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beavington
12-18-2007, 03:27 PM
I am really curious as to why everyone on here attempts to be such a dick on here? Its funny for such a relaxing and chill festival the board is filled with complete cunts, why is that? Are they the tech squad of coachella?

Hannahrain
12-18-2007, 04:05 PM
Better to be a complete cunt than half of one.

marooko
12-18-2007, 04:09 PM
Better to be a complete cunt than half of one.

hahahaha

fatbastard
12-18-2007, 04:10 PM
Let start with your name and we can work from there.

gaypalmsprings
12-18-2007, 04:15 PM
http://www.nataliedee.com/080606/it-sure-is-im-gonna-go-tailgate-someone.jpg

Deviate_420
12-18-2007, 04:21 PM
I honestly think its because Delta was banned.
I have noticed that when he is gone people are dicks more then usual.

gaypalmsprings
12-18-2007, 04:22 PM
I'd rather be a dick than have delta back.

marooko
12-18-2007, 04:39 PM
I'd rather be a dick than have delta back.

Hear hear.

psychic friend
12-18-2007, 04:44 PM
http://images.despair.com/products/demotivators/tradition.jpg

Bud Luster
12-18-2007, 05:30 PM
I am really curious as to why everyone on here attempts to be such a dick on here? Its funny for such a relaxing and chill festival the board is filled with complete cunts, why is that? Are they the tech squad of coachella?

cuz you are what you eat...

blakely
12-18-2007, 05:59 PM
immaturity...

nuff said...

BROKENDOLL
12-18-2007, 06:03 PM
cuz you are what you eat... Bud Luster, I've noticed the past few of your posts have been oral sex related...Hungry, are we?

Suffacated
12-18-2007, 06:44 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-XtewMM_-hU

psychic friend
12-18-2007, 07:03 PM
there is a youtube button, but i think your choice in not using it in the above case was all right.

betao
12-18-2007, 07:33 PM
you're on a roll tonite dani with these pics. keep up the good work.

woogie846
12-18-2007, 07:57 PM
I'd rather be a dick than have delta back.

I thought that was just a given.

Boourns
12-18-2007, 08:04 PM
To compensate for having tiny penises, of course.

gaypalmsprings
12-18-2007, 08:11 PM
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5728268,00.jpg

picks up chair
12-19-2007, 06:19 AM
GIFT (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19) reminder.

captncrzy
12-19-2007, 06:23 AM
Who says we're attempting? Maybe we just are...

invisiblerobots
12-19-2007, 06:31 AM
Serious business.
http://www.mancor.com.ph/images/techsqd_intro.jpg

J~$$$
12-19-2007, 06:50 AM
I agree, people around here are such dicks. I hate yous guys. You are so mean. I hope in your non-e life that you choke on a million dicks and get dick cancer. dicks. cocks. diiiiiccccckkkkksssss!

Hannahrain
12-19-2007, 07:12 AM
Also, this guy needs to make up his mind. First, he calls us dicks, then, he calls us cunts. They're anatomical opposites. If they're the opposite of each other and calling us one side is intended to be negative, one of them must be positive. I don't think he has any idea what he's talking about.

marooko
12-19-2007, 07:17 AM
Maybe he's making sure he incorporates everyone. To me, dick is not positive.

JustSteve
12-19-2007, 08:32 AM
people here are probably dominated in their real lives whether it be at work, home, or wherever else they go. here they can feel tough for most likely the only time in their lives.

jackstraw94086
12-19-2007, 08:42 AM
people here are probably dominated in their real lives whether it be at work, home, or wherever else they go. here they can feel tough for most likely the only time in their lives.

or maybe you just can't fathom how people could amuse themselves in real life AND by simply spending a few moments to make you look like a thin skinned little cry baby pansy ass loser.

you crack me up.


Grow some skin people. The internets are not serious business. If you are using this or any internet site as a way to get your fill of pleasant human interaction then stab youself in the nuts right now. Your seed spells doom for humanty.

Too late for you Steve, lets hope you succeed in ruining your daughter's life as you're planning to and she doesn't get a chance to spread your moron genes.

betao
12-19-2007, 08:44 AM
bout time you got to this thread jack.

thinnerair
12-19-2007, 08:57 AM
people here are probably dominated in their real lives whether it be at work, home, or wherever else they go. here they can feel tough for most likely the only time in their lives.

When i stop posting on this message board, I cry so fucking hard because I'm loney and weak. Everyday.

JustSteve
12-19-2007, 09:02 AM
Too late for you Steve, lets hope you succeed in ruining your daughter's life as you're planning to and she doesn't get a chance to spread your moron genes.

keep bringing up my daughter you pathetic piece of shit, really shows what a scumbag you really are, the fact that you will say shit like you have about a 22 month old child is just fucking disturbing.

did your daddy stick his dick in your ass just a little to far one time while your mommy stood by and did nothing? Sorry 'bout that, I really am.

algunz
12-19-2007, 09:03 AM
What doesn't kill you, just makes you stronger.

thinnerair
12-19-2007, 09:05 AM
keep bringing up my daughter you pathetic piece of shit, really shows what a scumbag you really are, the fact that you will say shit like you have about a 22 month old child is just fucking disturbing.

at what point do people stop referring to a child's age in months?
Just curious.

