ones that might be poured into Amy Winehouse's gaping maw.

kreutz2112
05-17-2008, 09:15 PM
Should this thread be deleted?

Circle one:

Yes

No

Hannahrain
05-17-2008, 09:15 PM
Adam Crootz is a champion. Simple truth.

thelastgreatman
05-17-2008, 09:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v686/hawkingvsreeve/DSC02647.jpg

I saw most of you but decided to stay anonymous, mostly because I was afraid you would maim me. I couldn't pass up this opportunity, though. Maybe if I successfully create an alias that everyone doesn't hate by next year, I'll say hi.

This is even funnier than my avatar and store.

thelastgreatman
05-17-2008, 09:22 PM
Dennis Hopper and Rudy Giuliani look a great deal more like each other than you've ever noticed.

All balding guys look alike.

stinkbutt
05-17-2008, 09:25 PM
Dennis Hopper isn't balding

thelastgreatman
05-17-2008, 09:26 PM
Like fun he isn't.

http://www.nndb.com/people/600/000023531/dennis_hopper.jpg

PineapplePete
05-17-2008, 09:28 PM
true that

TomAz
05-17-2008, 09:34 PM
all truths are simple. Complexity is falsehood.

thelastgreatman
05-17-2008, 09:42 PM
Every time I see your avatar I think of A Christmas Story.

full on idle
05-17-2008, 09:44 PM
He had a blister.

twoheadedboy
05-17-2008, 10:06 PM
christopher walken is god

betao
05-17-2008, 10:26 PM
There are few things in life more disappointing than Star Wars: Episode 2.

All That I Am
05-17-2008, 10:43 PM
Simple truth: one of those few things is your sex life

betao
05-17-2008, 10:43 PM
ouch.

was that one really necessary?

thelastgreatman
05-17-2008, 10:47 PM
Questions are not truths.

MissingPerson
05-17-2008, 10:56 PM
Writing on a banana with a ballpoint pen is inexplicably excellent.

(Although I've no banana space left now, and now my fruit bowl looks like I'm a serial killer or something.)

thelastgreatman
05-17-2008, 10:56 PM
That's the weirdest thing I've heard in a while.

Hannahrain
05-17-2008, 10:56 PM
Writing on a banana with a ballpoint pen is inexplicably excellent.


I LOVE DOING THAT.

MissingPerson
05-17-2008, 11:09 PM
Yes. YES!

I know it sounds weird. It is weird. But it's great. It's just great.

Hannahrain
05-17-2008, 11:13 PM
Try the super-fine point sharpies on ziplocs.

Mr.Nipples
05-17-2008, 11:25 PM
wilt chamberlain was born with a bone in his penis

ivankay
05-18-2008, 01:35 AM
the only thing you can really be certain about is your thinking. you can't be certain of mine because i can be an illusion. - variation on Descartes who might be make believe as well

ivankay
05-18-2008, 01:48 AM
Oh, for all you Chuck Norris worshippers...Bruce Lee kicked the shit out of him.

rage patton
05-18-2008, 02:33 AM
I'm pretty sure Jelly Donut is more of a draw now than Lady Sovereign.

This is a true statement.

Benis23
05-18-2008, 05:41 PM
Mr. Nipples' nickname for me is "wilt chamberlain."

thestripe
05-19-2008, 06:43 AM
Jujyfruits go perfect with any movie.

http://www.dutchvalleyfoods.com/food/images/catimages/653113.jpg

Truth.

bug on your lip
05-19-2008, 07:08 AM
<b>MissingPerson</b> already won this mutha fukker


move along

algunz
05-19-2008, 08:03 AM
It is Monday.

marooko
05-19-2008, 08:14 AM
Should this thread be deleted?

Circle one:

Yes

No

how do you circle it?

marooko
05-19-2008, 08:14 AM
It is Monday.

Not just Monday. Monday morning. ugh.

lonely lonely lonely monday morning.

Stefinitely Maybe
05-19-2008, 08:23 AM
This is disgusting: Vietnamese meal. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Dog_meat.jpg)

algunz
05-19-2008, 08:25 AM
This is disgusting: Vietnamese meal. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Dog_meat.jpg)

I'll bet that dog might have made a nice pet. That's a sad and simple truth. I wonder what kind of dog it was, and what's that pile of shit next to it?

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 08:35 AM
Hey cunts,

Stop breaking format. Thank you.


Sincerely,
Coachella Message Board Cunt Regulation Committee

BROKENDOLL
05-19-2008, 09:01 AM
Hey cunts,

Stop breaking format. Thank you.


Sincerely,
Coachella Message Board Cunt Regulation Committee

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l99/EuphoricEyes/cunts.jpg Here's to your regulation committee~with Love...

chairmenmeow47
05-19-2008, 10:00 AM
There are few things in the world more badass than Clint Eastwood in the last twenty minutes of Unforgiven.



