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thelastgreatman
05-07-2008, 04:36 PM
Oh my god, there's nothing but shit going on today. It's like a neverending parade exclusive to douchebags.

kreutz2112
05-07-2008, 04:45 PM
way to contribute.

luckyface
05-07-2008, 04:47 PM
This will help make things better (http://manbabies.com/)

Heresy
05-07-2008, 04:48 PM
*enter brokendoll*

stinkbutt
05-07-2008, 04:54 PM
http://www.nme.com/news/kid-rock/36463

Here this might cheer you up slugger

iv3rdawG
05-07-2008, 04:58 PM
This will help make things better (http://manbabies.com/)

I like this one:

http://manbabies.com/images/14.jpg

Heresy
05-07-2008, 05:04 PM
http://manbabies.com/images/1.jpg

NicoDread
05-07-2008, 05:09 PM
http://manbabies.com/images/13.jpg

suprefan
05-07-2008, 05:14 PM
Maybe this might help? For all the computer nerds having sex..


http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/pteq.html?cpg=cj

allyjoy
05-07-2008, 05:22 PM
I am deeply disturbed by the last post

Wheres the beef?
05-07-2008, 05:56 PM
http://www.anonidate.com

All That I Am
05-07-2008, 06:01 PM
ZnYTmj2qSqo

shakermaker113
05-07-2008, 07:46 PM
we love you too randy.

Suffacated
05-07-2008, 09:20 PM
*enter brokendoll*

Is this an invite?
How about a request?



For some reason after reading this, I picture BD all crazy like Kenny in that episode where they get high by letting cats piss in their face.


With only two comments, you have lots of catching up to do.
Why did you wait until now?
I know BD has never said, asked or commented on anything pertaining to you before.
Oh, I get it...
You didnt want to feel left out.
You want to belong to something....to someone......
You've come to the right place sugar......
Jump right on in with all the others who have become addicted to bashing someone in order to make themselves feel better.

With only 238 total posts, you appear to be a nice young lady with a promising career as an exotic dancer.
As artificial as you might be, (most exotic dancers are) I do hope that you finally find the attention you so desperately seek.

twoheadedboy
05-07-2008, 09:24 PM
some sent me a death threat today!
does that make you feel better?

menikmati
05-07-2008, 09:29 PM
I had to actually work today, haven't done that in a month. That sucked. It was only for one day though. I'm sleepin' in tomorrow. This had nothing to do with it being the worse day in board history.

Suffacated
05-07-2008, 09:30 PM
Not at all.
Should it?

twoheadedboy
05-07-2008, 09:31 PM
i dont know
do you hate me?

gaypalmsprings
05-07-2008, 09:35 PM
http://www.lolpictures.com/pictures/pic1/190.jpg

Suffacated
05-07-2008, 09:35 PM
i dont know
do you hate me?

No.
I have no reason to hate you.
Would you like me to hate you?

Mr.Nipples
05-07-2008, 09:37 PM
ZnYTmj2qSqo

it never gets old

twoheadedboy
05-07-2008, 09:44 PM
No.
I have no reason to hate you.
Would you like me to hate you?

no that's ok
the person who wants me dead probably already hates me
one hater a day is ok for me

ThomThom
05-07-2008, 09:44 PM
I had to re-take a drug test this morning because the first one was "deluded", that really sucked.

Heresy
05-07-2008, 09:45 PM
Is this an invite?
How about a request?
.

No...brokendoll chases LGM from thread to thread. 'Tis all

Suffacated
05-07-2008, 09:51 PM
no that's ok
the person who wants me dead probably already hates me
one hater a day is ok for me

Good....
I was worried that you'd want me to hate you.
I dont hate anyone and I'm relieved that I won't have to disappoint you.
To hate....its just a bad thing.

twoheadedboy
05-07-2008, 10:00 PM
yes. i agree.
and it's a big waste of energy.. i have better things to do
and i figured you did too

Suffacated
05-07-2008, 10:00 PM
No...brokendoll chases LGM from thread to thread. 'Tis all

I wonder if she has a crush on him?
I hope not.
Do you have a crush on him?
It's ok if you do.

Oh....Heresy,
bout my post.......
I didn't mean anything personally,
and I apologize if I came across like an ass.
I know most around here think I'm a huge ass.
And I am at times.
Not all of the time, just at certain times.

greghead
05-07-2008, 10:17 PM
Oh my god, there's nothing but shit going on today. It's like a neverending parade exclusive to douchebags.

Sooo . . . why don't you get off-line and do something else?

Get a job. A hobby, maybe? Or maybe even do something besides hang out in your room, alone?

It might be tough at first, but take some baby steps and get yourself out into the world.

The sky truly is the limit.

allyjoy
05-07-2008, 10:53 PM
ZnYTmj2qSqo

Who the hell thought this would be a deterrent to drug abuse?

Blinken
05-07-2008, 10:55 PM
How much you wanna bet he sells crack?

BROKENDOLL
05-07-2008, 11:42 PM
No...brokendoll chases LGM from thread to thread. 'Tis allSorry, I don't chase anybody from thread to thread. Randy just happens to be someone I thought could take the sarcasm and insults easier than a kind word or gesture. Hell, I think the motherfucker thrives on that shit! Trust me, I wouldn't say alot of the shit I do to just anyone here unless it was deserved. Lately, his grand illusion of fame has irritated the shit out of me and I've probably ragged on his ass more than usual...Keep in mind, that works both ways. If I dish it out, I know I have to take it...but, not from you...

