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fober
02-01-2007, 02:25 PM
Male, 20 months old, 5'11, ~175 lbs.

His name is Wombat.

He's a huge Explosions in the Sky fan.

And NO, I don't plan on using him for transportation. Unless I get too drunk.

kreutz2112
02-01-2007, 02:26 PM
I bet if you let the security guards ride him around for a while, they would be cool with letting him in.

dontfeedthebird
02-01-2007, 02:27 PM
As long as he's got his own wristband....

fober
02-01-2007, 02:33 PM
As long as he's got his own wristband....

If he was planning on buying a ticket, he wouldn't have asked me post this thread.

Also, how thick is the grass on the fields usually?

dekr510
02-01-2007, 02:36 PM
its thick enough for your ostrich to hide in it.

DeltaSigChi4
02-01-2007, 03:07 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

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el chango
02-01-2007, 04:18 PM
You can try to hide it under your t-shirt... just beware of the bites. Or you can try to throw it over the fences, that will work.

mob roulette
02-01-2007, 04:20 PM
You can try to hide it under your t-shirt... just beware of the bites.

"cause those f uckers are MEAN!"

--thomas haden church, "sideways"

morphous12
02-01-2007, 04:26 PM
you will have to use a disguise

disguise the ostrich

that will work

el chango
02-01-2007, 04:36 PM
you will have to use a disguise

disguise the ostrich

that will work

But buy a ticket for it, cause no matter how well disguised it is, it won't get in without a ticket

fober
02-01-2007, 04:50 PM
I guess I haven't made it clear by mentioning it twice and putting it in the thread title already.

I WANT TO SNEAK IT IN

The fucker doesn't do shit all day; he can't pay for a ticket.

And I'm not loaning him more money because he smells like crap and no one will ever hire his stinky ass.

Does anyone know any good vertical leap training videos for ostriches?

Good Days Last
02-01-2007, 04:54 PM
http://www.ppp.org/prod/prods/00-03-eden/animals/ostrich-wide.jpg






This thread is amazing.

Meadowsmeister
02-01-2007, 05:02 PM
agreed....

fober
02-01-2007, 05:19 PM
Yeah, yeah, I know I've got plenty of time to figure it out.

I just like to plan ahead that's all.

He's really set on seeing some of the bands this year.

He was way too young and fragile last year. In a few months he's going to reach his sexual maturity and you can forget about taking him into public at that point.

dontfeedthebird
02-01-2007, 06:06 PM
A good training video is Leonard Part 6.

in rage we trust
02-01-2007, 06:08 PM
i cant believe i am reading this shit.........i cant stop laughing

Dead*Squirrel
02-01-2007, 06:32 PM
This is so sick. :(

Why?!?

Geez, I hate ostriches. An ostrich killed my babydaddy down in Houston in '04. Over a KitKat bar.

They're stone cold killers and you're sneakin one in.

Just wrong. :(

Matt Gnarly
02-01-2007, 07:29 PM
I absolutely hate ostriches, they're one of my top 3 most hated things in the world.

9in0red9
02-01-2007, 07:39 PM
http://www.wildlifesafari.info/images/birds/ostrich.jpg

my uncle wrestles ostriches at the local zoo

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-01-2007, 07:39 PM
Bring him in disguised as burgers. Nobody gets terrorized by the flailing beak and as long as people bring their own buns, he enhances Coachella for all who bite down on his juicy tenderness!

daniel
02-01-2007, 08:40 PM
this is the best thread in a long time.

Quentin
02-01-2007, 08:46 PM
If you get to bring in an Ostrich, I get to ride it...and I get to bring in my Taun Taun :D

Laika37
02-01-2007, 09:11 PM
just sneak him in in your sock. works like a charm.

Benis23
02-02-2007, 12:09 AM
wear a really low cut top, and distract the guards with your ginormous boobs while the ostrich casually walks in behind you. get a boob job if you have to. believe me, itll be worth it.

Newbie
02-02-2007, 05:30 AM
The real question is, does he need his own camping pass

randy ricochet
02-02-2007, 05:32 AM
Male, 20 months old, 5'11, ~175 lbs.

His name is Wombat.

He's a huge Explosions in the Sky fan.

