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KrazzyJoe
01-14-2008, 08:37 PM
I figure we need a thread for the orgy this year. Anyone's invited but you should be down for some gay action if you're a dude, at least giving. Ladies welcome to :D

PM me if you'd like

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-14-2008, 08:38 PM
http://www.home.no/mrweizel/gay%20thread.jpg

dontfeedthebird
01-14-2008, 08:39 PM
Oh I'm totally down for this. And pulling out is an option.

Botrocker
01-14-2008, 08:57 PM
No pulling out.

nocigarettes
01-14-2008, 08:59 PM
im sure Chromeo will participate

dontfeedthebird
01-14-2008, 09:07 PM
im sure Chromeo will participate

I got dibs on the chubby one.

KrazzyJoe
01-14-2008, 09:14 PM
Oh yeah, everyone can do as they please. We don't want a negative environment here, folks. We can have a lovely entrance guildine

You get a "P" on your lower back in sharpie if you must not be came in
You get a "C" if someone must have a condom for you
You get a "A+" for anything goes

Condoms will be provided.

boarderwoozel3
01-14-2008, 09:39 PM
This was hyped up last year too. Did it even happen?

dontfeedthebird
01-14-2008, 09:43 PM
Man, I have to learn the alphabet.

coldstart
01-14-2008, 09:50 PM
This was hyped up last year too. Did it even happen?

You didn't see them in train formation running around the campground?

nocigarettes
01-14-2008, 09:51 PM
I got dibs on the chubby one.


no no a' got that.

KrazzyJoe
01-14-2008, 09:54 PM
Man, I have to learn the alphabet.


I just figured A B C would be too neutral and might be confusing - P stands for pull out, C stands for condom, A is everything goes. For some reason that made sense. Maybe E should be everything else.

I'm tall with skinny arms but a bit of a tummy and I'm up for anything.

LOOKING FORWARD TO THE ORGY

thelastgreatman
01-14-2008, 09:55 PM
I'll bet Radiohead will be at the Gay Orgy. Not fucking or anything, just headlining.

jonnypark
01-14-2008, 11:33 PM
I just want my picture taken next to the orgy

dontfeedthebird
01-14-2008, 11:41 PM
Is Delta invited? Please?

B∞Rdomß
01-15-2008, 12:49 AM
any room for one more flamer ;)

sbessiso
01-15-2008, 04:32 AM
can i come too? or is it just skinny twinks allowed?

KrazzyJoe
01-15-2008, 08:32 AM
HEY come on in, man, we're welcoming folks, everyone's invited.

captncrzy
01-15-2008, 09:23 AM
I'm not going but I'd like pictures after-the-fact, please.

sbessiso
01-15-2008, 11:38 AM
count me in i suppose, anybody looking for a husky bear type?

i'm your man

emtgreg
01-15-2008, 01:21 PM
this thread is epic win

too bad im into girls...

sbessiso
01-16-2008, 05:29 AM
we cant let this thread die!!

gaypalmsprings
01-16-2008, 06:05 AM
A new variety of staph bacteria, highly resistant to antibiotics and possibly transmitted by sexual contact, is spreading among gay men in San Francisco, Boston, New York and Los Angeles, researchers reported Monday.

The culprit is a form of MRSA, or methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, a bug that was once confined to hospitalized patients but, since the late 1990s, has been circulating outside medical settings, afflicting anyone from injection-drug users to elementary school students. A strain called USA300 has been a leading cause of MRSA infection in this decade, and an exceptionally drug-resistant variant of it is now on the loose, researchers say.

The germ typically causes boils and other skin and soft-tissue infections and, despite its resistance to some drugs, is still treatable by surgical drainage and several classes of antibiotics. What is unusual in this case is the high percentage of infections - up to 40 percent - occurring in the buttocks and genitalia.

Although researchers have stopped short of declaring this form of staph a sexually transmitted disease, the infections are found where skin-to-skin contact occurs during sexual activity.

Just why the new, more drug-resistant variety is concentrated among gay men is not yet known. Patients infected with HIV appear to run a higher risk of infection, but the study suggests that gay men are being infected with the staph germ regardless of whether they are HIV-positive.

One factor that could be in play is a medical history of heavy use of antibiotics, which creates conditions for breeding drug-resistant strains. Any patient, HIV-positive or not, who has had high previous exposure to antibiotics might be more susceptible.

The good news is that, once the public is aware of the risk, there are ways to prevent the spread of drug-resistant staph. It can be as simple as soap and water.

"Taking a shower after sexual contact may minimize contamination," said Dr. Chip Chambers, director of infectious diseases at San Francisco General, a co-author of the study. "Ordinary soap will do. It dilutes the concentration of bacteria. You don't need antibacterial soap."

Chambers also pointed out that researchers at San Francisco General have shown that many skin sores and boils caused even by these drug-resistant strains of staph often can be treated without any antibiotics, just by surgical drainage of pus.

KrazzyJoe
01-16-2008, 07:52 AM
Ah FUCK

Orgy cancelled

anti-square
01-16-2008, 08:01 AM
It just means that you need to keep your peter clean. No one likes a filthy, sloppy gay man.

anti-square
01-16-2008, 08:02 AM
Proceed with the gay orgy!