BROKENDOLL
12-19-2007, 09:07 AM
What doesn't kill you, just makes you stronger.
I'd like to think it makes me "Harder, Faster, Stronger...":dumbo

marooko
12-19-2007, 09:08 AM
What doesn't kill you, just makes you stronger.

Or makes you wanna kill someone else. I mean, I don't know, I just assume.

JustSteve
12-19-2007, 09:10 AM
at what point do people stop referring to a child's age in months?
Just curious.

2nd bday

thelastgreatman
12-19-2007, 09:11 AM
at what point do people stop referring to a child's age in months?
Just curious.

As soon as she's sexually traumatized.

algunz
12-19-2007, 09:13 AM
2nd bday

I stopped going by month's once she got to 20. It just sounded weird to me to start saying 20+ months. I just went by almost 2 years old. But that's just me.

Oh and Steve, I also get frustrated when board members make judgments on my parenting based solely on comments I make on here. They are such disconnected worlds, but some just don't seem to get that.

SFChrissy
12-19-2007, 09:14 AM
there's probably a handful of dick up in here but I'm sure it's just so they can pretend to be quality people in their real lives...see you next tuesday biatch!!!

SFChrissy
12-19-2007, 09:19 AM
at what point do people stop referring to a child's age in months?
Just curious.

just before the kid is 2.5 yrs

jackstraw94086
12-19-2007, 09:23 AM
keep bringing up my daughter you pathetic piece of shit, really shows what a scumbag you really are, the fact that you will say shit like you have about a 22 month old child is just fucking disturbing.

did your daddy stick his dick in your ass just a little to far one time while your mommy stood by and did nothing? Sorry 'bout that, I really am.

are you looking to validate those uncomfortable urges you're suppressing? You're starting to scare me.

I think you should consider an 11th trimester abortion. Your daughter's doomed. I mean seriously. Social Security is doomed anyway and your daughter's youtube notoriety will not financially support you when you're shitting your pants in the dark, crying over your utter failure in all facets of life.

thelastgreatman
12-19-2007, 09:25 AM
Mostly crying because your daughter decided you're too old to fuck when you turned 65. Just you, though--other 65 year olds are still fair game.

thinnerair
12-19-2007, 09:27 AM
Wow guys. Really.

algunz
12-19-2007, 09:29 AM
I think the bad mood thread has infected the whiny bitch thread.

You all can go eat a bowl of dicks.

J~$$$
12-19-2007, 09:42 AM
I think the bad mood thread has infected the whiny bitch thread.

You all can go eat a bowl of dicks.

Dont you have some kids to improperly raise and or teach?

miscorrections
12-19-2007, 09:42 AM
J, you are my sunshine on a cloudy day.

algunz
12-19-2007, 09:51 AM
Dont you have some kids to improperly raise and or teach?

My child is being properly cared for by my mother, and my students are filling out a survey for the district. My job today is pretty much to get up every few minutes and help them when necessary. So, my day is pretty chill. Thank you for your concern, Dickhead.

J~$$$
12-19-2007, 10:04 AM
Cheer up sweetheart im sure they wont blame you forever for their upbringing.




PS Its the dick thread Im just doing my job to support it.

thinnerair
12-19-2007, 10:07 AM
http://www.glitter-town.com/keepin-it-real-myspace-glitter-graphics/keepin-it-real-myspace-glitter-graphic-8.gif

algunz
12-19-2007, 10:19 AM
PS Its the dick thread Im just doing my job to support it.

I think you're confused. This the why are people dicks? thread. We're not looking for examples. (we've got plenty to reference elsewhere.) We are looking for answers.

thelastgreatman
12-19-2007, 10:22 AM
I think you're confused. This the why are people dicks? thread. We're not looking for examples. (we've got plenty to reference elsewhere.) We are looking for answers.

Because our teachers were too busy teaching us imagery to socialize us beyond "be quiet, sit down, you were late to class."

J~$$$
12-19-2007, 10:24 AM
I got your answer right here. **making typical New Jersey motion**


Its the internetfucks. The internet = fucking asshole. Try not to take life so seriously.

algunz
12-19-2007, 10:27 AM
Ok, some more examples, thanks for nothing.

Now, when did the internet come to equal dick?

thelastgreatman
12-19-2007, 10:27 AM
When you started being a whore? =)

algunz
12-19-2007, 10:28 AM
And if I took life seriously, I would have given up on y'all a long time ago.

algunz
12-19-2007, 10:28 AM
When you started being a whore? =)

You been talking to my dad again?

thelastgreatman
12-19-2007, 10:30 AM
Only to work out our schedules for spleunking in your mom's vijay.

algunz
12-19-2007, 10:40 AM
Well, it's good to know that my mom is still getting some.

