134th Kentucky Derby.

[Young blood]

Im bettin on the ponies tomorrow. Anyone else? I mostly excited for the mint juleps.




Yes animal cruelty peeps we went over this last year. Take it somewheres else.

[menikmati]

I wanna see a triple crown winner!!! Came so close with Silver Charm, then Real Quiet, then Charasmatic, then Funnycide, and War Emblem, and Smarty Jones. That fuckin Belmont Stakes is killer.

[Grandma]

I'm betting on Man-o-War this year

[Young blood]

Youre a peach grandma.


Big Brown is the horse to do it this year but his name sucks so I do think it will happen.

[menikmati]

I bet Cigar can still kick all their asses.

[Young blood]

To bad he was infertile. His offspring would have equaled mad money. Cigar was a great horse.

[Young blood]

What are your predictions for the race?

[Young blood]

WMiXNFH5rR8&feature

[Mr.Nipples]

julia roberts

[Young blood]

hahahahaha

[TomAz]

There were these two horses standing at the bar. One said to the other "How ya doin?" ...other replied, "not so good...the other day I was in a race and there were so many GREAT horses and jockeys I figured 'screw it', I ain't runnin' this race and all of a sudden WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won by a head."

The other horse said, "No kiddin' yesterday I was in a race and the same thing ...I figured 'screw it', I ain't runnin' and half way around the track...WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won!"

This greyhound walks up to the two horses and says, "Scuse me but I couldn't help but overhear you guys. Just today I was in a race and there were so many great dogs I figured 'screw it' I ain't runnin' in this race. All of a sudden WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won by a length!!"

One horse looked at the other and said, "WELL I'LL BE DAMNED, A TALKIN' DOG!!!"

[marooko]

There were these two horses standing at the bar. One said to the other "How ya doin?" ...other replied, "not so good...the other day I was in a race and there were so many GREAT horses and jockeys I figured 'screw it', I ain't runnin' this race and all of a sudden WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won by a head."

The other horse said, "No kiddin' yesterday I was in a race and the same thing ...I figured 'screw it', I ain't runnin' and half way around the track...WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won!"

This greyhound walks up to the two horses and says, "Scuse me but I couldn't help but overhear you guys. Just today I was in a race and there were so many great dogs I figured 'screw it' I ain't runnin' in this race. All of a sudden WHOOSH! UP MY ASS! and I won by a length!!"

One horse looked at the other and said, "WELL I'LL BE DAMNED, A TALKIN' DOG!!!"

i fucking love lame jokes. thanks tom. seriously.

[TomAz]

happy to oblige.

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work.His first friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says:"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friendds look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious.The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

[marooko]

happy to oblige.

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work.His first friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the plummer the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says:"I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friendds look at him with utter disbelief. "No I'm serious.The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."

ive heard that one, so for me it wasnt as good. funny, but not as.

got anymore?

[kreutz2112]

one of the horses had to be euthanized after it broke both of it's front legs..

[HAIRYGOOMBA]

Horse racing is so evil.

Lots of pain and suffering by the animals-only matched by the amount of $$$ spent by heartless assholes.

Why does anyone think this is glamorous, or the high life?

It is JUST PLAIN WRONG.
Has zero to do with "love of horses".

[bballarl]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

[Young blood]

That is one fast horse. He will be a triple crown winner unless.......he breaks his legs and is shot in the head. On the track. Dead. Unicorn heaven.

[HAIRYGOOMBA]

"Animal Cruelty Peeps"????

What a dumbass response.

I was on this thread opposing horse racing last year,
and that was before Barbaro was injured and subsequently died,
or, was,ha-ha, "humanely euthanized".
Is that just all part of what's so appealing about it?

I won't say anymore, but it's a pretty appropriate place to say what I think!

[Young blood]

Guess what im having for dinner.....HORSE! MMMMM DELICIOUS DEAD HORSE!

[bballarl]

When a horse has to be euthanized on the track, they should leave the body and allow the carrion fowl to pick it clean. Nature, ladies and gentlemen.

[Young blood]

For a side dish im thinking....baby seal.

[Young blood]

"Animal Cruelty Peeps"????

What a dumbass response.

I was on this thread opposing horse racing last year,
and that was before Barbaro was injured and subsequently died,
or, was,ha-ha, "humanely euthanized".
Is that just all part of what's so appealing about it?

I won't say anymore, but it's a pretty appropriate place to say what I think!

Did you hear a horse died today?


Your tears are delicious.

[Young blood]

When a horse has to be euthanized on the track, they should leave the body and allow the carrion fowl to pick it clean. Nature, ladies and gentlemen.

Thats beautiful.

[kreutz2112]

For a side dish im thinking....baby seal.

see I was thinking main course: horse, side: baby horse.

[Jenniehoo]

Guess what im having for dinner.....HORSE! MMMMM DELICIOUS DEAD HORSE!

I'm going to have to sig this.

[HAIRYGOOMBA]

Bon appetit!

There is nothing natural about an animal having to be euthanized on
a race track.
There was nothing noble about "saving" Barbaro, but it soothed the ignorant
fans, and everyone's collective guilt.
The drugs used to euthanize an animal (enough to kill a horse)
would make it toxic for any other creature to ingest.

Eat up. Yummy.

[bballarl]

There are no drugs involved when you use a rifle.

[PineapplePete]

mmm...buckshot

[Mr.Nipples]

Horse racing is so evil.