Vote Plump Bears '08!

sbessiso
01-16-2008, 08:18 AM
Vote Plump Bears '08!



Whoooo!!!

dontfeedthebird
01-16-2008, 10:12 AM
this thread is epic win

too bad im into girls...

I thought we already established that everyone's welcome?

andromedarkly
01-16-2008, 11:24 AM
Me, a bear...and my first post is in the gay orgy thread! Who'd a thunk it?

Yes, I'm tall, hairy and bear-y...

I'll have to keep my eyes on the lookout for this one...

chiapet
01-16-2008, 04:26 PM
The germ typically causes boils ... occurring in the buttocks and genitalia.

Why would you have sex with some stranger with genital boils, anyway???

Why am I spectatoring your thread, anyway???

sbessiso
01-16-2008, 04:39 PM
Me, a bear...and my first post is in the gay orgy thread! Who'd a thunk it?

Yes, I'm tall, hairy and bear-y...

I'll have to keep my eyes on the lookout for this one...

hurray for us bears/chubs/chasers!!!

gaypalmsprings
01-16-2008, 04:41 PM
Why would you have sex with some stranger with genital boils, anyway???

Why am I spectatoring your thread, anyway???

When's it in a dark place, maybe one can't see.

sbessiso
01-16-2008, 05:09 PM
very true, but i think this has the potential to be wicked good fun

KrazzyJoe
01-16-2008, 05:56 PM
I'm glad we're taking this seriously but I think we're getting not enough underage skinny hairless twinks, to my taste :)

COME ON PEOPLE

We're all welcome but let's get some diversity

digitalface
01-16-2008, 08:07 PM
I'm glad we're taking this seriously but I think we're getting not enough underage skinny hairless twinks, to my taste :)

COME ON PEOPLE

We're all welcome but let's get some diversity

Hi, my name is Chris Hansen from Dateline. Why did you come here today?

anti-square
01-16-2008, 08:11 PM
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/Ethired/1184367762037.jpg
"Why don't you have a seat..."

digitalface
01-16-2008, 08:42 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


AHAAAAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAA

coldstart
01-16-2008, 08:44 PM
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/Ethired/1184367762037.jpg
"Why don't you have a seat..."

Lol! That's fucking creepy...

sbessiso
01-17-2008, 03:47 AM
I'm glad we're taking this seriously but I think we're getting not enough underage skinny hairless twinks, to my taste :)

COME ON PEOPLE

We're all welcome but let's get some diversity

ummm, how young are we talking here?

Cpt. Funkaho
01-17-2008, 03:55 AM
I read this entire thread trying to figure out if anyone was serious, and if so, who.

I failed.

gaypalmsprings
01-17-2008, 05:35 AM
http://www.nataliedee.com/022305/your-mom.jpg

digitalface
01-17-2008, 02:17 PM
I'd be down for a gay camp (heheh), but seriously, a gay orgy camp? With underage twinks? Yeeps.

dontfeedthebird
01-17-2008, 02:20 PM
By underage, they mean less than 21. Camping is 18+

sbessiso
01-17-2008, 06:39 PM
im always down for underage twinks, the question is whether they'll be down for me

boarderwoozel3
01-17-2008, 10:54 PM
im always down for underage twinks, the question is whether they'll be down for me

http://thegarfieldhouse.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/rapecat.jpg

digitalface
01-18-2008, 09:20 AM
OMG.

sbessiso
01-18-2008, 09:22 AM
my words exactly

Rod Barajas
01-18-2008, 12:08 PM
http://members.home.nl/knootewoot/gay_thread.gif

smoke
01-18-2008, 11:47 PM
this thread is

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/10P/QF0100~Fabulous-Queer-as-Folk-Posters.jpg

KrazzyJoe
01-19-2008, 07:35 AM
I read this entire thread trying to figure out if anyone was serious, and if so, who.

I failed.

Keep on guessing, fucker

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-19-2008, 07:41 AM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c95/annamichalak/******.jpg

sbessiso
01-19-2008, 07:59 AM
Keep on guessing, fucker

gay orgies are a very serious matter

andromedarkly
01-21-2008, 07:41 PM
I don't know if I will be up for an orgy or not, but if a dark tent with a gay flag on it appears out of no where, I might poke my head in!

I'll be camping with a couple of guys from Germany...cute too...and young-er...though past the twink stage for sure...

And they like me...so that's 9/10ths of the story right there...

And I promise to be hairy and bear-ish still...no weight loss gonna happen by festival time!

MonsoonSeason
01-21-2008, 08:41 PM
I don't actually want to participate but I do want to make a sign for you guys

sbessiso
01-22-2008, 06:06 AM
I don't know if I will be up for an orgy or not, but if a dark tent with a gay flag on it appears out of no where, I might poke my head in!

I'll be camping with a couple of guys from Germany...cute too...and young-er...though past the twink stage for sure...

And they like me...so that's 9/10ths of the story right there...

And I promise to be hairy and bear-ish still...no weight loss gonna happen by festival time!

hurrah!!

share the wealth!

