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RageAgainstRob
01-28-2007, 11:45 AM
someone suggested all us good scots meeting up and creating a "little scotland" in the campsite.

who's up for this? i'm sure it would be easy enough to organise if we established some meeting point on the thursday.

we could maybe organise an "auld enemy" footie match with our english counterparts...

Meadowsmeister
01-28-2007, 01:36 PM
can little england be south of it?

Disco!
01-28-2007, 02:55 PM
can little england be south of it?

Yeah, we'll even build a wall lol.
I won't be getting there til Friday night, so a large St Andrews/St George/GB flag would be a good pointer for me upon heading in.

Anyone got space in their tent for an extra sleeper?
I'll provide Buckie if possible.

back4more
01-28-2007, 06:22 PM
I'd be up from that. I'm coming over from Australia but am originally from Dundee.

Not sure about the football match though - it was over 100 degrees last year. We would need a few subs.


someone suggested all us good scots meeting up and creating a "little scotland" in the campsite.

who's up for this? i'm sure it would be easy enough to organise if we established some meeting point on the thursday.

we could maybe organise an "auld enemy" footie match with our english counterparts...

Meadowsmeister
01-29-2007, 07:36 AM
Im in for the footie, i'll bring me ball. And me ST.G flag......

Love the wall idea btw!

RageAgainstRob
01-30-2007, 02:38 PM
little england, get your own thread;)

Disco!
01-30-2007, 02:44 PM
Well if it's pitch black by the time I get there, I'll take anything I can get for finding my way about.

And I can't believe it's the GB flag that gets on your tits and not the St George flag.
Referring to the post below btw

RageAgainstRob
01-30-2007, 02:46 PM
Yeah, we'll even build a wall lol.
I won't be getting there til Friday night, so a large St Andrews/St George/GB flag would be a good pointer for me upon heading in.

Anyone got space in their tent for an extra sleeper?
I'll provide Buckie if possible.

naaaaaaaaaaah

Meadowsmeister
01-30-2007, 02:58 PM
i'll get murdered in the footie though, im a 6ft2 skinny motherfucker, at least, compared to you caber tossing, haggis eating, bagpipe playing, whisky drinking scots...

i went to scotland last year...This crazy lady (that i later slept with) kept giving me 'cheeky vimto's, they knocked the face of me.

Disco!
01-30-2007, 03:03 PM
AHAHAHA! Cheeky vimto's, it's unfortunate that I know a guy that drinks those, yeah he takes a slagging.
Wouldn't worry about the footie, I weigh maybe 140pounds soaking wet, although I call it "heroin chic". Pete Docherty ain't got shit on me lol.

randy ricochet
01-30-2007, 03:03 PM
[QUOTE=Disco!;20781]
I won't be getting there til Friday night, so a large St Andrews/St George/GB flag would be a good pointer for me upon heading in.

Just look out for the bright ginger hair and shiny red faces!.....

As for the football, you Jocks might aswell just sit on the wall and watch how its done!!!

Disco!
01-30-2007, 03:05 PM
As for the football, you Jocks might aswell just sit on the wall and watch how its done!!!

Are the Portugese coming? Or the Brazilians? Or the Argentinians? Or the Germans?

I'm really in no position to take the piss out of any country I suppose, except France:D

SheriNOIR
01-30-2007, 03:06 PM
I vote for a gretna green tent in between little england and little scotland.

Disco!
01-30-2007, 03:08 PM
Everyone can get drunk and get married there then

randy ricochet
01-30-2007, 03:08 PM
Fair enough!

SheriNOIR
01-30-2007, 03:09 PM
If I don't see you all in kilts I am going to be VERY dissapointed..

Meadowsmeister
01-30-2007, 03:09 PM
hadrians wall! or a dirty newcastle tent :)

Disco!
01-30-2007, 03:13 PM
Sheri, If you give me the money for a kilt I'll sport one, although it may get quite chilly as the night progresses.

randy ricochet
01-30-2007, 03:16 PM
If I don't see you all in kilts I am going to be VERY dissapointed..

Christ!....what a thought, rockin away when suddenly out of nowhere comes a crowd surfing Jock with his hairy ginger ass in your face!!!.......Keep your jeans on lads!

Meadowsmeister
01-30-2007, 03:19 PM
agreed

Disco!
01-30-2007, 03:33 PM
How 'bout I wax my ass and shave my balls?
I thought Hitler got rid of all the gingers anyway?

randy ricochet
01-30-2007, 03:37 PM
He missed Gordon Strachan!

Meadowsmeister
01-30-2007, 03:38 PM
bastard...

Disco!
01-30-2007, 03:39 PM
True, but he made Hitler laugh during the after-match interviews, so he spared him, and held him up as an example.

randy ricochet
01-30-2007, 03:42 PM
I suppose that he wasn't hard to hold up.....he's only 2ft4 !

Disco!
01-30-2007, 03:43 PM
Yeah but he's a pudgy little fucker!

randy ricochet
01-30-2007, 03:47 PM
And an ex fuckin manc.

randy ricochet
01-30-2007, 03:47 PM
Actually speaking of mancs.....he also missed Paul Scholes and Rooney's got a ginger beard!!!

Meadowsmeister
01-30-2007, 03:48 PM
NOBODY likes manks....

Disco!
01-30-2007, 03:48 PM
take that back son, managing the 'tic may have been a crime, playing for aberdeen may have been a sin, but playing for United is never a bad thing

Meadowsmeister
01-30-2007, 03:49 PM
i went to school with Rooney. i beat the fuck out of him in year 10 for goin for me shins on purpose. Thats my only claim to fame, and thats when he was skinny

De La Salle all boys catholic school! HOORAH!

Disco!
01-30-2007, 03:50 PM
AHAHA! Thats an awesome claim to fame that is.
You made Rooney the tough little fella he is then?

Meadowsmeister
01-30-2007, 03:50 PM
he got the fuck beaten out of him by alot of people actually.. Then he started boxing. and threatening us with his brothers.

randy ricochet
01-30-2007, 03:56 PM
I was born next to R2D2's son!!!...beat that for a claim to fame

Disco!
01-30-2007, 04:03 PM
I'm related to David Hopkins, ex-Leeds player. Bollocks, he's a ginger!
And I've caddied for Neil McCann, who played for Southampton I think?

