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ThunderInTheSky
01-30-2007, 10:17 PM
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wmgaretjax
01-30-2007, 10:23 PM
defend the ghetto?

ThunderInTheSky
01-30-2007, 10:25 PM
Yeah, is that okay? or are you a rich snob who builds town homes in ghettos where poor people are ran out for cheap property

Meadowsmeister
01-30-2007, 10:34 PM
Any girls going that are interested in hooking up and having someone to spend the weekend with? Maybe we could talk online and get to know each other til then and spend the weekend walking watching the bands together. Email me at defendtheghetto at hotmail dot com or aim me at thunderinthesky if you wanna talk about it.

I must say, that is quite strange.

scottierock
01-30-2007, 10:35 PM
Yeah, is that okay? or are you a rich snob who builds town homes in ghettos where poor people are ran out for cheap property

I need an explanation as to how one defends this 'ghetto' you speak of. i'm already confused.

Natelevmofuggaz
01-30-2007, 10:43 PM
Meet them there so they don't they can't contact you if you get them pregnant.

Just my opinion.

wmgaretjax
01-30-2007, 10:44 PM
Yeah, is that okay? or are you a rich snob who builds town homes in ghettos where poor people are ran out for cheap property

no... but thanks for asking.

Quentin
01-30-2007, 11:32 PM
Any girls going that are interested in hooking up and having someone to spend the weekend with? Maybe we could talk online and get to know each other til then and spend the weekend walking watching the bands together. Email me at defendtheghetto at hotmail dot com or aim me at thunderinthesky if you wanna talk about it.

I'm not making fun of you but this is funny :D

It's like those adds in the back of newspapers, but it's for Coachella. :D

Actually, this is atleast a better idea then hooking up with some random chick with all kinds of crustacean friends hanging about.

toolisbomb
01-30-2007, 11:51 PM
I think we should have a personals section for threads like this.

rampaige
01-31-2007, 03:25 AM
Any girls going that are interested in hooking up and having someone to spend the weekend with? Maybe we could talk online and get to know each other til then and spend the weekend walking watching the bands together. Email me at defendtheghetto at hotmail dot com or aim me at thunderinthesky if you wanna talk about it.

I am impressed with how proactive you are. Way to plan ahead. :thu

vinylmartyr
01-31-2007, 03:38 AM
nice

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 03:51 AM
Any girls going that are interested in hooking up and having someone to spend the weekend with? Maybe we could talk online and get to know each other til then and spend the weekend walking watching the bands together. Email me at defendtheghetto at hotmail dot com or aim me at thunderinthesky if you wanna talk about it.

Bloody hell girls, this bloke sounds like one hell of a catch!!!!!

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 03:53 AM
Anyway, I was only on this thread cause I thought it said Coachella Hookers!!!

skavenbrew
01-31-2007, 06:44 AM
this made me spit out my coffee. can i file a suit because i almost choked?

scottierock
01-31-2007, 06:59 AM
Actually, this is atleast a better idea then hooking up with some random chick with all kinds of crustacean friends hanging about.

hahaha ya those crusty friends are the worst

waxybk
01-31-2007, 10:34 AM
party in the ghetto!

Rezzo
01-31-2007, 11:17 AM
PERVERT

dekr510
01-31-2007, 02:35 PM
Meet them there so they don't they can't contact you if you get them pregnant.

Just my opinion.

thats some good advice there buddy.

chairmenmeow47
01-31-2007, 02:37 PM
or are you a rich snob who builds town homes in ghettos where poor people are ran out for cheap property

what...?

snowgirl_69
01-31-2007, 02:37 PM
hahahahah, sorry that is soooo funny!! All credit to you though...SKAVENBREW I love your humour.... :)

thaipod
01-31-2007, 02:52 PM
I bet he puts that same post on craigslist personals next to a picture of his cack.

york707
01-31-2007, 06:02 PM
Yeah, is that okay? or are you a rich snob who builds town homes in ghettos where poor people are ran out for cheap property

Charming and witty, too...

