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thelastgreatman
02-04-2008, 11:10 PM
Because Foi fucked up.

anti-square
02-04-2008, 11:14 PM
A certain avatar might give someone an advantage.

Bosco
02-04-2008, 11:15 PM
http://www.woopit.com/albums/funnyphotos/mister_ed_talking_horse.sized.jpg

thelastgreatman
02-04-2008, 11:27 PM
Alias using bastard, Nipples.

boarderwoozel3
02-04-2008, 11:29 PM
I'd vote for the horse if I could.

thestripe
02-05-2008, 04:35 AM
I made my vote by utilizing the "enee meany miney moe method". That's how much it matters.

sonofhal
02-05-2008, 04:40 AM
Right Sad Thread

full on idle
02-05-2008, 06:20 AM
I think it's funny. Maybe that's part of my problem?

full on idle
02-05-2008, 06:24 AM
Asking people to judge you makes them angry, parentyl.

captncrzy
02-05-2008, 06:48 AM
geez, what did I miss this time?

This is what I get for watching American Gladiators and going to bed early.

TomAz
02-05-2008, 07:24 AM
gee willackers.

TomAz
02-05-2008, 07:29 AM
I didn't even know there was a polls forum.

BROKENDOLL
02-05-2008, 07:47 AM
It wasn't. These two board whores just needed to establish their positions in the ring.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 09:04 AM
Bump because FOI's erroneous poll is getting too much of the voting action. I WILL NOT allow some Katherine Harris bullshit to be pulled here.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 09:06 AM
hahaha

thestripe
02-05-2008, 09:12 AM
Full, you two are in competition it doesn’t look good if you laugh at Wang's jokes.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 09:13 AM
It's a conditioned response. Full On Pavlov.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 09:21 AM
When things get funny, everyone wins.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 09:59 AM
Discounting aliases, I'm kicking the shit out of you. I hope you were constipated this morning, in which case this is kinda fortuitous.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 10:01 AM
betao, gaypalmsprings, ivankay, jonnypark, marooko, nahuatldream, Neutral Milk Hotel, ThomThom, xXThirdManXx

The only one of these that bothers me is Gaypalm. I would expect the teenaged/early 20s boys to vote for you. They aren't ready for my funny but I bet they roffled at your poo joke.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 10:03 AM
Ivankay is hardly teenaged. Also, two of your votes are aliases. You and your cronies are cheaters.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 10:05 AM
My cronies haven't even voted. I don't know whose aliases are whose. And yes, Ivankay bothers me too. But you don't have any women. So.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 10:07 AM
Right, that stands to reason--having a sense of humor is an intrinsically male activity, like beating off.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 10:09 AM
Right, that stands to reason--having a sense of humor is an intrinsically male activity, like beating off.

Ivankay and Gaypalm? Your funnier board member.

ThomThom
02-05-2008, 10:15 AM
I have to vote for Randy...That fucking avatar is reason enough.

algunz
02-05-2008, 10:42 AM
I can't make up my mind. You are equally unfunny, yet clever.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 10:44 AM
I saw we let Rue's vote determine the whole thing. I'll accept that verdict, because the rest of you old board whores are cliquey and biased and friends in real life. That hardly counts.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 10:52 AM
fuck THAT noise

You have just as many nuboarders that you circle jerk with as I have old school friends. Plus why would I agree to have a person's vote be the ultimate decision that doesn't think I'm funny? That's redic.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 10:53 AM
Fine, but DrunkOff and Danny don't count. You're still losing.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 10:56 AM
I will find out whose aliases they are, then if that person hasn't voted already the votes count. Some people might be afraid that you'll attack them so they're voting with aliases.

algunz
02-05-2008, 10:59 AM
It's Super Tuesday. This is where the important voting is going down.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 11:00 AM
Drunk is Nipples, he's already admitted it. I don't know who Devito is.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 11:02 AM
Okay, Drunk is off the table (but I appreciate your support Nips).

Hannahrain
02-05-2008, 11:03 AM
DeVito hasn't voted under his real name.






Valarie, your PM box is full.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 11:10 AM
I submit the following gem for your consideration: http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10260&highlight=drunken+interviews+with+Ronnie

miscorrections
02-05-2008, 12:01 PM
Valarie's got the waffle-man on her side, so I think she wins by default.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 12:01 PM
Counting aliases and the fact that almost all your voters are your friends in real life, I'd call this a commanding lead. COMMANDING. I'm now going to go to lunch and bump rap loudly in my car.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 12:57 PM
I'm blaming the Mask sympathy factor, officially.