His brother's a drug dealer, and lives across from my old high school. Jesus what kind of place did I grow up in?

Meadowsmeister
01-30-2007, 09:31 PM
haha, i grew up in Norris Green, its rather an infamous COUNCIL estate in Liverpool. Incredibly scary, compton got nothin on us scousers.

Quentin
01-30-2007, 10:26 PM
i went to school with Rooney. i beat the fuck out of him in year 10 for goin for me shins on purpose. Thats my only claim to fame, and thats when he was skinny

De La Salle all boys catholic school! HOORAH!

Damn, you must be old :p

Meadowsmeister
01-30-2007, 10:27 PM
ahahaha, im 22

Quentin
01-30-2007, 11:47 PM
ahahaha, im 22

Lol, Rooney looks like the kind of kid that would get his ass beat at school lol.

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 01:25 AM
So how old are you then Quents?

RageAgainstRob
01-31-2007, 06:07 AM
I was born next to R2D2's son!!!...beat that for a claim to fame

my mum was in braveheart.

fuck yiz all, i win:)

Disco!
01-31-2007, 06:13 AM
My dad was in Monty Python.
Looks like I'm winning the pissing contest hahaha

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 06:22 AM
I was in an episode of 'The Littlest Hobo'

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 06:22 AM
get to the back of the queue kids!!!

Disco!
01-31-2007, 06:32 AM
What the hell is the littlest hobo?
Some sort of english comedy? Like little britain

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 06:56 AM
It was american I think about a dog who travelled from place to place every week and usually saved somebody from drowning or stopped a couple from divorcing or some shit like that!!!......excellent viewing!!!!

Disco!
01-31-2007, 07:05 AM
Sounds a lot like lassie...

SheriNOIR
01-31-2007, 07:10 AM
www.myspace.com/campUK anyone ?
Hopefully get a decent site up that everyone can keep a track of and discuss travelling / meet up !
:)

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 07:25 AM
Sounds a lot like lassie...

Not quite as gay as lassie......however looking back it was quite gay!!
I wasn't really in it

thaipod
01-31-2007, 08:34 AM
So if an American steps into Little Scotland, will they get hit by Merrry Puppuns a la Wee Britain in Arrested DEvelopment? :)

Disco!
01-31-2007, 08:56 AM
So if an American steps into Little Scotland, will they get hit by Merrry Puppuns a la Wee Britain in Arrested DEvelopment? :)

I've heard of Arrested Development but never watched it, so that joke is over my head.
However, if you step into little Scotland, you will be required to punch an englishman in the face, and rape and pillage 'little england' with us to prove your worth to us. From then on, all you have to do is wear a kilt and refer to the english as THEM.

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 08:59 AM
The bloody American's will probably turn up late again after we've already taken over camp!!!!

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 09:00 AM
Either that or destroy the whole camp killing scottish and english.........by mistake!!!

Disco!
01-31-2007, 09:02 AM
Yeah, 'friendly fire' my ass

Disco!
01-31-2007, 09:03 AM
As long as the welsh perish as well...Fucking welsh

SheriNOIR
01-31-2007, 09:04 AM
Water balloons & makeshift catapults.
Your going down scotland..

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 09:04 AM
isn't it!

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 09:05 AM
Water balloons & makeshift catapults.
Your going down scotland..

All the scottish lot won't be able to fight cause they'll all be sunburnt, the pastey bunch!!

Disco!
01-31-2007, 09:07 AM
Explain why we would fight back in 100 degree weather if your soaking us with cold water balloons?

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 09:08 AM
maybe we should fill them with piss!

Meadowsmeister
01-31-2007, 09:09 AM
All the scottish lot won't be able to fight cause they'll all be sunburnt, the pastey bunch!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

as for another claim to fame, i get mistaken for the indie guy in the mighty boosh alot.

SheriNOIR
01-31-2007, 09:10 AM
We'll use warm water.
It'll still be a little refreshing I suppose..
Also we'll steal your haggis.

You don't stand a chance to be honest.

Disco!
01-31-2007, 09:10 AM
I can't believe I'm admitting to this, but pissing into a water balloon isn't the easiest thing in the world to do.

I think I'll piss in a 2L coke bottle and launch it lid-less.

Disco!
01-31-2007, 09:11 AM
I'm actually tucking into a nice, medium-rare steak as we argue, talk about perpetuating a stereotype!

SheriNOIR
01-31-2007, 09:12 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

as for another claim to fame, i get mistaken for the indie guy in the mighty boosh alot.

Mighty Boosh should play Coachella..

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 09:13 AM
Aberdeen Angus?

Disco!
01-31-2007, 09:13 AM
Mighty Boosh should play Coachella..

I'd prefer Iraq.

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 09:13 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

as for another claim to fame, i get mistaken for the indie guy in the mighty boosh alot.

I actually saw him on Saturday in Covent Garden.....Noel Fielding....doesn't look gay at all!!!!!!!!

SheriNOIR
01-31-2007, 09:14 AM
Been in the blaring heat all day at coachella?
Just want to relax and have some fun?

Play Scotsmanaroo. Like buckaroo only with sleeping scots..
:)

Disco!
01-31-2007, 09:14 AM
Aberdeen Angus - Nope, it was wrapped in cling film so I don't know.
As long as it came from a fucking cow I'm not fussy,
unless it's got CJD, cos that shit isn't funny

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 09:15 AM
How the hell we gonna get a pick axe, a rope and a massive horse shoe into the campsite if we're struggling to get bloody beer in there!!!!?

Disco!
01-31-2007, 09:15 AM
Scots don't sleep, we lull the english into a false sense of security, then ATTACK!

Disco!
01-31-2007, 09:16 AM
How the hell we gonna get a pick axe, a rope and a massive horse shoe into the campsite if we're struggling to get bloody beer in there!!!!?

Beer? You're going to smuggle beer? What about the hard liqours? Or is it only us Scots that can handle the ruff stuff?:rotfl

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 09:18 AM
Scots don't sleep, we lull the english into a false sense of security, then ATTACK!