And NO, I don't plan on using him for transportation. Unless I get too drunk.

That's piss easy!.......just hide him in the pouch of my kangaroo!

fober
02-02-2007, 08:13 AM
WTF

You're bringing a KANGAROO to a music festival?

That's the most absurd thing I've ever heard.

randy ricochet
02-02-2007, 08:18 AM
wouldn't go anywhere without him

fober
02-02-2007, 09:18 AM
Well if that's the case, I've got a few questions.


Do you put a muzzle on him in large crowds?
Have you ever used the pouch as an ice chest?
How do you deal with his constant desire to stick his head down a hole in the ground? (Never mind, I just realized this probably doesn't apply)



Thanks in advance for your help.

bmack86
02-02-2007, 09:20 AM
this is amazing

dontfeedthebird
02-02-2007, 06:07 PM
Hell. Now the Kangaroo needs a disguise and/or ticket.

p.s. can you sneak me in some booze, Kangaroo?

fober
02-02-2007, 08:51 PM
Woah woah woah. This thread is about Wombat the ostrich.

If we're going to discuss kangaroos, he'll have to start his own thread.

But yeah, please answer my questions first.

Thanks.

tessalasset
02-02-2007, 09:08 PM
I would think the ice would melt, using the kangaroo's pouch as an ice chest. Don't you? Or maybe it has some sort of insular coolant system going on in there. I'm sure its babies would get pretty warm in there after a while.

I think the main thing is getting him over the fence. It obviously can't be around the main entrance or the artist entrance... it should be over on the side near the horse stables, where there are less security guards per square foot of land. There are trees too, to hide his feathery body from passers-by. I think we need to talk more logistics.

woogie846
02-02-2007, 10:06 PM
Put him in a stroller. Or better yet, make him dig a hole to the inside of the Sahara tent.

fober
02-03-2007, 06:01 AM
I think we need to talk more logistics.

I like the way you think.

I'm going to put together some charts.


Or better yet, make him dig a hole to the inside of the Sahara tent.

As far as digging holes go, I really don't have to "make" him do anything.

If you could see our front lawn you'd think it was minefield test area.

The problem is he only ever digs enough to get his head in and he stops.

woogie846
02-03-2007, 10:11 AM
Hmm. That is a problem. Can ostriches fly?

I know! Dress him up as David Bowie! They'll be sure to let him in!

jerpar24
02-03-2007, 11:22 AM
Just tell them he is your seeing eye Ostrich make sure you wear really thick sun glasses.

dontfeedthebird
02-03-2007, 11:32 AM
Wear stilts and a big flowery sundress.

smokealotapotamus
02-03-2007, 01:01 PM
Saw some buy with an Emu at Bonaroo, maybe I should get ahold of him for you and see if he has any tips. He wasn't legit, that's for DAMN sure.

DodgerBlues
02-03-2007, 01:15 PM
try sticking it in your ass beak first. http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/images/smilies/Animations/dontknow.gif

randy ricochet
02-03-2007, 01:48 PM
I would think the ice would melt, using the kangaroo's pouch as an ice chest. Don't you? Or maybe it has some sort of insular coolant system going on in there. I'm sure its babies would get pretty warm in there after a while.

I think the main thing is getting him over the fence. It obviously can't be around the main entrance or the artist entrance... it should be over on the side near the horse stables, where there are less security guards per square foot of land. There are trees too, to hide his feathery body from passers-by. I think we need to talk more logistics.

He's my kangaroo and has been modified somewhat!. Has a Sprt Billy type pouch which is a bit like the doctor who tardiss and can therefore stash anything plus he is a kangaroo and would quite easily jump any fence or gate in his way!.....SKIPPY TO COACHELLA!

hitthenorth
02-03-2007, 05:55 PM
Have you ever seen an Ostrich with a proper radge on? They're fucking mentalists of the highest order. Steer well clear.....

fober
02-03-2007, 06:11 PM
Have you ever seen an Ostrich with a proper radge on? They're fucking mentalists of the highest order. Steer well clear.....

As I mentioned earlier, he hasn't reached that stage of his life yet.

In a few more months I'm going to have to send him away.

