Boy in the purple Holy Fuck shirt

[airguitarvet]

^ HOt

[KatieLyn]

Haha thanks. Like it?

[heyeric]

edit > auto flip new photos > problem solved for mirror image

[KatieLyn]

Ah awesome thank you!

[Drewski27]

ive been trying to find a purple holy fuck shirt. its almost as if the kid made it himself becauz they are NOWHERE to be found.

[KatieLyn]

Yeah I can't find one either. He either like made it himself, or it was from a certain tour sometime or fest and they don't make them anymore. I just remember that the Holy Fuck was in small like yellow font on the back of the shirt

[suprefan]

I know it was a purple Holy Fuck shirt because on the back of the shirt towards where his neck is it said Holy Fuck.

I've been trying to find the shirt online, however, and my attempts have been unsuccessful.

http://www.maplemusic.com/dept.asp?dept_id=3079


There is their merch, too bad that shirt might not exist anymore.

[Drewski27]

i want the holy fuck cat shirt. thats pure awesomeness.

[Stefachink]

Same here! It's almost like the words HOLY FUCK are a response to the picture of the cat in the red cowboy hat and scarf.

[Brad Groux]

This isn't ilurktohate.com/forums either...

imherefortheblowjob.com/forum?

[rage patton]

The Cowboy Cat shirt is the best shirt of all time...

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x224/joshmusic88/BeckyMeWillCall.jpg

[KatieLyn]

That shirt is sheer epicness.

[rage patton]

You can see my love for that shirt in my avatar.

[who8me2k7]

you (or whoever that is in the picture) look like orlando bloom.

[Adelita]

i saw that guy making out with some random fat guy in the sahara... i think it might have been during chromeo...

not sure...

yeah i saw that too

[Drewski27]

i found a purple shirt in a friends closet yesterday. it now belongs to me.

[rage patton]

you (or whoever that is in the picture) look like orlando bloom.

Dammit. I get that all the time... Its either that, or people think I am Mexican. Im not. Im from Scandinavian roots.

[sbessiso]

That's ALMOST like being Mexican

and it just dawned on me that I saw this band live a couple weeks ago. I really fucking liked them, had no idea what they were all about

[KatieLyn]

There's something that's up and coming and happening with this whole BITPHFS thing at coachella and I'm not going to say what but I'm excited about it =]

[Drewski27]

will you be in purple katielyn?
it wouldnt be right if you werent . . .

[Goodtoknow]

This thread's not dead yet?

[michaelmontanez]

http://aklemai.com/albums/caturday/cat_sandwich_001.png

[KatieLyn]

will you be in purple katielyn?
it wouldnt be right if you werent . . .

I might be in purple, at least one day. I'll go try to find a purple shirt tomorrow.

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.popamericana.com/!/purple%20t-shirt.jpg

[Goodtoknow]

http://www.popamericana.com/!/purple%20t-shirt.jpg

Now we're talking...

[KatieLyn]

There we go. I will look EXACTLY like that.

[heyeric]

I really hope I see someone with a holy fuck shirt this year.

[Drewski27]

http://www.popamericana.com/!/purple%20t-shirt.jpg

this really made my easter. somebody fotoshop a holyfuck logo on that.

[Drewski27]

i cant decide wether or not i should just write holy fuck on the purple shirt i found. it would be slightly amusing

[clumsy342]

Holy shit, guys...

I just searched images on google for "holy fuck shirt"

IT BRINGS UP EVERYONE'S AVATAR! hahhaahhaa

check it out. it starts on the second page.

[clumsy342]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v729/clumsy342/fuckshirt.jpg

[Drewski27]

yesssssss!

[clumsy342]

I thought you'd like that.

[gaypalmsprings]

her nipples disappeared

[Drewski27]

nipples or not. good enough. i hope to meet the girl in the purple holy fuck shirt.

[Drewski27]

on another note, is that chick wearing mom jeans?

[Aurgasm]

so did this guy ever get found?

[KatieLyn]

I will gladly wear the purple holy fuck cat shirt if it comes into existence!


and no forz, he has not been found yet. Emphasis on yet.

[Egull]

Holy shit, guys...

I just searched images on google for "holy fuck shirt"

IT BRINGS UP EVERYONE'S AVATAR! hahhaahhaa

check it out. it starts on the second page.

Well I just googled "holy fuck shirt" and this post was the fourth result haha!

[superfiction]

i love the fact that this thread has survived this long

[mcgurt27]

I will gladly wear the purple holy fuck cat shirt if it comes into existence!


and no forz, he has not been found yet. Emphasis on yet.

I am totally wearing a purple holy fuck shirt, reading a book, and growing my hair a little longer this year...

[mfnalaska]

^ adorable.

[KatieLyn]

^ adorable.

