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gothood42
02-12-2008, 02:46 PM
:thu :yyablo Ladies and Gents interested??? I mean if the "gays" get to have their orgy fun then why can't us straight guys and gals get together and tag team each other????? NO WATCHERS! yeah you know who you are......and BY0PB bring your own peanut butter...ok lets get this off the ground..........:thu :yyablo

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 02:49 PM
but wait. can we cross over if necessary?

MonsoonSeason
02-12-2008, 02:55 PM
no gays in the straight orgy tent!

gothood42
02-12-2008, 02:55 PM
NO NO, you guys get to have your own, we don't want to scare away any new comers:thu

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 02:59 PM
oh come on! we totally have straight representation for the gay orgy. who do you think's making our sign?

MonsoonSeason
02-12-2008, 03:16 PM
problem is, for every one girl that wants to join, fifteen guys will want to join

at that ratio, it's no longer an orgy but a really creepy brothel

Ardentbiscuit
02-12-2008, 03:20 PM
You said Regular Orgy? Is there a VIP one we don't know about?

MonsoonSeason
02-12-2008, 03:22 PM
not a big difference

the VIP orgy has an ice chest full of Burnett's

Steve Aoki is CDJing

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 03:24 PM
Burnett's [and 15 guys]


srsly. how do i get a ticket?

Ardentbiscuit
02-12-2008, 04:45 PM
Hopefully Aoki won't stage dive on anyone while they are in the orgy. It could be messy and/or painful.

boarderwoozel3
02-12-2008, 05:01 PM
problem is, for every one girl that wants to join, fifteen guys will want to join

at that ratio, it's no longer an orgy but a really creepy brothel

So while 3 guys are occupied with the one poor girl what are the other 12 going to do? Stand around and jerk-off? Sounds like an extension of the gay orgy.

Just say'n

sbessiso
02-12-2008, 05:04 PM
So while 3 guys are occupied with the one poor girl what are the other 12 going to do? Stand around and jerk-off? Sounds like an extension of the gay orgy.

Just say'n

enter bird and myself

boarderwoozel3
02-12-2008, 05:12 PM
enter bird and myself

Biggest LOL i've had in my 1,100+ posts on this board!

sbessiso
02-12-2008, 05:13 PM
Biggest LOL i've had in my 1,100+ posts on this board!

YES!

MonsoonSeason
02-12-2008, 06:38 PM
So while 3 guys are occupied with the one poor girl what are the other 12 going to do? Stand around and jerk-off? Sounds like an extension of the gay orgy.

Just say'n

obviously you've never watched japanese bukkake


enter bird and myself

hahahahaha

ZackQ
02-12-2008, 08:55 PM
I'm glad this is the OFFICIAL orgy thread, I feel far more comfortable than if it were of the unofficial variety.

emtgreg
02-12-2008, 09:02 PM
well, its only official if there are stickers

chiapet
02-12-2008, 09:05 PM
problem is, for every one girl that wants to join, fifteen guys will want to join

Don't see any girls joining. :)

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 09:07 PM
I think I'm more into the Official Regular Orgy than the gay one. Can I be EMTgreg's personal fluffer?

chiapet
02-12-2008, 09:07 PM
Who says you have to pick one orgy?

gaypalmsprings
02-12-2008, 09:08 PM
Ladies, keep your clothes on, I beg of you

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 09:19 PM
Ladies, keep your clothes on, I beg of you

that's what she said.

gmoneyak
02-12-2008, 09:46 PM
All I ask is that none of you mother fuckers cross swords with me..

ZackQ
02-12-2008, 09:51 PM
Ladies, keep your clothes on, I beg of you

Dewd, you don't have to wreck it for all of us. Not that I think for a second this message board post will have any bearing on a single girl's decision to remove or not remove her clothes...

chaoticonia
02-12-2008, 11:27 PM
Dewd, you don't have to wreck it for all of us. Not that I think for a second this message board post will have any bearing on a single girl's decision to remove or not remove her clothes...
I dunno, it kind of made me want to strip. Right now.

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 11:29 PM
I dunno, it kind of made me want to strip. Right now.

See, I like this girl already...

chaoticonia
02-12-2008, 11:30 PM
See, I like this girl already...
*wink wink nudge nudge*

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 11:31 PM
*clears throat*

boarderwoozel3
02-12-2008, 11:33 PM
Who says you have to pick one orgy?

Again! It's like you can read my mind...

Double the pleasure double the fun! Double-mint orgy!
(gum chewers will be greatly appreciated, stink breath is not)

boarderwoozel3
02-12-2008, 11:38 PM
All I ask is that none of you mother fuckers cross swords with me..

