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Slangevar
04-29-2008, 03:00 PM
1. "COACHELLA - LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!" -Every rock singer/loud DJ/rapper

2. "Wow, it's really hot here! It's not this hot where we come from." -Every U.K.-based act

3. "No, you can't turn right." -The cop who never lets us turn right out of Lot 4 at the end of the night

4. "Are they all out of toilet paper?" -Some girl looking for a clean stall in the Sahara tent port-o-potties after dark

5. "That's REALLY loud... who's playing over there?" -Folksy Outdoor stage acts scheduled opposite loud Main stage bands

psychoc&ndy
04-29-2008, 10:48 PM
haha all very true. the swell season during raconteurs was one of those folk - mainstage conflicts. he kept telling the sound guy to turn it up and i don't think i have ever heard an acoustic guitar played so loud. damn good though

adeline3
04-30-2008, 08:57 AM
do you know where i can get some pills?

COOOAAAACCHHEEELLLLAAAAAAAA!!!

MarkO
04-30-2008, 09:07 AM
Fuck Bush.

canexplain
04-30-2008, 10:09 AM
Fuck Bush.

thats funny, thankfully you wont or shouldnt hear it next year ....x****

ya, but the "its fucking hot here" for sure, hey its a desert gang ....

anonimouse
04-30-2008, 05:12 PM
dude i hear **fill in the blank with some big band like radiohead/u2/etc** is playing a surprise set at the **fill in the blank with any stage or tent**

Todfilm
04-30-2008, 05:44 PM
"Anybody got any tickets?" followed shortly by "Anybody need tickets?"

Slangevar
04-30-2008, 06:27 PM
"Anybody got any tickets?" followed shortly by "Anybody need tickets?"


LOL!

aprillynnn
04-30-2008, 06:41 PM
It's fucking HOT!

quicksand
04-30-2008, 10:09 PM
"Anybody got any tickets?" followed shortly by "Anybody need tickets?"

Fresh out of the car on Friday we were bombarded with "Anybody need tickets anybody need tickets anybody need tickets anybody need tickets anybody need tickets" over and over. He was saying it like a statement as opposed to a question.

quicksand
04-30-2008, 10:12 PM
A Daft Punk remix

"All we have is XL"

"Can I hit that man?" or "Cool if I take a hit?"

"Coachella T-Shirt FIVE DOLLAZ!" in the parking lot

jimmycrackcorn
04-30-2008, 10:33 PM
"Anybody got any tickets?" followed shortly by "Anybody need tickets?"

:rotfl AGREED
my girlfriend had a great idea for a funny shirt about this...
maybe next year i'll be wearing it...
-shrugs-

Binku
05-01-2008, 09:53 AM
"It feels like home."

"It's 8am and I'm awake?!"

"I need waaaater!"

"Is this your first year?"

and always something about the porti-potties being disgusting.

wakeupyounger
05-01-2008, 10:02 AM
So, who are you here to see?

Vic Viper
05-01-2008, 10:37 AM
"So, where you all/yall/you guys from?"
"Boards of Canada for 200_"

tiffdud41
05-01-2008, 10:55 AM
"PRINCE!!"

"PORTISHEAD!!""

shmamber
05-01-2008, 11:04 AM
"Anybody got any tickets?" followed shortly by "Anybody need tickets?"

OMG SO TRUE. I was so totally ready to deck one of those scalpers by Sunday...

emtgreg
05-01-2008, 11:20 AM
one guy was like "do you have any tickets to sell?", me, being the naiive fool i was replied with "uhh, you can buy them from the box office you know..." hes all "yeah i know" and gave me a dirty look...

chairmenmeow47
05-01-2008, 11:47 AM
i just hope that "hey pink bikini girl, do a handstand for us" doesn't become something i hear every year from the heineken people :rolleyes

KatieLyn
05-01-2008, 05:42 PM
"what the fuck"

"do you have any drugs?"

