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thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:18 PM
Seriously guys, you're all shitfaced. Get it together.

stinkbutt
05-10-2008, 11:20 PM
Sober unfortunately otherwise this might be kinda entertaining tonight

Blinken
05-10-2008, 11:20 PM
So your telling us to sober up?? Am i hearing this right?

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:20 PM
They're all a quiet kind of drunk too. Most irritating. Either get sober or get lively, bitches.

TomAz
05-10-2008, 11:22 PM
I may have to hit the year-old-dos-equis-that-I-bought-for-some-party-and-its-been-sitting-in-the-garage-fridge to keep up.

Young blood
05-10-2008, 11:22 PM
Haaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy yup.

TomAz
05-10-2008, 11:22 PM
meaning, i'm dry, otherwise. the guinness is gone, the wine is gone, it's either dos equis or cooking sherry.

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:23 PM
Drinking party in this thread, everybody get your tittays out.

Young blood
05-10-2008, 11:23 PM
moobs.

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:24 PM
What's a moob?

miscorrections
05-10-2008, 11:24 PM
It's too late to start drinking.

Young blood
05-10-2008, 11:24 PM
TomAZ. nyquil.

Young blood
05-10-2008, 11:25 PM
What's a moob?

man boobs. moobs

stinkbutt
05-10-2008, 11:25 PM
All I have is vodka pudding pops, and some carrots

Wheres the beef?
05-10-2008, 11:25 PM
moobs.

Oh no you didnt.

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:25 PM
Hannah's drunk and she won't come in this thread to slur an admission.

TomAz
05-10-2008, 11:27 PM
she wouldn't even have to admit. she could just be.

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:28 PM
Good point, Tom.


HANNAH. GET YOUR DRUNK ASS IN HERE.

Young blood
05-10-2008, 11:28 PM
Im haanahs fifth affair.

Hannahrain
05-10-2008, 11:29 PM
you shut your yap, the both of you

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:29 PM
Im haanahs fifth affair.

Wow, she must really have a problem.


Hannah, I'm calling a rehab.

Hannahrain
05-10-2008, 11:30 PM
you have them on speed dial

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:30 PM
REHABILITATION FACE.

Young blood
05-10-2008, 11:31 PM
lol. rehab queen.

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:31 PM
I totes didn't FACE anybody at Coachella this year. I'm extremely disappointed with myself.


I'll be out back in case anyone wants to whip me.

Hannahrain
05-10-2008, 11:32 PM
I just sneezed the funniest sneeze

Young blood
05-10-2008, 11:32 PM
foi is sillygrl<3


happy birthday lol. <3!

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:33 PM
I just sneezed the funniest sneeze

Do tell. Also, get drunk more frequently. The way it sounds like it's going, we might even have to start an interview thread.

TomAz
05-10-2008, 11:34 PM
I had a nice swig of the bottom of the bottle of Taylor Fladgate. gone, just like the rest of the stuff

this Dos Equis tastes like shit in comparison. But I did see a few bottles of Amstel Light and Michelob Ultra out there. ugh.

TomAz
05-10-2008, 11:35 PM
if Hannah is actually drunk and not just doing a standup routine, then yes to the interview.

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:35 PM
Oh, Amstel isn't bad. Dos Equis, on the other hand, is outright mule piss. Negra Modelo all the way.

Young blood
05-10-2008, 11:35 PM
Im into 4 vicodin and a target box of wine if its any consolation tom.

Target box wine is quite good actually

Blinken
05-10-2008, 11:36 PM
I am drinking Taka vodka, beat that

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:36 PM
if Hannah is actually drunk and not just doing a standup routine, then yes to the interview.

She is actually drunk, and she has threatened me that she will go to bed if I try to start such a thread.


In other words, we'll just have to wait until the lush sleeps it off then spring it on her tomorrow when she's half in the bag and slightly amorous.