HowToDisappear
02-05-2008, 01:00 PM
I'm getting the entire Atom Family in on this. I just made a trans-continental phone call to atom heart to ensure that she voted.

FOI FOREVER!!!

full on idle
02-05-2008, 01:06 PM
and I've never EVEN MET YOU!!!!


Valarie, your PM box is full.
Ok I emptied it.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 01:08 PM
Wow, so that makes all of, what, like four votes from people you're not personally acquainted with? You must be so proud.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 01:11 PM
Check a mirror, your sore-loser is showing.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 01:13 PM
Do you own any mirrors, or is it too painful?

full on idle
02-05-2008, 01:14 PM
Seriously so weak.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 01:16 PM
I wonder what percentage of your retort capabilities consist solely of saying some variation of "you're not that good at making fun of me."

full on idle
02-05-2008, 01:17 PM
I guess it's proportionate to the number of times you start attacking my appearance because your back's against the wall. It's a typical, boring tactic. Calling me ugly does not do anything. In your world, that's the worst thing that a woman can be so you think by flinging it at me you're causing injury but you're really not! Do you get that? It's funnier when you say funny things.

Blinken
02-05-2008, 01:18 PM
Randy gets my vote.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 01:21 PM
Ok Blinken!

thinnerair
02-05-2008, 01:36 PM
ohhhhh..... nagger. I get it.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 01:44 PM
I guess it's proportionate to the number of times you start attacking my appearance because your back's against the wall. It's a typical, boring tactic. Calling me ugly does not do anything. In your world, that's the worst thing that a woman can be so you think by flinging it at me you're causing injury but you're really not! Do you get that? It's funnier when you say funny things.

I have not called you ugly A HUNDREDTH of the times you've jumped into a conversation to act like the fucking comedy police on me. And no, ugly is not the worst thing a woman can be. The worst thing a woman--or anyone, for that matter--can be is a nagging cunt who leaps up just to tell people they disapprove without actually adding anything to the discourse. You, and Tom, and Yablo sometimes too, all suffer from this problem. And that's what makes you ugly.



Although, the face isn't helping.


=) Smooches, Val.

algunz
02-05-2008, 01:48 PM
It's like the LA riots all over again.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 01:53 PM
I have not called you ugly A HUNDREDTH of the times you've jumped into a conversation to act like the fucking comedy police on me. And no, ugly is not the worst thing a woman can be. The worst thing a woman--or anyone, for that matter--can be is a nagging cunt who leaps up just to tell people they disapprove without actually adding anything to the discourse. You, and Tom, and Yablo sometimes too, all suffer from this problem. And that's what makes you ugly.



Although, the face isn't helping.


=) Smooches, Val.

None of this is funny, and you're the one who's whining.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 01:55 PM
The end was pretty funny. And I apologize in part because I'm actually way more annoyed because of Tom's bullshit this morning than anything you did.

Bud Luster
02-05-2008, 01:58 PM
You probably aren't very funny at all If you can only beat tlgm by one vote.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 02:04 PM
It's not done yet son!

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 02:05 PM
And she's not beating me--we're tied. One of her votes is an alias.

Bud Luster
02-05-2008, 02:07 PM
I say you both post nudes for a "who's Sexxxier?" thread.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 02:10 PM
I know it's right there Li'l Wang but don't take it. Be bigger than the joke you want to make. Let's all get better.

Courtney
02-05-2008, 02:10 PM
I think people like Jenniehoo and Hannah and Pot who are especially funny should get superdelegate voting privileges.

Bud Luster
02-05-2008, 02:17 PM
I think people like Jenniehoo and Hannah and Pot who are especially funny should get superdelegate voting privileges.

Well there's really no accounting for taste or sense of humor is there?

bballarl
02-05-2008, 02:43 PM
I can't think of one instance where Valarie has made me laugh out loud on the board. This isn't to say she is not a wonderful person who is fun to hang out with. I just laugh at more of Randy's posts, even if the jokes are formulaic and predictable.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 02:46 PM
Grandma shouldn't count either.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 02:46 PM
I can't think of one instance where Valarie has made me laugh out loud on the board. This isn't to say she is not a wonderful person who is fun to hang out with. I just laugh at more of Randy's posts, even if the jokes are formulaic and predictable.


Wow. Well, no hard feelings. You're not really funny either.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 02:47 PM
Grandma shouldn't count either.

Noted.

bballarl
02-05-2008, 02:57 PM
Maybe I just miss the jokes or something. Randy makes jokes on a post-by-post basis. Most of your posts that I read aren't jokes. That is all I am saying. Thus, I am more likely to laugh at Randy than you.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 02:58 PM
I love that Nipples felt the need to come in and vote under three different names so far.

