Im going to sport my collection of offensive t-shirts this year, what about you? [Archive] - Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival Message Board

Mr.Nipples

01-28-2007, 03:33 PM

I have the day off and alot of time on my hands so i decided to pick out what offensive shirts im going to wear...yes i know its 3 months in advance. anyone think about what theyre going to wear during coachella?

day 1.
bootleg sonic youth shirt, just a plain white shirt with a washing machine drawn on it with the words "bootleg sonic youth shirt" written in it. bought at goodwill in 03'.
day 2.
budd dwyer shirt with a photo of budds suicide with the phrase
"this could hurt someone" on bottom
couldnt find the shirt but this is the picture.
http://www.francesfarmersrevenge.com/stuff/archive/oldnews/Memories%20of%20Olive_files/buddb4.jpg
day3.
black flag "police story" shirt
can be seen here http://www.interpunk.com/item.cfm?Item=44425&

keep a lookout for my ass...

full on idle

01-28-2007, 03:42 PM

Shirts are for squares.

woogie846

01-28-2007, 03:51 PM

You really like buttholes, don't you Mr. Nipples?

Mr.Nipples

01-28-2007, 03:54 PM

TAKE THAT BACK YOU LECHEROUS BUTTHOLE!

arbouler

01-28-2007, 03:59 PM

im gonna wear my indietorrent tshirt so you'll know how indie i am!

http://www.indietorrents.com/bitbucket/dr_gnx.jpg

woogie846

01-28-2007, 03:59 PM

TAKE THAT BACK YOU LECHEROUS BUTTHOLE!

You really like buttholes, don't you Mr. Nipples?

Mr.Nipples

01-29-2007, 10:38 AM

actually ive decided to trade the sonic youth shirt for a better, more offensive t-shirt. my trix cereal parody shirt that says "silly faggots, dicks are for chicks"

Jenniehoo

01-29-2007, 10:45 AM

Mr. Nipples real name is Fluffy.

Mr.Nipples

01-29-2007, 10:52 AM

no...its david

thinnerair

01-29-2007, 11:20 AM

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a805/a805.gif
or maybe even...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a603/a603.gif

Boourns

01-30-2007, 07:12 AM

Ahaha, gotta love t-shirt hell. I actually have the "Talk Nerdy to Me" and "Xenu Is My Homeboy" (out of print)

shotglass75

01-30-2007, 08:26 AM

www.djtees.com has some cool rock n' roll t'shirts that I haven't seen anywhere else. decent price too

sighlent

01-30-2007, 08:52 AM

http://tinyurl.com/ywjpmd

JCLimited

01-30-2007, 08:59 AM

or maybe even...
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a603/a603.gif
LOL, yes.

Momoschaf

01-30-2007, 09:07 AM

http://tinyurl.com/ywjpmd

:rotfl

REdOX

04-15-2007, 12:32 PM

http://images23.fotki.com/v766/photos/8/831109/3641289/badguyscoachella-vi.jpg

chiapet

04-15-2007, 12:41 PM

I have started wimping out of wearing tshirt hell stuff in public. .. must be getting old

miscorrections

04-15-2007, 12:44 PM

i personally don't really like tshirts with text on them, unless they say "professor science" with a dinosaur in a mortarboard. things like that are ok.

MonsoonSeason

04-15-2007, 12:48 PM

yay dinosaur comics ftw

my shirts aren't really offensive. I have one that says "I love you Crispin Glover" but that's it

I was thinking about making a shirt that says "I'd like boys but they smell bad and I'd like girls but they're weird so I guess I just like buckets" and on the back it says "but not very much"

miscorrections

04-15-2007, 12:50 PM

i think that shirt is a winnar.

MonsoonSeason

04-15-2007, 12:51 PM

really

I thought it might have been a little emo

MonsoonSeason

04-15-2007, 12:51 PM

it's why I didn't make it initially

TeamCoachellaHellYeah

04-15-2007, 12:52 PM

http://images23.fotki.com/v766/photos/8/831109/3641289/badguyscoachella-vi.jpg

I like that...

alyssak

04-15-2007, 01:19 PM

really

I thought it might have been a little emo
You should make it.