KindigerJ
01-22-2008, 01:48 PM
Okay, so the bears are covered... Any otters in the bunch??

Rod Barajas
01-22-2008, 01:51 PM
Okay, so the bears are covered... Any otters in the bunch??
Wow...I am learning so much from this thread...Being a proud straight guy who is secure in his sexuality...I find this thread amusing...keep up the good work...

Lurker_in_a_tree
01-22-2008, 04:24 PM
Whoooo!!!

yay for bearchubs!

sbessiso
01-22-2008, 06:09 PM
gigetty gigetty

Mr.Wyndham
01-22-2008, 06:50 PM
what the hell is an "otter" type person? short and hairy?

dontfeedthebird
01-22-2008, 07:30 PM
an otter is skinny and hairy, any height, and normally fits in with the leather crowd.

beartrash
01-23-2008, 10:33 AM
A new variety of staph bacteria, highly resistant to antibiotics and possibly transmitted by sexual contact, is spreading among gay men in San Francisco, Boston, New York and Los Angeles, researchers reported Monday.

The culprit is a form of MRSA, or methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus, a bug that was once confined to hospitalized patients but, since the late 1990s, has been circulating outside medical settings, afflicting anyone from injection-drug users to elementary school students. A strain called USA300 has been a leading cause of MRSA infection in this decade, and an exceptionally drug-resistant variant of it is now on the loose, researchers say.

The germ typically causes boils and other skin and soft-tissue infections and, despite its resistance to some drugs, is still treatable by surgical drainage and several classes of antibiotics. What is unusual in this case is the high percentage of infections - up to 40 percent - occurring in the buttocks and genitalia.

Although researchers have stopped short of declaring this form of staph a sexually transmitted disease, the infections are found where skin-to-skin contact occurs during sexual activity.

Just why the new, more drug-resistant variety is concentrated among gay men is not yet known. Patients infected with HIV appear to run a higher risk of infection, but the study suggests that gay men are being infected with the staph germ regardless of whether they are HIV-positive.

One factor that could be in play is a medical history of heavy use of antibiotics, which creates conditions for breeding drug-resistant strains. Any patient, HIV-positive or not, who has had high previous exposure to antibiotics might be more susceptible.

The good news is that, once the public is aware of the risk, there are ways to prevent the spread of drug-resistant staph. It can be as simple as soap and water.

"Taking a shower after sexual contact may minimize contamination," said Dr. Chip Chambers, director of infectious diseases at San Francisco General, a co-author of the study. "Ordinary soap will do. It dilutes the concentration of bacteria. You don't need antibacterial soap."

Chambers also pointed out that researchers at San Francisco General have shown that many skin sores and boils caused even by these drug-resistant strains of staph often can be treated without any antibiotics, just by surgical drainage of pus.


MRSA isn't just a Gay problem and you should be ashamed of yourself for posting that. Thanks for spreading more panic and fear.

KindigerJ
01-23-2008, 11:27 AM
I've been told that otters aren't necessarily "skinny", but have more of a swimmer's build and from my "experience" swimmers have fairly muscular physiques. Granted some swimmers can be lanky...

Then again, I'm not a swimmer, even though I have been dubbed an otter. Maybe I could be a gazelle! But wait, I'm not altogether graceful... Hmmm I'll deliberate.

MonsoonSeason
01-23-2008, 11:51 AM
this sounds like a very hirsute orgy

rugburn city

raytrade
01-23-2008, 02:28 PM
Well, I'm staying at one of the frisky gay nude resorts in Palm Springs, but would be down for some fun at Coachella itself if I can get in to the camping area! Maybe I can help pitch a tent? BTW- just got my room last nite at Canyon Club Hotel. Rates were cheap. Anyone else staying there? Some twinkies would be fun and lord knows there are usually lots of them at Coachella. Me: circuit boy gym bunny type. Going to be in Palm Springs 2 weeks in a row! Going to White Party, then Coachella!

dontfeedthebird
01-23-2008, 02:40 PM
hirsute orgy, haha!

i'm gonna need a new brush.

coldstart
01-23-2008, 02:44 PM
Wow, best thread ever.

Whoachella
01-24-2008, 11:37 PM
whoa whoa what's this? First time Coachella-er, will this orgy be in the campground cuz if so I'm soo there!

sbessiso
01-25-2008, 06:00 AM
so whats the deal? are we doing this thing or what??

paganman7
01-25-2008, 07:24 AM
My father in law had MRSA (nosocomial after a surgery), and I'm pretty sure he's not gay.

I guess the gays just scare people.

digitalface
01-29-2008, 02:58 PM
Boo.

sbessiso
01-29-2008, 03:01 PM
yeah this thread is on life support

bring it back!

gaypalmsprings
01-29-2008, 03:09 PM
http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/061227/061227_penisCartoons_vmed_5p%20copy.widec.jpg

Rowrrr
01-29-2008, 08:01 PM
I'll step up and do my part to represent muscle bears everywhere. I'm pretty selfless like that. :D

chiapet
01-29-2008, 08:12 PM
hahaha. i miss the healthy penis ads.

