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Weeping Willow
04-20-2008, 10:09 PM
both have their advantages/disadvantages. If you were 7 feet tall, you'd have to buy a special bed and your car would have to be specially fitted for you. You would constantly be hitting your head on stuff. People would stare at you either way. If you had to chose between one or the other, which one would you take? Feel free to explain your decision.

Cdubby
04-20-2008, 10:10 PM
7 feet with any resemblance of athleticism and you are at least getting a free college degree > then dwarf status

Weeping Willow
04-20-2008, 10:12 PM
7 feet with any resemblance of athleticism and you are at least getting a free college degree > then dwarf status

But the other way you could be a jockey. could be lucrative and fun.

boarderwoozel3
04-20-2008, 10:18 PM
7 feet tall for sure. I'd like my chances of getting laid as a 7 footer a lot more. Little people are creepy looking. Apologies to any little people reading this, but its true.

paulb
04-21-2008, 01:26 AM
7 feet tall would be dope for concerts....no one blockin your view at all... ill take it.

SheriNOIR
04-21-2008, 01:48 AM
you'd have to buy a special bed, car and trou, but you'd save a sh*tload of cash on ladders.

captncrzy
04-21-2008, 06:54 AM
I heard that midgets can't wipe their own asses-so I pick 7ft.

thepoetblue
04-21-2008, 07:05 AM
Midgets die young.

Blinken
04-21-2008, 08:29 AM
7 ft tall, NBA here i come

miscorrections
04-21-2008, 08:40 AM
Midgets die young.

So do people with gigantism. When your cells experience such rapid growth it mimics cancer conditions and you end up with cancer at a fairly young age - that's why big dogs usually die of cancer when they're not terribly old.

Anyway, are we talking midget or dwarf? Because midgets are perfectly proportional, and that wouldn't be so bad.

thepoetblue
04-21-2008, 08:43 AM
Are there people who are 7 feet tall and don't have gigantism? Like can you just be 7 feet tall?

miscorrections
04-21-2008, 08:45 AM
I don't know, but being really big still puts excess strain on your organs.

jigsaw
04-21-2008, 08:48 AM
Plus, if you're a midget then you would have a midget dick. I would rather be 7' with a dick the size of midget.

Weeping Willow
04-21-2008, 10:13 AM
7 ft tall, NBA here i come

7ft tall doesn't remotely guarantee you'd make it to the NBA. With remotely good coordination you might be able to get a scholarship to play college ball somewhere though.

flowbee
04-21-2008, 10:30 AM
I'd be a midget, I think the sex would be better and every chick's bewbs would look bigger

NiceArthur32
04-21-2008, 10:34 AM
So do people with gigantism. When your cells experience such rapid growth it mimics cancer conditions and you end up with cancer at a fairly young age - that's why big dogs usually die of cancer when they're not terribly old.

Anyway, are we talking midget or dwarf? Because midgets are perfectly proportional, and that wouldn't be so bad.

7 ft isnt gigantism...

shaq, kevin garnet, yao ming... etc..

theyre not dead either...

BROKENDOLL
04-21-2008, 10:40 AM
I'd choose 7ft tall with a midget as my partner...(With ears shaped like handles!)

Pixiessp
04-21-2008, 11:34 AM
I'd be 7 feet tall and want to play in the NBA but only if I could be a guy and it was only temporary(say 2 years) and I would play with the Spurs.
Timmy and I would be best friends. I wouldn't want to be a 7 foot tall woman.

BROKENDOLL
04-21-2008, 11:47 AM
I'd be 7 feet tall and want to play in the NBA but only if I could be a guy and it was only temporary(say 2 years) and I would play with the Spurs.
Timmy and I would be best friends. I wouldn't want to be a 7 foot tall woman. What if Timmy were a midget with handles for ears?

Pixiessp
04-21-2008, 12:48 PM
that would be ok...I have had dreams about him.

thepoetblue
04-21-2008, 12:55 PM
I don't know, but being really big still puts excess strain on your organs.

So far, excess strain on my organ has not caused any health problems.

BROKENDOLL
04-21-2008, 02:34 PM
So far, excess strain on my organ has not caused any health problems. Not so fast, pal...Coach hasn't gotten here yet. You're liable to knock yourself out!

amyzzz
04-21-2008, 02:39 PM
I think little people are cute.

myelectrolife
04-21-2008, 02:53 PM
im 6'5" i cant imagine things getting any smaller AHHHHHHHH!

fasttrack
04-22-2008, 11:24 PM
http://www.7footmidget.com/images/erect_cd.jpg

instinct
04-22-2008, 11:34 PM
7' tall is not THAT tall.. I mean it's tall as fuck.. but I'm sure you would still be able to drive a lot of automobiles.. plus you could slam dunk.

Weeping Willow
04-22-2008, 11:47 PM
7' tall is not THAT tall.. I mean it's tall as fuck.. but I'm sure you would still be able to drive a lot of automobiles.. plus you could slam dunk.

i'm 6 ft 2 and my car seat is all the way back. I doubt anyone who is 7ft can drive a car with a clutch safely

Goodtoknow
04-09-2009, 12:14 PM
i'm 6 ft 2 and my car seat is all the way back. I doubt anyone who is 7ft can drive a car with a clutch safely

You must ghett-o ride.

Adelita
04-10-2009, 05:23 PM
who gives a fuck about buying special things to fit your size. imagine the few you'd get at coachella!