Welcome to my world =]

Also, I think I'm going to try and get a purple tank top and put TBITPHFS on it.

[wakeupyounger]

I am so sad that he hasn't been found yet. Is there a plan for finding him this year?

[KatieLyn]

There's something that I'm not supposed to give detail on that's going to happen which may result in finding him if he's at the fest.

[wakeupyounger]

That sounds really exciting!!!!!!!!

[KatieLyn]

It's moderately exciting, yes.

[Drewski27]

so they are going to add the giant milk carton art installation? i hope i can climb inside . . . .

[Stefachink]

I can't wait! .. I'm really excited to see what's gonna be done about this at the festival. It better be noticeable too.

[greghead]

Haha no I didn't pick one off the wall.

I got the symbol of a dove on my wrist, I'll show you all the picture. Keep in mind that I took the photo on my mac and it made it mirror image, but you get the gist.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/diehardHPusedfan111/Photo30.jpg

Nice tattoo, welcome to the wonderful world of adulthood. But I must say, you look much different now than you do in the first page of this thread, did I miss something other than a haircut or something?

[boarderwoozel3]

Katie, with all due respect; if you don't find that kid this year does this thread fade to black? And don't you have a boyfriend anyway? Scandal...

[Stefachink]

Lolol. I think it's the makeup.

[Stefachink]

And dyed hair?

[karma_guy]

this thread is an example of why i love this forum

[superfiction]

i feel like purple holyfuck boy probably isnt even that good looking. no homo. just saying. he looks kinda like a fool from the shitty pictures we have of him

[karma_guy]

perhaps

[boarderwoozel3]

i feel like purple holyfuck boy probably isnt even that good looking. no homo. just saying. he looks kinda like a fool from the shitty pictures we have of him
In all honestly, the guy looks more than a little goofy. I mean who reads at Coachella? During the festival no less!? And no, I don't care if it was between sets. Be social!

[Stefachink]

Definitely agreed. The boy needs to be more intact with his surroundings under certain situations.

[karma_guy]

maybe i'll bring my copy of ulysses and read that

[Drewski27]

naw. fuck that. too each their own. if a kid wants to fucking read, why the fuck shouldnt he? i understand hes at coachella (so much to do and so much to see) but really. who cares? maybe there wasnt a whole lot he wanted to see so he pulled out a book and read. it doesnt look like he was traveling with others anywhoo.

[KatieLyn]

Nice tattoo, welcome to the wonderful world of adulthood. But I must say, you look much different now than you do in the first page of this thread, did I miss something other than a haircut or something?

The picture of paige and I just isn't a great photo of me, I'm sure we've all had unphotogenic moments. But I haven't really changed much besides hair color.

[KatieLyn]

I thought it was rad that he was reading, to each their own indeed. And for all of you worried about the romance of this situation, that isn't the driving force behind it. Now that all this has stirred up around him I just wanna fucking meet the kid, and my boyfriend agrees, he finds this all hilarious =]

And yes, if I don't find him this year, we can let this thread fade I suppose.

[KatieLyn]

Oh oh and also about the difference between me this year and last, last year I had braces and didn't like showing my teeth in photos. That could be it?

[dontfeedthebird]

And yes, if I don't find him this year, we can let this thread fade I suppose.

i have a feeling you're going to meet lots of purple holy fuck shirts.

[emtgreg]

Grillz

[KatieLyn]

Meh.

[greghead]

Let the thread die. Kid was probably gay anyway

[KatieLyn]

Greg, you used to be so supportive. Why the change?

[greghead]

Oh, I still fully support the search for this boy, KatieLyn, in fact, I plan on verbally molesting any curly-haired kids I see in purple Holy Fuck shirts. But what if we don't find this kid? Fate can be a cruel, elusive mistress, and at some point we're going to have to give up our search for this boy.

[anonimouse]

hahahaha wtf!

so i come into this thread 825 posts deep expecting the conversation to be waaaaaaaaaay off topic by this point and find that its not

thats fucking hilarious. gg everyone

[KatieLyn]

Oh, I still fully support the search for this boy, KatieLyn, in fact, I plan on verbally molesting any curly-haired kids I see in purple Holy Fuck shirts. But what if we don't find this kid? Fate can be a cruel, elusive mistress, and at some point we're going to have to give up our search for this boy.

I agree, and as much as it will pain me, I will end the search after this year.

[Goodtoknow]

What a fucking quitter.

[KatieLyn]

I figure one year is a good span of time to look for someone you've never spoken to.

[Todfilm]

I think we need to print up "Have you seen the Boy in the purple Holy Fuck shirt?" shirt.

[Sexecutioner]

you should just give up the search until holy fuck is on the lineup again.