Your turn.

god that movie is badass. that was the last movie i saw in the theatres with my grandpa.

and there are few things in life funnier than the look on someone's face when they have lost their footing.

Blinken
05-19-2008, 10:05 AM
Work blows.

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 10:07 AM
I just happened to catch it on cable the other night and I realized I'd forgotten how fucking awesome just the last scene in the bar alone is. Possibly Clint's finest moment, ending it all with the protagonist turning completely away from redemption and rocketing into depths of anti-hero that we'd never conceived of. "You--fat man." Love it.

If I ever get a deal to make my movie, I'm going to hedge my bets on its success by filming a reality series/documentary about the production, the premise of which is to reveal a lot of secrets about the shoot after the movie is released like the fact that I'll be using whatever drugs my character is on in each scene for the filming but not telling any of the investors. It'll be like Project Greenlight but with me really fucking high and trying to direct and act with no real experience, and it's further evidence of how much I rule at figuring out ways to promote this shit cost-free.

BROKENDOLL
05-19-2008, 10:20 AM
I just happened to catch it on cable the other night and I realized I'd forgotten how fucking awesome just the last scene in the bar alone is. Possibly Clint's finest moment, ending it all with the protagonist turning completely away from redemption and rocketing into depths of anti-hero that we'd never conceived of. "You--fat man." Love it.

If I ever get a deal to make my movie, I'm going to hedge my bets on its success by filming a reality series/documentary about the production, the premise of which is to reveal a lot of secrets about the shoot after the movie is released like the fact that I'll be using whatever drugs my character is on in each scene for the filming but not telling any of the investors. It'll be like Project Greenlight but with me really fucking high and trying to direct and act with no real experience, and it's further evidence of how much I rule at figuring out ways to promote this shit cost-free. Alot like your behavior here on the board?

chairmenmeow47
05-19-2008, 10:31 AM
I just happened to catch it on cable the other night and I realized I'd forgotten how fucking awesome just the last scene in the bar alone is. Possibly Clint's finest moment, ending it all with the protagonist turning completely away from redemption and rocketing into depths of anti-hero that we'd never conceived of. "You--fat man." Love it.

If I ever get a deal to make my movie, I'm going to hedge my bets on its success by filming a reality series/documentary about the production, the premise of which is to reveal a lot of secrets about the shoot after the movie is released like the fact that I'll be using whatever drugs my character is on in each scene for the filming but not telling any of the investors. It'll be like Project Greenlight but with me really fucking high and trying to direct and act with no real experience, and it's further evidence of how much I rule at figuring out ways to promote this shit cost-free.


i also love gene hackman's character and that pussy guy who's writing the book. i love how he just owns him in that scene in the jail and hackman keeps saying "cause he was so damn drunk", lol. oh man, great movie. i've love to know how scary it was for the other actors to work with eastwood, freeman and hackman. that would add an interesting element to your movie idea.

it would probably be like the time my dad finally got to do work on a western with john wayne, only to have john wayne yell at him to get out of his chair. or, now that i remember, like the time my dad had to drive clint eastwood to the tucson airport only to get lost and have eastwood yell at him the rest of the drive as my dad hauled ass across some field to get him there.

(my grandpa was a driver for the movies and that meant my dad and his brother and sister got to help out, ride horses as "necessary background", drive people places, ect... he basically smoked pot with a lot of cowboy actors, lol)

that was way off topic. the simple truth here is that i type too much =P

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 11:45 AM
Ivy, we don't type too much, don't let these fascist fucks ever convince you of that. We just have a greater quantity of more interesting things to say.

"That's right--I killed women and children. And now I've come to kill you, Little Bill."

"I killed just about everything that walks or crawls at one time or another."

Soooooo fucking cool. Probably the scariest performance by someone over 60 I can think of off-hand (good chance he wasn't over 60 all the way back when that came out probably, in due fairness).

SFChrissy
05-19-2008, 12:02 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v686/hawkingvsreeve/DSC02647.jpg

Why is this guy in the striped shirt rubbing his nipples???

Blinken
05-19-2008, 12:17 PM
Pineapple Pete is just fantasizing about fucking Supre in the ass.

thelastgreatman
05-19-2008, 12:19 PM
If Pete is a top I'm a goddamn giraffe.

Blinken
05-19-2008, 12:26 PM
lol Point taken.

MissingPerson
05-19-2008, 06:11 PM
Everybody will, at some point in their life, put a finger into a hot melty candle to find out what happens.

For some reason, then they'll be surprised when they're left with HOT MELTING WAX ON THEIR STUPID FINGER. This is the only possible outcome.

But many people will still try it again to make sure.

jonnypark
05-19-2008, 09:08 PM
No book that has ever been written will ever save the world.

ivankay
05-19-2008, 09:11 PM
No book that has ever been written will ever save the world.

not yet. Boy scout manual got close though.