I wonder if she has a crush on him?
I hope not.
Do you have a crush on him?
It's ok if you do.

Oh....Heresy,
bout my post.......
I didn't mean anything personally,
and I apologize if I came across like an ass.
I know most around here think I'm a huge ass.
And I am at times.
Not all of the time, just at certain times. Are a crush and Sado-masochistic tendencies the same thing?

Heresy
05-08-2008, 01:40 AM
I wonder if she has a crush on him?
I hope not.
Do you have a crush on him?
It's ok if you do.

Oh....Heresy,
bout my post.......
I didn't mean anything personally,
and I apologize if I came across like an ass.
I know most around here think I'm a huge ass.
And I am at times.
Not all of the time, just at certain times.

Nah you're not being an ass. And if I had a crush on him, I'd shoot myself point blank in between my eyes.

I don't know about you being an ass to other people...I really dont hang around here often.

Heresy
05-08-2008, 01:41 AM
Sorry, I don't chase anybody from thread to thread. Randy just happens to be someone I thought could take the sarcasm and insults easier than a kind word or gesture. Hell, I think the motherfucker thrives on that shit! Trust me, I wouldn't say alot of the shit I do to just anyone here unless it was deserved. Lately, his grand illusion of fame has irritated the shit out of me and I've probably ragged on his ass more than usual...Keep in mind, that works both ways. If I dish it out, I know I have to take it...but, not from you...


I know. I wasnt being serious in that post you quoted. Don't take it personal :)

thelastgreatman
05-16-2008, 01:24 PM
Actually, make that TODAY.

Blinken
05-16-2008, 01:27 PM
It is only going to get worse over the summer.

TomAz
05-16-2008, 01:38 PM
here's one thing we can agree on.

marooko
05-16-2008, 01:47 PM
whats that?

amyzzz
05-16-2008, 01:58 PM
*sigh*

marooko
05-16-2008, 02:10 PM
come on!!!

Young blood
05-16-2008, 02:35 PM
where are all the koreans? we need more Korean posters.

whynotsmile99
05-16-2008, 02:37 PM
i'm not korean but I greatly enjoy Korean food if that counts

Young blood
05-16-2008, 02:39 PM
Only if its in bbq form.

full on idle
05-16-2008, 02:41 PM
I've never had Korean that wasn't bbq.

anti-square
05-16-2008, 02:45 PM
I've had Korean in many forms. I thoroughly enjoyed.

Young blood
05-16-2008, 02:46 PM
did you know while eatin with korean folks its bad manners to.......

drink alcohol while looking straight at an elder (One must must turn away a little to the side, and women will often use their other hand to obscure the small glass when drinking.)

chairmenmeow47
05-16-2008, 03:04 PM
did you know while eatin with korean folks its bad manners to.......

drink alcohol while looking straight at an elder (One must must turn away a little to the side, and women will often use their other hand to obscure the small glass when drinking.)

*wayne campbell voice*

i was not aware of that!

i had a korean roommate at boarding school. she never gave me bbq since we couldn't cook, but she did give me dried seaweed which was effing foul. she was awesome, she'd leave me really cool korean pens and sanrio stuff on my desk. my mom works at dillards and the girl FLIPPED when my mom got her a pair of guess jeans for christmas.

her and another korean girl in our dorm taught us paper, rock, scissors in korean. it's an entire song and game you play with a group of people and at the end the loser gets in the middle of the circle and everyone slaps their back while singing the smurfs theme song. anytime i meet someone who's korean i try to play this game with them and everytime the person has known what i was talking about. i even played with someone at coachella in 2006, lol.

(i don't think i'm helping much with the board suckage today, but all this korean talk made me miss her!!!)

crazzz2007
05-16-2008, 06:03 PM
korean food is boring

RotationSlimWang
06-16-2008, 12:37 PM
Wow, it's getting worse.

full on idle
06-16-2008, 12:52 PM
I can't even find a place to insert a wry comment.

Roadkillhighway951
06-16-2008, 01:02 PM
this thread is making my bladder weak. dr. house with the pink hair where are you whats the diagnosis.

algunz
06-16-2008, 01:06 PM
Thinks seem very uninspired.

faxman75
06-16-2008, 01:08 PM
desperate

Pixiessp
06-16-2008, 01:10 PM
I'd rather be at work at this point.

locachica73
06-16-2008, 01:12 PM
Unfortunately I am at work and this board is the only thing that keeps me from wanting to jab pencils in my eyeballs today and it's not really working all that much. I am typing up a 15 page punchlist for our building and its very boring work. I need something exciting to brighten my afternoon.