[KatieLyn]

Oh yeah if Holy Fuck shows up on the lineup in future years, this thread will be revived.

[greghead]

Perfect

[jdaws]

your tattoo first reminded me of an outline of the big ole state of texas

[wantabodylikeme]

i really want to show up this weekend in a purple holy fuck t-shirt now

[KatieLyn]

Wantabodylikeme, by all means do so =]


Jdaws, yeah I can see why you think that, especially cause its a mirrored image. But alas, it is the symbol of a dove, not texas.

[jdaws]

ahh when you said mirrored image i was thinking of the mirror effect that you can select within photobooth. and i was like wait a second i don't think that you really used that effect but was like whatevs and left it at that

[KatieLyn]

Haha no, just a flipped image. I put the setting on where it makes them normal now, so I suppose I should take a new photo of it.

[KatieLyn]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v289/diehardHPusedfan111/Photo62.jpg

just the tat.

[Egull]

So, if you do find him, what happens?

[KatieLyn]

I explain the thread and everyone's fascination with finding him over the past five years, i hand him a copy of the zine (which i'm now allowed to tell you all about and will do in my next post) that has his photo on the back, I take a picture with him, invite him to hang out with myself and my friends, and if not, we go our seperate ways and I can die happy.

[KatieLyn]

I get to announce more about that whole thing after 3 today, so keep watching.

[michaelmontanez]

it sure would suck if he didn't speak much english

[KatieLyn]

...this thought has not occurred to me.

[ambient sounds]

well if he was reading a book in English im sure he would know how to speak it

[KatieLyn]

Ah, there you go. Logic that I don't consider, yet makes perfect sense.

[KatieLyn]

Look out for the Zine Coachella 2009 handbook that's going to be passed around, there's a thing on the back about the boy in the purple holy fuck shirt =]

[KatieLyn]

Just got home.

Didn't find him personally. Let me know if any of you guys saw him!

[superfiction]

i have my own coachella love now. i finally understand. didnt snap any shots of her though :(

[lizng]

Oh, this is terribly sad.

[michaelmontanez]

I'm sorry you didn't find purple shirt guy.

[billtino]

i found a slow walking MAN (not boy) maybe ~40yrs old wearing a purple Holy Fuck shirt on Friday around 4:45 in the food court across the Mojave. i thought maybe i should take a pic, but man...those garlic fries were good.

[stephen22]

what if he passed away since the last coachella?


every once in a while I think....man, how many of the people here are at their last coachella and don't even know it.

[lusciouslou]

i too found my coachella love. we danced together during crookers hoped it would never end! i now get this thread! maybe i should start a "girl in the red shorts and bikini top in the sahara during crookers" thread haha.

aww coachella, what you do to me.

[KatieLyn]

I'm glad other people are experiencing Coachella love =]


Also, I understand not taking a photo of the man in the purple holy fuck shirt, those garlic fries WERE good.

[cansei de ser sexme]

I have a similar story to this about the tall girl with the face paint.

I saw her at bloody beetroots and was like OK :thu then on sunday she parked her car at the same time as me in the same lot like three spaces down and I was like OK! :lips Then she left at the same time as me during the cure and walked the same way to our car in the same lot. Meow :cat

[KatieLyn]

I have a similar story to this about the tall girl with the face paint.

I saw her at bloody beetroots and was like OK :thu then on sunday she parked her car at the same time as me in the same lot like three spaces down and I was like OK! :lips Then she left at the same time as me during the cure and walked the same way to our car in the same lot. Meow :cat

Fate gave you these three chances and you didn't talk to her?? Please tell me you talked to her.

[cansei de ser sexme]

Not exactly... :(

[KatieLyn]

Aww cansei, that saddens me. We need to find this girl!

[Devin the Dude]

hah dang high school reprazent.

err.. says boy with failed shirt idea.

[KatieLyn]

hah dang high school reprazent.

err.. says boy with failed shirt idea.

Your shirt idea didn't work out then?

[Devin the Dude]

not at all. i was too fucked up on friday by the time we got in, and my bitchy little friend who was tagging along did not want to deal with this whole meetup thing.

didn't end up going saturday.

sunday i wore the shirt again but nobody spotted it.

ah well, next year i'm not bringing any female baggage. lol

[lusciouslou]

oh man! you had a PERFECT opportunity! should of gone for it!

who knows you two could have been getting married in vegas about now haha.

[lusciouslou]

coachella crush's do make you feel good!

[montezdotcom]

wow i wish i was reading a book at metric so i get a piece of that

lulz.

[greghead]

Not exactly... :(

Ouch. I know how that goes. Better luck next year, I suppose

[KatieLyn]

So did anyone check out the back of that zine handout and see the purple holy fuck shirt boy pictures?