We're shitting ourselves !!!!

randy ricochet
01-31-2007, 09:20 AM
Beer? You're going to smuggle beer? What about the hard liqours? Or is it only us Scots that can handle the ruff stuff?:rotfl

We'll just nick that off you lot while your playing on your bagpipes!!!

SheriNOIR
01-31-2007, 09:22 AM
You got to be sneaky about this.
A scotsman is the only man on earth that would walk passed a hundred naked ladies to get to a glass of whiskey.

..now it's up to you to decide what to do when you have them where you want them :D

Disco!
01-31-2007, 09:27 AM
You got to be sneaky about this.
A scotsman is the only man on earth that would walk passed a hundred naked ladies to get to a glass of whiskey.

..now it's up to you to decide what to do when you have them where you want them :D

Yeah, because everyone knows that the glass of WHISKY will make those 100 even hotter.

SheriNOIR
01-31-2007, 09:28 AM
Yeah, because everyone knows that the glass of WHISKY will make those 100 even hotter.


Haha.

SheriNOIR
01-31-2007, 09:55 AM
"Where do you come from?" the Scotsman asked an American.

"From the greatest country in the world," replied the American.

"Funny," said the Scotsman, "you've got the strangest Scottish accent I've ever heard."

Ho Ho Ho.

Disco!
01-31-2007, 09:59 AM
A great joke, there's a bunch of daft statements kickin about the net about us like:

"Scotland is the only country in the world where a pizza will arrive quicker than an ambulance"

Meadowsmeister
01-31-2007, 10:19 AM
ahaha. Silly scotts and there cheeky vimto's (although i do admit, from experience, they knock the tits of yer)

jerpar24
01-31-2007, 10:27 AM
All you Scots and Brits seem to be some funny people. SheriNOIR I was once told that joke but the Guy said I had a strangest Irish Accent he ever heard

Meadowsmeister
01-31-2007, 10:41 AM
ey scots

Does your regiment still parade around in kilts? That's funny, i have to say.
Id much rather fight a muslim extremist than a crazy ginger scott in a kilt.

imagine him running out ammo, he throws haggis n part's of his bagpipes at yer, and if that doesnt work. he's gonna cock slap yer.

Meadowsmeister
01-31-2007, 10:57 AM
Oh yeah, you scotts excited for the fratelli's? they're the best thing to come out of scotland in the past two years (except for that transvestite on big brother)

BWAHAHAHA

just kidding :)

oh man, this england scotland thing is going to be funny when we all get there. cant wait to poke fun at yous

jerpar24
01-31-2007, 11:05 AM
Would you Scotts or Eng let an American come over and Chill since it looks like I am going to be going alone.

Quentin
01-31-2007, 11:59 AM
Would you Scotts or Eng let an American come over and Chill since it looks like I am going to be going alone.


Agreed!

Lets all just bring booze and play football :D

eric m
01-31-2007, 12:12 PM
What about Little Britain??? Yeah but......No but......

Meadowsmeister
01-31-2007, 12:52 PM
........

Meadowsmeister
01-31-2007, 12:55 PM
Agreed!

Lets all just bring booze and play football :D

sounds good, you'll need visa's though, i mean its only fair, i have to wait 3 bloody hours in grosvenor square to get one, you may aswell make a fake one.

Disco!
01-31-2007, 01:07 PM
Regiments - Remember they started fucking around with all the regiments in the UK, so I don't know if we even actually have a regiment anymore. However the tatoo does have plenty of bagpipes and kilts, and it's a good excuse to get wankered for a month in august.
I wouldn't cockslap anybody, tea-bagging is more my style, that or cum in their eye.
Fratelli's on the Saturday will be the 4th time I've seen them since June, just wish The View were goin and not that ****** Fran Healy.
No more little britain jokes, or I'll e-stab you with my e-knife.

And I echo the visa sentiments, although I think they should get a questionaire to fill out. Possible questions include:
Do you think communism was good, in theory?
Will you ever make a decent beer?
Why haven't you offed Paris Hilton yet?

blakely
01-31-2007, 01:20 PM
Regiments - Remember they started fucking around with all the regiments in the UK, so I don't know if we even actually have a regiment anymore. However the tatoo does have plenty of bagpipes and kilts, and it's a good excuse to get wankered for a month in august.
I wouldn't cockslap anybody, tea-bagging is more my style, that or cum in their eye.
Fratelli's on the Saturday will be the 4th time I've seen them since June, just wish The View were goin and not that ****** Fran Healy.
No more little britain jokes, or I'll e-stab you with my e-knife.

And I echo the visa sentiments, although I think they should get a questionaire to fill out. Possible questions include:
Do you think communism was good, in theory?
Will you ever make a decent beer?
Why haven't you offed Paris Hilton yet?


ANSWERS:
1.marxism, in general is "ideally" amazing, but ultimately impracticle....
plus, Stalin was a dick.....
2.No
3.I already did..... oh, wait..... offed!!!! oh!!!!! i thought it said....
my bad.... we have plans.....

thaipod
01-31-2007, 01:23 PM
I've heard of Arrested Development but never watched it, so that joke is over my head.
However, if you step into little Scotland, you will be required to punch an englishman in the face, and rape and pillage 'little england' with us to prove your worth to us. From then on, all you have to do is wear a kilt and refer to the english as THEM.

Ah, if you get a chance to rent it on DVD, I highly suggest it. Probably the funniest and most clever show on American television in the last 10 years. Too bad it got cancelled after the 3rd season (because American TV viewers are DUMB).


Speaking of which, will Scrooge McDuck be around? He's scottish, right?

Meadowsmeister
01-31-2007, 01:25 PM
Regiments - Remember they started fucking around with all the regiments in the UK, so I don't know if we even actually have a regiment anymore. However the tatoo does have plenty of bagpipes and kilts, and it's a good excuse to get wankered for a month in august.
I wouldn't cockslap anybody, tea-bagging is more my style, that or cum in their eye.
Fratelli's on the Saturday will be the 4th time I've seen them since June, just wish The View were goin and not that ****** Fran Healy.
No more little britain jokes, or I'll e-stab you with my e-knife.

