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MassiveChemicalPunk
01-24-2008, 10:25 AM
The follow-up to last years craze: Red Hot Chili Peppers VS Bag of Doritos.

http://www.pmmediareview.com/images/music/still_jack_johnson_bike.jpg
http://chitchatchica.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/doritos-trim.jpg
http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/3295/funyunsso9.jpg

Ill_Eagle
01-24-2008, 10:28 AM
Jack Johnson is not that bad. Seriously.










But I love my fucking Funyuns.

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-24-2008, 10:29 AM
Fuck, Its FUNYUNS. jaja

orbit
01-24-2008, 10:32 AM
Are the doritos reduced fat?

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-24-2008, 10:33 AM
You can choose any doritos.

Even the new Cheeto tasting dorito.

djoz187
01-24-2008, 11:25 AM
Funyuns are good, there are not enough rings in the bag tho

Cancersticks1
01-24-2008, 12:34 PM
i really want some funyons now.

JSam67
01-24-2008, 12:35 PM
Seriously? Funyuns.

neverclever
01-24-2008, 12:46 PM
I think if you brought your bag of dicks in here people would have a hard time...

Ardentbiscuit
01-24-2008, 03:25 PM
What if you are so baked you want to eat Doritos and Funyuns while watching Jack Johnson?

unknowndrummer66
01-24-2008, 04:08 PM
What if you are so baked you want to eat Doritos and Funyuns while watching Jack Johnson?

theres no amount of drugs that would allow me to do that

even if there was id prolly pass out before his set

coldstart
01-24-2008, 04:23 PM
Hah, at least some people chose the RHCP. No one has voted for JJ yet...

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-24-2008, 05:08 PM
how the fuck does JJ have 69 votes?

unknowndrummer66
01-24-2008, 05:43 PM
how the fuck does JJ have 69 votes?

theres alot of 12 year old girl lurkers?

iv3rdawG
01-24-2008, 05:52 PM
Tough. But I do love Funyuns.. not the wasabi kind though. Those are just horrible.

PrettyRagdoll
01-24-2008, 05:58 PM
I call shenanigans on everyone that voted for JJ

McAwesome
01-24-2008, 05:58 PM
you spelled funyuns wrong.

unknowndrummer66
01-24-2008, 07:45 PM
I call shenanigans on everyone that voted for JJ

whoa i better get my broom

woogie846
01-24-2008, 07:52 PM
make 'em cool ranch doritos and i'm in.

beartrash
01-24-2008, 08:24 PM
Funyuns

frozen pilgrim
01-24-2008, 08:46 PM
doritos>jack johnson
doritos>funyons
funyons<jack johnson
I mean, come on. funyons are just fucking terrible.

MonsoonSeason
01-24-2008, 09:02 PM
disagree

funyuns are my heritage

jack johnson is better because I can't steal a bag of doritos' wallet

BrettShipes
01-24-2008, 09:05 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/cafin8edpenguin/jjdor.gif

MonsoonSeason
01-24-2008, 09:14 PM
ace

BrettShipes
01-24-2008, 09:17 PM
and I highly disagree with this poll, doritos are much better than funyuns

coldstart
01-24-2008, 09:42 PM
Lol!

I kind of like Jack Johnson headlining just for all the creative projects having to do with getting rid of him or poking at him.

alex97
01-24-2008, 11:56 PM
What if you are so baked you want to eat Doritos and Funyuns while watching Jack Johnson?

shit happens! :lool :rotfl

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-25-2008, 12:20 PM
I prefer Baked Doritos...

MonsoonSeason
01-25-2008, 12:28 PM
baked doritos really are better than regular type doritos

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-25-2008, 12:30 PM
baked doritos really are better than regular type doritos

Fo sho! You should try them with cottage cheese....mmmm....

Boourns
01-25-2008, 12:58 PM
I miss the four cheese doritos. So awesomely cheesy.

earlgrey
01-25-2008, 10:17 PM
WTH . . .jack is winning this poll! HELL NO! go cool ranch!

kitt kat
01-26-2008, 12:09 AM
You don't fuck with Funyons, man.
That's some elementary school knowledge right there.

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-26-2008, 12:52 AM
From Half-Baked:

Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyuns.

TheWatcher
01-26-2008, 08:07 AM
Are the doritos reduced fat?


