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Dave Gravy
01-21-2008, 03:49 PM
THE WORST PICK FOR COACHELLA HEADLINER EVER!

johnnypolite
01-21-2008, 03:50 PM
I miss the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

depechemodekraftwerk
01-21-2008, 03:50 PM
agreed a zillion times add portis and roger to this also unless pink floyd back together

BettySpaghetti
01-21-2008, 03:50 PM
Just grab a longboard and cool your jets brah.

Dave Gravy
01-21-2008, 03:54 PM
Just grab a longboard and cool your jets brah.

Something stupid that Jack Johnson would say.

noisemachine
01-21-2008, 03:54 PM
The headliner almost always coincides with other great bands, so I am happy since this will eliminate at least one conflict.

boarderwoozel3
01-21-2008, 03:55 PM
I miss the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

its come to this...:nono

suzbooze
01-21-2008, 03:58 PM
who's jack johnson anyways? HAHA THIS IS LAME!

nothingisnothing
01-21-2008, 03:59 PM
I miss the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

I didn't even give two shits about seeing the Peppers last year, but seeing the headliners this year, Red Hot Chili Peppers seem like gold.

malomakaio--
01-21-2008, 04:00 PM
there's no way jack johnson is the headliner. no way.

MarkO
01-21-2008, 04:01 PM
Way. Look at the poster. And weep.

boyalien0
01-21-2008, 04:01 PM
there's no way jack johnson is the headliner. no way.

It's true, but Fatboy Slim is playing, so who cares?

idrive1life
01-21-2008, 04:02 PM
RHCP > JJ

CHIPSnDIP
01-21-2008, 04:03 PM
JACK JOHNSON IS AS EXCITING AS ME OPENING A TUB OF BUTTER.

noisemachine
01-21-2008, 04:03 PM
Way. Look at the poster. And weep.

Where is the poster?

PrettyRagdoll
01-21-2008, 04:03 PM
The headliners this year are like... Last round picks for Dodge Ball.

algunz
01-21-2008, 04:04 PM
"I can't believe it's not butter."

Jack Johnson
01-21-2008, 04:04 PM
I make the panties drop.

english rob
01-21-2008, 04:05 PM
... a sub par ham

thedevious
01-21-2008, 04:05 PM
Jack johnson is a cunt, Friday is a misery cept for midnight jugs. Saturday is AMAZING!

CHIPSnDIP
01-21-2008, 04:06 PM
I make the panties drop.

YOU MAKE THE PEOPLE DROP, BECAUSE WE ALL FALL ASLEEP

GnarVee
01-21-2008, 04:08 PM
so lame......

CHIPSnDIP
01-21-2008, 04:09 PM
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2527/1jack1cupyp2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LET'S BOYCOTT THIS YEAR AND ALL WATCH 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT!!!!!! TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!

AGREED

Sexecutioner
01-21-2008, 04:09 PM
THE WORST PICK FOR COACHELLA HEADLINER EVER!

EVER!!!!!!

TOGETHERRR
01-21-2008, 04:09 PM
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2527/1jack1cupyp2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LET'S BOYCOTT THIS YEAR AND ALL WATCH 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT!!!!!! TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!

instinct
01-21-2008, 04:09 PM
Wow.. I really fucking hate Jack Johnson. It really sickens me to see how popular he is.. Look at the Favorite Bands on Facebook.. and almost every city Jack Johnson is listed in the top 3.

C DUB YA
01-21-2008, 04:10 PM
JACK JOHNSON KILLED COACHELLA!

CHIPSnDIP
01-21-2008, 04:10 PM
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2527/1jack1cupyp2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LET'S BOYCOTT THIS YEAR AND ALL WATCH 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT!!!!!! TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!

AGREED

matthew_AZ
01-21-2008, 04:11 PM
where'd all the good headliners go?

cansei de ser sexme
01-21-2008, 04:12 PM
a picture of jack johnson is on the coachella main page

xxxxxxxxxx
01-21-2008, 04:12 PM
Tool
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Bjork
Rage Against The Machine
Beastie Boys
Oasis
Coldplay
Nine Inch Nails
Depeche Mode
Radiohead

and Jack Johnson????

CHIPSnDIP
01-21-2008, 04:12 PM
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2527/1jack1cupyp2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LET'S BOYCOTT THIS YEAR AND ALL WATCH 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT!!!!!! TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!

SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN

TOGETHERRR
01-21-2008, 04:13 PM
and Jack Johnson????