TomAz
05-10-2008, 11:37 PM
4 vicodin sound really good. not so much the box of wine.

hannah are you a sourpuss drunk?

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:38 PM
I'd blow everyone on this board and Menudo as well for 4 Vicodin right about now. My neck hurts.

Young blood
05-10-2008, 11:39 PM
HI HANNAH!

Hannahrain
05-10-2008, 11:39 PM
TALK ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE

Young blood
05-10-2008, 11:40 PM
HAAAHNA WHAT DID YOU DRINK TONIGHT?

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:40 PM
Continue talking about Hannah, Thread. We don't even have to stop when she goes to bed.

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:45 PM
I still haven't seen any tittays yet. The board continues to disappoint.

thefunkylama
05-10-2008, 11:46 PM
I heard a rumor she's a the, "it feels funny to touch my own face" stage.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-10-2008, 11:46 PM
I heard a rumor she's a the, "it feels funny to touch my own face" stage.

Ooh. Next stop: The Spins.

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:47 PM
Hahahaha, isn't she just the cutest thing?



HANNAH. GET IN HERE AND LET US DISCUSS HOW CUTE YOU ARE. NOW.

Hannahrain
05-10-2008, 11:47 PM
LETS TALK ABOUT OTHER THINGS

cansei de ser sexme
05-10-2008, 11:48 PM
LETS TURN OFF CAPS LOCK.

thefunkylama
05-10-2008, 11:48 PM
Resistance is futile.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-10-2008, 11:48 PM
Ships, and shoes, and sealing wax?

Sexecutioner
05-10-2008, 11:48 PM
1 vicodin and 1/2 a valium over here. chillin at my girlfriends parents house...always gotta bring some pills when i come here so i dont go insane

Young blood
05-10-2008, 11:49 PM
Hannah. Hannah?..............Hannah? Hannah.

TomAz
05-10-2008, 11:49 PM
Hannah really is cute. it's so true. cute and funny. cute as a button and funny as a button.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-10-2008, 11:49 PM
bleh, Vicodin. I have a whole bottle from when I had my wisdom teeth out and I could only ever bring myself to take one. Made me vomit. Enough of that shit.

Young blood
05-10-2008, 11:50 PM
1 vicodin and 1/2 a valium over here. chillin at my girlfriends parents house...always gotta bring some pills when i come here so i dont go insane

Hahahahaha i steal/they give me them from the inlaws.


Oh and im suppose to see a ufo at the sand dunes when we go camping with them in AUG.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-10-2008, 11:50 PM
Hannah really is cute. it's so true. cute and funny. cute as a button and funny as a button.

I've never understood "cute as a button". Are there cute buttons somewhere that I've never been privy to?

TomAz
05-10-2008, 11:50 PM
1 vicodin and 1/2 a valium over here. chillin at my girlfriends parents house...always gotta bring some pills when i come here so i dont go insane

valium > ? xanax?

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:50 PM
Funkaho, let's you and me go somewhere quiet and romantic and talk about that bottle, mmmkay?

Hannahrain
05-10-2008, 11:50 PM
buttons are like the least funny object i have ever met

Sexecutioner
05-10-2008, 11:51 PM
bleh, Vicodin. I have a whole bottle from when I had my wisdom teeth out and I could only ever bring myself to take one. Made me vomit. Enough of that shit.

ill pm you my address and you can just send it my way then... ;)

edit: damn, randy beat me to it...

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:51 PM
Back the fuck up, Sexecutioner.

TomAz
05-10-2008, 11:51 PM
bleh, Vicodin. I have a whole bottle from when I had my wisdom teeth out and I could only ever bring myself to take one. Made me vomit. Enough of that shit.

so, uh, what'd you do with the rest?


I've never understood "cute as a button". Are there cute buttons somewhere that I've never been privy to?

drink more.

Sexecutioner
05-10-2008, 11:52 PM
valium > ? xanax?

i agree. both are good though.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-10-2008, 11:52 PM
Somebody at my work already offered me cash on the barrelhead for it, Randy... the funny thing is, I'm her boss. It was a strange conversation.

