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lediable76
01-28-2008, 03:22 PM
On Sunday of '07, as I was walking out of the food court (drunk & stoned), I saw this ditzy blonde in a green dress pass me by going to the food court. As she did, I pointed at her and told my g/f, "hey, it's that bitch, Paris Hilton!" She gave me this hollywood royal smirk and elevated her chin as her bouncer gave me a dirty look......good times.

mvanwinkle
01-28-2008, 03:23 PM
oh hell ya

woogie846
01-28-2008, 03:40 PM
Why wouldn't she be in VIP though?

lediable76
01-28-2008, 03:43 PM
She was...but I guess she ventured out with the masses at some point....plus I saw her on TMZ or some shit wearing that same dress that I saw her in confirming that it was her...,

MonsoonSeason
01-28-2008, 03:44 PM
Why wouldn't she be in VIP though?

maybe she wanted an artichoke?

fasttrack
01-28-2008, 03:44 PM
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f138/mariana196/Who-Fucking-Cares.jpg

smoke
01-28-2008, 03:46 PM
what a great story!!

:rolleyes

amyzzz
01-28-2008, 04:04 PM
Did anyone NOT see Paris Hilton last year?

Bud Luster
01-28-2008, 04:11 PM
I didnt think I saw her, but then I called this girl a bitch and she wiped her ass with a one hundred dollar bill and threw it at me.

Back11Fat
01-28-2008, 04:14 PM
She looks like big bird in person....

MonsoonSeason
01-28-2008, 04:19 PM
I didnt think I saw her, but then I called this girl a bitch and she wiped her ass with a one hundred dollar bill and threw it at me.

nice did you buy anything with it?

Bud Luster
01-28-2008, 04:43 PM
nope. blew coke w/ it the rest of weekend...

depechemodekraftwerk
01-29-2008, 05:17 AM
I DONT BELIEVE U CALLED PARIS A BITCH .......But with the smiths as your pic.u can do whatever u want.

captncrzy
01-29-2008, 06:16 AM
Wow, I can die happy now.

faxman75
01-29-2008, 07:05 AM
Verbally assaulting celebutards.

Exciting.

waxybk
01-29-2008, 07:07 AM
I didn't see her....and that's perfectly ok with me.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-29-2008, 07:35 AM
I am actually very upset no one threw something at her.....I didn't know she was there until someone told me later...

Basskitten85
01-29-2008, 07:35 AM
Smoking doobies with that bitch.

lediable76
01-29-2008, 12:40 PM
I DONT BELIEVE U CALLED PARIS A BITCH .......But with the smiths as your pic.u can do whatever u want.

What are u talking about??? ...you claim yourself a depeche devotee with that ridiculous avatar?? Besides, when I called her a bitch, I actually didn't mean to...it just came naturally as I was high and drunk.

algunz
01-29-2008, 12:42 PM
I am actually very upset no one threw something at her.....I didn't know she was there until someone told me later...

People were throwing water bottles at her and other celebutards.

SFChrissy
01-29-2008, 12:55 PM
maybe she wanted an artichoke?

Art shoudl totally choke her!!!

SFChrissy
01-29-2008, 12:56 PM
when I called her a bitch, I actually didn't mean to...it just came naturally as I was high and drunk.

which is when the truth really comes out!!!

lediable76
01-29-2008, 02:57 PM
which is when the truth really comes out!!!


In RE: to being drunk and high...I couldn't have said it better myself.

Bean924
01-31-2008, 06:57 AM
On Sunday of '07, as I was walking out of the food court (drunk & stoned), I saw this ditzy blonde in a green dress pass me by going to the food court. As she did, I pointed at her and told my g/f, "hey, it's that bitch, Paris Hilton!" She gave me this hollywood royal smirk and elevated her chin as her bouncer gave me a dirty look......good times.

You're cool. Can I be your mate?

Memorial_07
01-31-2008, 02:59 PM
someone has a picture of her smoking a joint

goodgrl
01-31-2008, 08:45 PM
Verbally assaulting celebutards.



My new favorite word- CELEBUTARD!

cooperb1
02-03-2008, 06:14 PM
ahcooooooo

krk67
02-06-2008, 06:17 PM
Good on the OP.

I was amused on Sunday night at the end of the night when I was able to enter the trailer area behind VIP while she and that Spank Rock guy begged security to let her back there.

Security's response? "She doesn't have the right credentials."

I don't think they realized how right they were.

JClemy
02-23-2008, 04:47 PM
I saw her this past weekend in Vegas. This big drunk dude started yelling things like "Paris hilton can suck my cock". Like he had tourettes or something. When she came out of the little gift shop she was in he yelled "Paris....GET A BOOB JOB" and rubbed his moobies(man boobies) and then tweaked his nipples. It was epic!

paulb
02-24-2008, 10:52 AM
I didnt see Paris Hilton...I only saw Danny Devito, and he was like 10ft away from me during Silversun Pickups, that was pretty cool... i didnt see any other celebs though, other than some famous peeps on the side of the stage during Sonic Youth and Johnny Knoxville during Willie Nelson.

theburiedlife
02-26-2008, 05:35 PM
On Sunday of '07, as I was walking out of the food court (drunk & stoned), I saw this ditzy blonde in a green dress pass me by going to the food court. As she did, I pointed at her and told my g/f, "hey, it's that bitch, Paris Hilton!" She gave me this hollywood royal smirk and elevated her chin as her bouncer gave me a dirty look......good times.

You must have missed the AIR performance then, she received an earful.

laynerox
03-14-2008, 01:55 PM
just as Peaches finished her set, my boss/friend and i were to the far left of the stage against the fence. resting. i look up and see Paris Hilton. i start to tell Tim, "hey....thats...." and he yells "Paris, SUCK MY BALLS, BITCH"

i was so embarrassed. i'm not bringing him this year, i don't want to babysit a grown ass man again.