Lots of pain and suffering by the animals-only matched by the amount of $$$ spent by heartless assholes.

Why does anyone think this is glamorous, or the high life?

It is JUST PLAIN WRONG.
Has zero to do with "love of horses".

the day cops get their fat asses off of horses is the day i start bitching about the kentucky derby...

"hey look! a baseball made out of secretariat!"

[menikmati]

did anyone see the two cop horses at the campground at night kissing after the show had ended....awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twoheadedboy]

i want to ride a pony!
a pretty little pony!

d00d mint juleps are awesome

[marooko]

Yes animal cruelty peeps we went over this last year. Take it somewheres else.


Horse racing is so evil.

Lots of pain and suffering by the animals-only matched by the amount of $$$ spent by heartless assholes.

Why does anyone think this is glamorous, or the high life?

It is JUST PLAIN WRONG.
Has zero to do with "love of horses".


"Animal Cruelty Peeps"????

What a dumbass response.

I was on this thread opposing horse racing last year,
and that was before Barbaro was injured and subsequently died,
or, was,ha-ha, "humanely euthanized".
Is that just all part of what's so appealing about it?

I won't say anymore, but it's a pretty appropriate place to say what I think!


Bon appetit!

There is nothing natural about an animal having to be euthanized on
a race track.
There was nothing noble about "saving" Barbaro, but it soothed the ignorant
fans, and everyone's collective guilt.
The drugs used to euthanize an animal (enough to kill a horse)
would make it toxic for any other creature to ingest.

Eat up. Yummy.

what do you eat?

[Blinken]

Did you hear a horse died today?


Your tears are delicious.

God damn you Youngblood, i want to sig this but i like the betting on a silver or black horse would have caused death, why do have such sig worthy comments about horse racing?

[HAIRYGOOMBA]

I don't eat anything with a face.

[marooko]

pro abortion?

[whynotsmile99]

I don't eat anything with a face.

which is a shame, as things with faces always taste the best

[stinkbutt]

I don't eat anything with a face.

Paging TLGM for lewd comment

[amyzzz]

I don't eat anything with a face.
I don't eat mammals.

[TomAz]

If God wanted us to be vegetarians, then why did he make animals out of meat?

[Suffacated]

If God wanted us to be vegetarians, then why did he make animals out of meat?

It's all about the pudding...
If you dont eat your meat, how can you have any pudding?

[Blinken]

Tom makes a good point.

[marooko]

all these great points aside......WTF are your front teeth for?

[HAIRYGOOMBA]

Four front teeth for making effffffffff sounds,
and eating fffffrench fffffries.
Meat and potatoes, but better!

[kreutz2112]

I saw a guy in the Gobi after Holy Fuck with a shirt on that said:

MEAT IS MURDER

Tasty, tasty MURDER

[menikmati]

all these great points aside......WTF are your front teeth for?

To bite them apples.

[menikmati]

Big Brown better watch out for Casino Drive in 3 weeks...

[marooko]

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/wtf/WTF-Pac_Man.jpg (http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/Upload/wtf/WTF-Pac_Man.jpg)

[menikmati]

I'm rooting against Big Brown today.

[menikmati]

Denis of Cork!

[gaypalmsprings]

Any good recipes for horse meat?

[rage patton]

I'm rooting against Big Brown today.

Wow? Is this REALLY that big of a deal? I have been hearing about nonstop all week in the newspaper and on the news. This race is about a 2 minute drive from my house...

[menikmati]

I thought you were in Vancouver?

[menikmati]

Big Brown's trainer is an asshole. He better watch out for Denis of Cork and Icabad Crane.

[gaypalmsprings]

vancouver is in new york?

[gaypalmsprings]

it looks hot there

[rage patton]

Wait... I am confused... is this Big Brown race today in Kentucky?

EDIT: Or New York?

[gaypalmsprings]

big brown laid a turd

[menikmati]

It's in New York.

[menikmati]

what a joke. Denis of Cork was 2nd...woohoo.

[rage patton]

Well why the fuck has the newspaper been advertising this race so much? It was advertising this race at horse race track/casino by my house. I didn't read it that well, because I am not interested... but by skimming over it every day this week, I got the impression this race was AT the track by my house. I guess they were advertising it, so that people would watch it on the TVs down there. My mistake.

[JustSteve]

I guess they were advertising it, so that people would watch it on the TVs down there. My mistake.

and bet.

so nice of abc to show big brown walking back to the paddock instead of focusing on the winner of the actual fucking race. i love when animals let humans down, why the fuck does a horse care if he "loses" a race?

[menikmati]

yeah fuck ABC...I'm sick of all this "We love Big Brown" bullshit by the Media...everywhere I look, I see Big Brown shit...from UPS, ESPN, ABC, Charlie Rose....makes me sick...nothing against the horse, but I hate this bandwagon jumping that goes on. And after the race, the focus is still on him....why don't they just admit that Big Brown got beat and couldn't keep up.

[gaypalmsprings]

Big Brown is your friend....

http://www.emailvirals.com/data/media/2/friendship_turd.jpg

[JustSteve]

my cousin and i trade a fake piece of dog shit back and forth to each other every christmas, i wrap it for him one year, he wraps it back the next, have been since we were 11 or 12, now we are both 30...

[Somewhat Damaged]

Big Brown cost me 50 G's. I've got somethin' against that piece of shit. I'ma make a whole carton of Elmer's glue outta that ******.

[full on idle]

yuck