[greghead]

I never saw the zine :(

[lusciouslou]

So did anyone check out the back of that zine handout and see the purple holy fuck shirt boy pictures?

i didnt see the zine either. online version err wut?!

pics err wut?

[McAwesome]

I made sure to check the shirt of EVERY purple shirted male I saw. I never found the purple holy fuck shirt boy. I'm sorry. I tried. Really.

[mfnalaska]

Hey guys...

We were working for the festival, running DIY Art Workshops all weekend in the campground. My group, Zineworks, was making mini zines and collage each day, and we put out a zine resource guide. I put a wanted ad for TBITPHFS on the back cover. We handed out several hundred of these over the weekend, and we're waiting to hear from the boy himself. We got lots of intrigue and high fives, but no real bites. I guess we'll see what happens when these things get out into the world.

You can download the PDFs from our site (and see lots of pics up this weekend) at www.iheartyes.com/zineworks

or PM me and I'll be happy to send you a few of your very own.

alaska

[KatieLyn]

And there you are! Information straight from the source. I met alaska at the fest, and she is a very nice lady indeed.

[Creeper]

^I love your passion on finding this character u got a crush!!! <3 :D
Hey you know what they say...."Theres always next year!"

[lusciouslou]

haha they even have an email address just in case you know the boy in the purple holy fuck shirt.

one step closer.
theboyinthepurpleshirt@gmail.com

[KatieLyn]

Oh yeah I forgot to plug the email address, thanks lusciouslou!

[AlecEiffel]

I saw somebody in a home made purple Holy Fuck shirt (I mean home made. It looks like they died the shirt and everything), but it very much was not the boy in the purple Holy Fuck shirt.

[Devin the Dude]

so what do you like most about tbitphfs? is it his dark hair, his long, slender physique, his literary genius, or his apparent taste in music?

jw lol

[KatieLyn]

Literary genius/music/hair, I do believe.


Also, I'm upset that I didn't see any purple holy fuck shirt impersonators.

[slurpee]

KatieLyn, I truly admire your spirit.

Keep up trying my friend. Keep trying.

[CalmerThanYou]

AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

katie i heart you.

[KatieLyn]

I heart you too kolby!

ALSO, kolby, once again I didn't get to meet you at the fest!

[lusciouslou]

Oh yeah I forgot to plug the email address, thanks lusciouslou!

no problame-o.

i knew i should of worn my purple shirt to the fields! not a holy fuck shirt but maybe i could of fooled you lol.

lets all send massive amounts of emails to GV telling them to book holy fuck for 2010. that dude will definitely show up! come on everybody lets help katie out!

[KatieLyn]

Here here!
Good idea. Except I really doubt that golden voice gives a fuck about my teenage romance.

[Drewski27]

i think it would work well as a band name or something.

[lusciouslou]

Here here!
Good idea. Except I really doubt that golden voice gives a fuck about my teenage romance.

all we need for GV to do is book holy fuck next year, and hope your boo shows up.

[KatieLyn]

If I was musically inclined I would form said band.

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

why not just walk around the festival with posters for the lad?
or post up flyers saying "lost boy" and have a pic of him up haha

i wonder if he reads the boards....

[KatieLyn]

why not just walk around the festival with posters for the lad?
or post up flyers saying "lost boy" and have a pic of him up haha

i wonder if he reads the boards....

There were fliers passed out.

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

hahaha i must have missed that :D
pass more out next year!
tape them up!
print shirts!
tattoo "do you know the boy in the purple holy fuck shit?" on your forehead!!!
ha

[KatieLyn]

Great idea. I'll get right on that.

[fire_in_cairo]

<3 purple Holy Fuck shirt

[loslosbaby]

I know that dude!

What's it worth to you!

I know:
- His name
- Where he lives
- His MySpace
- What he does (that's a freebie: He's a surveyor)
- What state he lives in (hint: state in a Tom Cruise movie involving wagons)

....etc!

I heard he was there, passed out on the floor flat in one of the beer tents!

(He's a nice guy but when he gets lit I want to kick his ass)...

I'd say its worth 5$ For me to mutually let him/you know what's up :) I better give you some proof I know the dude:

- Always has a very short beard
- Has light blue eyes
- Round face
- Lazy rock star smile
- Always yells like a fool at rock shows (if he likes them)
- Southern Accent

What say you? Is it worth 5$ to know the mystery "boy"? I'm saving to get married and buy a house (hint: in a state where you can buy a two story house for 49,000$), so I'm a merciless rat about it!

G.

[PassiveTheory]

Scam.

[loslosbaby]

How silly is that.

Anyway, this dude and I, the last time we saw each other (at a show at a small music venue in my town) he was sooooo drunk, that he jumped on the (1" high) stage and got all silly, and started takin' off his clothes to a limited extent. He was silly in the parking lot, trying to hang all over me and my GF and I had to straighten him out a little.