TomAz
05-10-2008, 11:53 PM
buttons are like the least funny object i have ever met

what is the most funny object?

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:53 PM
Cash on the barrelhead? Is that some kind of arcane walrus colloquialism?

Cpt. Funkaho
05-10-2008, 11:54 PM
so, uh, what'd you do with the rest?

Still have 'em. Saving them just in case I really need them at some point. I had another prescrip for Vicodin after I had a tooth extracted a couple months back, but I let it lapse without filling it since I didn't really need more.

Hannahrain
05-10-2008, 11:54 PM
what is the most funny object?



i saw these things at target once that were supposed to cover wounds for food service btu it was like a rubber glove that went on just one finger

i think those are it

Sexecutioner
05-10-2008, 11:54 PM
Back the fuck up, Sexecutioner.

i will. but only cuz you probably need it more than me.

Sexecutioner
05-10-2008, 11:55 PM
i saw these things at target once that were supposed to cover wounds for food service btu it was like a rubber glove that went on just one finger

i think those are it

like a finger condom?

Hannahrain
05-10-2008, 11:55 PM
exactly like that

Cpt. Funkaho
05-10-2008, 11:55 PM
Cash on the barrelhead? Is that some kind of arcane walrus colloquialism?

I'm feeling a propensity towards busting out old, seldom-used figures of speech tonight. It's that kind of a night. In a minute I'll be calling sofas "chesterfields".

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:56 PM
Still have 'em. Saving them just in case I really need them at some point. I had another prescrip for Vicodin after I had a tooth extracted a couple months back, but I let it lapse without filling it since I didn't really need more.

People like you make me cry.


i saw these things at target once that were supposed to cover wounds for food service btu it was like a rubber glove that went on just one finger

i think those are it

Those are condoms, Hannah. Just simple condoms.

(they go on penises.)

Cpt. Funkaho
05-10-2008, 11:56 PM
bwaha finger condom

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:56 PM
Goddamn you, Sexec.

TomAz
05-10-2008, 11:56 PM
Still have 'em. Saving them just in case I really need them at some point. I had another prescrip for Vicodin after I had a tooth extracted a couple months back, but I let it lapse without filling it since I didn't really need more.

communist


i saw these things at target once that were supposed to cover wounds for food service btu it was like a rubber glove that went on just one finger

i think those are it

Please explain why these are funny. If i had nicked my pinky and then had to go to my job at whataburger I'd want something to protect it, and protect the public.

Hannahrain
05-10-2008, 11:56 PM
Those are condoms, Hannah. Just simple condoms.

(they go on penises.)
__________________

it doesn;t say much for you if you think the two are interchangeable

TomAz
05-10-2008, 11:57 PM
In a minute I'll be calling sofas "chesterfields".

"Davenports"

Sexecutioner
05-10-2008, 11:58 PM
it doesn;t say much for you if you think the two are interchangeable

OH SNAP!!

Cpt. Funkaho
05-10-2008, 11:58 PM
it doesn;t say much for you if you think the two are interchangeable

ZING

Young blood
05-10-2008, 11:58 PM
it doesn;t say much for you if you think the two are interchangeable

BOOM. small penisface.

Sexecutioner
05-10-2008, 11:58 PM
Goddamn you, Sexec.

please, just call me sexy. its got a better ring to it...

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:59 PM
That joke just barely achieves making sense. And mostly because I have ten small, jointed penises.

cansei de ser sexme
05-10-2008, 11:59 PM
hahahahahah hannah wins.

thelastgreatman
05-10-2008, 11:59 PM
Quiet, Frenchy.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:00 AM
As Dave Attell says, if it feels like more than two fingers, it's probably a dick.

If it feels like less than two, it's apparently Randy.

Hannahrain
05-11-2008, 12:01 AM
dave attell sucks

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:01 AM
One Randy is equivalent to one million dicks.