Roadkillhighway951
06-16-2008, 01:13 PM
comical in it's inability to reproduce

Hopeless Semantic
06-16-2008, 01:22 PM
Fuck it. I would rather have a boring day on here than an eventful day @ work. And what is it we are waiting for that will make a Monday in the middle of June eventful?

gaypalmsprings
06-16-2008, 01:23 PM
http://www.letitshines.com/share/art/pic08429.gif

locachica73
06-16-2008, 01:26 PM
Fuck it. I would rather have a boring day on here than an eventful day @ work. And what is it we are waiting for that will make a Monday in the middle of June eventful?

good point, although i do have poker tonight so that will make the day better hopefully. plus all the subs leave the jobsite in half an hour now that it is summer time and since I am the only girl out here they refuse to let me be onsite alone so when they leave, I have to leave. Even though I don't get here till 8ish. Ok I have resorted to rambling. bleh

Young blood
06-16-2008, 01:28 PM
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jigsaw
06-16-2008, 01:31 PM
<p><a href="http://manbabies.com/content/93"><img alt="ManBabies.com - Dad?" src="http://manbabies.com/images/93.jpg" border=0></a><br /<p>

captncrzy
06-16-2008, 01:32 PM
My bra itches.

Pixiessp
06-16-2008, 01:35 PM
I hate itchy bras.

gaypalmsprings
06-16-2008, 01:39 PM
KRBV8Mz-XNo

Pixiessp
06-16-2008, 01:43 PM
ha ha ha! when it itches it's torturous.(sp)

Sexecutioner
06-16-2008, 01:43 PM
My bra itches.

sounds like you need a nice motorboat to help scratch that itch...

BROKENDOLL
06-16-2008, 01:48 PM
My bra itches. If it's as hot in Phoenix as it is here in Indio, take the damn thing off!

thinnerair
06-16-2008, 01:50 PM
PUPPIES!

Blinken
06-16-2008, 02:06 PM
Hey on the plus side tonight is a new episode of Weeds :)

BROKENDOLL
06-16-2008, 02:07 PM
Nevermind, Captcrzy! In 115*, I'd rather have an itchy bra than a shitload of puppies suckling on my tits! http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee95/eric_n_jen/Puppies%203weeks/100_0503.jpg

SFChrissy
06-16-2008, 02:08 PM
Hey on the plus side tonight is a new episode of Weeds :) I really need to see all the seasons on DVD...

thinnerair
06-16-2008, 02:09 PM
Im hoping SHOWTIME will stream this season's episodes/

BROKENDOLL
06-16-2008, 02:09 PM
Sorry about the size of those puppies! I almost forgot to post the fucking pic which would have made me appear...well, you know...

chairmenmeow47
06-16-2008, 02:10 PM
Hey on the plus side tonight is a new episode of Weeds :)

THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW AS I WAS NOT AWARE. i will be watching after class tonight :)

BROKENDOLL
06-16-2008, 02:12 PM
Senility+ 115*= Just plain nonsense, I tell you! Plain fucking nonsense!

Sexecutioner
06-16-2008, 02:15 PM
Senility+ 115*= Just plain nonsense, I tell you! Plain fucking nonsense!

as always after i read one of your posts, i find myself wondering: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CRACK WHORE??!!

Blinken
06-16-2008, 02:20 PM
Im hoping SHOWTIME will stream this season's episodes/

Maybe one or two, to get you to suscribe but there is no way in hell they will put the whole season up online. It would canablize their suscriber base.

Hopeless Semantic
06-16-2008, 02:22 PM
Is Dexter back too? While I watch Weeds, I'm a bigger fan of Dexter.

Young blood
06-16-2008, 02:23 PM
I blame....

The 40yr+ battered women.
Mexico.
Radiohead.
The internet.
Comcast.
The mentally handicapped.
and most of all Daft Punk.

Blinken
06-16-2008, 02:25 PM
Dexter should be back in the fall. I was hoping Californication would be back with weeds but i guess it will be awhile longer.

Hopeless Semantic
06-16-2008, 02:28 PM
I couldn't get into Californication...I'll try again this season. Oooh I can't wait until Dexter comes back. They film most of the scenes--especially the outdoor ones--near my old job in the downtown LBC.

BROKENDOLL
06-16-2008, 02:30 PM
as always after i read one of your posts, i find myself wondering: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU CRACK WHORE??!! I can understand the WTF part, but you're way off on the crack whore bullshit, my friend!

BROKENDOLL
06-16-2008, 02:32 PM
Like the name sexocutioner enlightens the board today? Yah, right!

Blinken
06-16-2008, 02:34 PM
I couldn't get into Californication...I'll try again this season. Oooh I can't wait until Dexter comes back. They film most of the scenes--especially the outdoor ones--near my old job in the downtown LBC.

They film Dexter in Long Beach???

Hopeless Semantic
06-16-2008, 02:38 PM
They film Dexter in Long Beach???

Not the whole show, but a good portion of it. If you go back to season 2 look at the episode where Stokes and um, the Puerto Rican Lieutenant or whatever she is are discussing his antics towards Dexter and they're standing on the Rainbow Lagoon platform. Also, when Dexter goes out with the crazy British girl, they're eating at the restaurant um, I forgot the name's patio in sight of the technicolor bridge.

amyzzz
06-16-2008, 03:44 PM
Nevermind, Captcrzy! In 115*, I'd rather have an itchy bra than a shitload of puppies suckling on my tits!
Don't knock it until you try it.

amyzzz
06-16-2008, 03:46 PM
I really need to see all the seasons on DVD...
Seasons 1 and 2 are great....Is season 3 over yet? I don't have cable so I have to rent or steal it later.

(re: Weeds)

chairmenmeow47
06-16-2008, 03:52 PM
Dexter should be back in the fall. I was hoping Californication would be back with weeds but i guess it will be awhile longer.

i actually like californication more than weeds. weeds would be better if it weren't on shitty ass showtime.