I'd probably be a bit more upset about it if he didn't keep hogging the Cheez-its.

All That I Am
02-03-2007, 07:38 PM
Congrats on your Nobel Peace Prize Nomination!

corbo
02-03-2007, 08:00 PM
teach your ostrich to fly home boy

Quentin
02-03-2007, 10:57 PM
Have you considered having him parachute in? I'm sure it'll be a great view, and it's something he could tell the lady ostriches that he's done: woo them with his wild adventures.

fober
02-03-2007, 11:18 PM
Congrats on your Nobel Peace Prize Nomination!

Thanks.

We're hoping it will draw some attention to the plight of music-loving, festival-going ostriches around the world.


Have you considered having him parachute in? I'm sure it'll be a great view, and it's something he could tell the lady ostriches that he's done: woo them with his wild adventures.

He's afraid of heights.

Partly why he's always digging holes to stick his head in.

vinylmartyr
02-03-2007, 11:46 PM
Is this bird dead or alive.

Hannahrain
02-03-2007, 11:56 PM
best bet is to pretend to work for an ostrich burger booth.

daniel
02-04-2007, 12:11 AM
I know! Dress him up as David Bowie! They'll be sure to let him in!

Are you kidding me?! How could we all have missed this obvious solution.

Via the artist entry ... tell them its Bjork. No one would know the difference.

fober
02-04-2007, 09:19 AM
Via the artist entry ... tell them its Bjork. No one would know the difference.

You may have something here.

stupidweeb
02-04-2007, 09:38 AM
http://news.softpedia.com/images/news2/Bjork-s-Swan-Dress-Will-Be-Auctioned-For-Charity-2.jpg

It may take some training, but I think you could pull it off. I hope you're tall.

Bahamut727
02-04-2007, 11:16 AM
hahaha that is awesome

bmack86
02-04-2007, 11:39 AM
How old is the Ostrich? He may qualify for free entry.

fober
02-05-2007, 09:36 AM
How old is the Ostrich? He may qualify for free entry.

Even if he had a ticket, you might be overlooking the fact that he's an OSTRICH.

I've been trying to get him to lay still for the last few days while I wrap him around my body like that Bjork costume.

He keeps yelling "IM NOT A FUCKING SWAN YOU IDIOT."

Zipkoppie
02-05-2007, 09:43 AM
Even if he had a ticket, you might be overlooking the fact that he's an OSTRICH.

I've been trying to get him to lay still for the last few days while I wrap him around my body like that Bjork costume.

He keeps yelling "IM NOT A FUCKING SWAN YOU IDIOT."

bwahahahaha

Well some online poker room recently entered a trained monkey into the world series of poker in Las Vegas, and it was allowed because there was no rules against animals entering... Until they discovered the monkey wasn't 21 yet, so he was then banned from entering.

Its all in the fine print bro, does the rules say, "no pets allowed"?

Personally I prefer Lamas, they rock man!

dekr510
02-05-2007, 09:54 AM
disguise him as a security officer.

thaipod
02-05-2007, 11:16 AM
Fuck your ostrich man. Lazy ass can't bother to learn to fly? I'm bringing my duck. Not only can the fucker fly, he can swim, too.

dekr510
02-05-2007, 12:54 PM
Fuck your ostrich man. Lazy ass can't bother to learn to fly? I'm bringing my duck. Not only can the fucker fly, he can swim, too.

I dont think his ostrich is gonna be very happy when he reads this.

amyzzz
02-05-2007, 01:16 PM
Fuck your ostrich man. Lazy ass can't bother to learn to fly? I'm bringing my duck. Not only can the fucker fly, he can swim, too.
But the ostrich could be his transportation. I haven't seen a duck big enough to carry a human around on its back.

thaipod
02-05-2007, 01:51 PM
But the ostrich could be his transportation. I haven't seen a duck big enough to carry a human around on its back.

My duck works out. He can hang.

randy ricochet
02-05-2007, 02:09 PM
Woah woah woah. This thread is about Wombat the ostrich.

If we're going to discuss kangaroos, he'll have to start his own thread.

But yeah, please answer my questions first.

Thanks.