Trick Loves The Kids
02-05-2008, 03:00 PM
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/circlejerk_2.jpg

TaintDonovan
02-05-2008, 03:07 PM
I love that Nipples felt the need to come in and vote under three different names so far.

just giving you shit...

im not grandma by the way...

Mr. Dylanja
02-05-2008, 03:08 PM
I voted for TLGM, being a somewhat sick and twisted male myself, he's just more my style.

FOI, I appreciate your comments and the contrast in comedic style you bring to the table.

Its really hard to compare depending on what my mood is, so I too based my vote on strictly LOL's and the nod went to Randy.

kreutz2112
02-05-2008, 03:17 PM
bug=grandma, but is bug an alias? I am still not in the know on that subject.

Also, why dont you two just fuck and get it over with.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 03:26 PM
1. Bug is not Grandma
2. If you have to ask, you'll never know.
3. Please stop giving LW opportunity to take cheap shots.
4. Let's all get better.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 03:27 PM
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/images/circlejerk_2.jpg

I'm sorry that this thread is lacking in Dave Wang.

bballarl
02-05-2008, 03:31 PM
Valarie, who are the people in your avatar? I keep thinking the one guy is Steve O.

full on idle
02-05-2008, 03:33 PM
Today, 04:31 PM
Remove user from ignore listbballarl
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bballarl
02-05-2008, 03:34 PM
Shocking.

anti-square
02-05-2008, 03:36 PM
ignore= butt hurt IMO. The shocker.

Mr.Nipples
02-05-2008, 03:39 PM
Valarie, who are the people in your avatar? I keep thinking the one guy is Steve O.

i cant help but think that the guy with the beanie is will smith doing a screen test for the life aquatic...

kreutz2112
02-05-2008, 03:40 PM
1. Bug is not Grandma
2. If you have to ask, you'll never know.
3. Please stop giving LW opportunity to take cheap shots.
4. Let's all get better.

sorry foi. I voted for you. I dont spend anytime thinking about whose aliases are whose.

kreutz2112
02-05-2008, 03:41 PM
Valarie, who are the people in your avatar? I keep thinking the one guy is Steve O.


i cant help but think that the guy with the beanie is will smith doing a screen test for the life aquatic...

It's Why?

full on idle
02-05-2008, 03:42 PM
Thanks for your vote, Kreutz.

Mr.Nipples
02-05-2008, 03:42 PM
i like your signature kruetz...

full on idle
02-05-2008, 03:42 PM
ignore= butt hurt IMO. The shocker.

I am butt hurt. That was a real knife in the back.

Or I guess I should say in the butt.


(huh huh, I said in the butt)

kreutz2112
02-05-2008, 03:43 PM
i like your signature kruetz...

yours is pretty awesome as well.

bballarl
02-05-2008, 04:00 PM
Again, to qualify my vote: I didn't say Valarie wasn't funny, like she assumed. Randy's posts are all jokes. Basically, the odds of him saying something funny in one of his posts are much higher than FOI because she doesn't make every post a joke. Which is why I voted the way I did. And if she does make jokes, I guess I miss them, because most of what she posts don't seem like jokes to me.

anti-square
02-05-2008, 04:30 PM
ignore= butt hurt IMO. The shocker.


I am butt hurt. That was a real knife in the back.

Or I guess I should say in the butt.


(huh huh, I said in the butt)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PS/7655~Shocker-Posters.jpg

Yablonowitz
02-05-2008, 09:19 PM
There are people funnier than FOI that I'd vote for whom I don't like as much as FOI. Randy isn't one of them. His jokes are almost always predictable and are usually subtle as a lead pipe.

Where's the fucking money, Randy?

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 09:22 PM
There are people funnier than FOI that I'd vote for whom I don't like as much as FOI. Randy isn't one of them. His jokes are almost always predictable and are usually subtle as a lead pipe.

Where's the fucking money, Randy?

So far pretty much everyone who voted against me isn't as funny as me, so I don't really care. And I already posted in the other thread options for how you would like your money sent.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 09:22 PM
BTW--I'm winning by at least two votes because of gay-ass aliases.

iv3rdawG
02-05-2008, 09:31 PM
Tied.

Yablonowitz
02-05-2008, 09:44 PM
BTW--I'm winning by at least two votes because of gay-ass aliases.

I do give you humor points for the avatar.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 09:46 PM
Tied.

At least two of FOI's votes are aliases of other voters for her. She's down at least two, possibly three.

EDIT: Four aliases total.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 09:47 PM
I do give you humor points for the avatar.