Blinken
06-16-2008, 04:15 PM
Season 4 starts tonight so I think season 3 is out on DVD.

BROKENDOLL
06-16-2008, 04:24 PM
Don't knock it until you try it. Truthfully, the poor things would starve.

emtgreg
06-17-2008, 12:58 AM
I blame....

The 40yr+ battered women.
Mexico.
Radiohead.
The internet.
Comcast.
The mentally handicapped.
and most of all Daft Punk.


you forgot white people

locachica73
06-17-2008, 08:20 AM
if you subscribe to netflix for like $14 a month you can stream the first 2 seasons of weeds and season 3 is coming shortly. That is how I got hooked on the show, as well as Heros. UGh I watch too much shit on tv/internet.

chairmenmeow47
06-17-2008, 08:59 AM
i saw during weeds that californication will be back in september, sweet!!!

did anyone catch that call girl show last night? that was a bit strange.

Blinken
06-17-2008, 11:29 AM
It was different, the whole first season of the call girl show is on the internet since it is a british show from last year.

malcolmjamalawesome
06-17-2008, 01:12 PM
Death Magnetic

Blinken
06-17-2008, 01:18 PM
I can't believe they are calling their album that.

algunz
06-18-2008, 08:26 AM
I think today might be the worst day.

Someone entertain me.

jigsaw
06-18-2008, 08:33 AM
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p39/p_rock79/2755391.jpg

Heresy
06-18-2008, 08:36 AM
Oooooo

Young blood
06-18-2008, 08:36 AM
I have always wondered what is the closest distance you can be to a tornado before it thrashes you around or impales a fence post in your chest?

jigsaw
06-18-2008, 08:39 AM
yea. that is too close.

http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p39/p_rock79/28jun11-hey-dart-face.jpg

Heresy
06-18-2008, 08:41 AM
Ouch. Poor kid.

Reminds me when my friend threw a dart through the air and it ended up landing in the bumper of a new Honda Civic about 50 ft away.

algunz
06-18-2008, 09:34 AM
I remember a story from when I was younger where a family was driving down the freeway and some stakes or something of that nature fell from a truck in front of them and it when through their windshield and impaled the teenage girl to the passenger seat. She survived. It apparently just missed major organs.

algunz
06-18-2008, 11:38 AM
I finally have a little time to waste on here and there is little going on.

What's wrong with you people? Where's the humorous banter?

Bud Luster
06-18-2008, 12:04 PM
Well I have the afternoon off gunz, and I'm partying / getting down here in my office/den whatever. I'm not much for humorous banter though...

Wheres the beef?
06-18-2008, 12:13 PM
Seriously. Now make with the funny.

algunz
06-18-2008, 09:39 PM
Yup, it's official.

Calamity Jane
06-18-2008, 10:03 PM
Happy? You fucks killed the board. Why didn't you just shut up and listen?

algunz
06-18-2008, 10:05 PM
Listen to what? To who? There's nothing being said that's new, thought provoking, or worth much of a giggle.

Pixiessp
06-18-2008, 10:13 PM
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Heresy
06-19-2008, 08:39 AM
I thought this still of one of the judges from So You Think You Can Dance looked kinda funny.

http://i32.tinypic.com/bg4pdw.jpg

chairmenmeow47
06-19-2008, 08:42 AM
I thought this still of one of the judges from So You Think You Can Dance looked kinda funny.

http://i32.tinypic.com/bg4pdw.jpg

ha ha ha, we like to play "pause on cat deely's face" for that sort of thing.

here's one we took last week of one of the dance numbers that was kinda funny:

http://www.abstractlogik.com/albums/randomness/afz.sized.jpg

poor kids got kicked off too :rotfl

i just realized i'm missing tonight's, damnit :(

Heresy
06-19-2008, 08:44 AM
I only watched that show when it first came out. Now I'm addicted to Weeds.

Pixiessp
06-19-2008, 08:10 PM
sometimes I wonder about the effect of the drugs on my fellow Coachella message board members brains.
I posted a vid dealing with sexism in the media because everyone(just about) was complaining about how boring the Coachella message board has become and the only posts after that were about a reality show.

Blinken
06-19-2008, 09:06 PM
I only watched that show when it first came out. Now I'm addicted to Weeds.

Me too . . . Oh wait the show . . . Thats good too.

chairmenmeow47
06-20-2008, 08:28 AM
sometimes I wonder about the effect of the drugs on my fellow Coachella message board members brains.
I posted a vid dealing with sexism in the media because everyone(just about) was complaining about how boring the Coachella message board has become and the only posts after that were about a reality show.

umm, not all of us can see videos at work...

Heresy
06-20-2008, 08:38 AM
umm, not all of us can see videos at work...

Ditto. My work blocked a lot of websites...and I wouldn't be surprised if they block this one too.

Hopeless Semantic
06-20-2008, 08:53 AM
Another attempt at making us 100% productive! Well, at least we're not the 24-year old that is caught up in that Gloucester, MA high school, "let's get pregnant at the age of 14 ring." All things considered...

Heresy
06-20-2008, 08:56 AM
I heard about that. What the fuck was that all about?

Hopeless Semantic
06-20-2008, 09:09 AM
I heard about that. What the fuck was that all about?