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:01 AM
And a barrelhead of assholes thrown on top.

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:02 AM
Quiet, Frenchy.

maybe if i use smaller font it will appear more quiet.

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:03 AM
FRENCHER.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:03 AM
haha look what i did.

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:03 AM
i do not know if i can agree with a person that lives in "Sleepytime Manor".

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:04 AM
mr Frnh rqurs mr nts.

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:04 AM
haha look what i did.

You're a mischievous little tart.

Sexecutioner
05-11-2008, 12:04 AM
dave attell sucks

i kinda like him...

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:05 AM
BTW, I'd like to point out how awesome the threads I start always are. God I rule.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:05 AM
If you have problems with Sleepytime Manor, you have problems with LIFE.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:06 AM
BTW, I'd like to point out how awesome the threads I start always are. God I rule.

In order to deflate this fiction a little, I refer you to your No-Rules Create-A-Fest thread.

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:06 AM
Also, you're arguing with a duckwoman. Do you realize how ridiculous you look, Frenchy?

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:06 AM
I have no problems with it, just trouble taking people seriously that live in it.

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:06 AM
In order to deflate this fiction a little, I refer you to your No-Rules Create-A-Fest thread.

That thread merely reinforced how much YOU ALL SUCK.

It had no impact whatsoever on how much I rule.

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:07 AM
as always your phallic like talk has a point.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:09 AM
That thread merely reinforced how much YOU ALL SUCK.

It had no impact whatsoever on how much I rule.

Your reasoning is fallacious. Although you are correct in stating that most of the lameness in that thread was external to you, so is most of the goodness in this one. You can't take credit for others' posts when they're good and disavow them when they're bad just because you started the thread.

Sexecutioner
05-11-2008, 12:09 AM
this thread WAS good until you ruined it by sucking your own dick. now im bored...

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:09 AM
Also, this thread is a de facto chat, so who started it seems sort of immaterial.

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:10 AM
I certainly can. Show me where it says I can't.



Hey, also... YOU'RE A FUCKING WALRUS. Back up with the dissemination of arguments there.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:11 AM
I'LL FUCKING GORE YOU

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:12 AM
Hahahaha, could you put on that vest and the little hat from your play and record yourself making threatening screams at me?

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:13 AM
just noticed that you keep calling people what they clearly are not
examples...
me-french
cpt.funkaho - walrus
thefunkylama - duckwoman
windowliquor - bear

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:13 AM
The simplicity of this game amuses me. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses for a clubhouse feast.

Hannahrain
05-11-2008, 12:14 AM
STOP IT I AM GOING TO HAVE TO SEPARATE YOU TWO

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:14 AM
just noticed that you keep calling people what they clearly are not
examples...
cpt.funkaho - walrus


False. I am a walrus.

Hannahrain
05-11-2008, 12:15 AM
also i didn;t really read what you wrote so if you weren't fighting, carry on

Young blood
05-11-2008, 12:15 AM
Haanah. my friends computer is talking to me like steven hawkings. mmmmooooop. bbbbeeeep. all computer voice mac style and shit. How do I make it stop?

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:15 AM
now that would be something. a walrus typing.

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:15 AM
See? Keep your big french snout out of this. This is between me and the walrus.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:16 AM
I just noticed that NiceArthur32 has about the same post count as I do. Jesus.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:16 AM
False. I am a walrus.


As long as we agree that I am not a duckwoman.

Hannahrain
05-11-2008, 12:16 AM
justin i think you have to kill the real steven hawking to make it stop

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:17 AM
Duckwoman, go mate with the walrus.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:18 AM
As long as we agree that I am not a duckwoman.

Because of you, I just googled "Sleepytime Manor".


The first hit was on this board.