Rowrrr
01-30-2008, 09:45 PM
i can haz gay orgy

MonsoonSeason
01-31-2008, 11:40 AM
so is it cool if I make a sign for you guys that just says "The Bear Cave"?

maybe with a picture of some bears, I don't know

E-rock
01-31-2008, 11:49 AM
ROTFL. "Bear Cave"
I invited Jack Johnson, but he told me he'd be too busy, waxing his board.

MonsoonSeason
01-31-2008, 11:49 AM
plus he's more of an otter

sbessiso
01-31-2008, 11:50 AM
i see we're using our new vocab words!

MonsoonSeason
01-31-2008, 11:53 AM
I'm trying to pass the class

sbessiso
01-31-2008, 11:58 AM
im just one person here, but i think the "bear cave" sign will surely earn extra credit

dontfeedthebird
01-31-2008, 05:36 PM
Nolan is now my favorite supportive straight. (sorry emtgreg, maybe next year.)

gaypalmsprings
01-31-2008, 05:41 PM
http://www.jabtv.com/takeajab/takeajab_images/gay_marriage.jpg

MonsoonSeason
01-31-2008, 11:15 PM
Nolan is now my favorite supportive straight. (sorry emtgreg, maybe next year.)

epic

emtgreg
02-01-2008, 12:12 AM
hahahaahahaha

Rowrrr
02-05-2008, 09:03 PM
oops.

digitalface
02-06-2008, 11:28 AM
Bumper.

I don't think anoyone would argue with you, though.

sbessiso
02-06-2008, 03:30 PM
im gunna give you every inch of my love

tripzz
02-11-2008, 01:12 AM
as long as its not happening in the handicapp porta pottie http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4887&highlight=pottie

you can count this chubby bear in ;)

gaypalmsprings
02-11-2008, 05:37 AM
http://www.stevesabo.com/pmeter.jpg

sbessiso
02-11-2008, 11:58 AM
as long as its not happening in the handicapp porta pottie http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4887&highlight=pottie

you can count this chubby bear in ;)

i must admit, im surprised that bearchubs are posting on here more than the twinks, no complaints, 'tis better this way

KindigerJ
02-11-2008, 01:31 PM
T'aint no bearchub, and t'aint no twink. I'll be the group otter!

sbessiso
02-11-2008, 01:41 PM
im still not really buying the term "otter",

how bout this, whats the difference between an otter and a cub

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 01:41 PM
cubs are bigger than otters?

sbessiso
02-11-2008, 01:48 PM
people need to start using otter more then, because theyre very lenient with the term "cub"

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 01:51 PM
I don't know. I see a difference, I think. otters seem to be short lithe hairy guys; cubs seem to be short chubby hairy guys.

I mean I'm just going off of what I think animals look like, but still.

sbessiso
02-11-2008, 01:59 PM
i feel silly discussing this, but anything to give this thread some steam

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 02:12 PM
well I think after the first page prospective gay orgy members were overwhelmed by the number of bears participating

it's like going into a shark tank, only probably less biting

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 02:34 PM
I agree with Monsoon. All the 18 year olds were scared away. Biting is probably the least you gotta worry about...

When bears attack... CAUGHT ON TAPE.

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 02:35 PM
If Mon doesn't get to come to coachella, we'll need a new sign maker. :(

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 03:29 PM
if all else fails I'll mail you a sign

believe

Rowrrr
02-11-2008, 07:20 PM
I don't know. I see a difference, I think. otters seem to be short lithe hairy guys; cubs seem to be short chubby hairy guys.

I mean I'm just going off of what I think animals look like, but still.

But... I'm what you'd consider to be a muscle cub, so short and chubby isn't really it either. We gay men can be so easy going, yet so complicated when it comes to getting nekkid.

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 08:12 PM
Good god its back!

And yet I find myself intrigued... hmmmmmmmmm....

sbessiso
02-11-2008, 08:13 PM
But... I'm what you'd consider to be a muscle cub, so short and chubby isn't really it either. We gay men can be so easy going, yet so complicated when it comes to getting nekkid.

aint that the truth

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 08:19 PM
sbessiso

what would you call a tall, sinewy fellow with some chest hair? I guess I'm asking what category I fall under.

sbessiso
02-11-2008, 08:27 PM
you know, im not entirely sure, there might not even be a label for you, we may have to go to the Higher Gays for an answer

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 08:30 PM
you know, im not entirely sure, there might not even be a label for you, we may have to go to the Higher Gays for an answer

Fair enough, I'll ask some friends. Or consult the panel of experts that'll be assembling at the campground for the festivities.

BeHereNOW
02-11-2008, 09:34 PM
kill this thread already

hey you seen that GG Allin video?
the one where is naked and bloody all over on stage?
kiddin'

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 09:36 PM
Naw. It won't die. Much like Michael Myers in the Halloween movies, just when you think he's dead for sure this time. BAM! Back for a sequel.

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 09:49 PM
Bear - Cub - Wolf - Otter - Muscle Bear - Chub - Chaser - Daddy - Chub - Silver Daddies - Chasers - Twinks
_______________________________________
Bear - a man with significant facial and/or body hair, as well as a stocky or heavyset build; often older (or older looking) and displaying a masculine appearance and mannerisms. See also: Polar Bear.