He's a musician, somewhat a writer, and a cool guy except when he gets lit.

Mongo want to smash!

Freebie: he's got two sisters, and one has his crazy curly hair (but blonde) and the other one was at C too.

(I went lookin' for his myspace page and I don't think he has one...I'll call my buddy in his small town and just have him put a paper on his truck--he's really gonna get a kick when he finds out he's become a messiah!)

Besides, who ever, ever heard of a 5$ scam?

Another hint: A word in a native american language in this state that means "white guy" is "niholo".

G.

[Dr. Lufs-al-ot]

^ pics or it didnt happen

and i pull $5 scams all the time
OBVIOUSLY you dont go to the hood
TUH :rolleyes

btw either you're a total liar, or a batshit crazy stalker. Either way, wanna make out behind the gas and go?

[loslosbaby]

^ pics or it didnt happen

and i pull $5 scams all the time
OBVIOUSLY you dont go to the hood
TUH :rolleyes

btw either you're a total liar, or a batshit crazy stalker. Either way, wanna make out behind the gas and go?

Dig it...ok, check it: I'll bump into him this weekend at the club (in my town--not his, his town is too small) and I'll get a picture of both of us...OR, I'll ask him to wear THE SHIRT how'z that?!

LOL...maybe I should take bids?

G.

p.s. (and with regards to the hood...yeah, the hood come to me; I'm from Hollywood (grew up on 1200 block of Las Palmas) but I used to date a gal down off of Alameda and 45th, and used to go to the Coliseum allllll the time to watch street races (GO RX2's all the way baby). Anyone knows IN-N-OUT as the good burger stand, and some know Tommy's, but, who else but a LA boy knows The Pastrami Stand?

p.p.s. I didn't go to Coachella, and I wish I coulda have...last big outdoor music fest I went to was Rave On The Rocks (Red Rocks, in Denver...Oakenfold, Fatboy, Ronnie Size, Crystal Method, etc....was...life-changing :)

[Principal Onyx Blackman]

Holy fuckin' fail.

[loslosbaby]

Hey, I just think its really insanely cool that this guy I know has turned into the next religious figure in CA, just by being slightly weird and reading a book on the ground!

Awesome!

That's just so CA!

Its weird to see pictures of people you know, somewhere else...sometimes here in (nowhereville state I'm in) its just too easy to imagine people staying rooted in their little (town redacted) that they live in.

Ok...next hint. His nick-name form of his name (like "Greg" from "Gregory") is 5 letters long, ends in "y", although his formal-form name is 6 letters long. Starts with "D".

G.

[loslosbaby]

Ok ok ok, I finally found a picture of the dude.


(picture deleted for now; will get a new picture this week)

That's him, hell, I recognized him in this thread just by the darned hair.

G.

[greghead]

fail.

That doesn't even look remotely like the kid in the first post.

[loslosbaby]

Yeah, that's a picture from a two years ago (he was playin' guitar all the time then, now is playing bass in his band).

I'll get a pic of him sittin on the ground, in the same shirt/shoes and you'll check it out....

Dig this one factoid: See on the stereo, above his head? There's two duo-decahedrons, "twenty sided" shapes. Those he brought back from Coachella 2007, check it. They made them this year too at the crafts tent with the zines.

See, I know this guy and recognized him instantly when someone else (who was at Coachella) saw him there but laid low (Drama) and then sent me the link. Just cuz someone you know doesn't photograph the same way twice in 2 years+ don't make it not-so. You'll see.

Now its 6$.

G.

[greghead]

No. You still fail.

This has to be an alias. Meow Mixer?

[loslosbaby]

Nope, I'm the real deal...(this is me):

http://www.myspace.com/loslosbaby
http://twitter.com/loslosbaby

Etc. Seriously, I think this is the guy.

G.

[greghead]

I'm not interesting in looking at your myspace, thanks though.

It looks nothing like BITPHFS, seriously

G.

[Drewski27]

wow. you must do a hell of a lot of cocaine.

[KatieLyn]

1. Picture got deleted so I don't believe shit.
2. I'm not giving you any money, I'm not that desperate.
3. He's a not a religious figure out here. It's more of a comical lost and found that's been waging for a year now, and though i'd like to find him because I'm stubborn and wish to succeed, I'm not going to any other state or giving you money, as I previously stated.
4. You go ahead and get that holy fuck shirt picture, or else no one here will care.
5. I concur, you must do a lot of cocaine.

[DRcube]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b53/csr27/RickJames_cocaine.jpg

[MissingPerson]

Sweet leaping mother of Christ.

Remind me never to even think about cocaine for the rest of my life.