Young blood
05-11-2008, 12:18 AM
justin i think you have to kill the real steven hawking to make it stop

Jesus!. I do want to kill. I just weant it to stop its kind of scary and annoying. Its freaking me out/

Ps what is stevens address justincase.

stinkbutt
05-11-2008, 12:18 AM
Duckwoman, go mate with the walrus.
What would this make?

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:18 AM
Duckwoman, go mate with the walrus.


Hey. Ew.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:18 AM
What would that make?

Probably a REALLY fat platypus.

Young blood
05-11-2008, 12:19 AM
Ducks are rapists. Srsly.

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:19 AM
Walduck.

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:19 AM
As long as we agree that I am not a duckwoman.

now that i think about it that is entirely feasible. if funkaho was a walrus there would be no typing, same with windowliquor. also if i was french i would most likely know how to speak french. but if you are a duckwoman you might have fingers thus be able to type.

Hannahrain
05-11-2008, 12:19 AM
Jesus!. I do want to kill. I just weant it to stop its kind of scary and annoying. Its freaking me out/

Ps what is stevens address justincase.

i don't know but i think he lives in cripple creek




















has anyone seen any dignity lying around, i lost some

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:19 AM
I'll take "the rapists" for 300, Alex.

Young blood
05-11-2008, 12:20 AM
i don't know but i think he lives in cripple creek




















has anyone seen any dignity lying around, i lost some
+100.5

Young blood
05-11-2008, 12:21 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MACINTOSH!

Young blood
05-11-2008, 12:21 AM
AHHHHHHH IM OUT!

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:22 AM
And... J just went insane, okay, sweet.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:23 AM
Are posts appearing and being edited/deleted like crazy, or did I just take my whole bottle of Vicodin without noticing?

stinkbutt
05-11-2008, 12:23 AM
The duckgirl keeps deleting stuff

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:24 AM
The bottle of Vicodin is haunted.

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:24 AM
I'm going to weigh in officially against walruses being given narcotics.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:24 AM
The duckgirl keeps deleting stuff

The "duckgirl" keeps posting things that are not funny.

Kind of like this.

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:25 AM
Probably a REALLY fat platypus.

or a neopluredon

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:25 AM
So HANNAH IS SOOOO DRUNK....

stinkbutt
05-11-2008, 12:25 AM
I'm going to weigh in officially against walruses being given narcotics.

Can we give all the narcotics to the chihuahuas instead

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:25 AM
The "duckgirl" keeps posting things that are not funny.

If posts had to be funny to stay on the board, there would be about five or six threads on the whole board. One of them would be Ronnie's Reading Rainbow thread.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:26 AM
It's such a hard act to follow!!

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:28 AM
I gotta say, though, if we didn't give walruses narcotics I don't know how I'd ever get laid.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:28 AM
poor supre.

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:29 AM
So Hannah and Alma are both shitty drunk. Is anyone gonna bang them or what? Walrus, I'm looking at you.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:30 AM
I am not contact drunk.

Hannahrain
05-11-2008, 12:30 AM
stop that

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:30 AM
So Hannah and Alma are both shitty drunk. Is anyone gonna bang them or what? Walrus, I'm looking at you.

I think geographic separation is only one of a great many things that make this unlikely.

Hannahrain
05-11-2008, 12:31 AM
hahahahha

such a diplomat.

PassiveTheory
05-11-2008, 12:32 AM
or a neopluredon

MAGICAL LEOPLURODON.

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:32 AM
Hop on a plane and bring your vest and hat, I guarantee at least one of them spreads.


And yeah, I'm going to bed soon. So this thread is going Hindenberg.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:32 AM
While I'm thinking of it, Alma, did you see Roger Waters, and if so, where were you? I thought I might have seen you, but it was dark and I had no idea if I was seeing things.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:33 AM
The polo fields are haunted.


I saw the first half of Roger Waters, but then I skipped out to see Chromeo. I was by the bamboo waves with Hannah and Erik and Steve.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:33 AM
hahahahha

such a diplomat.