Cub - a younger version of a bear.

Otter: A hairy gay man that's slender, a slender bear, a bear lacking a husky or stocky build while still retaining hairy bear features bear. See also KinderJ. See also Pervy J.

Wolf - A more aggressive Otter.

Chaser - A man who is of smaller body size and/or stature who is sexually or romantically attracted to chubs or bears.

Chubby or chub - A chub is defined as a large man. A widespread name for clubs of big men and their admirers is Girth & Mirth.

Twink - The gay equivalent to the stereotypical ditzy blonde girl in heterosexual circles. A Twink is percieved to be very naive and only interested in having hot gay sex. See also Monsoon (if he had blonde highlights.) (And if he liked men.)

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 09:50 PM
sbessiso

what would you call a tall, sinewy fellow with some chest hair? I guess I'm asking what category I fall under.

a giraffe

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 09:52 PM
Naw. It won't die. Much like Michael Myers in the Halloween movies, just when you think he's dead for sure this time. BAM! Back for a sequel.

"What vindictive son of a bitch resurrected this thread?"

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 09:55 PM
a giraffe

I am blonde. But I don't have a crazy long neck. Waaaaiiiiiitt a minute....

BTW- This thread just keeps getting better and better.

Bird, ever see any big brid porn and/or does it exsit?

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 09:56 PM
a giraffe

i think we should make noles an honorary "gay." not only is he interested in gay culture, he's actually actually helping define it.

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 10:00 PM
You'd have to get someone in the club to sign off on it. Kind of like country club entry sponsor. The most fabulous & fierce country club ever.

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 10:01 PM
I accept the nomination graciously

still not going to do any dudes though

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 10:01 PM
The most fabulous & fierce country club ever.

sounds like gps' house

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 10:03 PM
HAHAHA

I'm surprised we haven't heard from him much in this thread.

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 10:04 PM
And speaking of GPS. Didn't Boourns say something about a GPS pre-party?

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 10:05 PM
boarder, are you gay? or are you just another noles?

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 10:05 PM
That would be really fun.

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 10:06 PM
boarder, are you gay? or are you just another noles?

I prefer not to answer such questions over the net. Just open minded.

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 10:08 PM
srsly boarder, it's okay if you're a twink. shit happens.

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 10:09 PM
a wise decision, boarder.

a man of mystery, this one.

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 10:11 PM
Yeah baby!

http://www.webdesign.org/img_articles/11118/AustinPowers_original.jpg

Really though, if you must know and are in the camping all alone group we can chat over a joint and/or the vodka I'll be bringing. I don't think I'm going to fly with bud again though. Makes me too nervous.

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 10:13 PM
i've nominated Noles for best supportive straight and also honorary "gay." what else could i do besides tweeze your eyebrows?

You're Simply the Best.

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 10:15 PM
Wait. You guys know eachother?

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 10:15 PM
thanks john

you're not so bad yourself

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 10:15 PM
07 vet he-yah

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 10:16 PM
of the camping all alone group?

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 10:18 PM
absolutely! although i was kinda drunk....

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 10:21 PM
right

we all were

I brought legalized moonshine from indiana, so everybody was wasted. on their own stuff, too, because nobody wanted to drink pure ethanol

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 10:22 PM
right

we all were

I brought legalized moonshine from indiana, so everybody was wasted. on their own stuff, too, because nobody wanted to drink pure ethanol

Although there were a few of us looking for an astringent. Camping is just dirty.

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 10:23 PM
I can't wait for the last weekend in april... *sigh*

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 10:23 PM
we need to bring 2500% more hair care products

hair is the most important thing in life

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 10:24 PM
we need to bring 2500% more hair care products

hair is the most important thing in life

nobel peace prize. nominated.

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 10:25 PM
I can't wait for the last weekend in april... *sigh*

coach is the only thing that's making me wake up and get through my shitty ass job.

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 10:25 PM
Orly. During coachella I kinda let the hair go. In the desert its a fight you can't win.

*Edit* I've been in day by day countdown mode for 'chella since the end of october. I was excited that it was "only" six months away.

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 10:28 PM
whatever. start deep conditioning now and nothing's lost boarder.

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 10:31 PM
whatever. start deep conditioning now and nothing's lost boarder.

ha! Itís all about the 2-1 shampoo/conditioner. Saves so much time, good for camping too. The person who invented that should win the prize.

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 10:33 PM
ha! Itís all about the 2-1 shampoo/conditioner. Saves so much time, good for camping too. The person who invented that should win the prize.

The person who invented camping should be shot.

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 10:38 PM
Yes, lets go back and shoot the early hominids. Then again, going back in time to find them would be sweet. What if someone was to unknowingly walk up on the Official 200,008 (B.C.) Gay Hominid Orgy.

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 10:41 PM
and they have a thread written about it in stone

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 10:43 PM
i was kidding!

i think skipping out on hair conditioning is gross. and i think a 200,000 b.c. gay orgy is going to be just as gross as a 2008 on site camping orgy.

however, you boys are more than welcome to come swim in my pool.