Love it. This board is fucking epic!

digitaldragon03
02-12-2008, 11:44 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/digitaldragon03/orgy.jpg

sbessiso
02-13-2008, 04:31 AM
oh man

mega-lol

thelastgreatman
02-13-2008, 04:48 AM
I'm aiming for Kitt Kat's eyes.

IT'S A PROMISE.

MonsoonSeason
02-13-2008, 05:42 AM
is she vip or regular orgy tent?

gaypalmsprings
02-13-2008, 05:59 AM
http://www.womenshealthpractice.com/media/ads/ad_yeast.gif

sbessiso
02-13-2008, 06:00 AM
muahaha

boarderwoozel3
02-13-2008, 11:20 PM
I'm aiming for Kitt Kat's eyes.

IT'S A PROMISE.

2nd biggest LOL I've ever had on this board.

sbessiso
02-14-2008, 01:06 PM
phew

i was worried i was gunna get knocked off my top spot

amyzzz
02-14-2008, 01:27 PM
I like this thread.

3 boys for every girl.

algunz
02-14-2008, 02:03 PM
More girls is always better in any orgy.

KindigerJ
02-14-2008, 02:05 PM
*clears throat*

I bet that's not the first time...

And "regular" is SO not PC. So is putting "words" in quotes. Let's opt for The Official Breeder Orgy. Someone's gotta keep the gays alive...

KookyFor1973
02-14-2008, 02:15 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/digitaldragon03/orgy.jpg

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
I've just been transported back to 1998! Had a big ol' crush on Jay Gordon. Will he be a part of the Coachella regular orgy?

Mr.Nipples
02-14-2008, 02:21 PM
this thread sucks...

dontfeedthebird
02-14-2008, 02:22 PM
Mr. Nipples, you're always welcome at the Gay Orgy.

Bud Luster
02-14-2008, 06:40 PM
All I ask is that none of you mother fuckers cross swords with me..

ON GUARD BITCH!

http://files.samhart.net/humor/GayPirate.jpeg

boarderwoozel3
02-14-2008, 08:58 PM
The above picture would be welcome in the gay orgy thread, please.

Just say'n... again...

sbessiso
02-15-2008, 03:33 AM
whoa

thats quite a package

i feel like samantha from sex and the city

chiapet
02-15-2008, 08:08 AM
And "regular" is SO not PC. So is putting "words" in quotes. Let's opt for The Official Breeder Orgy. Someone's gotta keep the gays alive...

I would really hope no one is "breeding" at any of these campground orgies. I don't want to see what happens when any of these people mate.

dontfeedthebird
02-15-2008, 08:43 AM
i'm sure you get "herpes" and children with "good taste in music."

chiapet
02-15-2008, 08:55 AM
LOL

KindigerJ
02-15-2008, 11:40 AM
i'm sure you get "herpes" and children with "good taste in music."

Damn yo, you are a funny mother fucker...

MonsoonSeason
02-15-2008, 11:43 AM
i'm sure you get "herpes" and children with "good taste in music."

qft

emtgreg
02-16-2008, 12:12 AM
All I ask is that none of you mother fuckers cross swords with me..

orgies are kinda like sex in prison, it doesn't really matter if you are straight on the outside...the only question is will you top or bottom...

Baker St.
02-16-2008, 03:01 PM
doesn't regular mean small in your country?

shouldn't we then try to have an Official Super-Size XL Orgy thread?

MonsoonSeason
02-16-2008, 03:08 PM
regular refers to the sexual proclivities of the participants

thelastgreatman
02-16-2008, 03:36 PM
I bet that's not the first time...

And "regular" is SO not PC. So is putting "words" in quotes. Let's opt for The Official Breeder Orgy. Someone's gotta keep the gays alive...

How about the "Not Gross" Orgy? Or at least "Not As Gross Inherently" Orgy? Does that sit better with you, Gaypalm?

Also, are we going to watch Jack Johnson with our thumbs in each other's asses or what?

gratytrainridesagain
02-16-2008, 03:42 PM
doesn't regular mean small in your country?

shouldn't we then try to have an Official Super-Size XL Orgy thread?

We should have a XL orgy, big people need love too and I sure as shit don't wanna give it to them so let them have their own orgy.

chiapet
02-16-2008, 03:58 PM
So you're saying you're a small guy, gratytrain?

gratytrainridesagain
02-16-2008, 04:08 PM
Yep about 150 including a starter beer belly although I don't have anything against the biguns just not for me.

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 05:17 AM
is cool

boarderwoozel3
02-17-2008, 11:18 AM
Yep about 150 including a starter beer belly although I don't have anything against the biguns just not for me.

Your weight means nothing without your height as well.