Diplomat nothing- I'm not going to call myself unattractive unless I'm forced to. Or if I have to explain myself, like I did in the last sentence.

Shit.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:34 AM
Why, you're the prettiest walrus on the whole board.

PassiveTheory
05-11-2008, 12:34 AM
Hi Alma.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:34 AM
Okay, it probably wasn't you then... this was forward of the Bamboo Wave.


How was Chromeo?

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:35 AM
Why, you're the prettiest walrus on the whole board.

Thanks- I endeavor to stay ahead of my competition.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:35 AM
Hi Passive.


Random.

But Hi.

Hannahrain
05-11-2008, 12:35 AM
Why, you're the prettiest walrus on the whole board.

yeah, i always thought you were kinda cute

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:35 AM
Okay, it probably wasn't you then... this was forward of the Bamboo Wave.


How was Chromeo?

Melted faces. Except I left early to see the end of Roger Waters.

PassiveTheory
05-11-2008, 12:36 AM
We haven't had a conversation in a while, Alma, hence why I was saying hi to you.

How are you on this pleasant evening?

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:37 AM
yeah, i always thought you were kinda cute

You'll probably regret saying that come the harsh light of day.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:37 AM
You'll probably regret saying that come the harsh light of day.

You can't out-be-harsh-on-yourself her.

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:38 AM
Fucking Alma is deleting things before I can quote them.

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:38 AM
MAGICAL LEOPLURODON.

excuse me.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:38 AM
Melted faces. Except I left early to see the end of Roger Waters.

Probably a good choice... Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 2/Comfortably Numb was pretty awesome.

Hannahrain
05-11-2008, 12:39 AM
You can't out-be-harsh-on-yourself her.

alma let's not.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:40 AM
You can't out-be-harsh-on-yourself her.

I expect I could at least fight to a draw.

Also, I don't know where to begin diagramming the grammar of that sentence.

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:40 AM
i am sorry but modeselektor melted face way more so than chromeo.

PassiveTheory
05-11-2008, 12:40 AM
excuse me.

I <3 Charlie the Unicorn, that's all.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:41 AM
Fucking Alma is deleting things before I can quote them.

tee hee.

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:41 AM
I <3 Charlie the Unicorn, that's all.

yeah i do as well, but that second episode was pretty lame.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:42 AM
I expect I could at least fight to a draw.

Also, I don't know where to begin diagramming the grammar of that sentence.

Don't even worry about it. We can grammar spar when my drunk-by-association wears off.

PassiveTheory
05-11-2008, 12:42 AM
There's a second one?

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:44 AM
QFCSXr6qnv4

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:44 AM
and that is legit for sure. same yt account as the person that made the first one.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:45 AM
thread killers.

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:46 AM
sorry he asked.

PineapplePete
05-11-2008, 12:46 AM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:46 AM
so back to hannah being SOOOOO WASSSTTTTEDDDD

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:48 AM
I was looking up drink recipes. What happened while I was away?

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:48 AM
Hey drink recipes. Anything worth noting?

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:49 AM
i said neopluredon and passive exclaimed his love for the show and i posted the sequel and was told i killed the thread. thats all i remember.

thelastgreatman
05-11-2008, 12:49 AM
I'm going to bed, board. Way to put on 7 pages in only like 2 hours.

PineapplePete
05-11-2008, 12:49 AM
pics of me:
http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v115/62/30/749285310/n749285310_1067998_7305.jpg

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v115/62/30/749285310/n749285310_1048237_3603.jpg

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:50 AM
i was wondering where you went.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:50 AM
Hey drink recipes. Anything worth noting?

Not much. I think I'm going to make myself a mudslide.

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:51 AM
and they say i tried to kill the thread

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:51 AM
So, so gay.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:51 AM
BRB mudslide

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:51 AM
Mudslides, though. Those are yummy.

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:51 AM
who else is staying up until the "wandering stars" show at 3?

Blinken
05-11-2008, 12:52 AM
Wow so it really was you behind supre in that other pic

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:53 AM
So, so gay.