Oh fuck you. After all the speeches you've given me about how I'm capable of being so smart and funny and blah blah blah fatherly bullshit talk but I don't always live up to my potential, don't try and come in and pretend like you don't think I'm funny.

anti-square
02-05-2008, 09:50 PM
Being jewish, you probably have more at stake here, don't you?

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 09:54 PM
Exactly. If some ginger kid won a funny poll against me I could never show my face around the ovens again.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 10:00 PM
Jeez, Nips, did you and the rest of the "I only know how to be funny by making aliases and reposting pictures from other sites" crew get together and drive out the vote on Super Tuesday or what?

Mr.Nipples
02-05-2008, 10:05 PM
Yes?

anti-square
02-05-2008, 10:08 PM
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b134/ctezj83/tiesto.jpg

funniest alias from the bunch. Only 13, and already displaying half a fur bag.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 10:21 PM
Yes?

How cute. Popularity contests reigning supreme. I wonder, is it a compliment when only your close friends vote for you in a poll like this, or does it take away from the validity of the claim?

keriann
02-05-2008, 10:26 PM
I voted for Valarie because she's funnier than you, not because she's my friend.

Just fyi.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 10:29 PM
I'm just saying. None of the people that voted for me are friends of mine. Pretty much all of the ones that voted for her are, and they added about nine other votes through their aliases. Just sayin'.

Mr.Nipples
02-05-2008, 10:34 PM
If i had any more aliases id vote for you randy...

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 10:42 PM
I'm not really interested. I'd just rather it if FOI and also Tom and on occasion Yabs didn't feel the need to pipe up three times a week to tell me I'm not funny just because they have it in their heads that they're some kind of humor cognoscenti around here, when the fact is they're just kinda witty. They're second tier, whether or not I'm first tier. Hannah, Pot, and Jennie (excluding myself for the purposes of this conversation) are the only ones who should be throwing out judgments on the issue, and for the most part they don't, because that't not what actually funny people do.

color
02-05-2008, 10:52 PM
hi i'm jane

i'm new

who should i vote for and why,

what are your names?

evening all.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 10:54 PM
Hello Jane. My name is Randy. FOI's name is Valarie.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 10:57 PM
Oh, and you should vote for me because of the man in my avatar. Clearly, it's funnier than 1000 posts.

(the guy's a douchebag--you'll see him post evidence of it in time. In this particular instance, he's a douchebag that's wearing a little fedora. Like a bag for douching would ever go to a 1920s-themed party)

DeltaSigChit4
02-05-2008, 10:59 PM
I voted for you randy.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 11:04 PM
It can't be him. There's no signature.

DeltaSigChit4
02-05-2008, 11:06 PM
Fuck a signature

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 11:07 PM
Thanks Nips.

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 11:08 PM
Oh, and Nipples, stop trying to claim you're not Grandma.

Mr.Nipples
02-05-2008, 11:11 PM
ok thats not me and i am not grandma...

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 11:13 PM
I'm gonna get somebody to do an IP trace on Grandma. Where's Erik when I need him? ERIK!

BROKENDOLL
02-05-2008, 11:14 PM
I'm just saying. None of the people that voted for me are friends of mine. Pretty much all of the ones that voted for her are, and they added about nine other votes through their aliases. Just sayin'.
Well, shit...I've been criticized and critiqued for damn near everything I've posted or admitted to, so what the hell have I got to lose now if I confess to voting for you, lastgreatman? Let's make one thing perfectly clear here...you're about as fucking close to being a friend as I am in being a beauty queen, so you can consider my vote unbiased in this poll. Oh, and before that head of yours pops the hat off your avatar, don't take this thread so damn seriously...Afterall, I've had afew shots of tequilla and it may just be drunk talking, and...Drunk don't always count...Cheers!

thelastgreatman
02-05-2008, 11:22 PM
Difference is, you deserve the abuse you get for saying things you think are funny that aren't, whereas I am undeniably hilarious.

BROKENDOLL
02-05-2008, 11:52 PM
There you go kidding yourself again! The real difference is that I take the abuse whether I was funny or not. You, on the other hand get pissy as a motherfucker asnd generally leave a thread if someone doesn't acknowledge your humor. I'm taking my vote back Prick!

Yablonowitz
02-06-2008, 05:59 AM
just because they have it in their heads that they're some kind of humor cognoscenti

Ha-ha. You said cognoscenti. Again.