Apparently, a group of girls made some sort of pact to get pregnant while in the middle of their high school careersI believe the high school--before the incident--averaged 4 prenancies per school year. During the alleged time in which the pact was said to have been implemented, the birth rate jumped to 17. The most puzzling part of it all is that the pregnancies were to students who were close to one another.


http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1815845,00.html

Heresy
06-20-2008, 09:16 AM
Wow. Sad.

Young blood
06-20-2008, 09:25 AM
awesome.

We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,"

chairmenmeow47
06-20-2008, 09:27 AM
awesome.

We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,"

what's with the hobo hate there, young blood?!

bug on your lip
06-20-2008, 09:30 AM
Ivy, Yablo, Ninja & i have a buttseks pact


before then i only average 2 a year

Young blood
06-20-2008, 09:31 AM
what's with the hobo hate there, young blood?!


nothing im just happy to know if im homeless I can still bang 14 yr olds.

jigsaw
06-20-2008, 09:34 AM
Apparently, a group of girls made some sort of pact to get pregnant while in the middle of their high school careersI believe the high school--before the incident--averaged 4 prenancies per school year. During the alleged time in which the pact was said to have been implemented, the birth rate jumped to 17. The most puzzling part of it all is that the pregnancies were to students who were close to one another.


http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1815845,00.html

whats new? bitches are always trying to get my nut. greedy, if you ask me.

bug on your lip
06-20-2008, 09:34 AM
odds are u won't be Y-b.... that's why it's news

Hopeless Semantic
06-20-2008, 09:35 AM
nothing im just happy to know if im homeless I can still bang 14 yr olds.

So um, where'd this guy take the girl? The park bench? Or, am I sadistic even wondering about such a thing.

algunz
06-20-2008, 09:35 AM
awesome.

We found out one of the fathers is a 24-year-old homeless guy,"

When I saw that all I could think about was the smell.

Young blood
06-20-2008, 09:36 AM
when I sleep with 14 yr olds its usually in a burger king bathroom.

chairmenmeow47
06-20-2008, 09:37 AM
nothing im just happy to know if im homeless I can still bang 14 yr olds.

lure them into your box and shit, i dig :)

and bugsecks pact :rotfl

http://ivy.aholic.us/gallery/d/582661-2/bug.jpg

bug on your lip
06-20-2008, 09:38 AM
did Caco hack into Young blood's account 2day?

marooko
06-20-2008, 09:39 AM
gross. i was listening to this story earlier this morning.

algunz
06-20-2008, 09:41 AM
I posted a vid dealing with sexism in the media because everyone(just about) was complaining about how boring the Coachella message board has become and the only posts after that were about a reality show.

I thought it was sarcasm. The last thing I wanted to do was listen to another white guy be an asshole.

Hopeless Semantic
06-20-2008, 09:42 AM
Ivy, Yablo, Ninja & i have a buttseks pact


before then i only average 2 a year

Buttseks with a cat, don't know Yablo, and a ninja...how do you pull off a rectal ruckus like that?

bug on your lip
06-20-2008, 09:44 AM
Yablo films it

Hopeless Semantic
06-20-2008, 09:46 AM
Yablo films it

Sounds like you're getting the better deal of it. Does he fluff?

Wheres the beef?
06-20-2008, 09:52 AM
when I sleep with 14 yr olds its usually in a burger king bathroom.

You sleep in a burger king bathroom?

disgustipated
06-20-2008, 09:56 AM
I once got busy in a burger king bathroom.

Hopeless Semantic
06-20-2008, 09:59 AM
HUMPTY!!!!


http://kansascitybands.com/jazzookansascity/humpty.jpg

C'me here fat girl, are you ticklish? Yeah I called you fat...look, I'm skinny but that doesn't keep me from getting busy...

Young blood
06-20-2008, 10:01 AM
You sleep in a burger king bathroom?

cuddle.

Hopeless Semantic
06-20-2008, 10:06 AM
cuddling leads to forking...oh, the sinks can be unbearably stiff...

bug on your lip
06-20-2008, 10:10 AM
kingsblend +25

Pixiessp
06-20-2008, 10:25 AM
umm, not all of us can see videos at work...

my apologies.

Pixiessp
06-20-2008, 10:26 AM
Ditto. My work blocked a lot of websites...and I wouldn't be surprised if they block this one too.

an apology to heresy too.

Pixiessp
06-20-2008, 10:36 AM
I thought it was sarcasm. The last thing I wanted to do was listen to another white guy be an asshole.

the vid angers me too. I'm looking to obliterate all sexism in the US.
thought I would start here. little babysteps.it's a lot to think about when the sun is shining so beautifully and all i want to do is go swimming in my new bikini and reprimand guys who ogle.

jigsaw
06-20-2008, 10:41 AM
the vid angers me too. I'm looking to obliterate all sexism in the US.
thought I would start here. little babysteps.it's a lot to think about when the sun is shining so beautifully and all i want to do is go swimming in my new bikini and reprimand guys who ogle.


i love you

Pixiessp
06-20-2008, 10:57 AM
wait.....I haven't put on the bikini yet. I'm off to a terrible start.

chairmenmeow47
06-20-2008, 10:59 AM
just do your own thing, Pixiessp. guys will ogle and yell and all that, but just pop on the headphones and pretend like you don't here them, that's what i do when i walk, lol.

i've never understood though why guys would think a girl would be turned on by some guy staring at them creepily while they hoot and hollar. especially if you're by yourself. why does that seem ok?! and does it actually work?