Do they have .. Olestra in them?

Harrisment
01-26-2008, 08:11 AM
Do they have .. Olestra in them?

anal leakage dude.

Jankypirate
01-26-2008, 07:52 PM
Funyons suck! just crunchy salty msg. Makes your taste buds tingle but thats all.

I vote doritos.

I would have to be so baked to enjoy jack johnson, and then I would get munchies and go for the doritos...

JSam67
01-26-2008, 07:54 PM
I guess those would be baked Dorito's then? The best kind :D But I still think:
Funyuns > Dorito's > Jack Johnson

sonofhal
01-27-2008, 12:53 AM
We don't have funyuns over here - somebody post me a bag so i can make an informed decision.

nalfsen
01-27-2008, 01:41 AM
Funyuns.

Doritos are played out.

rage patton
01-29-2008, 08:18 AM
Fuck everyone who didn't vote for Doritos.

Jack J
01-29-2008, 04:29 PM
I'm pretty high and really tired from surfing all day, so doritos sound pretty chill right now.

Stefachink
01-30-2008, 12:09 AM
LOL at the flying dorito chopping Jack Johnson's head off but i love Funyuns.

MonsoonSeason
01-30-2008, 12:19 AM
Fo sho! You should try them with cottage cheese....mmmm....

this sounds way better than it should!

msklvr
01-30-2008, 12:51 PM
I agree with Funyuns winning.

But Doritos are so much better than JJ.

instinct
01-30-2008, 05:16 PM
How does JJ have so many votes? I call shenanigans as well.. GV must be modding the poll..

instinct
01-30-2008, 05:16 PM
P.S. I voted Funyons!!

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-30-2008, 09:09 PM
i created the fucking thread. and from one day to the next, for some odd reason , JJ went from around 10 votes to 70!!!!!!!!!!!!! And he was winning for a whole day, until funyuns catched up and surpassed.

Stefachink
01-30-2008, 09:45 PM
Does anyone remember the 3d doritos? they were puffy triangles that came in a tube, y'know like pringles do. Do they still sell them in the stores? Or are they gone forever :(

cooperb1
01-31-2008, 12:36 AM
FUNYUNS gota love em

Hawkings
02-01-2008, 08:31 AM
Jack Johnson's alright just not as headliner, his music's fun, if mainstream. He apparently played Coachella 2002, but it's tough those are some tastey chips.

Funyon's are good, but with seriously diminishing returns, after 12+ the taste starts to go south.
Doritos are of course the answer, whether Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, unless ya got the Ham flavored Doritos from Spain, thats just wrong.

dvdestrd
02-10-2008, 08:40 PM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n125/dvdestrd/zach3.jpgFugees and funyuns

JessicaH911
02-12-2008, 02:40 AM
Not a big JackJ ohnson fan, but I don't hate him, either. I'd have to go with Doritos-- either spicier nacho or that new buffalo ranch type. Funyuns are pretty amazing, too, though. It's a toughie.

fatbastard
04-20-2008, 06:06 PM
Funyans with an Orange Crush for the win.

Cheddar's Cousin
04-25-2008, 05:46 AM
Both of you will be shot on sight. The only thing you should have with your REGULAR Doritos is a 20 oz. Dr. Pepper!

obvnotmuchelse
04-30-2008, 01:12 PM
I will just say this. I slept with a bag of funyuns two nights in a row this weekend. There is no room in my bed for him, but I'll move over for some Cooler Ranch.

Mockingbird73
05-06-2008, 11:16 AM
I loves me some wasabi Funyons...nom nom nom

rage patton
05-06-2008, 11:19 AM
How on earth are Funyons beating dorritos?

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
05-06-2008, 11:21 AM
How on earth are Funyons beating dorritos?

people have no souls....

billyboyblue
05-06-2008, 11:24 AM
dang! I accidently voted for funyons instead of doritos.

fatbastard
04-06-2009, 01:59 PM
Funyuns with a bottle of Orange Crush.

Jon Blazed
04-06-2009, 03:03 PM
I love Funyuns!

morelifefucker
04-06-2009, 03:05 PM
http://www.accidentalhedonist.com/media/funyun.jpg

digitaldragon03
01-31-2011, 08:06 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/digitaldragon03/funyuns.jpg