Yablonowitz
02-06-2008, 06:00 AM
don't try and come in and pretend like you don't think I'm funny.
It's funny when you say cognoscenti. I love that.

thestripe
02-06-2008, 06:11 AM
Well, shit...I've been criticized and critiqued for damn near everything I've posted or admitted to, so what the hell have I got to lose now if I confess to voting for you, lastgreatman? Let's make one thing perfectly clear here...you're about as fucking close to being a friend as I am in being a beauty queen, so you can consider my vote unbiased in this poll. Oh, and before that head of yours pops the hat off your avatar, don't take this thread so damn seriously...Afterall, I've had afew shots of tequilla and it may just be drunk talking, and...Drunk don't always count...Cheers!

Love is in the air.

thelastgreatman
02-06-2008, 06:18 AM
It's funny when you say cognoscenti. I love that.

See, I told you you love my schtick.


Love is in the air.

No shit. This old woman REALLY wants to fuck me. It's a little disturbing.

full on idle
02-06-2008, 06:41 AM
This is boring and you're taking it too seriously talking about tiers and whatnot. Give me a fucking break. You are nu, and I am old. I don't think you're funny 75% of the time, but I'm not a young male either. Que cera I guess, Li'l Wang. I haven't voted in this, alias or otherwise, for the record. I can look at my list and be happy that the people I care about see what I'm saying. Now, this doesn't get any more attention.

*one more thing - when you're being a sexist douche or you're on a really bad roll, Imma say something. Live with it.

BROKENDOLL
02-06-2008, 06:52 AM
Silly Randy...The only love in the air around here is the overflow of your own smoke being blown up your ass. Sure, your sarcasm is funny, but honey, the idea of catching an STD from you is not...

BROKENDOLL
02-06-2008, 07:01 AM
And, full on idle, if thelastgreatclown is nu and you are old, where would that put me in this vicious cycle?

thelastgreatman
02-06-2008, 07:02 AM
Gross?

BROKENDOLL
02-06-2008, 07:15 AM
I wasn't talking to you smartass. I'll consider that your attempt at humor. Once full on idle replies, I'll go from there in giving my sober oppinion of who's funnier. Remember, I was drunk while votong for you last nite...and drunk doesn't count.

KooKoo Banana Funtime
02-06-2008, 07:54 AM
So far pretty much everyone who voted against me isn't as funny as me, so I don't really care.

So far pretty much anyone who started a poll asking if they were funny isn't funny

Barack Obama
02-06-2008, 08:48 AM
So far pretty much anyone who started a poll asking if they were funny isn't funny

I approve of this message.

thelastgreatman
02-06-2008, 08:55 AM
So far pretty much anyone who started a poll asking if they were funny isn't funny

Hahaha, FOI started this poll originally, but she fucked it up so it didn't function properly. So I'm in complete agreement with you.

thelastgreatman
02-06-2008, 08:55 AM
Now THAT'S funny.

Calamity Jane
02-06-2008, 08:59 AM
FOI is funnier. lastgreatman is some tired bullshit.

KooKoo Banana Funtime
02-06-2008, 09:04 AM
Foi isn't always funny

but some pasty suburbia kid talkin aboot poppin E & bangin hoes is never funny

Foi wins

schoolofruckus
02-06-2008, 09:15 AM
Here is my opinion:

Everything (and I mean literally, every single thing) Randy says is a joke. I find him funny very often, but in relation to the volume of jokes he makes, his percentage of hits is not particularly high. Valarie, on the other hand, is sometimes serious and sometimes humorous. The funny stuff works at a higher success rate than it does with Randy. I'd probably also have to give Valarie the "big laughs" vote as well (meaning, the shit that is HILARIOUS rather than just chuckle-worthy), because as I've said before, she can be as funny as anyone else on the board WHEN SHE PUTS HER MIND TO IT.

However, neither of you can hold a candle to Koo Koo Banana Funtime, who is the best of both worlds - always making jokes that are always side-splitting.

algunz
02-06-2008, 09:21 AM
Exactly. If some ginger kid won a funny poll against me I could never show my face around the ovens again.

I just voted for Randy based solely on this witty retort. :thu

thelastgreatman
02-06-2008, 09:52 AM
Here is my opinion:

Everything (and I mean literally, every single thing) Randy says is a joke. I find him funny very often, but in relation to the volume of jokes he makes, his percentage of hits is not particularly high. Valarie, on the other hand, is sometimes serious and sometimes humorous. The funny stuff works at a higher success rate than it does with Randy. I'd probably also have to give Valarie the "big laughs" vote as well (meaning, the shit that is HILARIOUS rather than just chuckle-worthy), because as I've said before, she can be as funny as anyone else on the board WHEN SHE PUTS HER MIND TO IT.