Touchy!!!......My Kangaroo would knock the shit out of your ostrich anyway. Flat out with one punch!!!

electronicrevolution
02-05-2007, 03:57 PM
funny you ask, i was wondering how i was gonna get my flamingo in, maybe we can fight them to the death. jeff will probably lose. (jeff is the flamingo).

dontfeedthebird
02-05-2007, 10:11 PM
I'll say it so fober doesn't have to. "This thread is about his ostrich. Not a duck, not a llama, not a flamingo or not anything else."

vinylmartyr
02-06-2007, 02:08 AM
Tell em its your seeing eyes ostrich

randy ricochet
02-06-2007, 04:42 AM
I'll say it so fober doesn't have to. "This thread is about his ostrich. Not a duck, not a llama, not a flamingo or not anything else."

Kangaroo kid!....thats what its about..and if you disagree then bring any fuckin animal you got forward and we'll sort it out!.....unless its a female kangaroo!!!!!

skavenbrew
02-06-2007, 05:45 AM
this is just silly. sneak him in in tampons, that's how my girlfriend sneaks in joints.

duh.

randy ricochet
02-06-2007, 09:04 AM
So if I see her wandering round with a tampon in her mouth I'll assume you've lost your weed!!!!

thaipod
02-06-2007, 09:41 AM
man, fuck his ostrich. My duck owns. You can't fuck with this duck.

http://www.turboawesome.com/uploaded_images/gizmoduck-734672.jpg

Kampy
02-06-2007, 10:12 AM
This thread has inspired me.

So here it is:

How to Sneak An Ostrich Into Coachella 2007

http://wehow.ehow.com/how_2023759_sneak-ostrich-coachella.html

fober
02-06-2007, 11:38 AM
This thread has inspired me.

So here it is:

How to Sneak An Ostrich Into Coachella 2007

http://wehow.ehow.com/how_2023759_sneak-ostrich-coachella.html

Message from Wombat:

"Consider yourself a friend to ostriche-kind.

If ever you are in any type of danger, stick your head in the ground and produce the call of the ostrich. The brotherhood of the ostrich will come to your aid."

That's fucking horseshit. He has no friends. I wouldn't rely on that ostrich call if I were you.

fober
02-06-2007, 12:03 PM
I'll have to try this again later:


Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristinaJ
ChristinaJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi ChristinaJ
You: How are you doing?
ChristinaJ: Hello...how are you?
ChristinaJ: Good thanks
You: Doing well thanks.
ChristinaJ: What can I help you find today?
You: So yeah, I'm trying to see if anyone has experience getting an ostrich into a music festival.
You: If it matters, it's a male ostrich.
ChristinaJ: OK, let me see what I can find for you
You: 20 months old, about 5'11, 175 lbs.
ChristinaJ: What type of music festival is it?
You: It's a 3-day music festival on the grounds of a large polo field.
You: in the desert.
You: They don't allow pets into the festival, however this isn't my pet.
You: I'm having a hard time explaining to them I require the ostrich for transport.
ChristinaJ: right...
You: Ok fine, I don't REQUIRE it for transport.
You: But at some point I'll be too drunk to walk around the huge field.
ChristinaJ: What type of music is going to be at the festival....that may help in the desguise
You: it's one of those indie, hippy festivals.
ChristinaJ: ok...
You: someone suggested I tell security that it's Bjork.
ChristinaJ: LOL!
You: he's way taller than Bjork though. I don't think that'll work.
You: Do you have any personal experience taking animals into places they're not allowed?
ChristinaJ: Not anything like an ostrich
You: I was originally only planning on taking my neighbor's iguana
You: but it can't carry my weight.
You: I tried.
You: it turns out iguanas suffocate to death if you sit on them
ChristinaJ: I'm sorry to hear that
You: not as much as my neighbor
You: but that's a whole different felony charge to be discussed at a later time.
ChristinaJ: My application doesn't seem to be working properly
ChristinaJ: would you like me to transfer you to another guide?
You: No that's fine.
You: I've got plenty of time to figure this out. The festival isn't for another few months.
ChristinaJ: I tried to get some results for appropriate disguises.
ChristinaJ: Sorry I couldn't help.
ChristinaJ: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


http://www.chacha.com/

semisonic
02-06-2007, 01:24 PM
Have you considered dressing him up like Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips and rolling him through the gate in a giant plastic bubble?

dekr510
02-06-2007, 02:25 PM
I'll have to try this again later:



http://www.chacha.com/''

haha I love chacha!

