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mob roulette
03-05-2008, 04:37 PM
If you want to play. Hit the "random article" button on Wikipedia several times in succession and list the results here. Please let us know if you learn anything useful or if you notice any pattern in the results.

Here, I'll start:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Entity

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_Italy

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triose_Phosphate_Isomerase_deficiency

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicolas_Abraham

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kernstown%2C_Virginia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lama_%28band%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Kimmelman

"In 2007, Lama got the Best Ukrainian act award of MTV Europe Music Awards."

Huh. Who knew?

Also this game has a shelf life of about two pages, so get in while the getting's good.

thelastgreatman
03-05-2008, 04:39 PM
hU5N2SrEaZI

mob roulette
03-05-2008, 04:42 PM
Suck it Randalf.

thelastgreatman
03-05-2008, 04:45 PM
You're just jealous I get a wizard's name and you're a color, Mauve.

mob roulette
03-05-2008, 04:56 PM
You know, a simple tribute to Christopher Wallace on the tenth anniversary of his death likely would have been enough. You didn't have to jizz on the legacy by posting every lyrical scrap you could get your attention-starved little hands on. Hack.

thelastgreatman
03-05-2008, 05:00 PM
It wasn't the tenth anniversary of his death. And his name is not Christopher Wallace. It's fucking Biggie.

Yours is Mauve. Mine's Randalf. Now do we all know where we stand?

amyzzz
03-05-2008, 05:02 PM
http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film2/DVDReviews33/a%20trading%20places%20blu-ray/08_TradingPlaces_BD.jpg

thelastgreatman
03-05-2008, 05:03 PM
Mob, I'm curious--what is it that transpired in the time you've been gone that caused you to shed the big gaping vagina you used to wear around? You almost have a sack it would appear.


You got the operation?

mob roulette
03-05-2008, 05:14 PM
It wasn't the tenth anniversary of his death. And his name is not Christopher Wallace. It's fucking Biggie.

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4577&highlight=biggie+smalls

Quit riding my fucking coattails, bitch boy. Anything you can do, I can do better and I did it years before you even thought to open your fucking mouth. I was making my bones when you were still jerking off into your sister's panties. You fucking child. Who told you you could work with men?

Those references you can catch? Clear enough? You sloe-eyed, spoon-fed, overprivileged brat. Still buying brown tar with your mama's credit card? She must be so proud. You don't know your Mamet from your asshole, tugboat, let alone how to fucking fact check. It's a bit of a disgrace, really.

thelastgreatman
03-05-2008, 05:23 PM
Fact check? I was trying to fact check--you haven't answered how you've suddenly stopped being a big pussy, but it would appear that actually you're merely now a miserable cunt. Still, at least now you're actually almost funny occasionally.

Sorry that I didn't give a fuck you had started a thread about a different subject involving the same artist. Sorry that I'm going to continue to not give a fuck. Sorry that the last few months clearly haven't been good to you. I've been doing EXCELLENT, thanks for asking. =)

mob roulette
03-05-2008, 05:28 PM
I think I hurt his feelings. So Dress Barn must be a pretty flexible employer then? Did you get reimbursed for the stay in rehab or is that on your dime? Health insurance can be a wonderful thing, Randy. You should look into it. Course you'd have to make more than nine dollars an hour to afford it.

thelastgreatman
03-05-2008, 05:34 PM
How much do I have to make to get your life, Mob? That's what I really want. Clearly being you is smooth sailing. Remember when you were the sweet, innocent middle-aged guy with a 14 year old Mormon kid's sense of appropriateness?

Really, what happened? Did somebody rape and kill your multiple wives? Oh wait, you didn't even have one wive, did you?

mob roulette
03-05-2008, 05:35 PM
Weak sauce.

Come on, tiger. Make it worth my while.

thelastgreatman
03-05-2008, 05:36 PM
Frankly, it's not that interesting.

chiapet
03-05-2008, 05:37 PM
Can we get back to the wikipedia randomness? :D

fatbastard
03-05-2008, 05:37 PM
You reminded me to print the list of MacArthur fellows on Wikipedia. I print random things as they come in my head and leave them in a stack on the lower left file cabinet of my desk. When I need to do "big potty", I grab an article or two and read them. I throw them in the trash can next to the sink before washing my hands.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plane_%28tool%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamb%C3%A9_%28comics%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuni_Shara

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tickhill_%26_Wadworth_railway_station

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucia_%28butterfly%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_XL_Falcon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valley_Mall_%28Hagerstown%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alton%2C_Maine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Lochmaben_Fair

mob roulette
03-05-2008, 05:41 PM
One of my elementary school teachers drove a Ford Falcon. Big fan.

chiapet
03-05-2008, 05:43 PM
Seriously, I want a job where I make tons of money by just siting around and browsing wikipedia or uncyclopedia all day.

fatbastard
03-05-2008, 05:46 PM
All I can say is that my new diet has me in the crapper at least 3 times a day. I need to make the most of my time by enlightening myself rather than staring at a metal door..

chiapet
03-05-2008, 05:55 PM
....

Hannahrain
03-05-2008, 07:12 PM
uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Special:Random

Sometimes this is good, sometimes it's crap. You know. Like most things.


Can we please start the fight back up? I missed it.


Edit. I just got this one. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Virgin)

thelastgreatman
03-05-2008, 07:13 PM
Humble Pies do not fight. We are a dignified people. Well, dignified pie.

Hannahrain
03-05-2008, 07:15 PM
Also Valarie someday you and I need to sit in a balcony and play Statler and Waldorf about everything and everybody.

PassiveTheory
03-05-2008, 07:23 PM
Fuck this wikipedia shit, I wanna see Mob and Randy go at it.

Hannahrain
03-05-2008, 07:25 PM
Ew. I just want to see them fight.

kreutz2112
03-05-2008, 07:25 PM
http://www.fotosearch.com/comp/thk/thk239/men-fighting-over-beach-ball-on-beach-~-e00002440.jpg

PassiveTheory
03-05-2008, 07:39 PM
Ew. I just want to see them fight.

You do realize that them fighting is pretty much as homoerotic as them fucking, right?

chiapet
03-05-2008, 08:37 PM
You do realize that them fighting is pretty much as homoerotic as them fucking, right?

I don't think the fucking and fighting have to be mutually exclusive.

miscorrections
03-05-2008, 08:37 PM
I missed you, Mob.

alex97
03-05-2008, 09:16 PM
Seriously, I want a job where I make tons of money by just siting around and browsing wikipedia or uncyclopedia all day.

uncyclopedia rules! best part is the "did you know.." :thu

rage patton
03-05-2008, 09:17 PM
Burglahr is a municipality in the district of Altenkirchen, in Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany.

The patellar reflex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patellar_reflex)or knee-jerk is a stretch reflex and is a myotatic reflex.

Charles Gardner Rought (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Rought) (born October 16, 1884 – died January 31, 1918) was a British rower who competed in the 1912 Summer Olympics.

Secret Love (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Love_%28film%29) is a 1916 drama film featuring Harry Carey.

I love this random function... I have never used it before.

PotVsKtl
03-05-2008, 09:34 PM
This thread maintained my stamp of approval for half a page.

thelastgreatman
03-05-2008, 09:34 PM
Did you remember to bring the stamp of delete?