However, neither of you can hold a candle to Koo Koo Banana Funtime, who is the best of both worlds - always making jokes that are always side-splitting.


I have some pretty serious discussions in some threads, so not every single thing I say is a joke.

Also, if Bug is your idea of perfection in comedy, I'm not surprised you have such bad taste in movies.

westlasoccermom
02-06-2008, 10:57 AM
tlgm. pretty much, you look fat from your picture, and you post on here 15 times a day. GET A LIFE! or in other words. NO ONE CARES AT ALL ABOUT YOUR KEYBOARD. i hope you stub your toe today you ***.

Mr. Dylanja
02-06-2008, 11:11 AM
tlgm. pretty much, you look fat from your picture


ROFL!!

Now THAT is HILARIOUS!

thelastgreatman
02-06-2008, 11:14 AM
See? I bring the funny.


I'M ALL HEART, MOTHERFUCKERS.


=)

bballarl
02-06-2008, 01:40 PM
Nevermind.

ivankay
02-07-2008, 06:14 AM
i have love for both of you. But Randy has written some things that just cracked me up. i do have a juvenile sense of humor. Shit, the avatar just make me smile right now.

No offense Chris, but it is funny that Randy is using it.

full on idle
02-07-2008, 06:22 AM
Dead to me. BUT NOW I'M REALLY NOT READING THIS THREAD ANYMORE.

ivankay
02-07-2008, 06:26 AM
Dead to me. BUT NOW I'M REALLY NOT READING THIS THREAD ANYMORE.

Don't be like that. Why can't you both be funny?

i would suspect if all was good and fun between you two and both were in attendance in the same room, lots of laughter would be enjoyed.

Bud Luster
02-07-2008, 08:47 AM
Yeah TLGM, if I see that face in your avatar wearing that hat Im gonna slap it silly, There Will be Blood style...

marooko
02-07-2008, 11:09 AM
tlgm. pretty much, you look fat from your picture, and you post on here 15 times a day. GET A LIFE! or in other words. NO ONE CARES AT ALL ABOUT YOUR KEYBOARD. i hope you stub your toe today you ***.

post pictures.

thelastgreatman
02-07-2008, 11:34 AM
tlgm. pretty much, you look fat from your picture, and you post on here 15 times a day.

I would like to see you try to kick my ass. Look for me at Coachella, buddy.
<--------- Right there. I'll be in the front of every fucking show, just waiting for you to fuck up you and any friends you want to bring along. I'll knock you out, fuck you girlfriend, sisters, mothers, grandmothers, and daughters and not even get my fedora mussed in the process.

brando4n82
02-07-2008, 03:13 PM
I voted for randy, mostly just because FOI isnt funny to me. no offense

Mr. Dylanja
02-07-2008, 03:23 PM
I would like to see you try to kick my ass. Look for me at Coachella, buddy.
<--------- Right there. I'll be in the front of every fucking show, just waiting for you to fuck up you and any friends you want to bring along. I'll knock you out, fuck you girlfriend, sisters, mothers, grandmothers, and daughters and not even get my fedora mussed in the process.


Oh man, POLL CLOSED, SHOWS OVER!!!

Nice work Randall nice fuckin work!!

If the stars align, and somehow we get a post-Coachella horror story from Chris, I'll pay for all your bad habits for a month!

ThomThom
02-07-2008, 03:47 PM
If the stars align, and somehow we get a post-Coachella horror story from Chris, I'll pay for all your bad habits for a month!

I can just see him standing at the very front of one of the stages getting jumped while still managing to record every last second of the performance completely still.

ShyGuy75
02-07-2008, 03:57 PM
I voted for randy, mostly just because FOI isnt funny to me. no offense


X 2

kreutz2112
02-07-2008, 04:00 PM
If the stars align, and somehow we get a post-Coachella horror story from Chris, I'll pay for all your bad habits for a month!

That will be funny.

Bosco
02-07-2008, 11:54 PM
The first to guess my name correctly, gets my vote.

thelastgreatman
02-07-2008, 11:56 PM
Oh man, POLL CLOSED, SHOWS OVER!!!

Nice work Randall nice fuckin work!!

If the stars align, and somehow we get a post-Coachella horror story from Chris, I'll pay for all your bad habits for a month!

(a) It's not Randall, and (b) there is no possible way you could afford my habits for a month if I had a blank check.

Mr.Nipples
02-08-2008, 12:04 AM
there is no possible way you could afford my habits for a month if I had a blank check.
faberge egg addiction?

thelastgreatman
02-08-2008, 12:05 AM
By my count she's down by at least two, possibly nine or more, depending on just how many are alias votes. I am like the NY Giants in this poll, as well as many other respects.

thelastgreatman
02-08-2008, 12:07 AM
faberge egg addiction?