I thought about making a t-shirt that says "Kurt is in heaven now"

Vonnegut, not Cobain

SubBass49

04-15-2007, 01:20 PM

I'll probably be rocking some variant of this design that I did. The original is a stencil tribute to J Dilla...I'm having some students of mine silkscreen it on some shirts though. The spraypaint versions I made faded really bad after just one wash...

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/9976/dillashirtplacementsie2.jpg

Mr.Nipples

04-15-2007, 01:44 PM

im trying to make a shirt via cafepress with this image...
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/damn-1.jpg
but the image keeps on getting dwarfed...anyone know what the hell is wrong? if im going to get a tshirt with that on it, it at least has to be BIG!

alyssak

04-15-2007, 02:00 PM

Just take the pic to one of those mall kiosks and have them make the shirt.

Ill_Eagle

04-15-2007, 02:04 PM

http://i1.ebayimg.com/02/i/000/94/f7/5007_1_b.JPG

Mr.Nipples

04-15-2007, 02:06 PM

Just take the pic to one of those mall kiosks and have them make the shirt.

i dont want to get off my ass...its sunday...

DeltaSigChi4

04-15-2007, 02:07 PM

This thread sucks.

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alyssak

04-15-2007, 02:08 PM

i dont want to get off my ass...its sunday...
Get your gf to take it for you.

Mr.Nipples

04-15-2007, 02:28 PM

Get your gf to take it for you.

shes at church...

alyssak

04-15-2007, 02:44 PM

Ask your mommy then.

Mr.Nipples

04-15-2007, 03:03 PM

moms dead...

PineapplePete

04-15-2007, 03:06 PM

moms dead...

see whenever someone says that i can never tell if they're joking...especially over the internets. If I just show no reaction or remorse and their is mom is really dead, then I look like a total asshole. If i do start apologizing and whatnot and their mom isn't dead i look like a pussy and a fool.

DeltaSigChi4

04-15-2007, 03:12 PM

Maybe you need some confidence in yourself so you couldn't care less one way or the other.

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Mr.Nipples

04-15-2007, 03:14 PM

see whenever someone says that i can never tell if they're joking...especially over the internets. If I just show no reaction or remorse and their is mom is really dead, then I look like a total asshole. If i do start apologizing and whatnot and their mom isn't dead i look like a pussy and a fool.

you could've waited till alyssak posted her response, i wanted to make her squirm. and yes, my mother is alive and all is well...

alyssak

04-15-2007, 03:56 PM

One time when I was 11 years old a telemarketer called and asked for my mom. I was instructed never to tell anyone over the phone that my parents aren't home, so instead of saying "She's not available at the moment." I said "She's dead." and hung up the phone.

I felt horrible afterwards because I was scared that I had jinxed my mom and that she really would die.

bballarl

04-15-2007, 04:11 PM

Nice.

alyssak

04-16-2007, 01:16 AM

Also, it takes a lot more than that to make me squirm.

clarky123

04-16-2007, 02:35 AM

This has to be the funniest story I have read on this site so far! Any more!

canexplain

04-16-2007, 07:30 AM

i like offensive t's but i dont have many ... mostly bush bashing stuff, a cool one about "the original homeland security" and it shows a bunch of indians on horses ... i did wear a tunic to a show on saturday ... thats the first time i ever did something like that .. some dude outside came up to me and asked if i was Jesus ... he was a homeless indian dude, so i gave him a dollar and blessed him ... cr*****

SubBass49

04-16-2007, 07:34 AM

LoL...I have a Bush-Bashing shirt that shows Dubya, Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Adolf Hitler, and a man with a skull for a head all dressed up like British Invasion-era rockers, and it says, "The Killers" World Destruction Tour. The back lists the "tour dates" of their various massacres...the skull guy represents plague.