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 10:56 PM
i was kidding!

i think skipping out on hair conditioning is gross. and i think a 200,000 b.c. gay orgy is going to be just as gross as a 2008 on site camping orgy.

however, you boys are more than welcome to come swim in my pool.

So you're not camping but are renting a place with a pool? Hummm.

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 10:56 PM
proposal accepted

oh I had a thought a few days ago. do you think that if we built more pools in the middle east that people would be less cranky? I was checking out damascus on google maps and I didn't see one pool.

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 11:04 PM
proposal accepted

oh I had a thought a few days ago. do you think that if we built more pools in the middle east that people would be less cranky? I was checking out damascus on google maps and I didn't see one pool.

I see this leading to many people (any woman who goes swimming) being stoned to death.

On the other hand, all the gay men who don't exist in Iran would have an easier time finding each other.

In conclusion this plan has man pluses and minuses.

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 11:05 PM
I did some research just now

men and women of islamic faiths can swim, but only in separate areas at designated times

I wouldn't be in any religion that was like "sorry man, pool's closed"

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 11:07 PM
proposal accepted

oh I had a thought a few days ago. do you think that if we built more pools in the middle east that people would be less cranky? I was checking out damascus on google maps and I didn't see one pool.

i just did some research. and if u.s.a had more pools of oil, the middle east could fuck off.

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 11:13 PM
It first I thought things were going to get really interesting after "if USA had more pools of oil,".

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 11:17 PM
hey, i introduced the idea of "pool." you can even incorporate my "face" into your gay-pool frolicking.

I do what I can.

boarderwoozel3
02-11-2008, 11:20 PM
I do what I can.

Indeed. As do I.

On that note, I've posted around 100 times today. Out of control. I'm cutting myself off.

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 11:22 PM
i just did some research. and if u.s.a had more pools of oil, the middle east could fuck off.

haha

not true, I need their cuisine

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 11:27 PM
Indeed. As do I.


Does this mean I get ass in my face? :)

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 11:28 PM
...I need their cuisine

Does this mean he'll buy food for my face?

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 11:28 PM
I love you Coachella 2008.

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 11:29 PM
haha

I'll buy you hummus

but that's it!

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 11:31 PM
haha

I'll buy you hummus

but that's it!

But didn't I read somewhere GV was providing 4 year old hookers this year?

Something about Cambodia.....

MonsoonSeason
02-11-2008, 11:36 PM
BYO4YOCSS

bring your own 4 year old cambodian sex slave

dontfeedthebird
02-11-2008, 11:54 PM
BYO4YOCSS


Noted and done. ;)

KindigerJ
02-12-2008, 09:11 AM
Otter: A hairy gay man that's slender, a slender bear, a bear lacking a husky or stocky build while still retaining hairy bear features bear. [I]See also KinderJ. See also Pervy J.


God I love you even more!

KindigerJ
02-12-2008, 09:14 AM
The person who invented camping should be shot.

I could make a BAD joke about westward expansion...

sbessiso
02-12-2008, 11:38 AM
this thread added 2-ish pages overnight???

MonsoonSeason
02-12-2008, 12:51 PM
thread sort of turned into a me, bird, and boarder chat room

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 01:02 PM
which is one of the reasons i love the camping alone thread. i was so immersed in one thread, i had no idea people were so mean elsewhere on the board.

sbessiso
02-12-2008, 01:04 PM
yes!

i thoroughly enjoy conversing with you guys via message board

kreutz2112
02-12-2008, 01:08 PM
fagots.

MonsoonSeason
02-12-2008, 01:09 PM
lolz

paganman7
02-12-2008, 01:10 PM
fagots.


A homophobe from Utah...shocking!

sbessiso
02-12-2008, 01:10 PM
fagots.

you spelled it wrong

kreutz2112
02-12-2008, 01:12 PM
faggots

MonsoonSeason
02-12-2008, 01:12 PM
lolzzz

sbessiso
02-12-2008, 01:13 PM
there we go

paganman7
02-12-2008, 01:13 PM
I'm curious why a red neck homophobe willfully entered a thread so explicitly titled.

MonsoonSeason
02-12-2008, 01:14 PM
pretty sure homie is a kidder

sbessiso
02-12-2008, 01:14 PM
I'm curious why a red neck homophobe willfully entered a thread so explicitly titled.

i think its pretty obvious...

he's a self-hating closet case

paganman7
02-12-2008, 01:15 PM
pretty sure homie is a kidder


If that's the case, then my bad and I apologize.

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 01:21 PM
yeah, i'm pretty sure kreutz is one of the good ones on this board.....

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 01:22 PM
and this might be way out of line, but can we get some lesbians up in this bitch?

kreutz2112
02-12-2008, 01:24 PM
I was kidding.

sbessiso
02-12-2008, 01:24 PM
uhhh

sbessiso
02-12-2008, 01:24 PM
I was kidding.

sorry

maybe i was itchin to board fight

paganman7
02-12-2008, 01:27 PM
I was kidding.


Sorry homo...uh, I mean homie.