[KatieLyn]

Hmm. No more news from loslosbaby, so I'ma go with a no on that one 100%.

[greghead]

I dig your avatar, K

[KatieLyn]

Thanks =] took those photos today, decided to make use of them.

[Ill_Eagle]

I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at.

[KatieLyn]

I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at.

Eh, get your eyes checked?

[Ill_Eagle]

Eyes are fine. Picture sucks something awful.

[djandrews25]

If you make your pixels gigantic, then we can barely make out your pictures. Right now each picture is about 2 milimeters by 2 millimeters, each of the 4.

[KatieLyn]

I'm not trying to have anyone make out the picture necessarily...I just put it up to have a different avatar. Dunno why this is such an issue.

[djandrews25]

Its not, i can tell what is going on in thoes pictures, kinda. I was just bored and started posting.

[Ill_Eagle]

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/photos/sorry.jpg

[Drewski27]

they just want a better view of your bewbs. there i said it.

[Ill_Eagle]

I was not informed that there was worthy bewbage in this thread.

[Dogvolta]

they just want a better view of your bewbs. there i said it.

what a horribly true thing to say.

[loslosbaby]

Hey what can I say, I'm working on the picture already for Crust's sake.

The dude I think we're talkin' about works like 7/week and is hard to get ahold of. He went with his sisters and I got one of them to pass a message to him. Since he's a surveyor (for the oil business), he's often out of cell range for a few days at a time.

Maybe he's not the dude, maybe he's just a guy that was a coachella in a purple holy fuck shirt with curly hair, that is not the other dude, dressed up as a dude, being thought he was a another dude.

G.

p.s. (and more pictures of boobs is good. boobs have been proven to keep weird people from weirding out, violent people from going off, or horny people from going to work)

p.p.s. no cocaine for this boy, no drugs 'cept whiskey thanks! You little kids and your whackey pills, so cute!

[Drewski27]

Hey what can I say, I'm working on the picture already for Crust's sake.

The dude I think we're talkin' about works like 7/week and is hard to get ahold of. He went with his sisters and I got one of them to pass a message to him. Since he's a surveyor (for the oil business), he's often out of cell range for a few days at a time.

Maybe he's not the dude, maybe he's just a guy that was a coachella in a purple holy fuck shirt with curly hair, that is not the other dude, dressed up as a dude, being thought he was a another dude.

G.

p.s. (and more pictures of boobs is good. boobs have been proven to keep weird people from weirding out, violent people from going off, or horny people from going to work)

p.p.s. no cocaine for this boy, no drugs 'cept whiskey thanks! You little kids and your whackey pills, so cute!

you dont do drugs? i dont believe you.
youre fucking wierd.

[KatieLyn]

Meh to everything posted above, bewbs and what not, except that dog. I have no idea why that dog was posted, but it's fucking cute as hell.

Had a dog like that once, his name was Archie.

[airguitarvet]

any luck finding the purple fuck
?

[KatieLyn]

Some guy claims he knows him. We'll see how that pans out.

[ivankay]

you dont do drugs? i dont believe you.
youre fucking wierd.


Plenty of weird people not on drugs in the world.

[KatieLyn]

Plenty of weird people not on drugs in the world.

Very true.

[Drewski27]

i still think hes on something . . . .

[Electrotek]

Cliffs?

[Drewski27]

what?

[KatieLyn]

Yeah. What?

[anonimouse]

i believe he was asking for this

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p272/williamgatesenson/holyfuckcliffs2.jpg

[BlackSwan]

I can't believe this thread is still going.

[Stefachink]

Hahaha! Cliff Notes .. that's pretty hilarious.

[KatieLyn]

Brilliant idea. I need to get some of those actually, but for Frankenstein. So I don't fail english.

[MissingPerson]

Frankenstein is an amazing book and Mary Shelley was bloody amazing.

Suck it, Jane Austen, with all your bloody manners.

[KatieLyn]

I don't like reading books when I have to read them for school, so I normally just don't try and spark notes.

[MissingPerson]

It's brilliant. Loads of "classics" are totally overrated, but not Frankenstein, it doesn't get enough love at all. The last half of Dracula is a freaking property ownership thriller, for Christ's sake. Frankenstein has loads of way more awesome child murder.

[greghead]

MP is right, Frankenstein is a brilliant book, and definitely my favorite of the Victorian moral horror stories. You should be able to get through it in a night or two, plus you can always use the internet to fill in anything you may have overlooked.

[JebusLives]

I enjoyed Franenstein a lot. Dracula was pretty good, but having seen Copola's film version first, I felt the book would have benefited a lot by making Dracula a tragic figure. Instead, he's simply a monster. Conversely, the Branaugh version of Frankenstein fucking blows - don't bother watching it.

