PDA

View Full Version : This Is Important



canexplain
05-08-2008, 02:29 PM
well it is to me because of our Iraq soldiers .... i will just post this and go ... bye ....x**** i cant find any other details right now ...peace ....

Breaking NewsThe leader of al Qaeda in Iraq has been arrested, an Iraqi Defense Ministry spokesman

and for the people that dont care about the war:

Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.
Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.
According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."
Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.

Young blood
05-08-2008, 02:32 PM
I win a goldfish!

Blinken
05-08-2008, 02:32 PM
Just like crack keep coming back for one last hit.

What the fuck is up with those kids though. That is fucking creepy as all hell.

full on idle
05-08-2008, 02:36 PM
didn't you quit

thestripe
05-08-2008, 02:46 PM
Full, you know how I summon badgers? Well I was thinking about how badgers look when they run and it's quite comical. I can't have that. Don't get me wrong, badgers are bad ass but I need the whole package. Wolves are basically all business with a tiny hint of funny. I need something like that. I need a new beast to summon. I'm accepting applicants starting now.


Does anyone have old Greg's number?

bug on your lip
05-08-2008, 02:48 PM
you know how I summon buckeyes?

thelastgreatman
05-08-2008, 02:48 PM
Ahahahahahahaha... they made a bong out of a human.

bug on your lip
05-08-2008, 02:50 PM
ooooooo

how aboot a supre bong?

jonnypark
05-08-2008, 02:50 PM
I wonder who the new guy is gonna be.

bug on your lip
05-08-2008, 02:51 PM
some guy from Full House

thestripe
05-08-2008, 02:52 PM
some guy from Full House

All the cast. Done.

full on idle
05-08-2008, 02:53 PM
You're going to summon the cast from full house, The?

thestripe
05-08-2008, 02:55 PM
Yeah I don't know....having second thoughts.

thestripe
05-08-2008, 02:55 PM
The talent is slim out there.

bug on your lip
05-08-2008, 02:55 PM
please at least sleep on it

thestripe
05-08-2008, 02:56 PM
please at least sleep on it

If you give me a prince symbol hicky I'll think about it.

bug on your lip
05-08-2008, 02:58 PM
lovesexy

Young blood
05-08-2008, 02:58 PM
PUTT-PUTT!

full on idle
05-08-2008, 02:58 PM
It's of critical importance that you decide which year of the show that you summon the cast from. And really, do you need to summon more than Kimmy Gibbler?

Really.


PUTT-PUTT!

what, now?

brando4n82
05-08-2008, 03:00 PM
Why isnt there anything on the news about this?

Young blood
05-08-2008, 03:00 PM
what, now?

Its important.

And in my book the winner.

jonnypark
05-08-2008, 03:01 PM
Carl Winslow could beat the shit out of anyone on full house.

bug on your lip
05-08-2008, 03:02 PM
And really, do you need to summon more than Kimmy Gibbler?

Really.




goawd dayymmmm... i'm so tempted to change my sig to this...
so much temptation...
i haven't been this tempted since .........................tuesday

Hannahrain
05-08-2008, 03:02 PM
PUTT-PUTT!

I came in here to make the same joke. I mean, the same joke but using the correct terminology.

bug on your lip
05-08-2008, 03:05 PM
didn't richard dreyfuss say "this is important" when he made a Devil's Tower out of mashed potatoes..

someone post that pic

Young blood
05-08-2008, 03:05 PM
Putt putt is all you need. It is the underlying correctness that guides the universe.

chairmenmeow47
05-08-2008, 03:07 PM
and for the people that dont care about the war:

Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.
Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.
According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."
Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.

where did they load the bowl? and if was turned into a "bong" (lol at the quotes), then where did they store the water? if it wasn't a bong, where's the carb? i'm calling shennanigans on this actually working.

marooko
05-08-2008, 03:12 PM
someone sacrifice their skull and i guarantee i can make this happen. it will at the least be a bubbler.

Blinken
05-08-2008, 03:30 PM
where did they load the bowl? and if was turned into a "bong" (lol at the quotes), then where did they store the water? if it wasn't a bong, where's the carb? i'm calling shennanigans on this actually working.

Well it depends on how fresh the corpse is. if the nose is still attached i could using that as a bowl, the head would have to be cleaned out. then plug up all other holes and inhale out of the severed neck. If it is just a skull, which would be more sanitary, i would put a bowl in through the ear and remove the lower part of the jaw to inhale from.

BlackSwan
05-08-2008, 03:37 PM
i guess no one really cares about the war.

Blinken
05-08-2008, 03:39 PM
Hey if Ron wanted me to pay attention to the war he shouldn't destracted me with a head bong.

chairmenmeow47
05-08-2008, 03:41 PM
Hey if Ron wanted me to pay attention to the war he shouldn't destracted me with a head bong.

seriously. you don't type one sentence about something you think is important and then post an entire news story about something as crazy as a pothead (LOLOLOL OMG).

and yeah, we need to know how fresh the corpse was to know if this was possible or not.

full on idle
05-08-2008, 03:43 PM
laugh out loud, out loud, out loud?

canexplain
05-08-2008, 03:43 PM
Hey if Ron wanted me to pay attention to the war he shouldn't destracted me with a head bong.

well i am suppose to be grounding myself from here, but the war is important, really important to me and mine ... but on the flip side, they both were about "heads" later gang ...x**** and yes, yb, i owe you a goldfish ... ill give you one at monolith ..

Blinken
05-08-2008, 03:44 PM
Pothead LOL Good one.

full on idle
05-08-2008, 03:44 PM
bus is waiting Ron

chairmenmeow47
05-08-2008, 03:44 PM
laugh out loud, out loud, out loud?

ha ha ha, must be an echo in here!

twoheadedboy
05-08-2008, 04:20 PM
well it is to me because of our Iraq soldiers .... i will just post this and go ... bye ....x**** i cant find any other details right now ...peace ....

Breaking NewsThe leader of al Qaeda in Iraq has been arrested, an Iraqi Defense Ministry spokesman

and for the people that dont care about the war:

Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.
Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.
According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."
Gonzalez told authorities about the incident Wednesday, and showed officers the defaced grave, including a 4-foot hole. Because of a heavy rain, officers were unable to determine whether the casket or the body had been disturbed.


CRACK IS WHACK



jeez... did anyone ever think to just get these kids some fucking rolling papers?

Hannahrain
05-08-2008, 04:32 PM
laugh out loud, out loud, out loud?

This has a rhythm to it in my head. Like a call-and-response song or a jump-rope ditty.

thelastgreatman
05-08-2008, 04:39 PM
(a) Crack is kinda sweet.
(b) Ron, you quit the board about as well as your generation changed the world.
(c) The better way to do this is pack the corpse's ass with weed, light it, and then blow said corpse.

Can't say I ever got a decent hit out of it, but never minded.

Mr.Nipples
05-08-2008, 04:40 PM
if you can smoke out of a pop-tart, you can smoke out of a corpse.

Blinken
05-08-2008, 04:41 PM
Smoke out of a pop-tart?? That's a new one.

twoheadedboy
05-08-2008, 04:42 PM
if you can smoke out of a pop-tart, you can smoke out of a corpse.

brown sugar cinnamon
or
strawberry frosted?

BlackSwan
05-08-2008, 04:44 PM
i think these kids watched too much old school Denis Leary stand up.

marooko
05-08-2008, 04:48 PM
BRING ME THE SKULL OF BARRY MANILOW

Blinken
05-12-2008, 09:17 AM
Here is an article on how to make a bong out of a head

http://www.slate.com/id/2191124/