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Boourns
03-10-2008, 04:20 PM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article896767.ece


NICKELBACK frontman CHAD KROEGER always seemed like quite a nice boy - until he revealed he can put his manhood in his mouth.

The 'impressive' party trick is something you might expect from rocker MICK JAGGER or shocker ROBBIE WILLIAMS.

The How You Remind Me singer learned of his unique skill as a teenager when he was dared to do something outrageous for a crate of beer.

He told Playboy: "I put my own d**k in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time.

"It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer."

Let's just hope he doesn't try to show off onstage!

nationocean
03-10-2008, 04:21 PM
I did not need to know this Boourns... really.

ThomThom
03-10-2008, 04:22 PM
I hope Nickelback are one of Paul Tollett's "tricks up his sleeve" for this purpose alone.

BlackSwan
03-10-2008, 04:25 PM
I did not need to know this Boourns... really.

yea, come on, now you have nationocean drooling.

Boourns
03-10-2008, 04:32 PM
So Chad sucks his own cock, then gargles his own monkey spit. That's how he makes his voice sound like that.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-10-2008, 04:33 PM
There's gayer things than a cock going into your ass.

lolz

woogie846
03-10-2008, 04:34 PM
Oh. My. God.

I know someone who loves Nickelback. I am going to ruin her life.

MarkO
03-10-2008, 04:35 PM
I did not need to know this Boourns... really.

x1000

STALINZZZ
03-10-2008, 04:37 PM
http://media.lvrj.com/images/1785573.jpg

ThomThom
03-10-2008, 04:38 PM
I always knew the lead singer for Nickelback was a cock gobbler.

PassiveTheory
03-10-2008, 04:39 PM
LOL.

ThomThom
03-10-2008, 04:40 PM
Radiohead fanboys masturbating furiously in anticipation of the set > Nickeback sucks cock

OMGZZZ I LOLD

Memorial_07
03-10-2008, 06:37 PM
wow...
i thought he didn't have a dick

JClemy
03-10-2008, 07:00 PM
Thats hilarious! Now people can call him a cocksucker and it's true.

Sushov23
03-10-2008, 07:25 PM
LOL, you guys make me fucking LOL so much.

All That I Am
03-10-2008, 10:07 PM
Who reads Playboy?

ThomThom
03-10-2008, 10:26 PM
Never made it as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealin'
Tired of livin' like a blind man
I'm sick inside without a sense of feelin
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breakin'
I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
Despite words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no

It's not like you didn't know that
I said I love you and I swear I still do
It must have been so bad
Cause living with me must have damn near killed you

This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breakin'
I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
Despite words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no

Never made is as a wise man
I couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
And this is how you remind me
This is how you remind me

This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
This is how you remind me
Of what I really am
It's not like you to say sorry
I was waiting on a different story
This time I'm mistaken
For handing you a heart worth breakin'
I've been wrong, I've been down
To the bottom of every bottle
Despite words in my head
Scream "Are we having fun yet?"
Yet?, Yet?, Yet?, no no


How's that for some Grade A cock gobbler lyrics?

msklvr
03-11-2008, 12:37 AM
So Chad sucks his own cock, then gargles his own monkey spit. That's how he makes his voice sound like that.

It's the monkey spit and the cock really opening up the ol' throat. He can belt out all the cocksmokin' lyrics like a champ.

gmoneyak
03-11-2008, 01:54 AM
I just want to see a video of the interviewer's reactions while Chad spilled his self-gobby love story..



I'm guessing if he was a Nickleback fan, he might've looked like this:

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f178/Gmoneyak2/thinsaneguy.gif

captncrzy
03-11-2008, 10:12 AM
I don't know how you guys walk around with those things all day.