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Mr.Nipples
01-30-2007, 12:12 AM
fuck this thread...

dorkfish
01-30-2007, 07:33 AM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4797/swingandamisslgwn4.jpg

Mr.Nipples
01-30-2007, 07:53 AM
fuck this thread...

nothingman00
01-30-2007, 01:27 PM
Well played, Brad. Also, possibly the best face ever made during a swing and miss.

Alice
02-09-2007, 07:48 PM
Do you actuallly mean make babies or just have sex?
Is it your ambition to conceive at a massive music festival?

Hannahrain
02-09-2007, 07:51 PM
Do you actuallly mean make babies or just have sex?
Is it your ambition to conceive at a massive music festival?

I was concieved at a Hot Tuna concert. you got a problem with that?

Mr.Nipples
02-09-2007, 07:57 PM
fuck this thread...

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-09-2007, 08:33 PM
Just sex it is, then!

DeltaSigChi4
02-09-2007, 09:40 PM
conceiving*

Furthermore, you can't see the ball in that image, therefore the young man might've fouled it off, not swung and missed.

glass half full > glass half empty

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cityzun
02-09-2007, 10:57 PM
Just use an alias when meeting women and they can't track you down. I'm going to use "Lance Uppercut."

vinylmartyr
02-09-2007, 11:26 PM
Me too.

jerpar24
02-09-2007, 11:27 PM
Do you actuallly mean make babies or just have sex?
Is it your ambition to conceive at a massive music festival?

I know some guy that was conceived at the 1st woodstock.

Just think though how would you tell your child that the only reason he is alive is because of a bitchin' line up at Coachella.

SheriNOIR
02-10-2007, 03:45 AM
What about those kids that get names after where they were concieved..
At least no-one would have the same name..

Coachella Smith.. Has a ring to it..

Hannahrain
02-10-2007, 03:48 AM
What about those kids that get names after where they were concieved..
At least no-one would have the same name..

Coachella Smith.. Has a ring to it..

i am really glad i'm not named after my conception.

somehow i think growin up with the name "most likely in a volkswagen" would have been hard.

SheriNOIR
02-10-2007, 03:49 AM
Hahaha.
I like it better than Hannah.

Just kidding..

windscreen
02-10-2007, 06:20 AM
Hey hey baby
maybe you can show me your nay nay
and we can make a lady tonight....

woogie846
02-10-2007, 08:06 AM
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4797/swingandamisslgwn4.jpg

Alright seriously, where do people get all of these pictures?? Is there a special website?? Link. Please.

pewter14
02-10-2007, 11:44 AM
I was concieved at a Hot Tuna concert. you got a problem with that?

this could be the funniest thing I've read in a while ... not poking fun ... it's just .... oh nevermind ... ha ha ha

amyzzz
02-10-2007, 12:56 PM
i am really glad i'm not named after my conception.

somehow i think growin up with the name "most likely in a volkswagen" would have been hard.
My name would have been "Thanksgiving Ski Trip" and my brother would have been "Brand New Waterbed."

pewter14
02-10-2007, 01:15 PM
My name would have been "Thanksgiving Ski Trip" and my brother would have been "Brand New Waterbed."

This would have been a good thread ....

my name would be "Staying in a cramped hotel room as construction on the new house is not done."

canexplain
02-10-2007, 01:32 PM
I named my daughter after a song ... sort of the same i guess...darn hippies :bump ...Cinnamon ...cr*****

RATMan
02-10-2007, 01:34 PM
My name would have been "Back Alley Rape", much better than Woodstock, how gay

pewter14
02-10-2007, 02:02 PM
I named my daughter after a song ... sort of the same i guess...darn hippies :bump ...Cinnamon ...cr*****

As in The Long Winters - Cinnamon?

(edit - if so or if not, that's a great song)

KiwiCoachella
02-10-2007, 05:37 PM
My name would have been "Back Alley Rape", much better than Woodstock, how gay

Finally it all makes sense... :lool

kroqken
04-05-2007, 09:42 PM
I would love to meet some girl at Coachella that yould give me a second date. I think sex is cool, but I would rather be with a girl I see regularly, not someone here today and gone tomorrow.

Mr.Nipples
04-05-2007, 09:44 PM
dear god why the fuck did i make this thread...

Mr.Nipples
04-05-2007, 09:45 PM
who?...

PineapplePete
04-05-2007, 09:45 PM
what happened to that guy who suggested an abortion tent?

miscorrections
04-05-2007, 09:46 PM
i don't know, but i'll bring the coathangers.

Mr.Nipples
04-05-2007, 09:47 PM
there, thats better...

Bud Luster
04-05-2007, 09:50 PM
While an abortion tent does sound like a good and practical idea. I think they should just hand out morning after pills.