Trick Loves The Kids
01-31-2007, 07:02 PM
Hehe, yeah, I would like to meet up.

Here's my aim name,

Adam2uBer
01-31-2007, 08:05 PM
Toss my salad and I'll get you 61 virgins.

maddjester
01-31-2007, 09:23 PM
feck me runnin m8 is this acutally working out? i mean soe far it seems like a bunch of dudes are replying....but ey.... its orignial...and different. hope it all works out for u

Quentin
02-01-2007, 01:27 AM
feck me runnin m8 is this acutally working out? i mean soe far it seems like a bunch of dudes are replying....but ey.... its orignial...and different. hope it all works out for u

Oh dear lord...there was so much in that post that was incorrect...I think I hemmoraghed a little trying to read that :p

If I wanted to get laid at Coachella I'd just say:

"I'm so cool, you gotta measure me in Kelvin."

By showing the extent of my coolness...I confirm that I am cool...>.<;

dinosaurateme
02-01-2007, 01:53 AM
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/269425335.html

you even have photographic evidence of buddy's expertise.

pretentious
02-01-2007, 03:34 AM
people actually go to coachella to hook up? that is the last thing i would be thinking about.

..well, now come to think of it, that would be fun.

SIGN ME UP!

KYSER*HENDRIX
02-01-2007, 07:12 AM
Its a ghetto revival...Halleluja Holla Back

shotglass75
02-01-2007, 07:22 AM
I met some chick at Underworld back in 2003 and ended up making out with her. Then the shrooms kicked in and her face started to melt so I left. True story.

TheGunslinger138
02-01-2007, 07:28 AM
Yeah, is that okay? or are you a rich snob who builds town homes in ghettos where poor people are ran out for cheap property

HOOPER
Who said that?!?

HOLDEN
(standing)
I did! Lando Calrissian is a positive
black role model in the realm of
Science Fiction/Fantasy.

HOOPER
Fuck Lando Calrissian!
Always some white boy gotta
invoke the holy trilogy'! Bust this -
those movies are about how the white
man keeps the brother man down - even
in a galaxy far, far away. Check
this shit. You got cracker farm-boy
Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy -
blond hair, blue eyes.
And then you've got Darth
Vader: the blackest brother in the
galaxy. Nubian God.

BANKY
What's a Nubian?

HOOPER
Shut the fuck up! Now Vader, he's a
spiritual brother, with the force and
all that shit. Then this cracker
Skywalker gets his hands on a light-
saber, and the boy decides he's
gonna run the fucking universe - gets
a whole Klan of whites together, and
they're gonna bust up Vader's hood
the Death Star. Now what the fuck do
you call that!

BANKY
Intergalactic Civil War!

HOOPER
Gentrification!! They're gonna drive
out the black element, to make the
galaxy quote, unquote, safe' for white
folks.

_Alcoholic
02-01-2007, 07:37 AM
I met some chick at Underworld back in 2003 and ended up making out with her. Then the shrooms kicked in and her face started to melt so I left. True story.

Yeah, same experience but the chick turned into a dinosaur...and dinosaur's aren't cool

kimery08
02-01-2007, 12:45 PM
I met some chick at Underworld back in 2003 and ended up making out with her. Then the shrooms kicked in and her face started to melt so I left. True story.


best thing ive read today.

amyzzz
02-01-2007, 12:49 PM
I met some chick at Underworld back in 2003 and ended up making out with her. Then the shrooms kicked in and her face started to melt so I left. True story.
Doesn't it take only 15 minutes for shrooms to kick in? Why would you take them and start making out with some random strange girl? I call shenanigans.

TheGunslinger138
02-01-2007, 01:18 PM
Doesn't it take only 15 minutes for shrooms to kick in? Why would you take them and start making out with some random strange girl? I call shenanigans.