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 01:27 PM
Best Straightest Gay Thread Ever!

MonsoonSeason
02-12-2008, 01:27 PM
and this might be way out of line, but can we get some lesbians up in this bitch?

well one of our fabulous lesbian posters has to start a lesbian orgy thread

what's the lesbian equivalent of a bear?

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 01:28 PM
well one of our fabulous lesbian posters has to start a lesbian orgy thread

what's the lesbian equivalent of a bear?

A bull dyke?

And I have to ask, does "fabulous lesbian" really make sense?

MonsoonSeason
02-12-2008, 01:29 PM
yeah but bull dykes aren't necessarily large

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 01:32 PM
yeah but bull dykes aren't necessarily large

Um. Apparently I can't be on the lesbian expert panel.

(and dyna IS fabulous, but you know what i mean.... most of them aren't *twink* fabulous.)

MonsoonSeason
02-12-2008, 01:37 PM
where is dyna?

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 03:00 PM
i think it's ridiculous the straights think they can pull off an orgy. they're nowhere near as easy....

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 05:05 PM
So while 3 guys are occupied with the one poor girl what are the other 12 going to do? Stand around and jerk-off? Sounds like an extension of the gay orgy.

Just say'n

srsly boarder, you were my first pick to be the infiltrator. don't blow your cover man.

boarderwoozel3
02-12-2008, 05:05 PM
i think it's ridiculous the straights think they can pull off an orgy. they're nowhere near as easy....

Word. I think between monsoon and I the probable goings on of the straight orgy have been dissected and analyzed. The results... FAIL!

sbessiso
02-12-2008, 05:06 PM
gay men are naturally slutty

girls slutty enough to be in an orgy are nasty in my opinion

boarderwoozel3
02-12-2008, 05:10 PM
girls slutty enough to be in an orgy are nasty in my opinion

Good call. Probably best not to touch even if it looks good.

chiapet
02-12-2008, 05:37 PM
and this might be way out of line, but can we get some lesbians up in this bitch?

I guess I'm not gay enough for this thread :P

chiapet
02-12-2008, 05:38 PM
we need to bring 2500% more hair care products

Okay, after last year I actually went on a search for desert hair friendly products. I think I'm going actually going to use... mousse.

chiapet
02-12-2008, 05:39 PM
gay men are naturally slutty

girls slutty enough to be in an orgy are nasty in my opinion


Fuck guys and their double standards. :P

Seriously, if one got to pick sex, gender, and orientation, I'd totally have been born a gay guy and would be an incredible slut.

boarderwoozel3
02-12-2008, 06:03 PM
Seriously, if one got to pick sex, gender, and orientation, I'd totally have been born a gay guy and would be an incredible slut.

I like your style.

sbessiso
02-12-2008, 06:09 PM
i just like you guys in general

boarderwoozel3
02-12-2008, 06:10 PM
awww. Group Hug!

MonsoonSeason
02-12-2008, 06:41 PM
I guess I'm not gay enough for this thread :P

chia you don't have to be gay to discuss gay orgy success probabilities

just think of this as camping all alone 2.0


Good call. Probably best not to touch even if it looks good.

envelope and elope, baby


i just like you guys in general

gaaaaaaaaaay

chiapet
02-12-2008, 06:46 PM
I was responding to the call out for lesbians. I mean, come on, if we want to talk T&A on this thread, I'm up for it. It just seems out of place.

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 07:11 PM
I'm totally gay for radiohead and ladytron.

Wheres the beef?
02-12-2008, 07:39 PM
wait so the gay orgy is more a sausage fest?

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 07:42 PM
mmm. sausage.

chiapet
02-12-2008, 07:48 PM
Well, no chicks have checked in, so yes.

gaypalmsprings
02-12-2008, 07:59 PM
http://www.johnjgoddard.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/sausagefest.jpg

chiapet
02-12-2008, 08:02 PM
I could do without the sauce.

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 08:06 PM
http://www.johnjgoddard.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/sausagefest.jpg

um, like, why am i drooling? and stuff.

chiapet
02-12-2008, 08:17 PM
I don't know. The sauce in that picture seriously made me throw up a little in my mouth. The sausages look good though!

Rowrrr
02-12-2008, 08:32 PM
GAY SECKS FTW!!

(this message brought to you by a delicious double IPA)

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 09:01 PM
international porn apropos?

MonsoonSeason
02-12-2008, 09:29 PM
um, like, why am i drooling? and stuff.

if those were corn cobs I'd be right there with you man

and instead of that being a sauce pool it was a pool of butter ohhhh hgooooooodddddddd

dontfeedthebird
02-12-2008, 09:32 PM
[now that he mentions it,] can we get some cole slaw up in this bitch?

boarderwoozel3
02-12-2008, 11:45 PM
those sausages were too skinny.

just say'n :winkiss

dontfeedthebird
02-13-2008, 12:26 AM
those sausages were too skinny.

just say'n :winkiss

Then I definitely wanna see how my cards play....

sbessiso
02-13-2008, 03:13 PM
i can compete

boarderwoozel3
02-13-2008, 10:36 PM
Oh man was I drunk last night. Damn you Holy Fuck and your sick beats!

dontfeedthebird
02-13-2008, 11:28 PM
Oh man was I drunk last night. Damn you Holy Fuck and your sick beats!

i love the drunks ones!

