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JustSteve
05-09-2008, 11:43 AM
Got my rebate today, pretty nice considering I don't have to pay taxes to begin with!

antics823
05-09-2008, 11:45 AM
^ AWESOME! I'm sure mine will be waiting for me this afternoon. Thanks for the info...

ThomThom
05-09-2008, 11:48 AM
Wait... Paper check or direct deposit?

JustSteve
05-09-2008, 11:53 AM
direct deposit.

bug on your lip
05-09-2008, 11:53 AM
i'm gonna get those collagen lips i've always wanted




or that replica Iron Man body suit



or maybe i'll buy Young Blood's mom some new anal beads. the one's that look like fresh water pearls

Mr. Dylanja
05-09-2008, 11:55 AM
JuSteve how do u not pay taxes?

jackstraw94086
05-09-2008, 11:57 AM
Got my rebate today, pretty nice considering I don't have to pay taxes to begin with!

your rebate is illegal. Shower fist rape's in your future.

SFChrissy
05-09-2008, 12:03 PM
I got 1200 bux last friday...disbursements are based on the last 2 digits of your ss#

00-25 05.02.08
26-75 05.09.08
76-99 05.16.08

marooko
05-09-2008, 12:04 PM
got mine monday.

JustSteve
05-09-2008, 12:05 PM
your rebate is illegal. Shower fist rape's in your future.

nope, it's not. i get social security due to permanent disability and for some weird reason i get the money, too. i guess because it's an economic stimulus payment and that's why. i didn't get the $300 tax credit a few years ago, though, probably because i don't pay taxes on ss earnings.

Barbara, the ninja
05-09-2008, 12:06 PM
Where is this free money coming from? I thought we were dirt poor.

suprefan
05-09-2008, 12:07 PM
Ok, so where is mine. I hope tomorrow. My SS ends in 13, so what gives.

Barbara, the ninja
05-09-2008, 12:08 PM
Ok, so where is mine. I hope tomorrow. My SS ends in 13, so what gives.

They don't give it to illegal immigrants, Chris. C'mon now.

ThomThom
05-09-2008, 12:08 PM
Ok, so where is mine. I hope tomorrow. My SS ends in 13, so what gives.

Did you provide your checking accnt info for DD?

suprefan
05-09-2008, 12:12 PM
Did you provide your checking accnt info for DD?

no



They don't give it to illegal immigrants, Chris. C'mon now.

Look who is talking.

ThomThom
05-09-2008, 12:13 PM
no

Based on the last two of your social your paper check will be mailed by May 23rd.

Young blood
05-09-2008, 12:14 PM
i'm gonna get those collagen lips i've always wanted




or that replica Iron Man body suit



or maybe i'll buy Young Blood's mom some new anal beads. the one's that look like fresh water pearls

Youre going to stimulate my moms anus. Lol buggy.

SFChrissy
05-09-2008, 12:16 PM
Ok, so where is mine. I hope tomorrow. My SS ends in 13, so what gives.

If you did direct deposit you should have gotten it last week...

Direct Deposit:
Last two SSN digits: Payments will be transmitted no later than:
00 through 20 May 2
21 through 75 May 9
76 through 99 May 16


Paper Check:
Last two SSN digits: Payments will be mailed no later than:
00 through 09 May 16
10 through 18 May 23
19 through 25 May 30
26 through 38 June 6
39 through 51 June 13
52 through 63 June 20
64 through 75 June 27
76 through 87 July 4
88 through 99 July 11


Happy now...

bug on your lip
05-09-2008, 12:16 PM
i might buy a couple supre mugs

antics823
05-09-2008, 12:16 PM
I just got mine! I second the replica Iron Man body suit!

TonyWonder
05-09-2008, 12:16 PM
So far, the "war" costs are up to what, about $3000+ per person?...and we're getting a $600.00 refund. I love the way we all get fucked so hard without ever feeling it!