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 11:20 AM
i like the beer belly, we're getting somewhere

chiapet
02-17-2008, 11:53 AM
I love that the only people interested in his build are the other guys. This seems like more of a curious but closeted, than "straight", orgy.

gratytrainridesagain
02-17-2008, 01:48 PM
5'10 and yeah why are the guys askin
I have the worst hangover any suggestions?

thelastgreatman
02-17-2008, 01:52 PM
Yep about 150 including a starter beer belly although I don't have anything against the biguns just not for me.

Fuck that. No fat chicks, no fat dorks, them's the rules. Get in shape, boys, or I'll have you thrown out of the tent.

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 01:57 PM
i think the overall group would agree to have you kicked out sir

thelastgreatman
02-17-2008, 02:01 PM
The overall group are a bunch of fat pussies. I could take you all, even stark naked with my huge penis getting in the way.

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 02:01 PM
now we're talkin'!

this orgy's starting to sound better

gratytrainridesagain
02-17-2008, 02:08 PM
Fuck that. No fat chicks, no fat dorks, them's the rules. Get in shape, boys, or I'll have you thrown out of the tent.

FUCK YOU. I aint fat I just am starting to get a beer gut it happens every winter when it's cold up here. Who the hell wants to go out in -15F weather, I really only go ice fishing in the winter which usually consists of a lot of beer drinking aswell. It always is gone by summer so piss off.

thelastgreatman
02-17-2008, 02:14 PM
Right. In other words, you're fat. Watch Rocky IV, replicate his training, then you can come in the tent. I'll even give you Kitt Kat's quasi-virginal anus as a reward.

gratytrainridesagain
02-17-2008, 02:18 PM
No you're just a fuckin dick.

I don't think I'd touch Kitt Kat's ass with your dick on the end of 10 ft pole.

chiapet
02-17-2008, 02:25 PM
I could take you all, even stark naked with my huge penis getting in the way.

Think you might be on the wrong thread. If you're planning on taking all these guys, maybe you should head over here:

http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14070

thelastgreatman
02-17-2008, 02:33 PM
No you're just a fuckin dick.

I don't think I'd touch Kitt Kat's ass with your dick on the end of 10 ft pole.

Yes, but the only thing about me that's fat is my dick, and that's one thing you can't say.

(Also, good call--"quasi" was very, very loosely used)


Think you might be on the wrong thread. If you're planning on taking all these guys, maybe you should head over here:

http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=14070

I'm hitting both.

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 02:36 PM
I'm hitting both.

just so you know, you and your "fat dick" are more than welcome (seriously) but there will be a couple bigboys, myself included

you've been warned

thelastgreatman
02-17-2008, 02:37 PM
This is by far the best thread going on the board.


Oh, and fat homos are okay. Fat straight guys are fags though.

gratytrainridesagain
02-17-2008, 02:43 PM
Yes, but the only thing about me that's fat is my dick, and that's one thing you can't say.

For how much you're on this board I doubt that very much

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 02:45 PM
For how much you're on this board I doubt that very much

LOL!

MonsoonSeason
02-17-2008, 02:47 PM
lastgreatman is definitely welcomed for his wit alone

dontfeedthebird
02-17-2008, 02:48 PM
5'10 and yeah why are the guys askin
I have the worst hangover any suggestions?

Never sober up.

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 02:56 PM
lastgreatman is definitely welcomed for his wit alone

and thats not even taking into account his GINORMOUS monstrousity of a penis, or so we're told

gratytrainridesagain
02-17-2008, 02:58 PM
Well even a mike n ike is big to a midget

thelastgreatman
02-17-2008, 03:01 PM
Have you considered the possibility that maybe my dick is SO large it makes it hard for me to get around? I have to use one of those old people motorized scooters with a large habitrail tube slipped over it to keep it from falling beneath the wheels.

Way to make fun of the dick-handicapped, dick.

gratytrainridesagain
02-17-2008, 03:07 PM
Well you do have the reputation of being the biggest dick on this board I just didn't think that was literal.

thelastgreatman
02-17-2008, 03:08 PM
Sir, come now--how could a man possibly be this arrogant unless he at least had something respectable hanging?

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 03:10 PM
i think you need to show up to the gay orgy tent and whip it out, you will surely become a gay icon if it is indeed that huge

gratytrainridesagain
02-17-2008, 03:10 PM
Well look at Vince Neil.

In the arrogant matter not the gay icon thing

chiapet
02-17-2008, 03:23 PM
Sir, come now--how could a man possibly be this arrogant unless he at least had something respectable hanging?

