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betao
01-24-2008, 10:34 AM
So, who would win in a violent, all-out fight to the death?

bug on your lip
01-24-2008, 11:43 AM
Jizz Johnson doesn't fight

betao
01-24-2008, 11:47 AM
also feel free to justify your answers

paulb
01-24-2008, 12:07 PM
underworld.

sames44
01-24-2008, 01:03 PM
Portishead - would not miss, although the Underworld answer made me giggle.

betao
01-24-2008, 03:17 PM
awesome that there are no votes for jj yet.

quicksand
01-24-2008, 03:20 PM
hahaha JJ has 0 votes

betao
01-24-2008, 03:23 PM
he has 1 now.

still loosing.

hypervera
01-24-2008, 03:41 PM
maybe he will send the monkey to fight

SFChrissy
01-24-2008, 03:43 PM
Kraftwerk is gonna have the crowd rocking a big huge dance fest and everyone will be happy and enjoying it!!! If you only knew...

stewboss
01-24-2008, 03:48 PM
Jack Johnson's monkey is not a fighter monkey, it's sole purpose is to help him put on his sandals and beads in the morning.

Crackerfromcrenshaw
01-24-2008, 03:53 PM
Underworld shall be added and if not i am still happy cause i am seeing them at roundhouse in london! fucking frequent flyer miles have finally added up and got me a week stay in LawNDawN...

Mr.Wyndham
01-24-2008, 03:56 PM
how come on underworld's myspace they don't have anything scheduled for the month of april?
their normal site dates stop at march.

im curious.

Crackerfromcrenshaw
01-24-2008, 04:01 PM
how come on underworld's myspace they don't have anything scheduled for the month of april?
their normal site dates stop at march.

im curious.

I remember listening to a promo interview of Underworld and Darren Price says he hates to travel and enjoys boogie-music (chic, beegees, etc) more than electronic, so much that he gets bored doing IDM/dance music tours so i figure its just laziness/he wants to enjoy himself.

Mr.Wyndham
01-24-2008, 04:04 PM
yeah and they just played in the us in September.

boarderwoozel3
01-31-2008, 09:04 PM
maybe he will send the monkey to fight

HAHAHA! Oh that shitty Jack Johnson...

betao
01-31-2008, 09:36 PM
underworld had my vote...they will be added, play "Pearls Girl", and jack johnson will simply melt from the awesomeness.

waxybk
02-01-2008, 04:32 AM
I voted for Jack....because I feel like since there is all this bashing of him, he will come out of nowhere and fight dirty.

With that said, I still hate Jack Johnson.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
02-01-2008, 04:44 AM
Portishead, unless Waters shows up with the Floyd...

waxybk
02-01-2008, 04:49 AM
Wait are we voting based on a deathmatch....or the talents of the artists...

I am voting based on deathmatch skills...do I need to stop thinking so violently???

betao
02-01-2008, 06:20 AM
no, this is a violent thread. you're going in the right direction.

waxybk
02-01-2008, 06:25 AM
oh yes!

Bring on the destruction!

Gypsy_Punk
02-01-2008, 06:36 AM
Roger Waters, because I saw his decrepit green ass tear it up in that new Star Wars movie. Dude he was doing backflips and shit. But I guess later he went and hid out in that swamp for another hundred years, but I bet he was just sitting there and getting PISSED!

faxman75
02-01-2008, 10:05 AM
Awesome, the winner of the death match is someone who is not even going to be there! ROFLMAO

betao
02-01-2008, 10:09 AM
seriously. that is just how awesome underworld is.

Cheddar's Cousin
02-27-2008, 01:34 PM
Roger Waters will destroy them all...look what he did to Pink Floyd.

Weeping Willow
03-12-2008, 11:53 PM
Roger Waters wins on sheer number of people in the band. Opponents could be blinded by laser lights and jaw dropping video projections, or assaulted by flying pig.

betao
03-13-2008, 03:59 PM
Roger Waters wins on sheer number of people in the band. Opponents could be blinded by laser lights and jaw dropping video projections, or assaulted by flying pig.

That is a sweet way to battle.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-20-2008, 04:33 PM
That last part should be changed to "nothing, Aphex Twin will be added and OWN everything".

rage patton
03-21-2008, 03:15 PM
That last part should be changed to "nothing, Aphex Twin will be added and OWN everything".

I was just thinking that.

JClemy
03-21-2008, 04:35 PM
Roger Waters has probably killed people before.

fikus222
03-22-2008, 02:37 AM
Just wait until Aphex Twin fux your sh!t up by playing stuff that he wants to hear, which is maybe not what you'd enjoy hearing.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
03-22-2008, 08:37 AM
RDJ will murder folks in the polo fields...those crazy little folks from the Come to daddy video are going to run amok....

sbessiso
03-22-2008, 10:11 AM
Roger Waters has probably killed people before.

oh I don't doubt that for a second