Hannahrain
02-06-2007, 03:21 PM
go in with a bunch of people wearing these:

http://www.costumesofnashua.com/CNWebSite105/Active905/Pages/Mascot/PicsMascot/MascotAJ86D.jpg

SojuGorae
02-06-2007, 05:27 PM
http://www.wildlifesafari.info/images/birds/ostrich.jpg

my uncle wrestles ostriches at the local zoo

Which one's your uncle

dontfeedthebird
02-06-2007, 10:15 PM
I think I'm with Hannahrain on this one... I'll don a suit for the cause.

keriann
02-06-2007, 10:25 PM
I like fober.

woogie846
02-08-2007, 04:01 PM
Touchy!!!......My Kangaroo would knock the shit out of your ostrich anyway. Flat out with one punch!!!

Don't you mean one kick?

randy ricochet
02-08-2007, 04:53 PM
No, Kangaroos are renowned boxers. Did you not know that?

Hannahrain
02-09-2007, 02:16 AM
No, Kangaroos are renowned boxers. Did you not know that?

http://czabe.com/daily/archives/picoday_kangaroo_box.jpg

fober
02-09-2007, 08:29 AM
Hannahrain, any more information on those costumes you posted above?

I'm going to try and get a cost estimate and maybe have a bake-sale/fundraiser.

Hannahrain
02-09-2007, 08:35 AM
http://www.costumesofnashua.com/CNWebSite105/Active905/Pages/Mascot/Mascots.htm

the very bottom of the page

spendy though
yr gonna have to sell a lot of cupcakes for that thing

dontfeedthebird
02-09-2007, 10:47 PM
Put on a bikini and hold a car wash. It works for the Christians.

Dead*Squirrel
02-10-2007, 01:22 AM
Geepers.


Schrödinger's Cat.

Giant catfish at Lake Texöma.

Föder's Ostrich.


The important animal issues just keep going on.







:)

cuchulainn
02-10-2007, 02:12 AM
dress it up in a bad ostrich suit, no one will ever suspect

woogie846
02-10-2007, 08:43 AM
No, Kangaroos are renowned boxers. Did you not know that?

I thought that was only in Kangaroo Jack. Not that I've seen Kangaroo Jack...or the sequel...

thaipod
02-10-2007, 01:36 PM
this one is a little cheaper, but less realistic.

justme
02-12-2007, 09:40 AM
How's Wombat doing? :)
I'd be really disappointed if he doesn't make it to the event... :(

fober
02-12-2007, 09:51 AM
Actually I share custody with my ex-wife, so he's off with her this week.

She pampers him way too much, so when he gets back he's always in a pissy mood, talking about "that's not how Jennifer does it" and "Jennifer always gets the organic stuff" and "Jennifer yells a lot louder now when she's having sex"...

bastard.

justme
02-12-2007, 10:43 AM
Actually I share custody with my ex-wife, so he's off with her this week.

She pampers him way too much, so when he gets back he's always in a pissy mood, talking about "that's not how Jennifer does it" and "Jennifer always gets the organic stuff" and "Jennifer yells a lot louder now when she's having sex"...

bastard.

She's having loud sex while a pre-teen boy ostrich is in the house? That's really bad judgment on her part. :nono

What does she think about Wombat possibly going to a crowded music festival in the desert?

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2007, 10:46 AM
Why even ask what she thinks? I'm seriously considering phoning DHS. Or somebody like that...

justme
02-12-2007, 10:57 AM
Well, if she's not on board with this whole plan she might use this against Fober. What if she tries to take full custody of Wombat citing that Fober is assisting a minor(Wombat is only 20month old) in illegal activity?

insolitussomnium
02-14-2007, 09:29 AM
maybe we can eat him

fober
02-14-2007, 09:33 AM
maybe we can eat him

Reported to PETA.

dontfeedthebird
02-14-2007, 09:38 AM
maybe we can eat him

That's probably the greatest, if not least expensive, idea thrown out there yet.

insolitussomnium
02-14-2007, 09:38 AM
Reported to PETA.