That's never proven true, in my experience.

thelastgreatman
02-17-2008, 03:26 PM
Now now now, let's make an important distinction--arrogance is a very specific thing. Don't confuse it with people who just think they're the shit and aren't. Arrogance is knowing you're the shit.

chiapet
02-17-2008, 03:28 PM
I do know the difference and have known my share of arrogant guys. They rarely live up to their own hype, though.

gratytrainridesagain
02-17-2008, 03:32 PM
Ok so I understand the name, but what's up with the avatar?

misterpickles
02-18-2008, 05:39 PM
hahha 300 guys standing around - "where are all the chicks??"

thelastgreatman
02-18-2008, 05:52 PM
I do know the difference and have known my share of arrogant guys. They rarely live up to their own hype, though.

Sure, but you've never known anyone as arrogant as me. So you have to change the question to how often do you see an unattractive most arrogant man?

gaypalmsprings
02-18-2008, 05:56 PM
http://mrpickles.com/content/files/images/lilpickles%20shirt.preview.jpg

thelastgreatman
02-18-2008, 05:57 PM
I'm just gonna go to whatever orgy Gaypalm decides to go to. Like leaving it up to a coinflip.

chiapet
02-18-2008, 06:04 PM
Sure, but you've never known anyone as arrogant as me. So you have to change the question to how often do you see an unattractive most arrogant man?

You're not that arrogant, nor that attractive. :)

The most wildly attractive and incredibly arrogant guys I've known would, nonetheless, not be very popular in an orgy. Like I said, they don't live up to their own boasting.

JClemy
02-24-2008, 08:56 AM
Have you considered the possibility that maybe my dick is SO large it makes it hard for me to get around? I have to use one of those old people motorized scooters with a large habitrail tube slipped over it to keep it from falling beneath the wheels.

Way to make fun of the dick-handicapped, dick.

AWESOME.

I find it funny that the regular orgy room is a bunch of dudes arguing about the other dudes in the orgy. "I don't want to give some fat dude high five while were giving some girl the buisness rotisaree style!" he he he

sbessiso
02-25-2008, 12:58 PM
the "regular" orgy is just an extention of the gay orgy really

JClemy
02-25-2008, 03:46 PM
http://207.199.174.56/img/aGRfTfcsNQ_Condi_Rice.jpg

I want nothing to do with this terrible orgy.

sbessiso
02-25-2008, 03:55 PM
suuuuure

marji
04-20-2008, 10:20 PM
ROFL - thats all i did when i read bits of this thread.

kypsul
04-21-2008, 12:29 PM
there will probably be more girls at the Gay orgy anyway...hahaha

CalmerThanYou
04-21-2008, 01:27 PM
Sbessisosisoios in a wig.

TehFiend
04-21-2008, 02:01 PM
I'm SOOO glad I found this "STD Potluck" thread. Unfortunately I have no venereal diseases to contribute at the moment so hopefully I can catch something in the next few days so I won't be considered greedy...

sbessiso
04-21-2008, 04:21 PM
I see this thread has gained some steam

what about me in a wig??

amdux
04-21-2008, 09:37 PM
just have everyone subscribe to text messaging and announce an impromptu orgy in the middle of a crowd at a random stage during a particular performance and by random i mean sahara, and by particular performance i mean every performance and by middle of the crowd i mean wherever the hell you want!

:afu

just be safe and drink plenty of water :thu

TehFiend
04-23-2008, 11:14 AM
Well I'm not one for orgies with strangers but, in the spirit of Coachella, I am willing to dry hump a fat girl to do my part...

sbessiso
04-23-2008, 12:29 PM
LOL!^^^^

allyjoy
04-23-2008, 06:59 PM
I couldn't pass this up:

http://www.gallupcpc.com/poster.jpg

I :pulse PSA's

hotmcmuffin
02-06-2009, 01:04 PM
which orgy do bi ppl go to???

Monklish
02-06-2009, 01:06 PM
But what if I have a hard on for straight boys?

All Your Base
02-06-2009, 01:09 PM
All I ask is that none of you mother fuckers cross swords with me..

That's called tummy-sticks. Get it right, fucker!

bobert
02-06-2009, 01:29 PM
Don't see any girls joining. :)

Yeah, the one "girl" will just be Sbessio with his nuts tucked between his legs.

megan_loves_coachella_08
02-10-2009, 03:37 PM
haha how does one sign up?

Havocquarm
02-10-2009, 04:45 PM
haha how does one sign up?

Navigate Mikey through the board.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/Havoc904/Nick_Arcade_Mikey.jpg

boarderwoozel3
02-10-2009, 05:13 PM
which orgy do bi ppl go to???

As usual, take your pick :)

Quadromarshia
02-10-2009, 05:26 PM
As usual, take your pick :)



winrar!

SoulDischarge
02-10-2009, 08:44 PM
I bet you guys haven't even filed for an orgy permit yet. This is going to fail horribly.