Threads That Could Possibly Be Less Interesting Than Set Time Circle Jerk Predictions

[thelastgreatman]

Don't post anything in this thread. There are no possible answers. Thank you.

[emtgreg]

goatse provides all answers

[miscorrections]

I'm pretty sure this thread takes an early lead.

[Hannahrain]

My foot's asleep.

[paulb]

where did Humble Pie come from?

[thelastgreatman]

Chopped up humble people. Pie crust. Heat.

[captncrzy]

I mowed my lawn today in the wind and all the clippings blew into my face..now I have a sore throat and a runny nose.

[Hannahrain]

where did Humble Pie come from?

England.

[thelastgreatman]

Are you trying to call me English, you Palestinian bitch?

[bballarl]

I'm watching a special on the roots of Metal on VH1 right now. They talked about Humble Pie for like two seconds.

[Alchemy]

Why is mountain spring water supposed to be pure, crisp and refreshing?

[thelastgreatman]

Liquified mountain people.

[Wheres the beef?]

Because it doesnt have all the prescription drugs in it like city water.

[Hannahrain]

I lost some groupies to Humble Pie in a poker game once.

[menikmati]

funny how every bottled water company claims to have found some spectacular untouched by man water source hidden deep inside some mysterious mountain range.

[thelastgreatman]

And really they just threw a small town into a giant blender. That's what happened to Evian, CO, you know.

[PineapplePete]

Shutup.

[Alchemy]

When I think of the word pure, the word virgin always comes to mind. Crisp always summons up the image of tostadas (aka corn chips, I guess). Refreshing... Well, I suppose a mountain spring, actually.

I feel a lot of emotions when drinking mountain spring water. Sort of like I'm having exactly what I'm told. Yet also as if I am embracing my Mexican roots and having fresh sex.





And that's what I think of Humble Pie.

[thelastgreatman]

I always knew you wanted me, Alchemy.

[bballarl]

Breaking the law, breaking the law.

[Alchemy]

I notice that my words may have accidentally given the impression that part of Mexican heritage is having sex with virgins, when I actually meant that part to be about eating tostadas.

It gives that impression, and I am totally fine with that and I am going to go with that instead.

[paulb]

So Randy, how many anal cherry's have you popped?

[thelastgreatman]

First correct your possessive/plural issue and then ask again.

[bballarl]

Earlier in this series on metal, they were talking about Alice Cooper and how his show in 1973 involved necrophilia. While it wasn't necrobestiality, which is "in" in 2008, Alice Cooper is clearly the forefather of all that is cool.

[thelastgreatman]

Fuck My Frankenstein

[miscorrections]

Necro-b.

[Alchemy]

Paulb, make the revisions Randy mentioned, but also incorporate some of the necrophilia elements in Andrew's recent post.

[paulb]

Ive lost interest.

[thelastgreatman]

Based on today, this board is so fucking boring without me I don't know how you all think you could stand it.

[Alchemy]

I'll do it then.

Randy, if there was a very beautiful, and very dead, female spread before you, would you anally pop her withering cherry?

By the way, she's a goat, but the most beautiful goat you've ever seen.

[thelastgreatman]

Do I have lube?

[paulb]

Randy, who would you rather have sexual intercourse with? Rosie O'Donnell or Halle Berry, but she's been dead for 6 hours?

[Alchemy]

You have lube and nobody would need to know.

[thelastgreatman]

If I cared about people knowing I would have asked.

Both dead things sound like they need an assful, pronto.

[Alchemy]

Halle Berry dead for six hours?

Pssh... That's equal to food's five-second-rule where I'm from.

[suprefan]

Breaking the law, breaking the law.


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[thelastgreatman]

I'd kill the bitch just to wait to have sex with her six hours later. Monster's Ball style sex too.

[paulb]

I'd kill the bitch just to wait to have sex with her six hours later. Monster's Ball style sex too.

not too shabby.

[thelastgreatman]

Supre, stop trying to bring your boring shit in here. This thread is not for boring people to do boring things. It's for the rest of us to try to conceive of something more boring than you.

[rage patton]

Randy, would you fuck a dead starnosed mole?