KindigerJ
02-14-2008, 11:04 AM
where is dyna?

I dunno, but the next time I see her I'm gonna squeal like a schoolgirl again then smash her glasses. JOKING! but i do intend to squeal

KindigerJ
02-14-2008, 11:07 AM
[now that he mentions it,] can we get some cole slaw up in this bitch?

Um, I don't like my fags flatulent...

PS - Are YOU camping this year, or is there truth to this rumor of a hotel??

dontfeedthebird
02-14-2008, 02:15 PM
the hotel has already been bought-ed. i just hang around the Internet Singles group to pick off the weak ones.

Genedefekt
02-14-2008, 04:27 PM
Sorry guys, I'm late. Where do I pick up my name tag?

Come to think of it, we don't need to know each other's names, right?

dontfeedthebird
02-14-2008, 05:39 PM
Sorry guys, I'm late. Where do I pick up my name tag?

Come to think of it, we don't need to know each other's names, right?

most of us have them tatooed on our lower backs.

welcome!

boarderwoozel3
02-14-2008, 06:04 PM
most of us have them tatooed on our lower backs.

welcome!

ha, oh girls... you have forever ruined the lone lower back tattoo. Its going to be funny 40 years from now. 60-70 year old women with flowers or "spicy" on their lower back...

I shouldn't say all girls, just the majority.

sbessiso
02-16-2008, 04:57 AM
dont forget those STUPID chinese symbols that roughly translates to "beef with broccoli"

BROKENDOLL
02-16-2008, 07:28 AM
ha, oh girls... you have forever ruined the lone lower back tattoo. Its going to be funny 40 years from now. 60-70 year old women with flowers or "spicy" on their lower back...

I shouldn't say all girls, just the majority.
40 years from now, those tatoos will be down around their ass cracks...and isn't that what it's all about here?

MonsoonSeason
02-16-2008, 08:29 AM
dont forget those STUPID chinese symbols that roughly translates to "beef with broccoli"

I have a whistling cartoon broccoli tattoo on my ankle

chiapet
02-16-2008, 08:31 AM
That would actually be awesome.

MonsoonSeason
02-16-2008, 08:33 AM
also on my outer thigh I have a two peaches with the word "wisdom" bisecting them

chiapet
02-16-2008, 08:45 AM
I'm kind of embarrassed that I'm still repeatedly watching the little american idol kid.

dontfeedthebird
02-16-2008, 08:47 AM
just quit it already!!!! i'm forreal chia.

chiapet
02-16-2008, 09:03 AM
Oh shit I'm on the wrong thread. Sorry.

MonsoonSeason
02-16-2008, 09:20 AM
I can sing better than that kid

sbessiso
02-16-2008, 09:42 AM
me too

MonsoonSeason
02-16-2008, 09:59 AM
sbessiso let's start a band

we can be like tegan and sara only not sisters

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 05:17 AM
but still bull dykes?

dontfeedthebird
02-17-2008, 06:45 AM
tegan and sara aren't bull dykes! i thought they were cute.

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 06:53 AM
YES THEY ARE!

MonsoonSeason
02-17-2008, 08:34 AM
okay fine we can be bull dykes

as long as we're still pop

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 08:39 AM
we dont HAVE to be bull dykes (i sure as hell dont wanna be) i was just asking if that was in your vision of our tegan and sara inspired band

so we're like tegan and sara except not sisters and lesbians? who the fuck are we then?

MonsoonSeason
02-17-2008, 08:57 AM
I don't know. Hall and Oates?

no wait, david bowie and mick jagger

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 09:03 AM
no wait, david bowie and mick jagger

dude, im so down, one of the greatest videos EVER

wherever will I find pants tight enough

OK!

TOKYOOO!

SOUTH AMERICAAA!

AUSTRALIA!

FRANCE!

GERMANYY!

U.K!

*whistles*

i cant figure out how to put a video on here, some do it fast!

MonsoonSeason
02-17-2008, 09:11 AM
I wanna be david bowie

in this band of ours and in real life

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 09:14 AM
aww fuck

i *guess* ill be mick in the band :( but im so Bowie in real life, i think we all have a little Bowie in us

MonsoonSeason
02-17-2008, 09:16 AM
fuck this nonsense, sbeebs

let's both be bowie

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 09:25 AM
excellent!

herein lies another problem, which Bowie to be??

after re-watching the "fashion" video, i might want to be "Fashion" Bowie, sure theres no makeup, but i think he makes up for it in cocaine

MonsoonSeason
02-17-2008, 09:32 AM
!

!!! THAT'S IT!

the perfect combination: an old bowie and a new bowie! you can be fashion bowie, full of youthful vigor and passion, and I'll be cactus bowie, old, wizened, and deliberate

sbessiso
02-17-2008, 09:35 AM
i just watched the "im afraid of americans" video for the first time

what the hell??

p.s- that first look trent reznor gives him is so sexual!