Washing Machine vs Dryer

[betao]

Which one is better?

[leo01g]

i fucking hate dryers. It shrinks your clothes

[theburiedlife]

It's a pain in the ass to wash clothes without machine, it's not hard to dry without one.

[TonyWonder]

Dryer, I barely even knew her.

...but yeah, fuck the dryer.


buriedlife, nice avatar - love that album..they should get back together.

[theburiedlife]

Yeah thanks, we're forming a Grandaddy for 2009 coalition in the wish list section.

[woogie846]

Definitely the washing machine.

[ivankay]

damn, i picked dryer without checking out what the rest of you had to say. When i voted and saw the results, my initial thought was a bunch of girls liked the shake of an overloaded machine. How wrong was i about the ease provided by the washer and how easy it is to hang clothes.

i picked the dryer first because of that joy on a cold day when you take freshly dried clothes out and get to hold all that warmth. That is one of the greatest things ever, but i would like to change my vote to avoid having to beat my clothes on a rock.

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Dryer_adult_couple_costume.jpghttp://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Washer_Funny%20_couple_costume.jpg

[ivankay]

gayps, if there were ever Coachella Board awards, you would definitely be nominee and a favorite for "Best Photo Responses" or something like that.

[gaypalmsprings]

betao would win for best poll

[ivankay]

betao would win for best poll

you would know...ba da bump (crash cymbal)

[betao]

betao would win for best poll

haha cheers. The question struck me when I was doing laundry earlier today. Shit, come to think of it, I have yet to get my clothes out of the dryer.

[Bud Luster]

anyone thats done the washing machine knows it owns...

[MissingPerson]

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Dryer_adult_couple_costume.jpghttp://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Washer_Funny%20_couple_costume.jpg

It's moments like this that I remember what the internet is for.

God bless you, gaypalmsprings. Magnificent.

[MissingPerson]

Wow, Washing Machine is stomping face in this Poll....

[Hannahrain]

I am torn. While the washing machine is absolutely all it's cracked up to be, I feel that the dryer deserves more credit than it's been given. First, what Ivankay said about the clothes on a cold day. Absolutely that. But also, for slovenly individuals like myself who sometimes neglect folding clothes and leave them on the floor instead, the dryer can be a lifesaver in making something look presentable at the last minute.

[MissingPerson]

I think it says everything you need to know about us here that this poll is, and will be, a more intense and eloquently argued discussion than anything about politics, world events or climate change.

[MissingPerson]

Also, Washing Machine FTW!

[Hannahrain]

I think I might be more likely to instantly declare the washing machine as my favorite if I had a front-loading one where I could watch the clothing spin. But as things are, it's just a big white box that I put clothes in and then I close it and then it grumbles. I can't trust it. How do I know it's really washing anything? I don't. There could be like a tiny person in there that does all the work and the machine is taking all the credit. Until either machine proves to me that it's worthy of my loyalty, I will not vote.

[MissingPerson]

I have a washer-dryer, thus disproving Creationism

[Hannahrain]

I'm now torn again. This time, not between appliances, but in deciding whether this post should be about the topic at hand or whether it should be blatant lobbying for you to be my best friend. I guess I will meet myself halfway and post this.

[MissingPerson]

We can be washer-dryer buddies! And we'll be so happy! Because we can be both sparkly clean and cosy warm!

And people will look on us in wonder - for we are the future.

[gaypalmsprings]

Gynocologists say that women prefer the agitator action of the washer 3 to 1 over the dryer's moist, warm air vent.

[MissingPerson]

I doubt your sources, sir. I demand to see the research!

[MissingPerson]

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Dryer_adult_couple_costume.jpghttp://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Washer_Funny%20_couple_costume.jpg

I just can't stop looking at this picture. What do these people tell their relatives they do for a living? Is their job cooler or lamer than mine, on balance? How do they describe this on their resumé?

The mind boggles. Gaypalmsprings, you have blown my mind wide open.

[miscorrections]

I wish my job was Halloween.

[full on idle]

I voted before I read this thread, and I am beside myself. The dryer is so clearly, so, so clearly superior. It makes things WARM and SOFT. Thousands of generations cleaned clothes without washing machines, what SEPARATES us from the past is the POWER to dry a bedspread, a sleeping bag, fuck it, your COAT in 45 minutes. People. Please. Get it together. Civilization.