And I echo the visa sentiments, although I think they should get a questionaire to fill out. Possible questions include:
Do you think communism was good, in theory?
Will you ever make a decent beer?
Why haven't you offed Paris Hilton yet?


genious.

Disco!
01-31-2007, 01:30 PM
Speaking of which, will Scrooge McDuck be around? He's scottish, right?

Scrooge was Christmas dinner this year, but I'll give his nephews a shout.

So that was the show folk were going insane about?
I thought it was entourage.

Quentin
01-31-2007, 01:32 PM
As long as someone brings me kinder eggs I'm good! I love those things, but they're not allowed in the states.

Disco!
01-31-2007, 01:38 PM
Speaking of things you can't get in the US, anyone know if Irn-Bru is sold there?
I remember a couple of years ago the company that makes it were facing some bother because they wouldn't reveal what their secret ingredient was after trying to import it to the US.

thaipod
01-31-2007, 02:11 PM
Scrooge was Christmas dinner this year, but I'll give his nephews a shout.

So that was the show folk were going insane about?
I thought it was entourage.


Entourage is also a great show. Funny and clever but in a completely different manner. It's on HBO, though, which is a pay channel.

Arrested Development had Jason Bateman, Jeffrey Tambor, Porita DeRossi, Will Arnett, Tony Hale, and David Cross on it among others, with recurring and cameo roles from Henry Winkler, Scott Baio, Zack Braff, Liza Minelli, Joulia Louis-Dreyfus, Charlize Theron, Carl Weathers, and many more, and narrated by Ron Howard.

It was nutty and wacky but also very smart.

Meadowsmeister
01-31-2007, 02:16 PM
im bringing lucozade...

and you can buy kinder eggs in the US i know from experience :)

jerpar24
01-31-2007, 04:33 PM
I don't think you can get them in California

zosokry
01-31-2007, 05:52 PM
someone suggested all us good scots meeting up and creating a "little scotland" in the campsite.

who's up for this? i'm sure it would be easy enough to organise if we established some meeting point on the thursday.

we could maybe organise an "auld enemy" footie match with our english counterparts...
The little scotland idea is great. I will be there for the full three days.

I am originally from Glasgow but now live in Sacramento. We will be driving down on the thursday evening.

I will look out for a Scottish or British flag. The football game sounds great. It might not be too bad. the average temp for indio in april is 87 F according to the weather channel. but we all know how reliable weather people are.

I look forward to meeting some fellow scots, or anyone from the UK for that matter. Hope all my fellow United Kingdomers make it across the pond in one piece.

See you there!!!

I can't bloody wait for this by the way.

cbrl23
01-31-2007, 05:59 PM
what the hell are kinder eggs????

jerpar24
01-31-2007, 06:12 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Egg


I would eat these when I lived In Germany A Couple of years ago.

cbrl23
01-31-2007, 07:56 PM
you can get boxes of those in Mexico, is only a Three hour drive from coachella to TJ, my little nephew loves those things...

Hexaflex
01-31-2007, 11:26 PM
Speaking of things you can't get in the US, anyone know if Irn-Bru is sold there?
I remember a couple of years ago the company that makes it were facing some bother because they wouldn't reveal what their secret ingredient was after trying to import it to the US.

Everyone knows the secret ingredient is iron bars anyway :F

parray
01-31-2007, 11:49 PM
Don't you mean the secret ingredient in Irn Bru is girders?

You get Arrested Development over here, or you used to, it was on BBC2 and they're showing it on Bravo as well, have to say it's the funniest program i've ever seen. I was amazed when season 3 was only given half the amount of episodes, also heard there may be a film coming out!
We get Entourage as well it's on a Sunday night on ITV2 on Sky, although it's not on right now, but they showed the first two series back to back late last year.

BTW the little Scotland sounds a great idea, I haven't finalized plans for Coachella yet but I should be there, if there's a football match it should be Scotland against the Auld Enemy!!!!!

Quentin
01-31-2007, 11:57 PM
MMMMMMMMM...Kinder!!! I love those things! I love finding teh littles toys in side :-D

Football at night is actually really fun :D I'm also going to be ordering a crap load of glowsticks to give to people, so we can use those to see at night :D

randy ricochet
02-01-2007, 02:15 AM
Agreed!

Lets all just bring booze and play football :D

We don't have time to show you yanks the rules of our nations game!!..
you'll have to get down to that prick Beckham's football academy to get some tips!!

Disco!
02-01-2007, 02:24 AM
Can we play no offsides, since nobody but FIFA seem to understand this fucking abortion of an offside rule?
Football at night might actually be a shout, of course it'll be drunk football but nonetheless.

Jumpers for goalposts

Edit: Parray, I think we all know after watching the simpsons that the secret ingredient is dog!

randy ricochet
02-01-2007, 02:32 AM
Yeah night time football it is then!....and we won't even need glow sticks with all them ginger scots lighting up the field!!!!

randy ricochet
02-01-2007, 02:38 AM
Just had a great idea.
If you all look at my topless thread, we can actually join these two ideas together!...
ie Football match, Scots v English with topless cheerleaders
Then the winner plays against the topless girls
I DO BELIEVE WE HAVE A GAME ON!!!!!!

Disco!
02-01-2007, 03:33 AM
Why don't the winners play WITH the topless girls, and the losers(you) sit and watch.

randy ricochet
02-01-2007, 03:42 AM
The day Scotland win a game of football is the day I stop looking at busters!!!!

Disco!
02-01-2007, 04:08 AM
October ring a bell? against France?

Disco!
02-01-2007, 04:09 AM
Time to stop looking a busters son.

therebelious1
02-01-2007, 04:10 AM
that day is the 27th APRIL :-)

(we NEED to import some bucky guys- secret weapon.....)

randy ricochet
02-01-2007, 04:13 AM
One game means shit. April 27th will be a rootin mctootin victory for the country that invented the game.....again!!

Disco!
02-01-2007, 04:22 AM
that day is the 27th APRIL :-)

(we NEED to import some bucky guys- secret weapon.....)
I'm planning on bringing bucky, whether customs will let me travel with it in it's rightful glass bottle incarnation, or if I'll have to decant into ribena bottles!