Pixiessp
06-20-2008, 11:02 AM
I'll get back to you on that.

TomAz
06-20-2008, 11:13 AM
i've never understood though why guys would think a girl would be turned on by some guy staring at them creepily while they hoot and hollar. especially if you're by yourself. why does that seem ok?! and does it actually work?

does olging = hooting?

chairmenmeow47
06-20-2008, 11:25 AM
does olging = hooting?

good point, tom.

correlation does not equal causation.

Blinken
06-20-2008, 11:44 AM
good point, tom.

correlation does not equal causation.

Someone watched Bullshit! last night.

amyzzz
06-20-2008, 11:51 AM
I don't even understand this thread. It's all over the place.

chairmenmeow47
06-20-2008, 12:03 PM
Someone watched Bullshit! last night.

awww crap. i didn't, but i also forgot to dvr it :( i'm sure it'll be on 80 thousand times this weekend though.

Blinken
06-20-2008, 12:53 PM
Penn was saying "correlation does not equal causation." Over and over again last night.

rage patton
07-17-2008, 01:18 PM
Today is the best day on the board in a loooooooooooooooooong time.

Young blood
07-17-2008, 01:18 PM
http://i354.photobucket.com/albums/r401/3624parkridge/CIMG0217.jpg

iv3rdawG
07-17-2008, 01:19 PM
http://staywithdonbosco.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/donkey-2.jpg

amyzzz
07-17-2008, 01:43 PM
I went to lunch and the board is overrun with retard threads. I noticed that moviefone's website is crashing under the weight of people buying Dark Knight tickets online. So much for trying to that. :/

menikmati
07-17-2008, 01:54 PM
I went to lunch and the board is overrun with retard threads. I noticed that moviefone's website is crashing under the weight of people buying Dark Knight tickets online. So much for trying to that. :/

Can't you just use Fandango?

schoolofruckus
07-17-2008, 01:59 PM
I went to lunch and the board is overrun with retard threads. I noticed that moviefone's website is crashing under the weight of people buying Dark Knight tickets online. So much for trying to that. :/

The board was like that before you went to lunch. And yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that...

amyzzz
07-17-2008, 02:01 PM
I like the threads here which is why I keep coming here. You can try to purge it out, but you fighting a losing battle methinks. AND you're OCD.

Hannahrain
07-17-2008, 02:05 PM
AND you're obsessive compulsive disorder.

Yablonowitz
07-17-2008, 02:05 PM
I like the threads here which is why I keep coming here. You can try to purge it out, but you fighting a losing battle methinks. AND you're OCD.

You keep coming here regardless of the threads.

Yablonowitz
07-17-2008, 02:06 PM
AND you're obsessive compulsive disorder.

I AM

OBSESSIVE

COMPULSIVE



DISORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RotationSlimWang
07-17-2008, 02:07 PM
Yablo's known for his epitomizing of non-corporeal psychological conditions.

full on idle
07-17-2008, 02:07 PM
YOU ARE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER AND YOU ARE FIGHTING A LOSING BATTLE

gaypalmsprings
07-17-2008, 02:14 PM
http://www.novembre.it/blog/images/zoom/ff_3580.jpghttp://www.novembre.it/blog/images/zoom/ff_3580.jpghttp://www.novembre.it/blog/images/zoom/ff_3580.jpghttp://www.novembre.it/blog/images/zoom/ff_3580.jpghttp://www.novembre.it/blog/images/zoom/ff_3580.jpghttp://www.novembre.it/blog/images/zoom/ff_3580.jpghttp://www.novembre.it/blog/images/zoom/ff_3580.jpghttp://www.novembre.it/blog/images/zoom/ff_3580.jpghttp://www.novembre.it/blog/images/zoom/ff_3580.jpghttp://www.novembre.it/blog/images/zoom/ff_3580.jpghttp://www.novembre.it/blog/images/zoom/ff_3580.jpghttp://www.novembre.it/blog/images/zoom/ff_3580.jpghttp://www.novembre.it/blog/images/zoom/ff_3580.jpg

gaypalmsprings
07-17-2008, 02:16 PM
You keep coming here regardless of the threads.

Isn't that irregardless?

Hannahrain
07-17-2008, 02:16 PM
Oh my god, did you see that? He posted a picture of fries. That's so edgy. So avant-garde.

amyzzz
07-17-2008, 02:26 PM
Isn't that irregardless?
double negative.

anti-square
07-17-2008, 02:32 PM
Gay had Ted Kennedy in the ira mind.

gaypalmsprings
07-17-2008, 11:00 PM
Thank God this day is over. Now on to the real Friday.

Pixiessp
07-17-2008, 11:18 PM
Friday will be a good day.

Wheres the beef?
07-18-2008, 12:26 AM
The french fries were out of control today. Hopefully Friday will have better food than Thursday.

thefunkylama
07-18-2008, 01:41 AM
No, it's going to be more of the same; only this time it's going to dress up as you.