[betao]

But also, for slovenly individuals like myself who sometimes neglect folding clothes and leave them on the floor instead, the dryer can be a lifesaver in making something look presentable at the last minute.

This is a very good point. Your dryer can also serve as an emergency ironer when it comes to freshening up your clothes at the last minute.

[theburiedlife]

You know what makes things warm and good smelling? The sun...

[betao]

That takes too much time. Dryer > Sun. Unless you believe in conserving energy.

[theburiedlife]

I believe in forward planning.

[Mr.Nipples]

washing machine. not only a great appliance, but a great album as well...

[boarderwoozel3]

i fucking hate dryers. It shrinks your clothes

Yes. Dryers are not needed.

[BrettShipes]

This thread is the first thing that come up when you type "washer vs dryer" in google... thought I'd say that first...

Secondly, this for some reason reminded me of this
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Washing machine is bettah! It cleans the clothes!
Dryer is bettah! It leaves the clothes warm and soft!

*shuts up*

[thewindowliquor]

washing machine. not only a great appliance, but a great album as well...

Very convincing argument. Also, it doesn't rain in Southern California, so if I didn't have a dryer, I could probably hang my laundry on a clothesline somehow.

Washing Machine ftw.

[betao]

This thread is the first thing that come up when you type "washer vs dryer" in google... thought I'd say that first...


Good. That means I am one step closer to finally taking over the entire internet.

[invisiblerobots]

I've got one of those fancy Japanese washer/dryer combos. In go the clothes and a few hours later the whole thing is done. So, for me, there is no separation of the devices.

[gaypalmsprings]

In go the clothes and a few hours later the whole thing is done.

One of those energy efficient contraptions. Ha.

[invisiblerobots]

One of those energy efficient contraptions. Ha.

Actually yes. I compared its Energy Star rating to other models of the same size and it has one of the best ratings. It cycles on and off and somehow it dries without ventilation. It's a mystery to me how it all works but I dare not ask for fear of angering the laundry gods.

[JobMatchNow]

i think that the Washing Machine is better because it can clean stuff that u cant hand wash and if you live in a state like Fl its always hot so you can let it air dry

[BROKENDOLL]

Gynocologists say that women prefer the agitator action of the washer 3 to 1 over the dryer's moist, warm air vent.


I doubt your sources, sir. I demand to see the research!

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/CARTOON001.jpg

[MissingPerson]

Well, having closely examined it, your proof is indeed sound. I'd doff my hat to you, but I don't actually know what that phrase means.

[chairmenmeow47]

half of my clothes never see the dryer, so i vote washing machine.

BUT, i've never seen anyone squeeze themselves into a washing machine like i have a dryer, so the dryer kinda has that going for it. but with those new front loaders, it may have some "human stuffing" competition now.

[keep2thestreets]

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Dryer_adult_couple_costume.jpghttp://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Washer_Funny%20_couple_costume.jpg

haha

you win in life gaypalmsprings, you are now the best person on this board

[betao]

yes indeed. epic win.

[MissingPerson]

half of my clothes never see the dryer, so i vote washing machine.

BUT, i've never seen anyone squeeze themselves into a washing machine like i have a dryer, so the dryer kinda has that going for it. but with those new front loaders, it may have some "human stuffing" competition now.

Don't they have to label the human stuffing capacity on the front of the machines when they're sold?

[amyzzz]

My dryer has been broken for the past month or so. I've been hang-drying everything. It sucks, but I can do that a lot better than I can hand wash all the clothes.

[chairmenmeow47]

Don't they have to label the human stuffing capacity on the front of the machines when they're sold?

:rotfl you rock :)

and amy, i totally feel your pain. i hang dry like half of my clothes cause they're all delicates. it's annoying as hell. i can't even put them on our patio because we have this tree that gets these little fuzzy things all over your clothes if you leave them out there. i'm lucky to have a strong shower rod, lol.

[paulb]

washing machine...in Peru, you just have the maid hand wash your shit, and then hang the stuff up to dry in the backyard...there is no such thing as a dryer there...

[MissingPerson]

It's good to see this thread again. Welcome back.

