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skiptracr
02-27-2008, 08:23 PM
please, no more straw cowboy hats.

Blinken
02-28-2008, 10:14 AM
Fuck off.

Sonicifyouwantit
02-28-2008, 10:32 AM
We'll let you enforce that act at the festival.

whynotsmile99
02-28-2008, 10:38 AM
yea screw you. THese things are the best to keep the sun off my face. I need to stop off at Walmart again this year to pick up a $10 Miller Beer straw hat. I looked like a cheap redneck but that thing was great in years past

Blinken
02-28-2008, 10:42 AM
I am all for looking like a redneck if it keeps my neck and face from getting sunburned.

Sexecutioner
02-28-2008, 10:51 AM
I am all for looking like a redneck if it keeps my neck and face from getting sunburned.

or you could just put on sunscreen and not look like a douche?

Blinken
02-28-2008, 10:55 AM
or you could just put on sunscreen and not look like a douche?

No, i would rather look like a douche.

Sexecutioner
02-28-2008, 11:02 AM
than by all means, go for it! who am i to get in the way of anyone's douchebaggery?

donthasselthehof
02-28-2008, 11:03 AM
i was going to wear one of these....
http://www.guildcraftinc.com/images/products/full/216-271%20Asian%20Hat.jpg

evilmushroompie
02-28-2008, 01:26 PM
yes, fuck the cowboy hats!

Mr.Nipples
02-28-2008, 01:36 PM
its not your head, what the fuck do you care...

evilmushroompie
02-28-2008, 04:18 PM
If someone is wearing one, I have a harder time seeing the band in front of me, as the hat adds 3-5 inches to ones head. Plus they can turn a hot girl not so hot :(

algunz
02-28-2008, 04:27 PM
http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee218/alessandragunz/Apr27_0008.jpg

smoke
02-28-2008, 06:17 PM
i don't see why you couldn't have made that picture a bit smaller.

algunz
02-28-2008, 06:24 PM
It's Brokendoll's old avatar. I don't know how to make it bigger, besides I'm not sure we really want to get a good look at it.

greghead
02-28-2008, 07:15 PM
or you could just put on sunscreen and not look like a douche?

Sunscreen sucks. With a good hat, you don't need sunscreen. The key is wide-brimmed hats from Army surplus stores; they dry quickly, allow your head to breathe, and can easily be rolled up and put in your pocket when necessary.

whynotsmile99
02-28-2008, 08:31 PM
almost forgot about my favorite hat ever. Bought this in Thailand.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a272/jdrubin1675/South%20East%20Asia%202007/DSC_0056-2.jpg

gaypalmsprings
02-28-2008, 08:42 PM
http://dogwelder.com/images/365/0626.jpg

thelastgreatman
02-28-2008, 08:43 PM
Rickshaw hats are the only way to go.


Well... and fedoras, of course.

NiceArthur32
02-28-2008, 08:44 PM
almost forgot about my favorite hat ever. Bought this in Thailand.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a272/jdrubin1675/South%20East%20Asia%202007/DSC_0056-2.jpg

did that hat come with a happy ending?

BillyCrystal
02-28-2008, 08:50 PM
nobody's gotten a hand job in a straw hat since 'nam.

whynotsmile99
02-28-2008, 08:53 PM
i wish you'd host the oscars again Billy

NiceArthur32
02-28-2008, 08:56 PM
billy crystal is still alive?

three words...

CITY SLICKERS THREE!

greghead
02-28-2008, 09:15 PM
billy crystal is still alive?

three words...

CITY SLICKERS THREE!

three words...

DEAR GOD, NO!

gratytrainridesagain
02-28-2008, 09:54 PM
CITY SLICKERS THREE!

Analyze whatever you damn well please

BROKENDOLL
02-28-2008, 10:21 PM
It's Brokendoll's old avatar. I don't know how to make it bigger, besides I'm not sure we really want to get a good look at it.
http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w18/1BROKENDOLL/mz_4444197_bodyshot_300x400-3.gif Here...Try this on for size! As far as my straw hat goes, sorry, but it's gone with me to every Coachella and serves it's purpose. And, like me, it's showing it's age, but, hey...It's a tradition! If I'm in front of someone and I feel it may be blocking their view,I simply let it hang down my back. I have no problem removing it if someone asks.

BROKENDOLL
02-29-2008, 07:33 AM
Hey, would someone please tell me how to use that animated Meez as my avatar? I'm having a helluva time trying to figure it out! (Damn, somedays it's not easy being a retard!)

airguitarvet
02-29-2008, 03:47 PM
i was going to wear one of these....
http://www.guildcraftinc.com/images/products/full/216-271%20Asian%20Hat.jpg im taking one of those

BROKENDOLL
03-01-2008, 01:19 AM
im taking one of those Well, you may not have to worry about blocking anyone's view...Nor, worry about anyone entering your radial area... Christ! Radial area???WTF??? Let's try perimeter instead, and I'll confess to being "primed..."

humanoid
03-01-2008, 02:48 AM
than by all means, go for it! who am i to get in the way of anyone's douchebaggery?

I am a huge supporter of the word douchebaggery....most people actually are douches, its only appropriate that they look the part as well