SecretPrescription
05-01-2008, 06:01 PM
"god damn its fuckin hot"
"i'm high as hell"
"excuse me, my friends are over there" (crowd navigating)
"my life has changed"
"HOW much are the beers?!?"

Slangevar
05-01-2008, 09:01 PM
"Coachella T-Shirt FIVE DOLLAZ!" in the parking lot

On Friday morning, my friend who's never been before was like, "hey, $10 shirts are pretty good... should we get one?" I said, "Wait until Sunday." Sure 'nuff... "Coachella T-Shirt - FIVE DOLLAZ! Last chance!" Love that Sunday discount!

twoheadedboy
05-01-2008, 09:34 PM
"dude do you have a light?"
(i heard that one 782357094210721851 times in the do lab this year)

"is that the mojave?"
(dumbass pointing to the outdoor theatre)

"she is FUCKED up"
(friends pointing at random girls who have lost their tops and are drooling on very unattractive men)

"i think i just stepped on something"
(the people who went barefoot)

Sokkerkid101
05-01-2008, 10:11 PM
do you know where i can get some pills?



+1 except for me some guy said "I am really desperate for some pills mad and I see you guys playing with those glow sticks..." LOL

hey look its 11:11 WOW!

MantisMel
05-27-2008, 06:07 AM
So, who are you here to see?

Worst pick-up line EVER!!!

jonnypark
05-27-2008, 08:54 AM
2. "Wow, it's really hot here! It's not this hot where we come from." -Every U.K.-based act
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Nice!

Geno_g
05-27-2008, 09:55 AM
"Do you know where I can score some smoke?"
Asked in the campgrounds and in the festival, if you know your going to a music festival you better bring your own party supplies.

PassiveTheory
05-27-2008, 10:14 AM
"Is your hair real?" followed by "Can I touch it?"

"NICE FRO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"

"Hey, lemme take a picture with you!"

algunz
05-27-2008, 10:15 AM
"Hey, there's Passive."

Roadkillhighway951
05-27-2008, 10:46 AM
1-dingle dangle jingle jangle
2-barf barf, hold my hair
3-dude i love this band, who is it.
4-far away farts from the port o' potties
5-hey let's pretend we are resting on the ground, then trip them folks

HEADSTRUCK
05-27-2008, 12:37 PM
"Hey, there's Passive."

i heard that one

rrrafe
05-30-2008, 12:27 AM
"The security are a bunch of nazis!"

PC-2 Violence
05-30-2008, 02:51 AM
"Im high as fuck."

"These books contain some of the purest knowledge on the planet."

"Anybody got tickets?/Anybody need tickets?"

"WHAT IS THAT...THAT IS...WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???"

"Do you guys have a beer?"

Xenocide
05-30-2008, 08:03 AM
"When Prince is done raping dead babies, GET IN MY VAN!!"


"Hey! It's the guy from TLGM's avatar, let's punch him in the face..."


"FUCK Jack Johnson!"


"Where are you at? You're where?? Wait, huh, I can't hear you... Where are you at..." (repeated over and over while talking on a cell phone and roaming the grounds)

HEADSTRUCK
05-30-2008, 08:55 AM
"
"Hey! It's the guy from TLGM's avatar, let's punch him in the face..."



hahaha

garrett222
05-30-2008, 10:33 AM
i heard that one

I said that one.

thelastgreatman
05-30-2008, 11:50 AM
"Your cock is amazing."

thelastgreatman
05-30-2008, 11:51 AM
(that was a lob there, kids. Somebody do it justice in reply)

fiyahhh!
05-31-2008, 05:19 AM
that'll be two dollars.
that'll be four dollars.

bliss209
05-31-2008, 05:34 AM
"dude!! I just had it..... it was right here!!! Where the fuck did it go?"