[Devin the Dude]

i got a pretty cool blank purple shirt the other day that i am having trouble thinking of things to write on.

halp?

[Drewski27]

i <3 unicorns.

[Devin the Dude]

not a bad idea. not a bad one at all. if there are no other takers, i will put this on said shirt in a day or so.

[KatieLyn]

Write holy fuck on it.

[Drewski27]

yes that is an obvious choice as well. or you could just silk screen a bunch of cute kittens. that goes well with purple.

[KatieLyn]

I wonder what ever happened to that guy who claimed to know my boy.

[slurpee]

I wonder what ever happened to that guy who claimed to know my boy.

Fictional claim to get your hopes up?

I hope not.....

How in holy fuck has this boy not found out about this???

[frazzles]

No bullshit, I may have been standing right next to this dude on Sunday when I was waiting for Lupe. I even saved his spot while he went to go fill up his water bottles.

But it could have been some other generic looking dude who reads not only in between acts, but during them as well.

[greghead]

Did you tell him that the internet has been searching for him?

[frazzles]

It didn't dawn on me until now.

I think I had maybe 15 posts before Coachella and they were mostly in our camping thread.

[Devin the Dude]

i'm not writing the name of a band i don't like on it.

it's going to have a picture of a decapitated unicorn, with the phrase "NEVER FORGET" beneath it. final.

[Stefachink]

Oh yeah, I saw a Chrysler car commercial last night and it had Holy Fuck's Lovely Allen playing in the background. Thought that was pretty awesome. First one who can find it wins a thank you.

[Stefachink]

Nevermind, I found it. Too bad embedding is disabled. I guess I win the thank you then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwZRBhYVv78

[Ill_Eagle]

Thank you?

[KatieLyn]

Frazzles, did you by chance catch the genre of the book he was reading?

[frazzles]

No. I could tell you that he had by far the worst handwriting I've seen on someone over 8, though.

[KatieLyn]

Aw how endearing.

[boarderwoozel3]

I'm waiting to find out BinPHFS is gay.

[KatieLyn]

I'm waiting to find out BinPHFS is gay.

Why? Are you gay and trying to steal him from me?

[frazzles]

I thought Paige was the one more enamored with random dude.

[KatieLyn]

Meh not by much. We all equally were intrigued by him. I'm just the one who persisted.

[boarderwoozel3]

Why? Are you gay and trying to steal him from me?

He's aaalllll yours either way. I'm in it strictly for the lulz.

[Devin the Dude]

i like your signature boarderwoozel3.

[KatieLyn]

I graduate next thursday. =]

[frazzles]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3600/1224506042350.gif

[djandrews25]

Holy fuck is playing saturday in la, you should go find him there.

[KatieLyn]

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3600/1224506042350.gif

That's right.

[gaypalmsprings]

http://www.bobgentry.com/blog/dancing_bear.gif

[Drewski27]

Holy fuck is playing saturday in la, you should go find him there.

ill be there. in my purple shirt. giving out free hugs.

[djandrews25]

ill look for you. until i forget.

[KatieLyn]

GPS you should come to my graduation for the hell of it.

Actually no, you most likely wouldn't want to sit through hours of name calling just to hear the name of a girl you know from a message board.

[Devin the Dude]

Holy Fuck is also playing tomorrow in San Diego. if anyone wants to give me a ride, i'll pay for gas and smoke you out like an 8th. :]

[BROKENDOLL]

GPS you should come to my graduation for the hell of it.

Actually no, you most likely wouldn't want to sit through hours of name calling just to hear the name of a girl you know from a message board.
Why not? We sit through pages of name calling hoping to see a guy we don't know on the message board.

[KatieLyn]

This is true brokendoll, and just for that you too are invited to my graduation.

[Drewski27]

. . . . and Holy Fuck was amazing. i also purchased a grey/green Holy Fuck shirt. they had a pink one but not a purple. i would have bought the purple one too. had they had it.

[KatieLyn]

I'm starting to think that that purple shirt was a one time thing, or something he made himself, at a shirt printing place or something.



I get to go check out of highschool today =]

[Devin the Dude]

i missed Holy Fuck on Sunday because i could not score a ride.

oh, tragedy. :/

[greghead]

Congratulations on getting done with school, K. What's next, are you planning on college?

[KatieLyn]

Community College for two years, seeing as I don't have enough money for anywhere else yet. Then, however, i'ma transfer and major in Global Development Studies with a minor in photo journalism. I haven't decided where to transfer yet, but Seattle Pacific sounds cool along with some other private colleges.

[boarderwoozel3]

SPU? Interesting.

[KatieLyn]

Yeah I have a friend going there and she loves it. I also really like that area. Anywhere that's green and rainy is like heaven after 18 years in a desert. There's a chance my parents won't help pay for college unless I stay in California, so if that's the case I'll probably head up to San Francisco or somewhere else up North.