Disco!
02-01-2007, 04:23 AM
One game means shit. April 27th will be a rootin mctootin victory for the country that invented the game.....again!!
Hold up here son, you said the day Scotland win a game. Scotland won a game, so you really should have stopped looking at tits about 3/4 months ago!

therebelious1
02-01-2007, 04:29 AM
the real game is gonna be this Saturday about 16:00...
i have a feeling we're gonna be needing a few ambulances for our hosts...

randy ricochet
02-01-2007, 04:29 AM
Don't be daft!!...I didn't see you beat france nayway so it doesn't count!!
As for buckfast...that is fucking horrible stuff. An irish mate of mine used to drink it all the time. ( he was ginger as well!!)

Disco!
02-01-2007, 04:33 AM
Buckfast gets the job done.
Tudor Rose on the other hand is half the price, and is affectionately referred to as:
"I pure love you juice" or "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU YA CUNT juice"

Depending on the state of mind once drinkage begins

Disco!
02-01-2007, 04:34 AM
and have I missed something? the only important game on saturday is Morton vs Motherwell

randy ricochet
02-01-2007, 04:35 AM
No one down here cares about scottish football.....Liverpool v Everton is the important one

therebelious1
02-01-2007, 04:44 AM
and have I missed something? the only important game on saturday is Morton vs Kilmarnockhttp://www.madeforrugby.com/mfrwh/images/madeforrugby_20051121065033.jpg

randy ricochet
02-01-2007, 04:50 AM
not arsed about rugby.

Hexaflex
02-01-2007, 07:48 AM
Don't you mean the secret ingredient in Irn Bru is girders?

...yes :D

I was trying to think of how it went, and all I could think of was that it's IRN Bru made by BARR :p

Hexaflex
02-01-2007, 07:55 AM
Can we play no offsides, since nobody but FIFA seem to understand this fucking abortion of an offside rule?

No offsides, but abuse for boglining. (Where by boglining I mean people not moving from the penalty area of the opposition goal and then claiming all the credit when they manage to score from 2 yards away. Unskilled bastards :) )

Disco!
02-01-2007, 08:11 AM
Boglining is a new one, I've always called that poaching.
Although if its as warm as folk are making out I'm sure there won't be much movement from anyone!

Quentin
02-01-2007, 08:22 AM
What does "no offsides" mean? >.<;

Meadowsmeister
02-01-2007, 08:23 AM
Boglining is a new one, I've always called that poaching.
Although if its as warm as folk are making out I'm sure there won't be much movement from anyone!

us scousers call it 'goalhanging'

Disco!
02-01-2007, 08:25 AM
Admit it, you lynch people from the goals don't you?
That's what goalhanging means folks

P.S. Kudos on originality, spade is a spade and all that jazz

Disco!
02-01-2007, 08:26 AM
What does "no offsides" mean? >.<;

Basically, if your attacking, and someone passes the ball to you, then a defender has to be between you and the goal.

But it's far to complicated nowadays, thanks to Mr Blatter

Meadowsmeister
02-01-2007, 08:27 AM
i think we need video replays...

Disco!
02-01-2007, 08:49 AM
No russian linesmen either...

therebelious1
02-01-2007, 10:29 AM
do y'all mind if i play rugby when you are playing?

jerpar24
02-01-2007, 10:38 AM
What The Hell is 'Goalhanging'

Disco!
02-01-2007, 02:21 PM
Same as Boglining or Poaching. See post#127

jerpar24
02-01-2007, 05:41 PM
So its like the guy that just stands there and waits for the ball to get close to the goal then kicks it in. I hate when people do that in any sport.

Benny
02-01-2007, 08:10 PM
Sounds like a fun time will be had by all. Mind a Cornishman joining in??

cbrl23
02-01-2007, 11:35 PM
well, there is going to be enough Mexicans to put together a team ( with subs ), will play the winner of Scotland VS England...

...and we call the person doing the boglining ( cazabolas )

park1e
02-02-2007, 02:47 AM
me and my mate will be coming over from the broch/fraserburgh in aberdeenshire for coachella, the little scotland idea sounds ace. well up for it.

randy ricochet
02-02-2007, 03:16 AM
Sounds like a fun time will be had by all. Mind a Cornishman joining in??

As long as you bring some pasties for half time!!!!

randy ricochet
02-02-2007, 03:17 AM
Same as Boglining or Poaching. See post#127

Why don't we just sort all this out and play 'rush' goalie?

Benny
02-02-2007, 06:30 AM
As long as you bring some pasties for half time!!!!

I'll bring the scrumpy as well. That'll mess all you likeweight northerners and jocks up!!

Disco!
02-02-2007, 07:43 AM
Rush goalie? Enlighten me please, is that like closest to the goal is in perhaps?

Scrumpy? As in Scrumpy Jack?

Meadowsmeister
02-02-2007, 07:45 AM
steak n' kidney pie is customary at half time... along with a pint of lucozade and a shot of cocaine.

Disco!
02-02-2007, 07:48 AM
mmmmm, cocaine.

Hexaflex
02-02-2007, 07:49 AM
I'll bring the scrumpy as well. That'll mess all you likeweight northerners and jocks up!!

Haha, scrumpy is awesome. However, lightweight northerners? PLEASE!

Damned soft southerners :cool:

randy ricochet
02-02-2007, 08:14 AM
Haha, scrumpy is awesome. However, lightweight northerners? PLEASE!

Damned soft southerners :cool:

You appear to have left out the words 'Shandy drinking puffs'!!!!

randy ricochet
02-02-2007, 08:15 AM
Rush goalie? Enlighten me please, is that like closest to the goal is in perhaps?

Scrumpy? As in Scrumpy Jack?

That would be it young man

Meadowsmeister
02-02-2007, 08:35 AM
Bloody southern faries!
fackin' norvern munkee's

Fuck me, i havn't watched lock stock in a good couple o years

Meadowsmeister
02-02-2007, 08:35 AM
mmmmm, cocaine.

agreed

randy ricochet
02-02-2007, 08:39 AM
Would Boutros Boutros be making an appearance on 'England Camp' per chance??