Wheres the beef?
07-18-2008, 01:53 AM
Interesting..........

algunz
07-31-2008, 09:04 AM
Everybody seems so pissy. I got time to kill on here and nobody is having any fun. Boooo!!

marooko
07-31-2008, 09:08 AM
dont be so dependent.

just messing

algunz
07-31-2008, 09:10 AM
It's not dependency. It's a frustration in the unreliability of my only currently available outlet.

locachica73
07-31-2008, 09:12 AM
Yeah I was thinking of offering up some happy pills to everyone for the same reasons.

marooko
07-31-2008, 09:15 AM
It's not dependency. It's a frustration in the unreliability of my only currently available outlet.

go smoke a bowl. usually does the trick for me. either that or i go ride.

locachica73
07-31-2008, 09:23 AM
go smoke a bowl. usually does the trick for me.

I wish!!!

frozen pilgrim
07-31-2008, 10:17 AM
you can't smoke a bowl?

locachica73
07-31-2008, 10:19 AM
I worry about random testing so I only smoke occasionally, like once a month in hopes that if I don't smoke too much and suck down enough cranberry juice/water then I will be good. I also am prescribed water pills by my doc for when I travel so I pop one of those if I get called and am usually good to go. But I just don't like to chance it, it would suck to lose my job that I have had for 10 years making pretty good money for someone that was a high school drop out for some weed. Someday when I retire though I will smoke whenever I want... YAY

frozen pilgrim
07-31-2008, 10:42 AM
wow.
what a concise, legitimate explanation.
that caught me totally off guard!

locachica73
07-31-2008, 10:43 AM
umm sorry, I tend to ramble when I am bored.

algunz
07-31-2008, 10:44 AM
go smoke a bowl. usually does the trick for me. either that or i go ride.

I'd like to do both, but I'm stuck in a windowless classroom until 1:00. Last day of summer school.

stinkbutt
08-05-2008, 07:03 AM
What is going on around here? What is this experiment I'm reading about here and there? What's the deal with old boardie vs. new boardie thing? Also most importantly why does it suck so bad around here today?

ivankay
08-05-2008, 07:10 AM
What is going on around here? What is this experiment I'm reading about here and there? What's the deal with old boardie vs. new boardie thing? Also most importantly why does it suck so bad around here today?

The Anne Frank Experiment (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=21749&highlight=anne+frank)

algunz
01-29-2009, 09:27 AM
I think this past week ranks up there pretty high as far as shitty days.

rage patton
01-29-2009, 09:29 AM
Tuesday wins. Yesterday wasn't too bad.

algunz
01-29-2009, 09:32 AM
Today sucks.

gmoneyak
02-16-2009, 05:03 PM
http://bradblogging.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/meh.jpg

kitt kat
02-16-2009, 05:08 PM
hahaha

BROKENDOLL
07-11-2009, 03:31 PM
It was a toss-up between this thread or the Anne Frank Thread that Randy started last year around this time, but in any case...Here's to the Second Worst Day in Board History! We're pretty much right on schedule around this place!

RotationSlimWang
07-11-2009, 03:33 PM
It wasn't, and then you showed up.

BROKENDOLL
07-11-2009, 03:42 PM
It wasn't, and then you showed up.
Sweet of you to join me, Randall. Why don't we really make board history and start whispering sweet nothings to each other, fuckface?

frozen pilgrim
07-11-2009, 04:30 PM
caaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeeeel
the loooooooove toniiiiiiiiiiight

hey doll, how's it going? this really has been a particularly dull day around here.

BROKENDOLL
07-11-2009, 05:45 PM
caaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeeeel
the loooooooove toniiiiiiiiiiight

hey doll, how's it going? this really has been a particularly dull day around here.
Well, Pilgrim, let me tell you...I'm this close>*< to posting one of my imfamous morally questionable photos just to show some of these retards how the pros do it when they want to liven things up here... Until then, I'll go back to disecting a fly I flattened on my screen with a toothpick...And you?

Hey, I have a fabulous idea! Let's both whisper sweet nothings to Randall and see if that doesn't create a stir in his shorts! LOL

Still-ill
07-11-2009, 06:24 PM
7/11 Never Forget.

MissingPerson
07-11-2009, 06:31 PM
I really wanted some quality board time today too. :(

frenzplz
07-11-2009, 06:32 PM
I really wanted some quality board time today too. :(

cunt

MissingPerson
07-11-2009, 06:38 PM
Word's sort of lost it's novelty for me, I'm afraid.

TomAz
07-11-2009, 06:57 PM
7/11 Never Forget.

I laughed.

MissingPerson
07-11-2009, 07:02 PM
Like if somebody combined 9/11 and 7/7. Flying a plane into a subway or something.

TomAz
07-11-2009, 07:05 PM
BD posting a "morally questionable" picture is that squared.

rskapcat
07-11-2009, 07:07 PM
I really wanted some quality board time today too. :(

Same here, MP.

TomAz
07-11-2009, 07:08 PM
hi becca how are you?

rskapcat
07-11-2009, 07:16 PM
hi becca how are you?

Hi there, Tom. I'm doing okay. You? :)

TomAz
07-11-2009, 07:19 PM
yeah i'm doing good. is it hot in dallas tonight?

rskapcat
07-11-2009, 07:21 PM
Holy crap, yes. Gonna be over 100 for the next week. Yay. :/

TomAz
07-11-2009, 07:23 PM
it was like 114 here.

rskapcat
07-11-2009, 07:25 PM
I would prefer a dry heat to the humid heat. I hate sweating just from walking into my garage.