[canexplain]

i vote for the coachells (see left) dish washing machine .. x****

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/3000.jpg

[betao]

ron, one day i will visit your house.

[canexplain]

i vote for the coachells (see left) dish washing machine .. x****

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/3000.jpg

well i ask you guys if you wanted to crash at my house but NOOOOO, jk ... you are always welcome ...x****

[betao]

haha dont worry mate, if i'm ever in Colorado, i'll be visiting your place.

[BROKENDOLL]

ron, one day i will visit your house. Ron, each time you've posted something with a pic of your place, I swear I have the same decorator as you and Tygerlady.

[JebusLives]

Washing Machine is a good album. I haven't heard "Dryer".

[gaypalmsprings]

Washing Machine is a good album. I haven't heard "Dryer".
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5128P-BkZSL._SS500_.jpg

[BROKENDOLL]

washing machine...in Peru, you just have the maid hand wash your shit, and then hang the stuff up to dry in the backyard...there is no such thing as a dryer there... So...what if you don't have a maid in Peru? Here in America, not everyone has a maid, but atleast we have the washer option.


i vote for the coachells (see left) dish washing machine .. x****

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j211/canexplain/3000.jpg After observing this photo again, Ron...I have to ask the significance of all those 3000's everywhere...Well?

[Quadromarshia]

That picture is difficult to look at.

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hello-kitty-washing-machine.jpg

[C_d_M]

dryers make all ur clothes nice and warm and make things cuddly.
LIKE A CAT

[daxton]

Sometimes dryers catch on fire and try to burn my house down.

[C_d_M]

Sometimes houses catch on fire, and i watch them burn

[daxton]

Sometimes I sleep naked and my house catches on fire and I have to wait outside in my front yard in a robe and slippers while 15 firemen and neighbors watch it burn.

[C_d_M]

Sometimes my rankor catches fire and i cant put it out cuz i have no hands

[Gin N' Jewz]

Sometimes houses catch on fire, and i watch them burn

I'll watch u burn.. in HELL

[C_d_M]

I'll watch u burn.. in HELL

my grandparents were in auschwitz and they were burned continuously. i guess you could say that was hell. u inconsiderate asshole.

[Gin N' Jewz]

my grandparents were in auschwitz and they were burned continuously. i guess you could say that was hell. u inconsiderate asshole.

http://www.topnews.in/files/adolf-hitler.jpg

[C_d_M]

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/368332-emo_hitler.jpg

8=====D<<

[Gin N' Jewz]

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/368332-emo_hitler.jpg

8=====D<<

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[C_d_M]

http://www.somethingweird.co.uk/imgs/ForumPics/stfu.jpg

[Gin N' Jewz]

http://www.greatdreams.com/planes/bush-finger.jpg

[Gin N' Jewz]

no.

[daxton]

This isn't in the least bit entertaining anymore.

[Deandeleo]

What's not entertaining about a reference to mass genocide for the sake of a cheap laugh? Hahahahahaha, Hitler, Emo that shit is rich!!

[Gin N' Jewz]

What's not entertaining about a reference to mass genocide for the sake of a cheap laugh? Hahahahahaha, Hitler, Emo that shit is rich!!

Haha we were sitting next to eachother in class (C_D_M)

sooo we were laughing pretty hard haha. (at least i was)

[phonographer]

As I was scrolling up to cast me vote, my hopes were rising with every rotation of my scroll wheel that this is gonna be an awesome thread.

Washing machine, because it's work to wash clothes...you don't have to do a damn thing to dry them, but wait.

[mickflyy]

i fucking hate dryers. It shrinks your clothes

This^^^

[thefrush]

Dryer makes it so I don't have to iron clothes.

[betao]

Dryers make your clothes warm, too.

[gaypalmsprings]

http://a.imageshack.us/img804/4176/washingmachinebrick.gif

[Nikita]

My Dryer can fuck off

[daxton]

Sometimes I sleep naked and my house catches on fire and I have to wait outside in my front yard in a robe and slippers while 15 firemen and neighbors watch it burn.

Seriously. Washers are better.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5202/5365476673_ed43e22d4d.jpg

[gaypalmsprings]

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08b/cowhead_450x300.jpg