"Fuck that security...... im just gonna do it"

"who is that? ..... is that..... no its not"
(people thinking everyone who walks by is a celebrity)

"I think its right here........wait.... no........lets go back this way"
(people looking for their campground)

"ooooooooohhhhh i'm sssssoooooo high"

zenidogx
05-31-2008, 11:00 AM
"take a hit, bro"

bluerhymenoceros
05-31-2008, 09:14 PM
"DUDE THIS GUY KNOWS *walks over to you* HEY YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN get SOME MAN?"

Boourns
05-31-2008, 09:21 PM
Worst pick-up line EVER!!!

I don't think it's a pickup line, more of an easy conversation starter. I asked everyone I met this, even Paul Tollett. And I asked St. Vincent who she had seen so far.

Ardentbiscuit
06-01-2008, 06:35 AM
What I hear every year...either said to me or near me.

Someone in the bathroom line turns around after waiting way too long for 1 person and says, "Jesus, what the hell are they doing in there, I hope it's good drugs"

In the Sahara tent, "I hope this Dj remixes some Underworld or Daft Punk".

In the parking lot, "What time did you get here? I can't find my car? How did you find your car?"

In the food area, "WTF 10 dollars for a hamburger."

Walking between stages, "I'm really lost and I can't find my friends, what do I do?"

Boourns
06-01-2008, 10:45 AM
"Got any shrooms?"

"Where can I get some shrooms?"

Memorial_07
06-01-2008, 06:12 PM
1. Your lucky to live here. (my response) "No I'm not."

2. That'll be $2.00

3. Can you move for me please? (No)

4. Fuck, my legs hurt.

5. I have to walk back to the parking lot...shit.

thatfinkleygirl
06-01-2008, 09:08 PM
"Anybody got any tickets?" followed shortly by "Anybody need tickets?"


"Coachella T-Shirt FIVE DOLLAZ!"

HAHAHAHAH so true!!!

world capsized
06-05-2008, 03:54 PM
"DUDE THIS GUY KNOWS *walks over to you* HEY YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN get SOME MAN?"

HAHAHA LOVE THIS!!!

greghead
06-06-2008, 11:52 PM
"Can I hit that shit?"

"Fuck it's hot"

"How you all doin out there?" (coming from stages)

"What time is it?"

"So much fine pussy around here"

Backwater
06-07-2008, 12:53 AM
Top five things heard at Bonnaroo:

"Doses!"
"Headies"
Rolls!"
Molly!"
Yeyo!"

luveebunni08
06-09-2008, 02:51 PM
1) "anybody have any tickets?/anybody have any tickets?"

2) "it's so HOT!!"

3) "best coachella ever"

those are probably the things i hear every single year. the last two not so much but more at coachella than any other venue.

4) some comment about how gross the porto potties are.

5) "i saw 'insert band here' i can die happy"

hendrixfan143
06-09-2008, 07:32 PM
" So where are you from?"

indiekid89
06-16-2008, 06:56 PM
"Do u have a lighter?"

PC-2 Violence
08-01-2008, 01:39 AM
"I am so happy to be hear."

"It's all medical out there bro."

"I have acid"

morelifefucker
08-06-2008, 10:52 AM
do you know where i can get some pills?

COOOAAAACCHHEEELLLLAAAAAAAA!!!

after that said, the reply " are you a cop? "

SFChrissy
08-06-2008, 10:58 AM
can I buy some of your pot
Can I have a hit
churro
it's hot
I need some water
Where the Fuck is the Car!!!

bluemamba
08-06-2008, 05:06 PM
Where the fuck is my underwear??

Dude where my pot??

I feel a little dizzy

Are you gonna finish that?

Can i have some of your water?? i just wana drop this.