If that was directed at my mudslide, I'll have you know that I have a small amount of irish cream that I need to get rid of, and I don't feel like hot chocolate right now.

PineapplePete
05-11-2008, 12:53 AM
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PassiveTheory
05-11-2008, 12:53 AM
Feeling yourself.

Anyway, I liked the second episode. Especially the Z part. What the fuck was that...

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:53 AM
who else is staying up until the "wandering stars" show at 3?

negative. Have to go work at 8 AM... on Mother's Day... bah.

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:54 AM
If that was directed at my mudslide, I'll have you know that I have a small amount of irish cream that I need to get rid of, and I don't feel like hot chocolate right now.

Irish Cream is never gay. Neither are mudslides.

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 12:54 AM
Okay, BRB mudslide for real this time

PassiveTheory
05-11-2008, 12:54 AM
negative. Have to go work at 8 AM... on Mother's Day... bah.

Aw... Walrus... ;____;

thefunkylama
05-11-2008, 12:54 AM
hey obnoxiousness. I'm leaving the thread. see yous elsewhere.

stinkbutt
05-11-2008, 12:55 AM
So, so gay.
This

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v115/62/30/749285310/n749285310_1048237_3603.jpg

or this


BRB mudslide


I say both

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:55 AM
couldnt help but notice this going on in the background of your photograph...

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/1378/picture8by5.png

PineapplePete
05-11-2008, 12:56 AM
RANDY COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

PassiveTheory
05-11-2008, 12:56 AM
It's flaming.

Get it?

PineapplePete
05-11-2008, 12:56 AM
i make it sizzle

PineapplePete
05-11-2008, 12:56 AM
damn your quick

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:57 AM
must counter the gayness.....
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PassiveTheory
05-11-2008, 12:58 AM
damn your quick

That's what she said.

Before she made me cry and sleep on the couch that night.

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 12:58 AM
It's flaming.

Get it?

i was going to make this joke but decided against it...

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 01:04 AM
wow i just realized that it is 1:02 and i only have 1:22 of battery left and the show starts at 3! i have to find the charger...

cansei de ser sexme
05-11-2008, 01:06 AM
i think i will go to sleep and wake up early to catch the rest... dont make the beginning to epic!

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 01:07 AM
decided against the mudslide and had a White Russian instead. Mixed it too strong, though- whew.

stinkbutt
05-11-2008, 01:09 AM
http://www.apartmenttherapy.com/ol-images/kitchen/uploads/2006_05_09-lebowski.jpg

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 01:11 AM
This aggression will not stand, man.

kreutz2112
05-11-2008, 01:11 AM
reading this thread was worse than chat.

Kali27
05-11-2008, 01:13 AM
God it's so great to come home faded and find this...

wow...

Cpt. Funkaho
05-11-2008, 01:15 AM
reading this thread was worse than chat.

It basically was chat.

stinkbutt
05-11-2008, 01:16 AM
come home faded

http://www.dawg-pound.net/uploads/kidnplay.jpg

Jenniehoo
05-11-2008, 01:20 AM
Dammit. I watched a movie and missed this drunk Saturday night thread.

kreutz2112
05-11-2008, 01:21 AM
I also was watching a movie. Goldeneye was on spike.

Kali27
05-11-2008, 01:28 AM
http://www.dawg-pound.net/uploads/kidnplay.jpg

thank you... that was the hardest I have laughed all night...

BROKENDOLL
05-11-2008, 01:37 AM
i saw these things at target once that were supposed to cover wounds for food service btu it was like a rubber glove that went on just one finger

i think those are it It appears Hannah has set herself up...???


People like you make me cry.



Those are condoms, Hannah. Just simple condoms.

(they go on penises.) Wait, I think he took the bait...


it doesn;t say much for you if you think the two are interchangeable Yes! Hannah wins! Even when she's drunk she's funnier than what's his face!

luckyface
05-11-2008, 01:41 AM
Damn, I am only buzzing, but not wasted. I better keep drinking.