Meadowsmeister
02-02-2007, 08:56 AM
That goes without saying monsieur

randy ricochet
02-02-2007, 08:58 AM
Well then us english will piss all over the scottish at football now....Absolutely run rings!!

Meadowsmeister
02-02-2007, 09:02 AM
any of you other brits or jocks renting a car?

therebelious1
02-02-2007, 09:10 AM
yeah- i'm thinking i might get a sebring or a camaro- both look pretty swish- and only 150squid for the week :)

Meadowsmeister
02-02-2007, 09:20 AM
fancy pickin up three brits? supply you with money, food, and um...other things.

It'd be a great help, and obv i would think different of scots :) jk jk

Disco!
02-02-2007, 09:41 AM
Oh so your english when taking the piss, but british when you want something lol

Fucking english, I don't know...

Meadowsmeister
02-02-2007, 09:51 AM
brits is plural :)

therebelious1
02-02-2007, 01:26 PM
i thinks i might have to check birth certificates- cant be letting an englishman into my car- what if someone sees me? :lool

i'll be booking the wheels next month sometime- when thats done i'll know how many seats i'll have- sebring and camaro are just 2+2s i think

offyerhead
02-02-2007, 10:14 PM
Well then us english will piss all over the scottish at football now....Absolutely run rings!!

Recent results...
Scotland 1 France 0
England 0 Croatia 2

Run rings my ass...

Disco!
02-03-2007, 02:15 AM
Ah the Paul Robinson/Gary Neville fiasco.
Last time I laughed that hard was England-Germany in Euro '96

hitthenorth
02-03-2007, 09:07 AM
A great joke, there's a bunch of daft statements kickin about the net about us like:

"Scotland is the only country in the world where a pizza will arrive quicker than an ambulance"

I was told on good authority that Scotland is also the only place sells deep fried pizzas. :)

Disco!
02-03-2007, 03:48 PM
I was told on good authority that Scotland is also the only place sells deep fried pizzas. :)

Pizzas, mars bars, anything you take into a fish 'n chip shop.

hitthenorth
02-03-2007, 08:35 PM
hadrians wall! or a dirty newcastle tent :)

Watch it youth, I'm from Newcastle and I used to live on said wall, neither of which are dorty, alreet?

jerpar24
02-03-2007, 08:44 PM
Newcastle is the best beer...But ya reading all you Scots and Englishman talk shit to each other is so funny...

offyerhead
02-03-2007, 08:58 PM
Ah the Paul Robinson/Gary Neville fiasco.
Last time I laughed that hard was England-Germany in Euro '96

Ronaldinho v Seaman in 2002 was my personal favourite.

Quentin
02-03-2007, 10:45 PM
Pizzas, mars bars, anything you take into a fish 'n chip shop.

What if I brough in a whole sheep? The poofy still on it and everything?

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-04-2007, 12:22 AM
Speaking of things you can't get in the US, anyone know if Irn-Bru is sold there?
I remember a couple of years ago the company that makes it were facing some bother because they wouldn't reveal what their secret ingredient was after trying to import it to the US.

They managed to get around it somehow cos my wife ordered me a few cases. It's not quite as fizzy as back in Scotland, but it tastes pretty much the same.
At Hogmanay I introduced some of our friends to the Fife delight that is Vodka and Irn Bru. There's a drink over here called Orange Dreamsicle, which apparently they said it tastes like. All I know is, they were pished by 10.30!


Little Scotland sounds like a blast, I'll bring my Argentina 78 retro strip and Archie Gemmil hairdo!

Hexaflex
02-04-2007, 06:05 AM
So yeah...

Jonny Wilkinson.

Nuff said :D

Sally Cinnamon
02-04-2007, 07:24 AM
what about little ireland
can we go south west of little scotland?
orm will we just merge and joust together againstb little england

Disco!
02-04-2007, 07:53 AM
So would I be able to bring it through myself? Or would customs take a liking to holding me for several hours in a small room with water dripping on my head.

Would you bring some to the festival for me? Please?

bigstoo
02-04-2007, 08:38 AM
is anyone else as disorganised as us? We've bought tickets for the 3 days and ermm nothing....

Tomasz
02-04-2007, 08:54 AM
steak n' kidney pie is customary at half time... along with a pint of lucozade and a shot of cocaine.

You forgot the obligitary roasting of a teenage girl...

rhodez
02-04-2007, 09:50 AM
little britain, i am well excited for this : p

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-04-2007, 06:33 PM
So would I be able to bring it through myself? Or would customs take a liking to holding me for several hours in a small room with water dripping on my head.

Would you bring some to the festival for me? Please?



I'll stash a couple of bottles in my cases. Swap you for a Tunnock's Caramel Wafer or a Gregg's steak bake!!

Hexaflex
02-05-2007, 02:30 AM
Tunnocks bars! Thanks for the reminder... those are getting packed. :thu

Sally Cinnamon
02-05-2007, 02:41 AM
how's the guinness stateside?

randy ricochet
02-05-2007, 02:43 AM
You forgot the obligitary roasting of a teenage girl...

Is this Gary Glitter!!!!!?

Disco!
02-05-2007, 03:44 AM
Is this Gary Glitter!!!!!?

It can't be, teenagers are a bit too old for Gary Glitter.

And yeah I'll bring some Tunnocks, I'm partial to a teacake now and then myself.

randy ricochet
02-05-2007, 05:21 AM
do u mean teacakes as in those marshmallow buiscuits?......or as in hot cross buns without the hot cross!?

Bean924
02-05-2007, 09:40 AM
For all you Brits. I was wondering what your travel plans are and what the best and cheapest way to get out to the festival is? So far I haven't booked anything. What do you lot suggest?

Meadowsmeister
02-05-2007, 09:43 AM
i beleive little ireland is out of the question, little northern ireland tho

Meadowsmeister
02-05-2007, 10:33 AM
just kidding btw :)

Little Ireland it is! but fuck the welsh...and the cornish.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-05-2007, 10:36 AM
The Welsh and the Cornish are okay by me - all celts. Hell, lets get the Catalans, The Manx and the Bretons in as well!

hitthenorth
02-05-2007, 11:15 AM
It can't be, teenagers are a bit too old for Gary Glitter.