Expensive prostitutes--I have a festish for chicks with terminal forms of cancer, but if you got the dough for the really experimental treatments those girls will do ANYTHING. They literally don't give a fuck.

full on idle
02-08-2008, 06:20 AM
I'm pretty sure that Superdouche and Roger Waters are also aliases. Nonetheless, you are going to pull out the bigger number here. The monkeys outnumbered us a long time ago. You can be their leader, fair and square. I'm certain you can recognize the difference between quality and quantity.

My apologies to those teenaged boys that do not find me funny, I will try to dumb it down for you. Wait, no I won't.

Bosco, I'm sorry, I thought your name was Bosco.

Yablonowitz
02-08-2008, 07:45 AM
X 2

Brandon and shygy. These are the people who think you're funny. Winning this poll is losing at funny, I think.

Yablonowitz
02-08-2008, 07:54 AM
I have some pretty serious discussions in some threads, so not every single thing I say is a joke.

Also, if Bug is your idea of perfection in comedy, I'm not surprised you have such bad taste in movies.

Bug is also funnier than you.

Also, can you just shut up once in a while? Do you get how your overkill posting just gets tedious? You need to curb yourself, man.

Stop protesting so much. It really turns off the smart judges.

ShyGuy75
02-08-2008, 08:12 AM
Brandon and shygy. These are the people who think you're funny. Winning this poll is losing at funny, I think.

Over 60 people vote on a poll between 2 people.

And of the 60 people who voted, Youblow chooses to obsess over me. I would be flattered Youblow, but I think you may have issues with taking the internet too seriously, so I will just let you go back to being the miserable queen of your own castle.

Hannahrain
02-08-2008, 08:14 AM
Ohmygod Yablo he changed your nickname into something dirty. There's really no bouncing back from that.

Yablonowitz
02-08-2008, 09:43 AM
Over 60 people vote on a poll between 2 people.

And of the 60 people who voted, Youblow chooses to obsess over me. I would be flattered Youblow, but I think you may have issues with taking the internet too seriously, so I will just let you go back to being the miserable queen of your own castle.

I like your definition of obsession.

Yablonowitz
02-08-2008, 09:48 AM
The Marooko, Algunz and Brokendoll endorsements must also feel good.

Courtney
02-08-2008, 09:51 AM
Andrew and Neutral Milk Hotel surprise me.

Hannahrain
02-08-2008, 10:02 AM
God Courtney, stop obsessing over it.

Mentioning and obsessing over are the same thing.

sonofhal
02-08-2008, 10:05 AM
Andrew and Neutral Milk Hotel surprise me.

UrYrhjcBSl4

Courtney
02-08-2008, 10:05 AM
God Courtney, stop obsessing over it.

Mentioning and obsessing over are the same thing.

Yuh. I think I might need to consult my therapist about this.

Hannahrain
02-08-2008, 10:11 AM
STOP OBSESSING ABOUT MY LAST COMMENT. I'M SICK OF WALKING ON EGGSHELLS AROUND YOU.

thelastgreatman
02-08-2008, 12:21 PM
Brandon and shygy. These are the people who think you're funny. Winning this poll is losing at funny, I think.

I'd rather receive votes from a wide variety of people who I have no personal relationship with than have 95 percent of my votes consist of personal, cliquey friends.


Bug is also funnier than you.

Also, can you just shut up once in a while? Do you get how your overkill posting just gets tedious? You need to curb yourself, man.

Stop protesting so much. It really turns off the smart judges.

Don't you get how your protesting about my overkill gets tedious? You need to be curbed, yourself.


I'm pretty sure that Superdouche and Roger Waters are also aliases. Nonetheless, you are going to pull out the bigger number here. The monkeys outnumbered us a long time ago. You can be their leader, fair and square. I'm certain you can recognize the difference between quality and quantity.

My apologies to those teenaged boys that do not find me funny, I will try to dumb it down for you. Wait, no I won't.

Bosco, I'm sorry, I thought your name was Bosco.

I'm not the one who started the poll. But congratulations--all your friends voted for you. And everyone who isn't your friend is just an immature little boy by your logic, so it's a delightfully self-fulfilling excuse/prophecy.

full on idle
02-08-2008, 12:25 PM
What is a self-fulfilling excuse?

Hey Li'l Wang, I'm sorry I started all of this. Please lighten up. I was just fucking around.