MonSureDeep
03-14-2008, 05:15 PM
In her defense...ah, nevermind.

greghead
03-14-2008, 05:54 PM
Instead of yelling and commanding her to suck my dick, I'm going to ask her very politely to fellate me.

airguitarvet
03-14-2008, 06:27 PM
that's hot

McFearless
03-14-2008, 10:51 PM
haha. I seen that bitch during CSS. She is fucking dumb. She had no clue that Meeting Paris Hilton is not a compliment song.

shakermaker113
03-15-2008, 10:07 AM
haha. I seen that bitch during CSS. She is fucking dumb. She had no clue that Meeting Paris Hilton is not a compliment song.

haha, that's awesome. I wish I had seen that. I wonder if they actually met.

humanoid
03-28-2008, 02:29 AM
about 4 or 5 years ago at Coachella, a few of my friends and I smoked a bowl with Woody Harrelson......it was pretty cool....true story....he was trying to hit on my friend's sister....(she's fucking hot)....then he called her a bitch and walked away..(ok, I made the last part up)

humanoid
03-28-2008, 02:30 AM
not that it related to this thread, but it was more interesting than seeing Paris like 5 times last year

algunz
04-04-2008, 08:56 AM
Did anybody see Earl last night?

I wanted to punch Paris in the face!!!

Blinken
04-04-2008, 09:12 AM
I saw Earl, that was a retarded cameo, it fit her well.

algunz
04-04-2008, 09:14 AM
Everything about her irritates me, even her arm pit.

Ardentbiscuit
04-06-2008, 10:30 AM
I saw her in the VIP area but it didn't bother me just to see her.

Did you see her photos from 944 magazine?

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r285/ardentbiscuit/01.jpg

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r285/ardentbiscuit/normal_03.jpg

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r285/ardentbiscuit/normal_05.jpg

fatbastard
04-06-2008, 10:39 AM
I'm liking the hat and the jacket.

I have no problem with Paris. At least she has style. There's a list of politicians that I would call bitches.

greghead
04-06-2008, 10:40 PM
Paris Hilton is lame, but I would love to bang her in a cramped, uncomfortable space.

Like the back of a Volkswagen

Gyrus
04-06-2008, 10:59 PM
Paris Hilton is lame, but I would love to bang her in a cramped, uncomfortable space.

Like the back of a Volkswagen

That has mallrats written all over it and I love it

greghead
04-07-2008, 05:54 PM
Bingo! We have a winner

blakely
04-08-2008, 11:47 AM
congratulations, youve done something every man that has ever dated her has already done.

BROKENDOLL
04-08-2008, 11:51 AM
She only dates guys with Volkswagons?

beavington
04-08-2008, 03:34 PM
haha. I seen that bitch during CSS. She is fucking dumb. She had no clue that Meeting Paris Hilton is not a compliment song.


or perhaps she has a sense of humor about herself and doesnt care.

i dont understand the need to say something to her. it doesnt ruin her day. shes getting the attention you hate her for getting.

greghead
04-08-2008, 05:36 PM
She only dates guys with Volkswagons?

That disqualifies me

Gyrus
04-08-2008, 05:45 PM
She only dates guys with Volkswagons?


haha !!

woogie846
04-09-2008, 04:46 PM
Did anyone NOT see Paris Hilton last year?

i did not, and i'm perfectly fine with that.

indiekid89
04-09-2008, 05:26 PM
hahaha

quicksand
04-09-2008, 09:39 PM
I walked by her and I think her sister on my way out of DJ Shadow.

Phoenix
04-09-2008, 09:58 PM
I was backstage with her, during some band...can't remember what it was actually because I was stoned. Ended up sharing a joint with her, she wasn't a bitch at all. Cameron Diaz on the other hand was a total bitch.

greghead
04-09-2008, 10:06 PM
that's hot

londontoronto
04-17-2008, 06:59 AM
I was backstage with her, during some band...can't remember what it was actually because I was stoned. Ended up sharing a joint with her, she wasn't a bitch at all. Cameron Diaz on the other hand was a total bitch.

you should have made her light it off a 100 dollar bill.

CalmerThanYou
04-17-2008, 09:34 AM
I would pee in her butt...

zomgitsme
04-17-2008, 09:53 AM
What are u talking about??? ...you claim yourself a depeche devotee with that ridiculous avatar?? Besides, when I called her a bitch, I actually didn't mean to...it just came naturally as I was high and drunk.

So that makes it ok to just out and be an asshole? When I get high and drunk I still am just as courteous to others as when I'm sober...

burdt
04-17-2008, 12:06 PM
i got stoned in the spinny art thing during arcade fire and girl talk's set. when i walked over to the girl talk tent it was stuffed to capacity and since i was so far back i had to watch the show on the telescreen. and on the telescreen i saw paris and then i looked at the crowd to see her "for reals" but i only saw a sweaty barbie like thing and i resorted to watching the screen. which, since i was stoned felt like tv and it kinda defeated the purpose of seeing her and girl talk live. and to top that off the little delay offset of the actions on the screen and what was actually going on was tripping me out. it all ended up being more surreal than necessary.

now wasn't that rambly...?

CMRNDRGN
04-17-2008, 11:08 PM
I was going get a ride with my friend. I think we'll take my Volkswagen now.

greghead
04-18-2008, 03:39 PM
So that makes it ok to just out and be an asshole? When I get high and drunk I still am just as courteous to others as when I'm sober...

Lediable is a worthless piece of shit anyway, he doesn't know any better. Check out the "Prince: Insult to the Coachella Brand" thread for proof