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2527/1jack1cupyp2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LET'S BOYCOTT THIS YEAR AND ALL WATCH 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT!!!!!! TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!

bullokz
01-21-2008, 04:15 PM
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2527/1jack1cupyp2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LET'S BOYCOTT THIS YEAR AND ALL WATCH 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT!!!!!! TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!

haha

CHIPSnDIP
01-21-2008, 04:16 PM
http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/2527/1jack1cupyp2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LET'S BOYCOTT THIS YEAR AND ALL WATCH 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
FOR 3 DAYS STRAIGHT!!!!!! TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!

1 JACK 1 CUP

Songoboy
01-21-2008, 04:46 PM
a great addition to coachella. i'll get get see him at his Kokua Festival here in Hawaii and then at this year's coachella.

if so much people hate him, i guess there will be more room for us to see him! :)

Aloha!

Boourns
01-21-2008, 04:58 PM
where'd all the good headliners go?

All Points West. Oh wait, they got Jack Johnson, too.

Does he have incriminating photos of Paul Tollett? That's all I can think of.

F00FIGHTER20
01-21-2008, 05:02 PM
All Points West. Oh wait, they got Jack Johnson, too.

Does he have incriminating photos of Paul Tollett? That's all I can think of.



haha......actually got me to finally stop frowning.

rwklv1
01-21-2008, 06:07 PM
I hope he gets hit with a shoe...

Newbie
01-21-2008, 06:10 PM
Jack Johnson?


I'm going to go try to swallow a knife should be better than seeing Jack...

i_like_cake530
01-21-2008, 06:16 PM
The Idiocy Per Capita in this thread is off the charts.

HAHAHA LOLZ OMG LETS WATCH 2 GIRLS 1 CUP FOR THREE DAYS, FUCK COACHELLA!!!!JACK JOHNSON SUCKS!!!AND IF ONE OF THE HEADLINERS IS BAD, THAT RUINS THE WHOLE THREE DAY FESTIVAL FOR ME...CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THERE ARE 5 STAGES OR ANYTHING!!!!

sbessiso
01-21-2008, 06:19 PM
im going to light flaming bags of horse shit and launch it right at that douchebags face

hypervera
01-21-2008, 06:22 PM
hahhaha i prefer good charlotte than this dude!!!!

look coachella what you made me say!!!!

Dave Gravy
01-21-2008, 06:24 PM
The Idiocy Per Capita in this thread is off the charts.

HAHAHA LOLZ OMG LETS WATCH 2 GIRLS 1 CUP FOR THREE DAYS, FUCK COACHELLA!!!!JACK JOHNSON SUCKS!!!AND IF ONE OF THE HEADLINERS IS BAD, THAT RUINS THE WHOLE THREE DAY FESTIVAL FOR ME...CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THERE ARE 5 STAGES OR ANYTHING!!!!

Overall, the lineup is weak. Jack Johnson headlining makes it even worse.

C DUB YA
01-21-2008, 06:32 PM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j32/carywhitt/jackjohnson2.jpg

R3d Snapper
01-21-2008, 06:32 PM
I hope jack johnson reads all this shit

BBCgirl
01-21-2008, 06:45 PM
so bad. What the fuck happened here.

Aa0275
01-21-2008, 06:56 PM
::Insert last years line up:: ( to lazy to post up the pic)

ah, those were the days.

cit128
01-21-2008, 08:36 PM
I hope Jack Johnson gets hemorrhoids and cannot make it to Coachella. If that happens, then I can think of going for the 3 days. I refuse to pay money that will benefit that f**ker!

jonnypark
01-21-2008, 08:37 PM
hey everybody lets flame Jack Johnsons message board

vogina
01-21-2008, 08:39 PM
agree

SecretAgentX-9
01-21-2008, 08:42 PM
yeah man, JJ is definately the worst headliner this festival has ever had. even oasis tops him. i think the east coast festival GV is planning might have helped to fuck us over for our friday headliner. they have to get 2-3 different headliners for the festival as well, and since it's their first time they're probably gonna want to bring in some huge names i.e. Radiohead. if this new festival wasn't going on, maybe they'd save one of the east coast headliners for us, instead of just having to settle with fucking jack johnson. i know he's getting a lot of hate for being a headliner, but come on GV, deep down you've gotta be pretty embaressed.

jonnypark
01-21-2008, 08:43 PM
Also the first person to call out a lurker for not using the search function on a Jack Johnson hate post is my new favorite person on this board.

coldstart
01-21-2008, 08:53 PM
hey everybody lets flame Jack Johnsons message board

It doesn't appear that he has forums (well, that are active). At least, not in the top results of a google search.