ThomThom
05-09-2008, 12:17 PM
I still owe the IRS money, hopefully I will fall under the radar and receive a stimulus check, I was authorized to get $600. My fingers are crossed...

antics823
05-09-2008, 12:18 PM
^ I'm feeling it with the gas prices!

chairmenmeow47
05-09-2008, 12:18 PM
Where is this free money coming from? I thought we were dirt poor.

if only the rest of the country were as smart as this statement =P

we're probably getting the money from the same printing maching that's funding our "100 year war".

this is a stupid economic idea, but i still went out and spent my check on stuff i normally wouldn't do cause i definitely needed the money. got some new work clothes and jewelry and have been lookin fine all week. also bought a 1974 schwinn suburban off my pal gordon. he's going to use that money for a tandem though and i CANNOT WAIT FOR THAT!

bug on your lip
05-09-2008, 12:19 PM
i'd rather feel like i'm getting fucked hard




Young Blood's mom is too much like a warm bucket of water... so she's like Direct Deposit... you don't feel it... it just shows up & you realize one day it's there

psychic friend
05-09-2008, 12:20 PM
I got $600 surprise today wooooo

amyzzz
05-09-2008, 12:21 PM
I got mine today in the nick of time.

ThomThom
05-09-2008, 12:25 PM
Did anybody get a letter from the IRS advising you that your stimulus check will be used to pay the taxes you owe?

Young blood
05-09-2008, 12:26 PM
i'd rather feel like i'm getting fucked hard




Young Blood's mom is too much like a warm bucket of water... so she's like Direct Deposit... you don't feel it... it just shows up & you realize one day it's there

Its better than your mom showin up unannounced broke as shit destitute, and taking my money in the middle of the night to fund some bullshit crack habit.

So yeah your mom is like the IRS collecting to fund the Iraq invasion.

bug on your lip
05-09-2008, 12:28 PM
you just got called up then beeeyyootchh
18 month tour

Young blood
05-09-2008, 12:29 PM
you just got called up then beeeyyootchh
18 month tour

I have been supportin that ass for 8 years now Im bouts to cut that ho off.

fatbastard
05-09-2008, 12:30 PM
No one is really getting money back. It's a Reagan move.

bug on your lip
05-09-2008, 12:32 PM
1 year would have been understandable

8 years is just sad

Young blood
05-09-2008, 12:33 PM
supportin with my check book and not freely. child support.

come give ur daddy a hug.

suprefan
05-09-2008, 12:33 PM
If you did direct deposit you should have gotten it last week...

Direct Deposit:
Last two SSN digits: Payments will be transmitted no later than:
00 through 20 May 2
21 through 75 May 9
76 through 99 May 16


Paper Check:
Last two SSN digits: Payments will be mailed no later than:
00 through 09 May 16
10 through 18 May 23
19 through 25 May 30
26 through 38 June 6
39 through 51 June 13
52 through 63 June 20
64 through 75 June 27
76 through 87 July 4
88 through 99 July 11


Happy now...



There we go, thanks.

thestripe
05-09-2008, 12:34 PM
I have been supportin that ass for 8 years now Im bouts to cut that ho off.

If you stop paying her she'll quit coming around. TRICK.

bug on your lip
05-09-2008, 12:35 PM
she won't be coming back cuz of his good looks that's 4 sho

negro needs to have green

Young blood
05-09-2008, 12:40 PM
If you stop paying her she'll quit coming around. TRICK.

I aint going to jail for no broke ass bitch.

eudaemonia
05-09-2008, 12:40 PM
anyone else but me think this is a ploy for the government to have all qualified adults file for taxes this year so they can keep track of who's a legal immigrant and who isn't?

just wonderin'. i ain't worried.

PotVsKtl
05-09-2008, 12:42 PM
Way to be poor.

Young blood
05-09-2008, 12:46 PM
being latino, where dont we have cousins?

At the Korean liquor store cashing your rebate check.

Or a bank.

Or a place to even get a check.

thestripe
05-09-2008, 12:46 PM
The cash is stimulating.

marooko
05-09-2008, 12:53 PM
At the Korean liquor store cashing your rebate check.

Or a bank.

Or a place to even get a check.

maybe not specifically Korean, back east they're mostly Chinese, otherwise, covered.

tessalasset
05-09-2008, 12:53 PM
That's fucking rad. I was expecting $300 and I got $600. That's all going right into savings.

bug on your lip
05-09-2008, 01:04 PM
that's what she said

BROKENDOLL
05-09-2008, 01:07 PM
If you did direct deposit you should have gotten it last week...

