The un-official "I'm Calling It!" Thread ...

[clumsy342]

That's right. Un-official!
Set times are coming out SOON so.. thought this might be fun.

If you end up being wrong, you were wrong.
If you end up being right, you were right.
that's that.

I'M CALLING IT! :

Does it Offend You, Yeah? in the Sahara.
Animal Collective closing the Mojave.
DeVotchKa on the Outdoor Stage.
Hot Chip Outdoor Stage at night.

That's all I got right now.
What's your call?

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

I am calling for Prince to go WAY past Midnight.

[traviscanada]

Fuck I don't want any Hot Chip conflicts... They're on saturday right?

[clumsy342]

They sure are.
But hoping for no conflicts isn't really "calling anything".

[captncrzy]

DIOYY in the Sahara is going to make me pee my pants

[betao]

Roger Waters is going to play Dark Side of the Moon. I'm calling it now.

[traviscanada]

I didn't mean for that to be me calling something.

[CalmerThanYou]

Faces will be melted - calling it.

[clumsy342]

just giving you shit travis

[fatbastard]

For the 2nd year in a row...BBQ vendors!!!

[Blinken]

Kraftwerk closing the Sahara I'm calling it

[greghead]

I will eat so many drugs, I'm calling it.

[MassiveChemicalPunk]

Enter Shikari's set will suck cock.

I'm calling it.....

[WattsUp]

i'm calling NiceArthur fucks sbessio, or vise versa

[clumsy342]

i'm calling NiceArthur fucks sbessio, or vise versa

At Coachella?
























What stage?

[quicksand]

Portishead > Kraftwerk > Prince main stage
Aphex closing Sahara
The National > Serj Tankian > Fatboy Slim outdoor theatre
Austin TV > Gogol Bordello > My Morning Jacket > Love & Rockets > Roger Waters main stage
Simian Mobile Disco > Justice conflicting with MMJ and L&R
Islands > Animal Collective closing mojave
Uffie singing "The Party" live with Justice
Rilo Kiley playing sunset outdoor theatre
Jupiter's Rings opening the Gobi

[Goodtoknow]

prediction:

prince makes all 100,000 people feel so sexy with his dance moves and guitar licks that guinness shows up to document the world's largest orgy.

[orbit]

Austin TV > Gogol Bordello > My Morning Jacket > Love & Rockets > Roger Waters main stage

my morning jacket -> waters

[Goodtoknow]

i hope so.

love & rockets doesn't excite me at all.

[nbvwes]

aphex twin will no show, i'm calling it...

enter shakari will have an amazing pit going, but you all will be over watching boys noize or stephen malkmus, and thus won't notice, i'm calling it...

jupiter's ring will have the largest crowd at 1pm, i'm calling it...

[frozen pilgrim]

you don't deserve a fear and loathing avatar.
go away.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

aphex twin will no show, i'm calling it...

enter shakari will have an amazing pit going, but you all will be over watching boys noize or stephen malkmus, and thus won't notice, i'm calling it...

jupiter's ring will have the largest crowd at 1pm, i'm calling it...

If RDJ doesn't show up, I will hold you responsible and kill you for jinxing it.

[emtgreg]

im annoyed that i really have to be there at 1pm on saturday...

between checking out ms uffie and jupiters swollen anal rings...

[Goodtoknow]

predictions:

kraftwerk blows everyone's mind.

[clumsy342]

If RDJ doesn't show up, I will hold you responsible and kill you for jinxing it.

hahahhaha

[cooperb1]

I am calling for Prince to go WAY past Midnight.

seconed

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

predictions:

kraftwerk blows everyone's mind.

Including Prince's....

[rage patton]

Austin TV > Gogol Bordello > My Morning Jacket > Love & Rockets > Roger Waters main stage

Fail.

Autolux-->Metric-->Gogol Bordello Outdoor Theatre.

Calling it.

[keep2thestreets]

im calling it

Fatboy Slim will play Underworld - born slippy

[Weatherman]

Breeders closes the Outdoor.

Battles closes out one of the tents.

Austin TV closes a tent, Gogol closes Outdoor.

[MassiveChemicalPunk]

nbvwes will be one of the only idiots on this board at the Enter Shikaka set....

calling it.

[NiceArthur32]

i'm calling NiceArthur fucks sbessio, or vise versa

eat my ass... cock monger!

[MassiveChemicalPunk]

NiceArthur WILL NOT reach his post #2000 before the first act starts playing at Coachella on Friday.

calling it...

[clumsy342]

Breeders closes the Outdoor.

Battles closes out one of the tents.

Austin TV closes a tent, Gogol closes Outdoor.

Wow.. you see a Breeders/Battles conflict?

hmm.. interesting.
Do you want to see either? neither? one of the two?

EDIT:
Just because those are 2 must-see for me, and I don't know where theyll put the Breeders. ...or Battles for that matter. Who knows?

[SecretPrescription]

animal collective should close the outdoor on saturday

[NiceArthur32]

NiceArthur WILL NOT reach his post #2000 before the first act starts playing at Coachella on Friday.

calling it...

Two beers in the beer garden and some bong hits say i do???


you game????

[MassiveChemicalPunk]

Oh.................... I'm in for the three beers.
You have a deal.
But, you can't pull an "airguitarvet" on me and just post "BEST THREAD EVER" everywhere. You have to actually contribute to the conversation.