TomAz
07-11-2009, 07:29 PM
so are you going to ACL in Oct?

rskapcat
07-11-2009, 07:35 PM
Yes sir. Got our 3-day passes early, thank goodness. I think the schedule will be released in the next couple of weeks. I'm ready for more aftershows to be announced.

TomAz
07-11-2009, 07:37 PM
I like ACL. I like it enough that I am still considering going even though I am unimpressed with much of the lineup.

rskapcat
07-11-2009, 07:55 PM
You will of course have to let me know if you decide to go. :) We can meet up for a set or two.

TomAz
07-11-2009, 08:00 PM
of course!

MeowMixer
07-12-2009, 12:03 AM
Judging from the hardcore that surfaced today, we might be up to #1

Still-ill
07-12-2009, 12:25 AM
Oh god... it doesn't stop. We're getting gangbanged.
:(

MeowMixer
07-12-2009, 12:32 AM
Oh god... it doesn't stop. We're getting gangbanged.
:(

Like fucking Hiroshima.

tessalasset
07-12-2009, 01:56 AM
that guy obviously doesn't know how to spam. midnight on a saturday?? why not sunday evening or something.

anyways, i cleaned em up. lame.

ivankay
07-12-2009, 03:30 AM
You are a true hero in my book tessa.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/herocomplex/images/2008/11/14/greatest_american_hero.jpg

hmmm, wrong gender choice.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2yNfAEReZSQ/Rv3S_N2W06I/AAAAAAAAAYk/4AahwnXAoek/s400/Fembots.jpg

better.

MissingPerson
07-12-2009, 06:08 AM
Wake up internet. :(

rskapcat
07-12-2009, 06:23 AM
I'm awake, MP. :) But I'm about to abandon you for a cycle class. :(

MissingPerson
07-12-2009, 06:54 AM
They all leave me eventually.

captncrzy
07-12-2009, 07:48 AM
MP, how far is it from Ireland to London? We'll be in London in October. Come visit us!

MissingPerson
07-12-2009, 07:55 AM
Hmm.... flights would be fairly cheap...

Gah, I'd have college exams sometime in the area though.

What brings you to swinging London? The swinging?

sonofhal
07-12-2009, 08:04 AM
If you want to go to swinging London, you may need a time machine.

MissingPerson
07-12-2009, 08:08 AM
Next time I'm over, I'm probably going to try blowing up the queen. Old times sake.

Bitch got my potatos.

Suffacated
07-12-2009, 08:17 AM
Wake up internet. :(

frnzplz and unitedgotbanned66 finally got banned.
See, wishes do come true.

frozen pilgrim
07-12-2009, 08:42 AM
frnzplz is banned?

MissingPerson
07-12-2009, 08:46 AM
I'm watching Crocodile Dundee in in LA. This is a new low.

On the upside, the board desolation let me sneak some Arcade Fire chatter in while no one was looking, so I count that as a lowercase win.

Have to say though, Paul Hogan looks pretty well considering this was made in... WTF 2001?!?!?!?!!

stuporfly
07-12-2009, 10:38 AM
I'm watching Crocodile Dundee in in LA. This is a new low.


This works in at least two different ways. I can dig that.

Geno_g
07-12-2009, 10:40 AM
This is a knife...

ivankay
07-12-2009, 10:43 AM
i think it's "Now that's a knife."



Wait, i went to the tape:

01NHcTM5IA4

It's just "That's a knife."

MissingPerson
07-12-2009, 10:47 AM
Damn, seconds too late.

suprefan
07-12-2009, 11:07 AM
When he takes the end off the limo and uses it as a bommerang, that was badass.

MissingPerson
07-12-2009, 11:09 AM
That's how badass you have to be to survive in that country.

People with allergies and poor aims don't last long in the land of the egg-laying mammals and poisonous deathfish.

tessalasset
07-12-2009, 11:46 AM
i gotta say i'm pretty proud of our board getting off its ass and out of the house on saturday nights.

MissingPerson
07-12-2009, 11:49 AM
I can only party for five days straight, T. I'm only human.

sonofhal
07-12-2009, 11:58 AM
I had a nice weekend of doing not very much after 7 shows in 5 days (and making a brief appearance in a music video).

tessalasset
07-12-2009, 06:01 PM
(and making a brief appearance in a music video).

hey i did that too! not one that will ever see the light of day tho. was yours anything big?

frozen pilgrim
07-12-2009, 11:08 PM
this was a slow weekend. got a lot done though. I'm making kuduro! I also saw/met flying lotus, and rocky horror was tonight, and I have a TR-626!

sonofhal
07-12-2009, 11:27 PM
hey i did that too! not one that will ever see the light of day tho. was yours anything big?

A fairly new band from Manchester. I'll post the video once the edit is finished, if it's not too cringeworthy.

algunz
11-15-2009, 08:56 PM
It's been weeks since you all have entertained me. :nono

Monklish
11-15-2009, 08:59 PM
I've been ill. Why don't you post some pictures of your oversized saggin ass to elicit an outpouring of virgins' adoration?

algunz
11-15-2009, 09:01 PM
I'm not allowed to anymore.

Monklish
11-15-2009, 09:01 PM
Since when says who?