PineapplePete
04-05-2007, 09:51 PM
hahahHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i just laughed so hard at Mr. Nips edit

alyssak
04-13-2007, 10:25 PM
fuck, I forgot I'm not single

kroqken
04-17-2007, 09:38 AM
I am sure some kids out there were conceived at a past Coachella and they will be posting on this message board in about 15 to 20 years.

joppy-slow
04-17-2007, 10:40 AM
http://www.funnypostcard.com/images/halloweencat.jpg

psychic friend
04-17-2007, 10:43 AM
CONDOMS>babies

miscorrections
04-17-2007, 10:44 AM
pills > condoms > babies

amyzzz
04-17-2007, 10:57 AM
wanted babies>condoms

kroqken
04-17-2007, 05:33 PM
Babies who grow up to be liberal > baqbies that grow up to be Republican fucktards!

Mr.Nipples
04-17-2007, 06:25 PM
please stop bumping this god forsaken post after this one here...

blakely
04-17-2007, 06:47 PM
http://www.funnypostcard.com/images/halloweencat.jpg

so, is the asshole suppose to be a trach-hole?


oh, and *BUMP*....

fuck nipples...

Agent Orange
04-17-2007, 07:01 PM
you bring the condoms and i'll bring the sex!

dalethethug
04-17-2007, 07:05 PM
bump

kroqken
04-18-2007, 07:57 AM
What is with all of the sex talk?

samiksha
04-18-2007, 08:24 AM
https://www.thudrumble.com/AdvHTML_Upload/BAR.jpg

kroqken
04-18-2007, 08:26 AM
I try to avoid phone sex, way too depressing. I prefer interpersonal contact.

samiksha
04-18-2007, 08:30 AM
hahahaha, so you haven't been successful at totally avoiding it?

miscorrections
04-18-2007, 10:32 AM
frances! where you been, lady?

BeeII
04-18-2007, 11:20 AM
What about those kids that get names after where they were concieved..
At least no-one would have the same name..

Coachella Smith.. Has a ring to it..

i like my actual name better than "on the couch during an episode of MASH"

miscorrections
04-18-2007, 11:22 AM
my real name>Oh Shit The Condom Broke Kimball.

samiksha
04-18-2007, 12:59 PM
frances! where you been, lady?

i took a break. maybe you don't care. but. i went to houghton, michigan. which triggered a terrible chain of events ending in the cancellation of my coachella trip. BOO!

bballarl
04-18-2007, 01:00 PM
What? No Coachella?

miscorrections
04-18-2007, 01:01 PM
i took a break. maybe you don't care. but. i went to houghton, michigan. which triggered a terrible chain of events ending in the cancellation of my coachella trip. BOO!

what what what? why aren't you going?

samiksha
04-18-2007, 01:07 PM
the shortest explanation is that my trip pissed my father off and he was my financial backer. so he pulled the plug.

miscorrections
04-18-2007, 01:08 PM
man why do dads gots to be so unreasonable?

bballarl
04-18-2007, 01:08 PM
Show him your pretzel trick. He will be charmed and restore the financial backing.

Wait, that was you right? And that really sucks, I'm sorry.

samiksha
04-18-2007, 01:13 PM
reservations and such have already been canceled. but there's always next year! i better start saving now.

bballarl
04-18-2007, 01:21 PM
I would be heartbroken. You have a good attitude about this.

kroqken
04-20-2007, 08:04 AM
If you want to make babies at Coachella, avoid things that can hurt sperm count, like hot baths and certain types of bicycle seats.

thefunkylama
04-20-2007, 10:45 AM
wooooooow.

kroqken
04-20-2007, 10:50 AM
Hey, I just keep it real.

SojuGorae
04-20-2007, 01:27 PM
Keepsing it reals can get you into trouble out here, homie

kroqken
04-21-2007, 06:05 PM
Well, I have nothing to hide, that is why I sing karoke.

kroqken
04-22-2007, 06:06 PM
Maybe I will FINALLY meet the right girl at Coachella 2007, I have been praying for it yet trying not to act like I am looking. Also, it is hard to pray while trying to remain a secular-humanist.

Caitlin
04-22-2007, 06:23 PM
Maybe I will FINALLY meet the right girl at Coachella 2007, I have been praying for it yet trying not to act like I am looking. Also, it is hard to pray while trying to remain a secular-humanist.

I would hope NOT to meet the "right" person at Coachella because the chance that they'll live far from you is very high. Personally, I couldn't cope with a long distance relationship.

kroqken
05-22-2007, 05:46 PM
Any babies conceived yet due to Coachella 2007? I will have the cigars ready.