Sonicifyouwantit
08-06-2008, 07:48 PM
Im coming back EVERY year!
This is your 7th coachella?? (digit changes each year though)
what tent is this?
COACHELLAAAAA!
Jesus, thats a lot of people

EDIT: honorable mention: is this lot C?

zenidogx
08-06-2008, 08:20 PM
when i'm walking from a tent:
"is [so and so] still playing?"

locachica73
08-06-2008, 08:22 PM
being the only girl coming out of the port o john with handy wipes and hand sanitizer... i heard... OH MY GOD.... YOU FUCKING ROCK..... YOUR MY NEW BEST FRIEND. :)

frozen pilgrim
08-06-2008, 08:33 PM
things said to me:
"what time is it?"
"wooooo!"
"coachellllaaaaa"
"can I have some water?"
"*wordless but meaningful accidental eye contact and smile during a mutually appreciated concert moment*"

locachica73
08-06-2008, 09:04 PM
as my sister and i walked in there was a group walking in behind us singing... I like big butts and i can not lie... we took it as a compliment although probably not offered up that way.

Ardentbiscuit
08-06-2008, 10:57 PM
5 Things I hear every year

"Hey can I have a smoke? I'll pay you, wait I'm broke, can I have one any way."

Standing by set list sign near entrance to Gobi tent and guy walks up and asks, "Who is this on stage?"

After midnight walking off the polo field and someone starts talking to me about the event, "All I remember is pulling into the campground Thursday night and right now..."

Waiting in the security line to get in and I'm the next person. This is the guy in front of me talking to security, "Really? I can't bring that in? Are you sure? Can you ask someone?"

"hi five!"

bluemamba
08-10-2008, 05:12 PM
"my sack is stuck to the side of my leg"

"Please tell me you didnt swallow my drugs on the way here"

Memorial_07
08-10-2008, 09:55 PM
"my sack is stuck to the side of my leg"

"Please tell me you didnt swallow my drugs on the way here"

I'm the one saying my sack is stuck to my leg.

mittens4kittens
08-12-2008, 11:54 AM
"Oh shit is there hash on that?"

"You are definitely the hottest girl at Coachella."

"Dude they fuckin killed it."

"Man what a let down."

"I'm still pissed that Radiohead isn't playing."

bluemamba
08-16-2008, 04:24 PM
"I have to use the porta pottie but theres a mountain of shit on top of the toilet"

"Did you see that??"

"Why wont you blow me?? its Coachella baby!"

TheGunner'sDream
08-25-2008, 04:54 PM
"What do i have to do to convince you to come in my tent?"

"Your stepping on my feet"

"Dude look what i found!!"

vogina
10-01-2008, 12:53 AM
"Hey can I bum a cigarette?"
"Hey can I see that"
"Thats cool"
"My penis is on fire"

mittens4kittens
10-01-2008, 09:02 AM
"So you blow glass, huh? That's awesome!"

"So you made this hash yourself, huh? That's awesome!"

"Dude, I'M a better DJ than Tiesto."

"Daft Punk! WOOO!"

"Check out the morals on her..."

algunz
10-01-2008, 09:07 AM
"Check out the morals on her..."

My brother and husband call them Bradley Fighting Vehicles, and yes I hear that all day, every day, every year. Ugh.


Also . . .

"Hey, your mom called. She's waiting for you in the Sahara."

paganman7
10-01-2008, 02:39 PM
"Sorry man." (as I trip over some douchebag lying down in the sahara tent

"Who is this playing right now?"

"Is that fucking Perry Ferrell?"

"Can I have that empty water bottle when you're finished?"

"Fuck...it's hot!"

pjrocks7
10-02-2008, 09:54 AM
"it's fuckin HOT"

seriously. even I say it. lol

brenda
10-20-2008, 11:22 AM
can you smelllll it?!

&
its fuckin hot!

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
10-20-2008, 02:44 PM
"Radiohead"

"Epic"

"Hot"

"Fuck this shit!"