And my comments about the people that voted for you being young men were just me playing in the competition, not to be taken without a grain of salt. I don't even know who half the people who voted for you are! I only responded directly to the ones that called me unfunny with sassy remarks.

thelastgreatman
02-08-2008, 12:27 PM
Honey, you really think I'm taking this--or anything for that matter--seriously?

In all honesty though, I wish that you would stop chiming in with brief little "you're not funny" comments all the time. It's unnecessary, it's not funny either, and it just provokes bad vibes. I've tried being nice to you, but inevitably you end up reverting back to "let me tell you what's wrong with you" mode at some point.

full on idle
02-08-2008, 12:33 PM
Ok, I will try to stop, but we all have little annoying habits. Let's just agree there. When you are picking on/insulting someone I think is cool, I feel compelled to defend them by telling you what you're doing isn't funny. Likewise when I find you super offensive. That's all it's about. It's all in the game, LW.

Don't call me honey, please.

thelastgreatman
02-08-2008, 12:41 PM
Fair enough. I'm just saying it would be way more interesting if you actually attacked me back instead of just telling me that I'm not being funny. Make fun of me in return, and then we've got something. Otherwise it's just static, y'know, toots?

=)

full on idle
02-08-2008, 12:42 PM
I really don't respond in a favorable way to the male chauvinistic terms, it doesn't make me feel like joking, it makes me feel like stabbing.

thelastgreatman
02-08-2008, 12:44 PM
Fucking SIGH. And you mean to say male chauvinistic, not chauvinistic. They're two different things.

Young blood
02-08-2008, 12:45 PM
serious gayfest 08.

full on idle
02-08-2008, 12:46 PM
I know who you are blood, pipe down.

Young blood
02-08-2008, 12:47 PM
or else?

full on idle
02-08-2008, 12:48 PM
Go post some youtubes.

Young blood
02-08-2008, 12:48 PM
ur mom.

thelastgreatman
02-08-2008, 12:48 PM
My old best friend Sprak had a yearly birthday party sleepover at his house (we're talking from when we were 14-18) that was officially dubbed Gayfest. We started having shirts printed up and shit. They were good times. Nothing better than walking around bad neighborhoods with a shirt that says GAYFEST 1999: DOODS + BREWS = FUCKBUTT

Young blood
02-08-2008, 12:53 PM
Yearly birthday sleepovers?

You turned 4 instead of 14.

full on idle
02-08-2008, 12:53 PM
DOODS + BREWS = FUCKBUTT

made me laugh aloud, but then I felt confused because it seems too soon. I need to get out of this thread.

Young blood
02-08-2008, 12:55 PM
You should wear that shirt to coachella this year, but make it a pink cut off or muscle t.

thelastgreatman
02-08-2008, 01:04 PM
I look forward to you getting psuedo-banned again, J.

Young blood
02-08-2008, 01:15 PM
I look forward to you suckin my big black dick at gayfest.






SIKE!


























maybe.

kreutz2112
02-08-2008, 01:16 PM
what is this pseudo banned business.

marooko
05-13-2008, 02:15 PM
my taint.

SFChrissy
05-13-2008, 02:32 PM
http://www.baeblemusic.com/images/bblog/test.jpg

ShyGuy75
11-10-2008, 01:31 PM
great thread. i wonder if Real Talk will vote for herself and break this tie?

ivankay
11-10-2008, 01:39 PM
Nah, she's got too much honor.

RotationSlimWang
11-10-2008, 08:37 PM
This really isn't even a fucking question.

zenidogx
11-10-2008, 08:48 PM
whatever happened to that fedora wearing prick?

stinkbutt
11-10-2008, 08:48 PM
whatever happened to that fedora wearing prick?

ahahahaha

rage patton
11-11-2008, 12:37 AM
whatever happened to that fedora wearing prick?

Right here.

Sushov23
11-11-2008, 01:25 AM
both are not funny, only think they are. FOI gets the vote though.

mvanwinkle
11-11-2008, 11:26 PM
if i would have known real talk was foi i would not have voted the way i did.

sbessiso
11-12-2008, 12:20 AM
I'm exercising my right to NOT vote. Both of them fucking suck

frozen pilgrim
11-29-2008, 06:38 PM
I'm exercising my right to NOT vote. Both of them fucking suck

ditto

zenidogx
11-29-2008, 06:40 PM
just do what Barack Obama did, and vote FOI

ShyGuy75
01-06-2009, 06:39 PM
shocking that Roger Waters voted for TLGM after all the shit he talked about him.

mods, lock this thread up. the results are official, and judging from the past few weeks, it shouldn't have even been this close.

ivankay
01-19-2010, 04:00 AM
i'd still vote for Randy.