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iloveorangejuice
02-13-2008, 11:14 AM
Fuck You. I don't care if I have less than 10 posts I think she's gonna be at Coachella. She has a new album out or coming out. something like that. That whore Madonna was there. Go ahead and post FAIL after this fat nerdy posters. I would go see her. she has purple roast beef curtains.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
02-13-2008, 11:16 AM
um...fail?

Rhymes with "the"
02-13-2008, 11:21 AM
Fail x 2 ... +3 to the second power multiplied by its reciprocal equivalent graphed linearly to the upward slope of 6x 7y.




... solve for x.



x= FAIL!!!

iloveorangejuice
02-13-2008, 11:27 AM
x= go massage the lump in your mom's breast

Rhymes with "the"
02-13-2008, 11:32 AM
Dude, my mom really does have cancer. She had her left breast removed a little over a year ago. Thanks for bringing up sore memories and writing a stupid thread.

anti-square
02-13-2008, 11:36 AM
Excuse to bring up Janet's purple roast beef curtains + cancer joke gone bad = win.

Foucault
02-13-2008, 11:40 AM
WORST THREAD EVER: mea culpa, I saw a JJ show about 15 years ago and was even aghast back then at how slick and manipulative she was on stage: she even went so far as to cry crocodile tears for the audience in appreciation for how much their love meant to her. Jeez.

psychic friend
02-13-2008, 11:44 AM
just wasted 20 seconds of my life on this dumb thread.

jonnypark
02-13-2008, 12:12 PM
Maybe that Destinys Child reunion everyone has been yapping about will come into fruition this year as well...

daft$tar
02-13-2008, 12:46 PM
kylie is one thing - but janet? no.

humanoid
02-13-2008, 12:58 PM
I have to appreciate someone who begins a thought with "Fuck you".......but even still......
that may be one of the worst ideas I've heard in my 30 years on Earth

Sigur Ros Stache
02-13-2008, 12:59 PM
Love her (all cept that last shitty album) Id be in fuckin heaven if she were there, aint gonna happen but sorry once Madonna was brought in any pop princess is fair game now.

NiceArthur32
02-13-2008, 01:03 PM
x= go massage the lump in your mom's breast

come on guys... i laughed pretty hard at this...


fail not say i...

daft$tar
02-13-2008, 01:07 PM
Love her (all cept that last shitty album) Id be in fuckin heaven if she were there, aint gonna happen but sorry once Madonna was brought in any pop princess is fair game now.


love that u said Princess - shows that u know who the real Queen is = M!

Sigur Ros Stache
02-13-2008, 01:09 PM
love that u said Princess - shows that u know who the real Queen is = M!

well actually a statement like that would mean that the real queen is you. Just sayin....

Foucault
02-13-2008, 01:29 PM
Actually, come to think of it: JJ is a real joke, but I would be willing see Whitney Houston back up on stage! Maybe she would perform with Britney and Bobbie Brown as, um, "The Three Tremors"?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
02-13-2008, 05:51 PM
Alright...we knew it was coming..



http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg90/mercuryrevboces/snakefacefail.jpg

smoke
02-13-2008, 05:56 PM
Actually, come to think of it: JJ is a real joke, but I would be willing see Whitney Houston back up on stage! Maybe she would perform with Britney and Bobbie Brown as, um, "The Three Tremors"?

zing! really though, i could go for whitney houston...but not at coachella. man, back in her prime her voice was HUGE.

cansei de ser sexme
02-13-2008, 06:09 PM
jack jackson, janet johnson

daft$tar
02-13-2008, 06:26 PM
well actually a statement like that would mean that the real queen is you. Just sayin....

haha

<3

tchuess
02-13-2008, 06:42 PM
Fuck You. I don't care if I have less than 10 posts I think she's gonna be at Coachella. She has a new album out or coming out. something like that. That whore Madonna was there. Go ahead and post FAIL after this fat nerdy posters. I would go see her. she has purple roast beef curtains.

i like purple roast beef curtains.

cooperb1
02-13-2008, 07:05 PM
i like purple roast beef curtains.

i think thay are realy tasty

iloveorangejuice
02-15-2008, 08:27 AM
Dude, my mom really does have cancer. She had her left breast removed a little over a year ago. Thanks for bringing up sore memories and writing a stupid thread.


so i guess you won't be doing the rhythm nation dance when she sings it?

oftheheartofthesoul
10-27-2008, 04:22 PM
WORST THREAD EVER: mea culpa, I saw a JJ show about 15 years ago and was even aghast back then at how slick and manipulative she was on stage: she even went so far as to cry crocodile tears for the audience in appreciation for how much their love meant to her. Jeez.

I disagree. This thread is 16 kinds of awesome.

crazzz2007
10-27-2008, 05:05 PM
best thread never

Jman4321
10-27-2008, 11:12 PM
purple roast beef curtains for 2009. I think that may be a new shirt idea.

RedThom
10-27-2008, 11:21 PM
zing! really though, i could go for whitney houston...but not at coachella. man, back in her prime her voice was HUGE.

"How Will I know" comes to mind

Mr.Wyndham
10-27-2008, 11:23 PM
she is fat now!

RedThom
10-27-2008, 11:23 PM
seems kind of strange to get on the defensive (right off the bat) for Janet Jackson... It's almost like this thread was suppose to be defending her and yet I don't think she's under attack?

allyjoy
10-28-2008, 12:15 AM
Fuck You. I don't care if I have less than 10 posts I think she's gonna be at Coachella. She has a new album out or coming out. something like that. That whore Madonna was there. Go ahead and post FAIL after this fat nerdy posters. I would go see her. she has purple roast beef curtains.

the album came out and she is currently on tour... pretty certain she'll be done way before coach

MaxPowers
10-28-2008, 10:43 AM
she is fat now!

and old.
We already had our I love the 80's moment with Prince, besides her little gremlin Dupri might come out and give me a bad trip.

oftheheartofthesoul
10-28-2008, 05:52 PM
the album came out and she is currently on tour... pretty certain she'll be done way before coach

I think we'll all be done before she comes to coach.

with the kills
10-30-2008, 12:12 PM
fuck no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



no.


no.


no.

no.