And yeah I'll bring some Tunnocks, I'm partial to a teacake now and then myself.

Ah mate, I fuckin love Tunnocks me. Pity they'll turn to mush in the heat.

hitthenorth
02-05-2007, 11:27 AM
Well so far we've got Ireland, Scotland and England represented but what's going on with the Taffs? Surely they're not all digging for Pot Noodles?

SheriNOIR
02-05-2007, 11:28 AM
Pizzas, mars bars, anything you take into a fish 'n chip shop.

Deep fried pizza... I heard that too..
Someone showed me a picture and it looked like a car crash.

I once tried a fried mars bar and it almost killed me.
True story.

jerpar24
02-05-2007, 11:30 AM
how's the guinness stateside?

It good but most of my friends hate it. But they also only drink light beer.

Meadowsmeister
02-05-2007, 12:14 PM
The Welsh and the Cornish are okay by me - all celts. Hell, lets get the Catalans, The Manx and the Bretons in as well!

Ever been to cornwall? that 'city' doesnt even deserve a capital C.

Disco!
02-05-2007, 02:14 PM
do u mean teacakes as in those marshmallow buiscuits?......or as in hot cross buns without the hot cross!?

I mean the marshmallow biscuits, its like a party in my mouth when I find a box of them.

Sally Cinnamon
02-05-2007, 02:20 PM
i like the cornish..theyre good pirates!
Little Ireland will be there...we have a scot in our midst too

Sally Cinnamon
02-05-2007, 02:20 PM
Ever been to cornwall? that 'city' doesnt even deserve a capital C.

i dont get what ya mean by city
is this an english joke?

randy ricochet
02-05-2007, 02:51 PM
I was thinking that....Cornwall isn't a city, its a county!

randy ricochet
02-05-2007, 02:53 PM
i like the cornish..theyre good pirates!
Little Ireland will be there...we have a scot in our midst too

Well dump himm somewhere....there's already loads of the ginger kilt wearing buggers on site!!!!

Meadowsmeister
02-05-2007, 03:23 PM
always thought cornwall was also a city...
whoops.
either way, it sucks over there.

Benny
02-05-2007, 05:32 PM
just kidding btw :)

Little Ireland it is! but fuck the welsh...and the cornish.


BOLLOCKS!!!!!! Greatest County in England mate

rhodez
02-05-2007, 06:51 PM
my sleeping bag is going to be full of murray mints, lucozade and hula hoops. cheers!

also i wouldnt mind it if some kind jock could bring me a doner kebab pizza.. yum

atom heart
02-05-2007, 07:07 PM
Deep fried pizza... I heard that too..
Someone showed me a picture and it looked like a car crash.


what's with the Scots and deep-frying things?
It makes me think of the South... and state fairs.

Carlitos
02-06-2007, 12:47 AM
Hey leave your racial/ethics/religous fights at home ... Enjoy the festival and do not mess the karma of the festival ..

Tomasz
02-06-2007, 12:50 AM
Hey leave your racial/ethics/religous fights at home ... Enjoy the festival and do not mess the karma of the festival ..

ROFL!

Disco!
02-06-2007, 04:45 AM
Hey leave your racial/ethics/religous fights at home ... Enjoy the festival and do not mess the karma of the festival ..

HAHAHAHA! You are kidding yes? I can only hope so or else you have no idea how often this type of banter goes on between 'the auld enemy'.

The 'karma' of the festival will be lining up to suck our cocks with the amount of drunken hilarity us folks are going to bring.

Disco!
02-06-2007, 04:50 AM
what's with the Scots and deep-frying things?
It makes me think of the South... and state fairs.

Well we've got to keep our rep up as the 'heart attack centre of Europe' somehow don't we?

What better way is there than take an artery clogging pizza or kebab and throwing it in a deep-fat fryer for a few minutes, thus ensuring a decent sized heart attack and possible death.

And to differentiate ourselves from your Southern brethren, we don't have a history of inbreeding or incest.

parray
02-06-2007, 04:51 AM
Well you know what they say about American's not getting sarcasm.
I just hope to god they aren't being serious!!!

Seriously, this is all just banter, really nothing to worry about

randy ricochet
02-06-2007, 05:04 AM
And to differentiate ourselves from your Southern brethren, we don't have a history of inbreeding or incest.

Then why are there so many hairy short ginger blokes....and birds in some cases!!!!!

Disco!
02-06-2007, 05:08 AM
Ask the Irish.
And ginger birds really are pretty decent in bed, unless they've got hair down there, then I just laugh my ass off

randy ricochet
02-06-2007, 05:19 AM
I can imagine scottish birds to be quite hairy really....I mean look at Lorraine Kelly!!!!....however that Jenny Faulkner is pretty damn fine!

vinylmartyr
02-06-2007, 05:24 AM
WHAT THE FUCK DOES GINGER MEAN???????????

vinylmartyr
02-06-2007, 05:24 AM
I have ginger with my sushi sometimes.

Disco!
02-06-2007, 05:25 AM
Leave LK alone!
More cushion for the pushing, and Carol Smilie, well, she could put a smile on my face *nudge nudge, wink wink*

vinylmartyr
02-06-2007, 05:25 AM
I think I am about to get flamed.

Disco!
02-06-2007, 05:26 AM
Vinyl, search google for a "see you jimmy hat".

Thats ginger.

vinylmartyr
02-06-2007, 05:27 AM
In america a jimmy hat is a condom.

Disco!
02-06-2007, 05:28 AM
Well in the UK a fannypack is a douchebag.

That's why its called a 'see you jimmy' hat

vinylmartyr
02-06-2007, 05:29 AM
http://www.t-army.com/pics/hatjimmystewart.jpg

So this is ginger?

vinylmartyr
02-06-2007, 05:31 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/243562~George-Bush-Jr-Posters.jpg

In America this is a Douchebag.

Disco!
02-06-2007, 05:31 AM
Yeah the orange hair at the side is what's more affectionately referred to as gingervitis.

