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2integrate
03-02-2008, 03:24 PM
WHO KEEPS PASSOVER?
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FOOD?
WE WILL WATCH OTHERS EAT OR CAN WE TAKE OUR MATZA SANDWICH INSIDE?

JustSteve
03-02-2008, 03:26 PM
doh

thelastgreatman
03-02-2008, 03:28 PM
Is ecstasy kosher?

HEADSTRUCK
03-02-2008, 03:28 PM
sure is

2integrate
03-02-2008, 03:36 PM
That is not funny at all man, hope you take that shit down.

NiceArthur32
03-02-2008, 03:39 PM
are vaginal secretions kosher? do i have to stuff a hebrew national down my pants to get head from a jewish chick? or do jewish people not go downtown?

i've always wondered this...

thelastgreatman
03-02-2008, 03:50 PM
Jewish chicks all give head, usually fairly well. unless you're talking Orthodox or Hassidic, in which case I don't know. Regular Jew broads though generally suck a mean cock. It's their concession for holding out other things.

2integrate
03-02-2008, 03:52 PM
are vaginal secretions kosher? do i have to stuff a hebrew national down my pants to get head from a jewish chick? or do jewish people not go downtown?

i've always wondered this...

Your shit is probably so small that you would have better chances with a hebrew national in your pants. Make sure you get the polish style!

PassiveTheory
03-02-2008, 03:58 PM
http://granitegrok.com/pix/israeli_lion_rescuing_cub.jpg

NiceArthur32
03-02-2008, 04:17 PM
Your shit is probably so small that you would have better chances with a hebrew national in your pants. Make sure you get the polish style!

youre right...

i'm gonna go cry and masturbate....


=(

ruetheday
03-02-2008, 05:19 PM
Jews aren't allowed at Coachella

betao
03-02-2008, 05:44 PM
alias.

suprefan
03-02-2008, 06:47 PM
alias.

But who though

whynotsmile99
03-02-2008, 08:23 PM
uhh i will be there. so i guess that makes it 1 so far

leo01g
03-02-2008, 08:32 PM
WHO KEEPS PASSOVER?
WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FOOD?
WE WILL WATCH OTHERS EAT OR CAN WE TAKE OUR MATZA SANDWICH INSIDE?

Wait but dont you have to be in church on saturday and friday evening?

clincher
03-02-2008, 09:18 PM
worst thread ever

Wheres the beef?
03-02-2008, 09:40 PM
seriously.

betao
03-02-2008, 09:48 PM
But who though

2integrate

thelastgreatman
03-02-2008, 10:08 PM
HOW MANY JEWS?


So far, one too many.

alias
03-02-2008, 10:36 PM
alias.

nope.

JClemy
03-02-2008, 10:46 PM
Is it funny when you have to question if the dude is serious or not?

sbessiso
03-03-2008, 05:11 AM
jews don't do outdoors, they don't do the sun, and they don't do anything that requires $3 for a bottle of water

Sonicifyouwantit
03-03-2008, 10:36 AM
jews don't do outdoors, they don't do the sun, and they don't do anything that requires $3 for a bottle of water

$2 dont give gv any ideas, $2 water is just fine.

waltponce
03-03-2008, 10:41 AM
jews don't do outdoors, they don't do the sun, and they don't do anything that requires $3 for a bottle of water

Uh, this post has to be the dumbest one yet.

First Jews DO outdoors! We were stuck in the desert for 40 years following some dude looking for our promised land. Coachella is this Jews promised land. Sure, it's not dripping with milk and honey, more like weed and Heineken, but it'll do and I'm not picky.

Jews DO the sun! Hello!?!?!?!?!?! From Egypt to Israel is no picnic, man. A hell-of-a-lot of sun out there!

Jews DO NOT pay $3 a bottle! There you have me, good sir. We Jews do not pay $3 for water. We collect 10 empties and RECYCLE for free and get one in return! If you look at the Jewish political agenda you will see that the Jewish community as a whole are big advocates for recycling and reversing global warming.

So, in summation...you're a fucktard.

See you all at Coachella my Hebrew Brothers.

Gimmel!

thelastgreatman
03-03-2008, 11:01 AM
Keep any real Jews out--only forced non-practicing Jews like me. They'll just bribe their way into getting the main stage made into the official Jewish Stage even though most of the Germans are playing the Sahara.

sbessiso
03-03-2008, 01:55 PM
did I just get called a fucktard?

NiceArthur32
03-03-2008, 02:01 PM
i believe you did...

and you were also given a 12 year old girl, "Hello!?"

sbessiso
03-03-2008, 02:04 PM
what?

Sonicifyouwantit
03-03-2008, 02:22 PM
did I just get called a fucktard?

hahaha, im still wondering when the jewish community decided it would be great to make attacks on this message board. Either go to coachella or dont. Same weekend every year get over it

Mr.Nipples
03-03-2008, 02:52 PM
I played a jew flute this morning...

rage patton
03-03-2008, 02:55 PM
6,000,000

chairmenmeow47
03-03-2008, 03:42 PM
i guess caps lock is kosher.

NiceArthur32
03-03-2008, 03:42 PM
how many jews can you fit in a....

nevermind... i'll stop myself...

whynotsmile99
03-03-2008, 03:42 PM
this thread fucking sucks. Please just let it die

marooko
03-03-2008, 03:45 PM
Uh, this post has to be the dumbest one yet.

First Jews DO outdoors! We were stuck in the desert for 40 years following some dude looking for our promised land.

Jews DO the sun! Hello!?!?!?!?!?! From Egypt to Israel is no picnic, man. A hell-of-a-lot of sun out there!



it could be argued that these points are why jews don't do the outdoors.