Direct Deposit:
Last two SSN digits: Payments will be transmitted no later than:
00 through 20 May 2
21 through 75 May 9
76 through 99 May 16


Paper Check:
Last two SSN digits: Payments will be mailed no later than:
00 through 09 May 16
10 through 18 May 23
19 through 25 May 30
26 through 38 June 6
39 through 51 June 13
52 through 63 June 20
64 through 75 June 27
76 through 87 July 4
88 through 99 July 11


Happy now... So, checking my bank account now would be considered foreplay?

suprefan
05-09-2008, 01:36 PM
i might buy a couple supre mugs

That would go straight to the ''support Randy staying in L.a. for another week'' fund.


And if you did buy one, pics or it didnt happen

SFChrissy
05-09-2008, 01:40 PM
So, checking my bank account now would be considered foreplay?

If you like to be teased...

gaypalmsprings
05-09-2008, 03:00 PM
Got my $600 today. No doubt it will be fully taxed next year.

shakermaker113
05-09-2008, 03:33 PM
hmm. my SSN suggests I should get mine by direct deposit today. nothing yet. the online calculator thinks I will get $600.

oh, and in checking that I realized I made a mistake on my tax return. I subtracted where I should have added. apparently they paid me $37 too much in my tax return. to the IRS: IOU $37.

PotVsKtl
05-09-2008, 03:34 PM
hmm. my SSN suggests I should get mine by direct deposit today. nothing yet. the online calculator thinks I will get $600.

oh, and in checking that I realized I made a mistake on my tax return. I subtracted where I should have added. apparently they paid me $37 too much in my tax return. to the IRS: IOU $37.

You're going to owe them a lot more than that when they catch the discrepancy in two or three years.

crazzz2007
05-09-2008, 06:33 PM
i have 1200 or 1800 coming....can't remember

but either way, yessssssss!

thelastgreatman
05-09-2008, 06:35 PM
You're going to owe them a lot more than that when they catch the discrepancy in two or three years.

You have way more confidence in the IRS than they deserve, Mr. Skittles. My brother didn't file a return for about nine straight years before we finally convinced him to hire a tax attorney and make good, but the IRS never fucking noticed.

Sushov23
05-09-2008, 06:40 PM
is your supre pictured stuff legit man? that is some funny ass shit. LOL

greghead
05-09-2008, 06:51 PM
You have way more confidence in the IRS than they deserve, Mr. Skittles. My brother didn't file a return for about nine straight years before we finally convinced him to hire a tax attorney and make good, but the IRS never fucking noticed.

Truth.

I didn't pay my taxes last year until August and did not receive a letter or any penalties or any of that.

Though they certainly ripped Wesley Snipes a new one

Courtney
05-09-2008, 06:56 PM
Truth.

I didn't pay my taxes last year until August and did not receive a letter or any penalties or any of that.

Though they certainly ripped Wesley Snipes a new one

Just because you haven't heard from them yet doesn't mean that it's not coming.

Although I think it's probably just luck of the draw. I've been audited before and I don't make enough money for it to even be worthwhile for them to bother. I suspect the whole thing is completely arbitrary.

SFChrissy
05-09-2008, 07:54 PM
Got my $600 today. No doubt it will be fully taxed next year.

It's not taxable income!!! Yayyy

paulb
05-09-2008, 08:11 PM
my tax return paid for Pemberton.

shakermaker113
05-09-2008, 08:12 PM
You're going to owe them a lot more than that when they catch the discrepancy in two or three years.

hmm. so when they reviewed my incredibly simple tax return this year, they didn't notice that I subtracted instead of added. but in two or three years time, they will notice?

I don't get the IRS. I'm going to notify them anyway. it's only $35.

Geno_g
05-09-2008, 08:16 PM
In total I got back $1600 this year, but I know they take more than that out a year in taxes, but it did help me buy my tickets, and pay for everything for the trip to indio and back.

Bud Luster
05-09-2008, 08:22 PM
Where is this free money coming from? I thought we were dirt poor. This $$ is coming from taxes that you (and others for some) have paid.


Did you provide your checking accnt info for DD?

The payment method will be the same as as your tax refund.

ADGZ662
05-09-2008, 08:33 PM
Ha jus looked at my 600 $$$ rebate in my account online haven't looked at my account all day till I saw this thread! Bush for president!!! LoL

PotVsKtl
05-09-2008, 08:55 PM
This $$ is coming from taxes that you (and others for some) have paid.