It usually takes me 45 minutes to catch the initial body buzz.

dinosaurateme
02-01-2007, 01:20 PM
Yeah, same experience but the chick turned into a dinosaur...and dinosaur's aren't cool

SCUSE ME?

dontfeedthebird
02-01-2007, 01:21 PM
Yeah, same experience but the chick turned into a dinosaur...and dinosaur's aren't cool


Um. You had dinosaur adventure at Underworld? Right on.

CalgaryRepresent
02-01-2007, 01:27 PM
Um. You had dinosaur adventure at Underworld? Right on.


That is f'in hilarious!

JohnnyDangerously
02-01-2007, 01:27 PM
Makes you wonder what the Dinosuar thought of him when she sobered up aswell.

fober
02-01-2007, 01:29 PM
I met my first wife at Coachella '99.
My first mistress at Coachella '00.
My divorce lawyer/second wife at Coachella '01.
My second mistress/first felony at Coachella '02.
My parole officer at Coachella '05.

laineinla
02-01-2007, 01:30 PM
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/cas/269425335.html

you even have photographic evidence of buddy's expertise.

that is so, so, so disturbing. Ick times a million.

JClemy
02-01-2007, 02:44 PM
Yeah, is that okay? or are you a rich snob who builds town homes in ghettos where poor people are ran out for cheap property

I like the town houses. They are often quite nice and a good place for people to live. They can really revitalize an area. Capitalism, thats what it is.

back4more
02-01-2007, 03:52 PM
Toss my salad and I'll get you 61 virgins.

LOL. Quality! Bit of a tall order finding 61 virgins in CAL though. Would have to be a good toss to make that search worthwhile.

back4more
02-01-2007, 04:03 PM
I met some chick at Underworld back in 2003 and ended up making out with her. Then the shrooms kicked in and her face started to melt so I left. True story.

Ha ha. Gotta love the shrooms. I remember in 2005 at Glastonbury on the Friday morning after a torrential downpour turned the place into a swamp. We were all miserable so we went to the grren fields and bought a bag of shrooms each from this hippy chick. Ate the lot then went for a wander.

Whe we got back to the main stage there were these two guys with papier mache pigeons on long bamboo canes and they were dangling them next to people's ears, tickling them then pulling them back again. It was hilarious to watch on the mushies. Must've watched them doing it for about an hour. And yes, they were really there.

revisitingnixon
02-01-2007, 04:56 PM
This is going to be my first year going to Coachella, but I didn't know there was going to be some sex-capade going on over there. Anyways, since I'm a newbie and all I did some research on this event and what's funny is I found an article about finding love at Coachella. Check it out:

How to Find Love at Coachella 2007 (http://wehow.ehow.com/how_2021458_love-coachella.html)

Peace.

pewter14
02-01-2007, 05:19 PM
My first mistress at Coachella '00.


hmmm, there was no Coachella 2000.

rampaige
02-01-2007, 05:24 PM
Wow, is there any topic Kampy didn't write a how-to article about? This is like the fourth Coachella related how-to of his I have seen. Way to help out your fellow Coachellians Kampy. :thu

As far as shroomin goes, I always have a difficult time with large trees. Sometimes the trees are friendly and wave down to me from way up above. But occasionally I run into a particularly menacing tree that scares me.

fober
02-01-2007, 06:00 PM
hmmm, there was no Coachella 2000.

Exactly.

smellslikevagina
02-01-2007, 10:04 PM
You're very creppy...

back4more
02-03-2007, 01:41 PM
You're very creppy...

Heh heh. You know when someone with the handle 'smellslikevagina' is appalled at your creepiness that you have truly overstepped the mark (well, it says 'creppy' rather than 'creepy' but I think that what they meant).

Adam2uBer
02-03-2007, 01:52 PM
I met some chick at Underworld back in 2003 and ended up making out with her. Then the shrooms kicked in and her face started to melt so I left. True story.
Hahahahhahahahhhahahahah. Funniest thing I've read all day.