[zenidogx]

gogol at sunset outdoor theatre vs mmj
austin tv in the gobi after sunset
mmj > l and r > roger waters

[digitalface]

Goofnuts wearing "Dave Wang is My Savior" tshirts will be totally E-splattered in the Sahara. Calling it.

[nbvwes]

breeders/battles conflict would SUUUUUCK...

so will gogol/love&rockets...


:(

[nbvwes]

so will missing prince to see dredg with the girl i'm taking, i'm already ditching her during JJ for aphex, and i'd rather see rdj than prince...

[im so indie]

First off, Mikey's wrong about DIOYY? in the sahara. No fucking way. Fail Fail Fail. I'm calling it.

Second...the most upsetting and surprising thing about the set times: Battles will close the Mojave conflicting with *GASP* Aphex Twin in the Sahara. I'm calling it.

[woogie846]

I'm calling it: Sharon Jones in the Gobi at 5 PM.

[rage patton]

I'm calling it: Sharon Jones in the Gobi at 5 PM.

Her website say 6pm. And she is far to big for the Gobi. She is going to be in the Mojave. And in my perfect world, Battles will play either right before, or right after her.

[tHEdARKsIDE]

Her website say 6pm. And she is far to big for the Gobi. She is going to be in the Mojave. And in my perfect world, Battles will play either right before, or right after her.

i think sharon jones should close the outdoor

[TonyWonder]

Redd Kross will be the best show that most people will miss - calling it.

[clumsy342]

First off, Mikey's wrong about DIOYY? in the sahara. No fucking way. Fail Fail Fail. I'm calling it.


Hey - you have to give the rest of the crowd a reason to go to the Sahara tent. At least once! We're not all e-tards who spend all day there.

And I'm thinking they'll probably be in the Mojave.. but goddammit,
I'm CALLING Sahara!

[clumsy342]

Oh yeah...

Also.. I forsee ModeSKELETOR closing the night in the Sahara.

Bomb-Diggity.

You can quote me on that.

[Bud Luster]

This thread is fucking (insert favorite negative adjective here) - done called it.

[Wheres the beef?]

That's right. Un-official!
Set times are coming out SOON so.. thought this might be fun.

If you end up being wrong, you were wrong.
If you end up being right, you were right.
that's that.

I'M CALLING IT! :

Does it Offend You, Yeah? in the Sahara.
Animal Collective closing the Mojave.
DeVotchKa on the Outdoor Stage.
Hot Chip Outdoor Stage at night.

That's all I got right now.
What's your call?

Geez. Cant you wait two days?

[clumsy342]

That's kind of the point. It's only a couple days away.
So this is to get your last predictions out,
mainly for bragging rights.

And I've been waiting 360 days.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

I am calling it...there will be major conflicts that will piss everyone off...

[NiceArthur32]

Oh.................... I'm in for the three beers.
You have a deal.
But, you can't pull an "airguitarvet" on me and just post "BEST THREAD EVER" everywhere. You have to actually contribute to the conversation.


i think most of my posts contribute to the thread...

OR

attempt to make fun of it...

i gotta do some heavy posting during the week!!!

[nbvwes]

why does everyone keep thinking bands like datarock or does it offend or battles or enter shakari or cut/copy are going to be in the sahara?? if you match up the number of dj's alone against available set times they BARELY would all fit with less than an hour apiece (which is far less than most dj's have gotten in past years)... i had hoped that midnight juggernauts MIGHT play sahara, but now (especially with Sebastian being moved) that's out of the picture... the only live act i can think of that will be in the sahara this year (on friday or saturday at least) is Pendulum... the rest are all dj's spinning (or RDJ plugging in his ipod)... i don't even think acts like Uffie or M.I.A. will be in the sahara (but it's possible), if i'm wrong however, it means like 30-40 minute sets for every DJ that day... it's simple arithmetic...

it's not like we're talking quantum physics here...


i'm calling it!

[Weatherman]

Wow.. you see a Breeders/Battles conflict?

hmm.. interesting.
Do you want to see either? neither? one of the two?

EDIT:
Just because those are 2 must-see for me, and I don't know where theyll put the Breeders. ...or Battles for that matter. Who knows?

I do want to see Battles (not too interested in Breeders) but I have a feeling it'll happen. It's the biggest possibility I can think of.

Seconding what TonyWonder said about redd kross, too. There's probably gonna be tons of nasty conflicts with that band.

[thelastgreatman]

I will eat so many drugs, I'm calling it.

I will eat so many more than you. I'm calling that.

Same goes for everybody. =)

Also, I'm calling Kraftwerk either not on the main stage anymore or after Prince.

[Weatherman]

Taking a gamble and taking a few more predictions cause i can't fall asleep and I'm bored:

- Rogue Wave is the first band on the Main Stage on Fri.

- Rilo Kiley closes on of the tents on Sat.

[quicksand]

Fail.

Autolux-->Metric-->Gogol Bordello Outdoor Theatre.

Calling it.

Two of these are already confirmed. So basically you're just predicting Gogol on Outdoor Theatre.
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Fuck that.

(Cause only queers post the word "fail" all by itself.)

[rage patton]

I was too lazy to find a picture.