No, it's coming from China.

PotVsKtl
05-09-2008, 08:57 PM
You have way more confidence in the IRS than they deserve, Mr. Skittles. My brother didn't file a return for about nine straight years before we finally convinced him to hire a tax attorney and make good, but the IRS never fucking noticed.

I don't have confidence in the IRS, I have personal experience. I just finished paying $1200 in taxes and interest from a mistake of my 2005 returns.

thelastgreatman
05-09-2008, 08:57 PM
SUCKA!

PotVsKtl
05-09-2008, 08:58 PM
Hey, they found me. What the fuck am I supposed to do, go on the lam? I'm an affluent businessman.

thelastgreatman
05-09-2008, 09:01 PM
As always, you make an excellent point, Skits. Did you have to sell any of your platinum teeth to pay it off?

PotVsKtl
05-09-2008, 09:03 PM
I don't sell my teeth. I sell others' teeth.

thelastgreatman
05-09-2008, 09:04 PM
I shall consider myself faced.



Could I sell you my teeth?

PotVsKtl
05-09-2008, 09:05 PM
If they're not methed out I'll take them at $15.75 per. And don't try to haggle, I don't make the market.

thelastgreatman
05-09-2008, 09:07 PM
... if they're NOT methed out?


Um... yeah sure, I got some of those.

Young blood
05-09-2008, 09:28 PM
I cannot believe you are slummin it up with these poor assholes pottle.

PotVsKtl
05-09-2008, 09:30 PM
Fuck you I drink scotch.

PotVsKtl
05-09-2008, 09:31 PM
Wait, yeah they are poor. Get a job you leeching sinkfaced addicts.

Young blood
05-09-2008, 09:33 PM
YOU SMELL LIKE DRIED SECRETIONS YOU POOR DEGENERATE ASSHOLES! IM OUTTA HERE!

PotVsKtl
05-09-2008, 09:38 PM
A homeless man just walked down my street with his buddy pushing a shopping cart and these were the words that came out of his mouth:

"You know, I don't tell this to just everybody..... but my Mom was a human and my Dad was a goat."

Verbatim.

thelastgreatman
05-09-2008, 09:47 PM
At least I make enough money to live in an area where they shoot the homeless on sight.

PotVsKtl
05-09-2008, 10:05 PM
There's no privilege in missing that conversation.

PotVsKtl
05-09-2008, 10:07 PM
That's why my people gentrify your neighborhoods then quickly move on when the lunatics dry up.

PotVsKtl
05-09-2008, 10:07 PM
Wop.

suprefan
05-09-2008, 10:12 PM
is your supre pictured stuff legit man? that is some funny ass shit. LOL

So it took you almost a month to notice? Funny..................

Young blood
05-09-2008, 10:31 PM
There's no privilege in missing that conversation.

The discourse exchanged between the homeless in pots neighborhood is the only valuable thing in this POS thread.

value added pottle.


PS I want to anal rape this piece of shit on Conan right now. I would kill this asshole. Tokyo hotel? I WILL RAPE YOU!

thelastgreatman
05-09-2008, 10:32 PM
I've been in San Fran enough to know that most homeless aren't that amusing. They're just a pain in the ass.

Young blood
05-09-2008, 10:35 PM
I've been in San Fran enough to know that most homeless aren't that amusing. They're just a pain in the ass.

They are a blight, this is true. I enjoy looking them in the eyes and fighting their inner demons.

They can provide hours of enjoyment in the right circumstance.

PotVsKtl
05-09-2008, 10:46 PM
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

Young blood
05-09-2008, 10:48 PM
Your soul told me so.

rskapcat
05-10-2008, 06:09 AM
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? (Sorry, couldn't resist.)

shakermaker113
05-10-2008, 08:04 AM
I don't have confidence in the IRS, I have personal experience. I just finished paying $1200 in taxes and interest from a mistake of my 2005 returns.

how much of that was interest? and how long was it before they figured it out?

menikmati
05-15-2008, 03:28 PM
I just got $600 today in my account! This is wonderful.

kroqken
11-17-2008, 11:59 PM
Now with the current "economic crisis" I hope to soon thank President Obama for a rebate check. In fact, I plan to spend that future money on my Coachella tickets.