BROKENDOLL
05-11-2008, 01:45 AM
In order to deflate this fiction a little, I refer you to your No-Rules Create-A-Fest thread. Ahhh, the "Cunted up" thread...

NicoDread
05-11-2008, 02:20 AM
Tonight was prom night. since me and my friends aren't cool enough to actually know anybody, we ended up with about 15 of us sitting at the crack shack (we put some couches, chairs, tables, etc. behind some bushes in a field) smoking pot and drinking.

PassiveTheory
05-11-2008, 02:39 AM
Better than my prom night... And a hell of a lot cheaper.

What high school in SD you at Nico?

Apathetic00
05-11-2008, 03:43 AM
Went to the Enchanted Forest tonight and the fucking event ended early !! Me and my girl ended up with some shroomage and ended up at her friends place. Now back home but fucked out of my skull!! How do I keep my self entertained??

Took everything to write this post. thank god for spell check!!

should I take part of a z bar or ride this out??

Cdubby
05-11-2008, 03:55 AM
im drunk and high, holla?

Apathetic00
05-11-2008, 03:56 AM
damn it!! somebody better be awake!!

Apathetic00
05-11-2008, 03:56 AM
sweet...although u did not answer previously stated question...

Cdubby
05-11-2008, 03:59 AM
i dont know what a z bar is, but do it, bitch.

Apathetic00
05-11-2008, 04:19 AM
srry just started listening to Nocturnal with Matt Darey and fell into Milkdrop. A Z-bar is xanax in bar form.

i just woke my g/f up for that and she wasn't pleased.

Cdubby
05-11-2008, 04:20 AM
srry just started listening to Noctornal with Matt Darey and fell into Milkdrop. A Z-bar is xanax in bar form.

i just woke my g/f up for that and she wasn't pleased.


oh yeah, ive done that multiple times, only when drunk and its pointless, just a black out drunk

Apathetic00
05-11-2008, 04:27 AM
yeah wtf!! Damn it, she ate way more than me but she just fell asleep. Its been years since I had shrooms. last time I walked around riverwalk mall to the almodome and waited in line for roger waters.

I remember waiting under a bridge as it got really intense then went inside and saw roger waters perform....awesome.

Apathetic00
05-11-2008, 04:38 AM
damn it...i 'm hungry....going to go eat.

samiksha
05-11-2008, 09:41 AM
Better than my prom night... And a hell of a lot cheaper.

i skipped prom to go to coachella

gaypalmsprings
05-11-2008, 09:45 AM
Teenage Wasteland

BROKENDOLL
05-11-2008, 02:06 PM
I'm going to bed, board. Way to put on 7 pages in only like 2 hours. Randy's quest for life...Making a thread where people actually tolerate his ass for any length of time.

BROKENDOLL
05-11-2008, 02:08 PM
pics of me:
http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v115/62/30/749285310/n749285310_1067998_7305.jpg

http://photos-f.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v115/62/30/749285310/n749285310_1048237_3603.jpg I find the first pic alittle disturbing...Were you playing with matches that day?

PineapplePete
05-11-2008, 02:11 PM
I live in Sherman Oaks

NicoDread
05-11-2008, 02:38 PM
Better than my prom night... And a hell of a lot cheaper.

What high school in SD you at Nico?

I go to Mission Hills High

Wheres the beef?
05-11-2008, 03:17 PM
This thread was so hot last night.

Kali27
05-11-2008, 04:52 PM
except all the prom talk... made me feel old... and also still cant believe people choose to go to those things...

BROKENDOLL
05-11-2008, 05:06 PM
This thread was so hot last night. Hannahrain won, hands down! I'm still laughing about the lil' finger condoms!

rage patton
05-11-2008, 05:40 PM
I find it funny that actually was Pete in the back of the Supre photo.