[prettydirtything]

I am amazed this thread is still going. I suspect "KatieLyn" must be charming and/or good looking, or people would stop trying to help.

So, 33 pages of props to your temperament, and/or your physique.

No fuckin' clue as the to BITPHFS whereabouts however. I'll check in on this thread next year.

[Devin the Dude]

she's underaged. we are creeps. what are you thinking? duh.

[frazzles]

She's 18 now and I'm only turning 20 in October.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Katiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee.

[KatieLyn]

Exactly frazzles, I am 18 now, and also graduating tonight!!

[frazzles]

18, out of high school, and closer to 19 by Coachella 2010. Sounds delightful to me.

I'll have to add a purple Holy Fuck shirt to my collection of shit to bring next year. You'll find me in the Sahara looking like someone from out of Tron.

[KatieLyn]

Duly noted.

[prettydirtything]

she's underaged. we are creeps. what are you thinking? duh.

Thats not cool. This thread has more replies than any Questions thread, save "Where'd the D*** Thread go?/F*ck Search Button". My new theory is that the 984 replies posted before I wandered in are because people are concerned about TBiTPHFS.

http://ty.rannosaur.us/wp-content/uploads/unsolvedmysteries.jpg

[MissingPerson]

It's simple.

This thread is an island of gentle positive cosiness in a sea of lurid neon PLUR and impotent internet knob-waggling contests. Thus, even the most chemically addled or dysfunctionally sociopathic among us come here from time to time to kick back, chill out a bit, and take our seat at the comfortable non-drama of the grand BiTPHFS saga.

Like a repeat of Friends, it's entirely non-threatening, yet reliably entertaining. Aah.

[Devin the Dude]

i concur. not best, but definitely most Delightful thread ever. simply sensational.

[KatieLyn]

Why thank you all.


So I'm graduated! I just woke up from lack of grad night sleep. Good night. I am content.

[Devin the Dude]

hahaha grad night. that was such a joke. our school tried to require it. i ditched.

[KatieLyn]

i thought it was fun.

[Devin the Dude]

ours was in the gym. nooooo thanxx.

disneyland grad night was fun though.

[KatieLyn]

Indeed it was. I went on space mountain and then got some of that dank bread bowl gumbo.

[frazzles]

We had our Grad Night in like, late April or early May to beat the retard madness.

And it was still madness. It was just a little disillusioning to walk into Disneyland and hear "ALL SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKAS!" blaring throughout, though.

[KatieLyn]

We had our Grad Night in like, late April or early May to beat the retard madness.

And it was still madness. It was just a little disillusioning to walk into Disneyland and hear "ALL SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET MOTHERFUCKAS!" blaring throughout, though.

Holy shit that's exactly what it is. Yeah it was weird.
My boyfriend and a few other friends and I walked over to the dancefloor, and heard the cheap hip hop and saw the awkward ghetto kids dance, and then we said fuck it and went on space mountain.

[frazzles]

I found it funny how when I went, there were about 4 separate dancefloors and shit; each stereotypical. Blacks in the Hippity Hoppity place, Mexicans (I don't want any politically correct bullshit, if you're in Southern California, you're Mexican as far as I'm concerned for generalizations) with the Machete, Reggaeton, etc, White people listening to rock/that pop-rock shit, and Asians all up in generally bland electronic shit (think Tiesto).

I hate that I'm a people watcher, sometimes.

[KatieLyn]

What year did you graduate? Because all of that is still exactly the same.

[frazzles]

pfft...it was only 2 years ago. I swear, every school everywhere had at least one 007/James Bond themed dance that year. My school happened to have had 2.

God, I never thought I'd say I'd miss California, but Louisiana blows too much. Dry heat>This humid shit.

[ADGZ662]

The memory that stands out most from my grad night '02 was my buddies and I boarding Splash Mtn one last time before we had to exit the park around 5 - 6 am, smoking dank during ride, jumping out of log ride once we came back to the boarding station because 4-5 security guards were waiting for us I assume to arrest detain us. I jump out of log, run towards the parking lot only to find out that I ran to the wrong side of the parking lot (that year there was two different parking areas and they were very far apart) takes me about another 20 -30 mins to get to the lot where our school bus was. Luckily it was still there waiting for me but everyone was pissed off at me.


Oh and the best part I mistakingly threw away 350$$$ in gift money as I was running from security thinking it was my bag of weed. =0

[KatieLyn]

That sounds shitty, but makes for good story I suppose.

[Aurgasm]

holy fuck has been told about this thread a badrillion times. they hope it works out

[Devin the Dude]

how awesome. haha! :]

s3xx

[KatieLyn]

haha have they really?
rad.