I'm surprised you've never heard of it, didn't South Park do an episode about killing off all the gingers?

Disco!
02-06-2007, 05:31 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/243562~George-Bush-Jr-Posters.jpg

In America this is a Douchebag.

Touche

vinylmartyr
02-06-2007, 05:34 AM
I'm surprised you've never heard of it, didn't South Park do an episode about killing off all the gingers?

Ya I think I've seen.

Meadowsmeister
02-06-2007, 07:51 AM
Hey leave your racial/ethics/religous fights at home ... Enjoy the festival and do not mess the karma of the festival ..

The Brits and the Scots were specifically created to poke fun at each other.

randy ricochet
02-06-2007, 07:52 AM
Well in the UK a fannypack is a douchebag.

That's why its called a 'see you jimmy' hat

I know a fannypack is a bum bag...but what is a douchebag?....what would we say instead of ' Hey you frickin douchebag!?

Meadowsmeister
02-06-2007, 07:53 AM
WHAT THE FUCK DOES GINGER MEAN???????????

Redhead

Disco!
02-06-2007, 08:44 AM
I know a fannypack is a bum bag...but what is a douchebag?....what would we say instead of ' Hey you frickin douchebag!?

We would say Hey you FUCKIN douchebag.

randy ricochet
02-06-2007, 08:47 AM
Nice one Divot!!!!!

Sally Cinnamon
02-06-2007, 11:07 AM
Ask the Irish.
And ginger birds really are pretty decent in bed, unless they've got hair down there, then I just laugh my ass off

there is an incredible red revolution happenin in ireland at the moment
its amazing the amount of red heads

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-06-2007, 11:10 AM
"I have ginger with my sushi sometimes."


And Disco! has ginger with his fish supper! He's a weegie ya know!

Kasabian
02-06-2007, 11:19 AM
:rotfl i love this thread!

Sally Cinnamon
02-06-2007, 11:24 AM
"I have ginger with my sushi sometimes."


And Disco! has ginger with his fish supper! He's a weegie ya know!

LOL

brilliant

Disco!
02-06-2007, 11:37 AM
"I have ginger with my sushi sometimes."


And Disco! has ginger with his fish supper! He's a weegie ya know!

I might be showing my youth, most likely ignorance, but I don't get it.

Help a brother out.

Meadowsmeister
02-06-2007, 11:42 AM
fish supper = Vagina
Ginger = Ginger pubes, or hair. or both..

Disco!
02-06-2007, 11:47 AM
Oh aye okay I've caught on.
It's so fucking obvious once someone spells it out ain't it?

Sally Cinnamon
02-06-2007, 11:50 AM
hate that! lol

Meadowsmeister
02-06-2007, 11:51 AM
i've never banged a redhead, i think i may try.

Sally Cinnamon
02-06-2007, 11:55 AM
redheads are the best in bed
trust me!

randy ricochet
02-06-2007, 12:36 PM
redheads are the best in bed
trust me!

They're also quite handy cause they light up the old tuna canoe with their orange glow for easy entry!!!!!!

Meadowsmeister
02-06-2007, 01:53 PM
ROFL

randy ricochet
02-06-2007, 02:00 PM
What is ROFL?....i ain't that clued up with all txt speak

Meadowsmeister
02-06-2007, 02:02 PM
i beleive its roll on floor laughing..i could be mistaken, but i know its an exclamation for something funny.

thats two things i've had to spell out today. i feel proud.

randy ricochet
02-06-2007, 02:04 PM
SHould be proud being a scouser......and able to spell!!!!!

Meadowsmeister
02-06-2007, 02:35 PM
agreed, im the only bright one... lennon and mcartney aint got shit on me.

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-06-2007, 02:36 PM
fish supper = Vagina
Ginger = Ginger pubes, or hair. or both..


Nah, you're miles out, mate. Ginger is Glasgow slang for pop, soda, fizzy juice of some sort or other.
As in "haw china, goanie geez a boatil o' ginger wi' ma haggis supper - either a Barr's Irn Bru or a Cream Soda".

randy ricochet
02-06-2007, 02:38 PM
Is it not Ginger beer?
U Jocks drink dandelion and burdoch as well don't you?

Disco!
02-06-2007, 02:56 PM
Nah, you're miles out, mate. Ginger is Glasgow slang for pop, soda, fizzy juice of some sort or other.
As in "haw china, goanie geez a boatil o' ginger wi' ma haggis supper - either a Barr's Irn Bru or a Cream Soda".

Have to say man, in todays youth culture 'a can of ginger' is a very, very rare request.
Its now "a can a' bru please mate"

And I always thought it was Senga that worked in the chippy.

Meadowsmeister
02-06-2007, 03:28 PM
i fuckin love dandilion and burdock

i used to go to asda and get 10 bottles of no frills to mix with vodka...yum

jerpar24
02-06-2007, 09:04 PM
redheads are the best in bed
trust me!

yes they are I bagged one while I was in germany... Almost gave me a heart attack...Sadly can't really find true red heads in California...

John Peel is My Co-pilot
02-06-2007, 11:17 PM
You'll know the Scots - we'll be the ones that will start off a light blue colour. After Friday we'll have turned white. After Saturday, a dark pink. By Sunday there'll be lots of angry bright fluorescent red people lighting up the desert sky!

full on idle
02-06-2007, 11:23 PM
This thread is so lovely to read to oneself in appropriate accents.

parray
02-07-2007, 12:13 AM
Isn't 'ginger' a weegie word for Irn Bru, if you call it that round here you'll likely get jumped!! Not that we have anything against weegie's!

I think you may be right about us being a flourescent colour on the Sunday, maybe the day's a bit off, try Friday morning!
I'll probably be back to a pale white colour as soon as I step off the plane back home.

randy ricochet
02-07-2007, 01:01 AM
Isn't 'ginger' a weegie word for Irn Bru, if you call it that round here you'll likely get jumped!! Not that we have anything against weegie's!

I think you may be right about us being a flourescent colour on the Sunday, maybe the day's a bit off, try Friday morning!
I'll probably be back to a pale white colour as soon as I step off the plane back home.

Whats a weegie?