"Beer"

nocigarettes
10-20-2008, 03:03 PM
pick up that bottle
how many bottles do we have?
go buy me a water bottle
i need a fuckin' shower
take a picture of us
fuck we missed it/their set
oh shit you're camping
dude after party
lets fuck
where are my pills at?
what is she wearing?
why are they here?

garrett222
10-21-2008, 09:06 AM
do you have a schedule i can borrow?

psycobetabuckdown
10-21-2008, 09:59 AM
do you have a schedule i can borrow?
+1

"Hey can we borrow your hammer?"
(in the campground)

RedThom
10-21-2008, 12:39 PM
"Did you see that?"
"Aww Man, you fucking missed out"
"What time is it?"
"I'm too drunk, I require a hot dog"

psycobetabuckdown
10-24-2008, 09:17 PM
"Check out that guy, he's using a trashcan lid as a hat. That's hella smart."

woogie846
10-25-2008, 01:14 PM
do you have a schedule i can borrow?

Someone has asked me that at least twice a day since Coachella '06.

betao
10-25-2008, 02:08 PM
here's what I remember hearing:

"So who is on next?"

"What time does .... start?"

"Remember last year, when.... "

"hey man you trying to sell?"

"What time is Perry on?"

wtfizzle
04-09-2010, 06:10 PM
whos on mainstage?

SydChaplin25
04-09-2010, 06:26 PM
"I never heard of 'em are they any good?"

"They already played?!?"

"They were much better the last time."

"Can't wait for the sun to come down."

"Water..."

ADrunkPoet
04-09-2010, 06:32 PM
"Can't wait for the sun to go down."

"What do they sound like?"

"Do you want to try to get closer?"

"Daft punk!"

"See you next year?"

candycloud151
04-09-2010, 06:37 PM
"Anybody got any tickets?" followed shortly by "Anybody need tickets?"

i am thinking about the vip gold amex offer for $599.00... do u have vip or know what is included? subject to be searched?

Undies
04-09-2010, 07:51 PM
"Got any bud?"
"Got any E?"
"Got any acid?"
"Got any mushrooms?"
"Where is my other shoe?"

thisdj
04-09-2010, 07:52 PM
"hey who's that guy on my daughter?"

slurpee
04-09-2010, 07:56 PM
At about 10:00 am everyday...

"Damn its hot."

Weatherman
04-10-2010, 11:51 PM
being the only girl coming out of the port o john with handy wipes and hand sanitizer... i heard... OH MY GOD.... YOU FUCKING ROCK..... YOUR MY NEW BEST FRIEND. :)

girls in front of me at port a pottys:

"oh, ugh, you can have this one"

sushibandita
04-10-2010, 11:53 PM
BBBBUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDYYYYY!

The buddy system works like a charm......

Neighborhood Creep
04-11-2010, 04:22 AM
Is this happening?

Only 2 more water bottles

Hey man, got a light?

Check out that chick

That was fucking sick

juloxx
04-11-2010, 09:27 AM
Can I get a hit?

It's So hot

Im trippping ballls!

I'm Rolling sooo hard

I LOVE THIS SONG!

blackchango
04-11-2010, 01:01 PM
Lets go get another beer

AlexBlewHimB4U
04-11-2010, 01:16 PM
Can I get a hit?

It's So hot

Im trippping ballls!

I'm Rolling sooo hard

I LOVE THIS SONG!

Follow me around and you'll hear all of these many, many times haha.

thisdj
04-12-2010, 09:27 AM
"i love you.. i promise it's not the ecstasy talking.."

lagirlwithstyle
04-13-2010, 11:21 AM
Last year, it was Crooker's Remix of Day n Nite. Nearly every damn act in the Sahara tent played it.

It's so hot!

Omg I hope he/she plays _____ (fill in the blank with whatever hit single the band has)

Got any X?

Is there anything other than beer here? (usually said by some girl wrinkling her nose and looking for the hard liquor in Beer Gardens.)

WTF is a spicy pie? (usually said by someone standing in my way of getting to said item.)