Think about it man. Bringing a pre-teen ostrich into a concert festival, you are only asking to get the thing stolen and cooked right before your sad eyes. Just hope someone doesn't slip him roofies or the AIDZ during the show...

fober
02-14-2007, 09:40 AM
That's probably the greatest, if not least expensive, idea thrown out there yet.

Least expensive?

Do you know how much charcoal/oil it takes to cook ostrich?

insolitussomnium
02-14-2007, 11:50 AM
Least expensive?

Do you know how much charcoal/oil it takes to cook ostrich?

microwave a motherfucker

ragegurrl
02-14-2007, 11:47 PM
this thread is absolutely the most insane thing i have seen on the internet...yet

becomingcloser
02-15-2007, 07:01 AM
dress him up like madonna. nobody will know the difference. and you'll get the VIP treatment.

thecardercamp
02-15-2007, 07:14 AM
if the ostrich is under 6 years old he gets in FREE

happyguy23
02-15-2007, 07:26 AM
Yeah but there are no pets allowed so getting him in legaly is out. I say you use a catapult and parachute, actually, that could work for people too. You should charge.

Good Days Last
03-05-2007, 10:12 PM
I want more ideas.

I'm bumping this one again.

fober
03-05-2007, 10:17 PM
You know while this is bumped, I think Wombat is on Letterman tonight.

At least that's what the text message said, I think:

"dude ltrmn2nyt im da 1 w/ da fur"

rage patton
03-05-2007, 10:26 PM
This is most definately the most amazing thing I have ever read on this board... ever.

kamikaze
05-23-2007, 06:44 PM
WOMBAT, WHERE IS YOU AT???

fober
05-23-2007, 07:29 PM
He's been MIA since that Letterman appearance.

I think he got mixed up in the wrong crowd and got lost in New York.

marooko
05-24-2007, 02:14 PM
jesus man, i cant believe noone suggested you just shove him down your pants. it would have totally worked.

z3nit
05-25-2007, 03:29 AM
How about we all cook the sucka. we eat him before we come in the festival. then when we pass security , we meet at the main stage and take a dump.. then u can mold our shit to make it look like our ostrich

kamikaze
05-30-2007, 06:55 PM
ew.

rage patton
05-30-2007, 10:29 PM
How about we all cook the sucka. we eat him before we come in the festival. then when we pass security , we meet at the main stage and take a dump.. then u can mold our shit to make it look like our ostrich

This isnt Bonnaroo.

okannaok
06-01-2007, 10:36 AM
You can tell security you have a booth and he is your mascot. that might be the best approach. be sure to carry false documents and permits for the animal.

chloway21
06-28-2007, 09:01 PM
If only Amy Winehouse were playing again, she kind of looks like an ostrich. it could be a legit disguise.


ps. best thread on the site. XD

Mr.Nipples
06-28-2007, 09:22 PM
FUCK!

rage patton
06-28-2007, 09:27 PM
I love this thread so damn much.

By the way, Amy Winehouse looks much more like a horse than an ostrich.

kamikaze
06-29-2007, 01:51 PM
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa62/lmheimm/untitled.jpg

I need a comparison picture of Wombat! where's the one you put on the milk cartons Fober??

kingdumb
01-14-2008, 12:15 PM
fobers Ostrich replace tesa coil 08?

dontfeedthebird
01-14-2008, 12:45 PM
I'm down with him replacing the Tesa Coil, that is if he ever came back to fober after the ltrmn gig.

Heresy
01-15-2008, 08:37 AM
Wow...I love this thread.

I say sneak him in through the back where Avenue 50 runs. Hop the 4ft chain link fence. He can do it!

MeowMixer
01-15-2008, 07:53 PM
Just sew it into some parachute pants and cut it out with a torn water bottle.

AnyaK
02-03-2008, 08:11 PM
Oh man THANK YOU FOR THE THREAD!!! This shit is making me laugh like crazy. I am cryyyyiiiinng. Hilarious!!! :lool

dontfeedthebird
02-03-2008, 09:31 PM
"What vindictive son of a bitch resurrected this thread?"

