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Mr.Nipples
02-01-2007, 10:24 AM
free nikes!

http://www.heavensgate.com/

elChurro
02-01-2007, 10:31 AM
http://home.comcast.net/~throughthewall/koolaid.jpg

Mr.Nipples
02-01-2007, 10:34 AM
indulge


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1V4vDMHVQc

Mr.Nipples
02-01-2007, 10:40 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0o4Qb_d7Io

frequent flyer mile advantages accepted...

J~$$$
02-01-2007, 10:51 AM
You just made the list.

Mr.Nipples
02-01-2007, 11:01 AM
the last of assholes on the coachella boards? im already on that list.

gaypalmsprings
02-01-2007, 07:20 PM
Wasn't Heaven's Gate a band that played at Coachella?

http://truemetal.org/mastersofmetal/heavensgate.htm

:afu

Mr.Nipples
02-01-2007, 09:13 PM
no heavens gate is my cult.

Good Days Last
02-01-2007, 10:26 PM
AHAHHAHAHAHA I watched some documentary on that shiz some months ago.

The dude was a total crackhead. HAHA. I laugh thinking they "believe" that.

It's probably the free acid at the local meetings.

Mr.Nipples
02-01-2007, 10:49 PM
free acid...yes...was it lysergic?...no

cityzun
02-02-2007, 05:21 PM
Cult huh....I dunno...do you have free medical, dental, and life insurance?

Mr.Nipples
02-02-2007, 06:53 PM
free medical...yes
free dental...yes
free life insurance...depends on what your definition of life insurance is...

Mr.Nipples
02-02-2007, 07:01 PM
if you are a male, let it be known that surgical emasculation is a prerequisite for the particular type of salvation we believe in.

cityzun
02-03-2007, 12:06 AM
if you are a male, let it be known that surgical emasculation is a prerequisite for the particular type of salvation we believe in.

What if I'm already emotionally emasculated from a traumatic childhood incident?

Mr.Nipples
02-03-2007, 12:12 AM
then youll fit right in

cityzun
02-03-2007, 01:06 AM
then youll fit right in

Schwing!

starbright777
03-20-2007, 10:36 AM
Jesus will save you!!

gaypalmsprings
03-20-2007, 10:37 AM
Jesus will save you!!

sicko

SFChrissy
03-20-2007, 10:39 AM
I just sprayed my computer with a double shot espresso...

Totally laughed at the free nikes!!!

invisiblerobots
03-20-2007, 11:14 AM
Jesus will save you!!

Wrong cult.

gaypalmsprings
03-20-2007, 11:25 AM
http://www.conservativecartoons.com/1997/gate.gif

SojuGorae
03-20-2007, 11:26 AM
David Koresh > Marshall Applewhite

Koresh went out with guns blazing.

invisiblerobots
03-20-2007, 11:33 AM
http://www.coolbeans.com/deadsm.jpg

disgustipated
04-05-2007, 10:46 PM
David Koresh > Marshall Applewhite

Koresh went out with guns blazing.



Ah-ah-ah-ah-MEN!!!

PineapplePete
04-05-2007, 10:52 PM
will there be candy or puppies?

miscorrections
04-05-2007, 10:54 PM
actually i've got a puppy covered in candy in my van. would you like to step inside?

PineapplePete
04-05-2007, 10:59 PM
covered in nerds

PineapplePete
04-05-2007, 11:00 PM
only if its a LAB