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/exploration/resources/bizarre_starnosed_mole_400.jpg

[thelastgreatman]

How did this become the "would Randy fuck it?" thread? I'm not saying that wouldn't have been a good thread, but what the hell happened here?

[donthasselthehof]

Someone should start a.....Randy would you fuck a _________? thread

[Hannahrain]

Yeah but the answer would always be yes, so. Waste of a thread.

[rage patton]

How did this become the "would Randy fuck it?" thread? I'm not saying that wouldn't have been a good thread, but what the hell happened here?

Im just curious. At least its more interesting then speculating set times.

[thelastgreatman]

Yeah but the answer would always be yes, so. Waste of a thread.

That's not true. The questioners just aren't all that creative. I could think of plenty of things I wouldn't fuck.

[Alchemy]

That star-nosed mole does looks pretty provocative though. It looks like it has a funky vagina on its face.

[thelastgreatman]

I'll tell you what, that thing does have built-in scrotal stimulation. Fucking that is like a Rabbit vibrator for dudes.

[thelastgreatman]

For example: I would never, ever, ever fuck this face
<-------------------

Star-nosed, dead, whatever. I'm not putting my wangsaber anywhere near that fucking thing.

[paulb]

Im pretty sure the guys from Oz would...

[JClemy]

I don't really want to know things that you would put your meat sword in. I think you'd tell us if it were pertinent

[thelastgreatman]

The thing you guys don't realize is that my meat sword is a gift. Want to find something I won't fuck, start naming shit that doesn't deserve encouragement. Like punk rock. Hitler. Reality TV. Cocaine. George Carlin.

[Alchemy]

I'd totally hit Reality TV. She's a snobby and stupid bitch, but she's got such an ass.

[JClemy]

Nu Metal

[thelastgreatman]

Sahara Tents.

[paulb]

The thing you guys don't realize is that my meat sword is a gift. Want to find something I won't fuck, start naming shit that doesn't deserve encouragement. Like punk rock. Hitler. Reality TV. Cocaine. George Carlin.

What you got against George? He may be 70, but he is still funny as shit.

[suprefan]

Aidz Needlez

[JClemy]

Techno viking

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2346/2060315012_a002786a08_o.jpg

[Alchemy]

I remember in 2006 when my I gave up my Sahara Tent virginity, Harry Gregson-Williams was playing keyboards with Hybrid as a guest. It was really special.

[Hannahrain]

Symbolism.

[PassiveTheory]

Dental Plan.

[Hannahrain]

Passivetheory.

[paulb]

Dustin Hoffman

[PassiveTheory]

Hannahrain.

[Hannahrain]

It's really funny of you to repeat my same joke I just made about you.

[PassiveTheory]

Hannahrain's jokes.

[JClemy]

Jack Johnson

http://www.gigwise.com/artists/00010088_press-376.jpg

[Alchemy]

I see what you did there, Passive.

[Bud Luster]

I've seen you. I wouldn't give you the honor of a facefucking, sorry.

seriously, Im in the same category as Supre. Fucking shit. Would you fuck my ass then Randy? What if I was dead? anything?

[Alchemy]

I'm going to take the direction of the thread as a cue to retire for the night.

[rage patton]

Are we naming things we would or wouldn't fuck?

[JClemy]

Are we naming things we would or wouldn't fuck?

I think thats for you to decide yourself. Looking for a little JJ action? lol

[paulb]

somtimes both....who you pickin Josh?

[JClemy]

I'm with Alchemy. This has lost it's steam.

[Hannahrain]

AT MY FRONT DOOAHHHHHHH

[Hannahrain]

I'm on drugs.

[PassiveTheory]

References to Almost Famous

[Hannahrain]

I think he was adding to the list of things Randy probably wouldn't fuck. Which is bull, really. I know I'd totally do references to almost famous, and I'm much more discriminating than RotationSlimRandy is.

[gratytrainridesagain]

Passive Theory provides the closed-captions for retards.

Finally the thread is funny again

[PassiveTheory]

Closed-captions.

[Wheres the beef?]

I think he was adding to the list of things Randy probably wouldn't fuck. Which is bull, really. I know I'd totally do references to almost famous, and I'm much more discriminating than RotationSlimRandy is.

Talking about what you would or wouldn't fuck needs to stop right now.