Coachellian
02-03-2008, 10:32 PM
dress wombat with beads and pretend his a candy kid!!!

boarderwoozel3
02-03-2008, 10:48 PM
dress wombat with beads and pretend his a candy kid!!!

you could sneak it in under one of those huge pant legs.

BillyCrystal
02-04-2008, 11:28 AM
you should just ride in on the ostrich, wearing a huge trench coat that covers it up...if anybody questions it, just act really insulted and gallop away.

NiceArthur32
02-05-2008, 01:14 AM
dude, in case you didnt notice theres like hundreds of these posts EVERYWHERE! all you gotta do is look for them, sheesh...

but everyone seems to agree this is the best way to go....

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/nicearthur32/ostrichsandal.jpg


either that OR you can give your Ostrich your wristband and just put yourself in him...

NiceArthur32
02-07-2008, 12:19 PM
come on guys ^^^^^^^^

::moving eyebrows up and down:: eh? eh? ehhhhh?

Alchemy
02-07-2008, 01:24 PM
Wombat should become the official Coachella mascot so that attention is diverted back to Coachella instead of All Points East.

NiceArthur32
02-11-2008, 03:09 AM
dude, in case you didnt notice theres like hundreds of these posts EVERYWHERE! all you gotta do is look for them, sheesh...

but everyone seems to agree this is the best way to go....

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/nicearthur32/ostrichsandal.jpg


either that OR you can give your Ostrich your wristband and just put yourself in him...

wow arthur, that picture is funny! good stuff! youre so cool!
its no wonder you get all those hot babes from the internet!

M Sparks
02-11-2008, 04:32 AM
I enjoyed it, Arthur. Don't beg.

I think most people only check in with the ostrich thread every 3 or 4 days. Or months.

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 09:18 PM
I enjoyed it, Arthur. Don't beg.

I think most people only check in with the ostrich thread every 3 or 4 days. Or months.

that's what he said.

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 09:38 PM
wow arthur, that picture is funny! good stuff! youre so cool!
its no wonder you get all those hot babes from the internet!

Damn thats some heavy hate!

betao
02-11-2008, 09:43 PM
Make a fake ID for the ostrich. For the picture, use any picture of Sigourney Weaver.

This will work. Trust me.

BROKENDOLL
02-11-2008, 09:50 PM
dude, in case you didnt notice theres like hundreds of these posts EVERYWHERE! all you gotta do is look for them, sheesh...

but everyone seems to agree this is the best way to go....

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g318/nicearthur32/ostrichsandal.jpg


either that OR you can give your Ostrich your wristband and just put yourself in him...


wow arthur, that picture is funny! good stuff! youre so cool!
its no wonder you get all those hot babes from the internet!
Okay, that's it! Please tell me it's this guy who's fucked up here and not me, or I'm gonna have to quit drinking this tequilla in front of me.

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 11:43 PM
Okay, that's it! Please tell me it's this guy who's fucked up here and not me, or I'm gonna have to quit drinking this tequilla in front of me.

Well, um, despite all his other posts.... I'm kinda in love with the guy now.

NiceArthur32
02-13-2008, 03:29 AM
i'm so fun. huh guys? huh? ehhhh? ehhhhhhhh? ehhhhhhhhhhh?

paganman7
02-13-2008, 07:51 AM
If you told them it was a seeing eye ostrich, wouldn't they just let you walk in with it?

NiceArthur32
02-13-2008, 11:49 AM
If you told them it was a seeing eye ostrich, wouldn't they just let you walk in with it?

ha ha... i was gonna add something witty to this... but i dont want to ruin it...

Sleepingrock
01-01-2009, 09:06 PM
1. I could put in a good word with Scotty from startrek... he could beam up wombat then send him back down in the festival.

2. Use the TV thingy from Willy Wonka so Wombat is a smaller size and then stuff him in a tampon to sneak him in.

3. Disguise him as a new age burger where the animal is still alive, and it was a pilot project funded by the government

BIRDYSANDFLOWERS
01-08-2009, 01:09 PM
Just roll him in a ball and stick him inside your huge Coachella sun hat..

Yes!! Yes!! This will work. I do it all the time with my Donkey. :yyablo