SFChrissy
12-19-2007, 10:42 AM
http://www.glitter-town.com/keepin-it-real-myspace-glitter-graphics/keepin-it-real-myspace-glitter-graphic-8.gif


Fuck sparkle tagsss!!!

BROKENDOLL
12-19-2007, 10:55 AM
Algunz VS 2 of the Biggest Dicks...She's holdin her own very well in this threesome!

ShyGuy75
12-19-2007, 02:10 PM
Everyone needs to calm down here

*sparks J*

thelastgreatman
12-19-2007, 02:11 PM
ShyGuy, Merry Christmas: http://www.coachella.com/forum/showpost.php?p=373744&postcount=115

ShyGuy75
12-19-2007, 02:13 PM
Interesting stuff there greatman. Sounds like Suprefan has a weird masterbation fetish.

ShyGuy75
12-19-2007, 02:13 PM
Oh, and Merry Xmass to you to! Its fucking freezing back here!

thelastgreatman
12-19-2007, 02:14 PM
... are you suggesting he broke his dog's paw while jerking off?

ShyGuy75
12-19-2007, 02:16 PM
No, I was referring to him watching you foam from the mouth on the floor. Didn't know he was an animal abuser on top of a scalper douche.

Eveyone knows the only reason male figures buy little dogs are for the peanut butter tricks. Just sayin.

thelastgreatman
12-19-2007, 02:17 PM
He tried to blame his younger, presumably gay(er?) brother or cousin or something. I guess one of them fell off the other and the poor gay(er?) dog suffered the consequences.

J~$$$
12-19-2007, 02:18 PM
You two should get a room watching you jerk each other off is about as fun as watching a supre's dog video.

ShyGuy75
12-19-2007, 02:19 PM
Periods and comma's are your friend

thelastgreatman
12-19-2007, 02:20 PM
Apostrophes are distinctly disagreeable though.

ShyGuy75
12-19-2007, 02:21 PM
I did that on purpose.

J~ must be the proud owner of a tiny, worthless dog.

Pizza is here. Enjoy kids, and remember to be nice to each other! Its xmass!

amyzzz
12-19-2007, 02:21 PM
Did he seriously just type comma's?

J~$$$
12-19-2007, 02:21 PM
Periods and comma's are your friend

yup

thelastgreatman
12-19-2007, 02:23 PM
I did that on purpose.

J~ must be the proud owner of a tiny, worthless dog.

Pizza is here. Enjoy kids, and remember to be nice to each other! Its xmass!

Why didn't you order a kind of food they don't completely ruin in Chicago?

Amy, you've barely said anything all day. Thank you.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-19-2007, 02:48 PM
Better to be a complete cunt than half of one.

someone is going to sig this....

marooko
12-19-2007, 03:20 PM
I almost did.

MeowMixer
12-19-2007, 05:10 PM
Also, this guy needs to make up his mind. First, he calls us dicks, then, he calls us cunts. They're anatomical opposites. If they're the opposite of each other and calling us one side is intended to be negative, one of them must be positive. I don't think he has any idea what he's talking about.

Maybe he's calling us some kind of hermaphroditic package.

captncrzy
12-20-2007, 06:48 AM
Periods and comma's are your friend

Apostrophes are not your friend.

thelastgreatman
12-20-2007, 06:58 AM
Apostrophes are not your friend.


Apostrophes are distinctly disagreeable though.

Mine was funnier.

beavington
12-20-2007, 08:17 AM
just because I ask why everyone on here is a dick doesnt mean one is thin skinned, i know what its like to be a dick. its just pathetic people are happy being dicks for the sake of being a dick.
Maybe I will go cry to my dashboard confessional records.

jackstraw94086
12-20-2007, 10:57 AM
just because I ask why everyone on here is a dick doesnt mean one is thin skinned, i know what its like to be a dick. its just pathetic people are happy being dicks for the sake of being a dick.
Maybe I will go cry to my dashboard confessional records.

because you ask why everyone people here are dicks is precisely why you ARE thin skinned. If you were so casual about people being dicks and it didn't concern you at all then why the fuck waste your time?

Go take a hot shower and scrub the gravel out of your blistered floppy vag.

And Dashboard Confessionals are clearly too butch for you.

invisiblerobots
12-20-2007, 11:06 AM
just because I ask why everyone on here is a dick doesnt mean one is thin skinned, i know what its like to be a dick. its just pathetic people are happy being dicks for the sake of being a dick.
Maybe I will go cry to my dashboard confessional records.

You should go ask Shyguy if you can borrow some apostrophes.

marooko
12-20-2007, 12:14 PM
You should go ask Shyguy if you can borrow some apostrophes.

hahahahaha' hahaha

ShyGuy75
12-21-2007, 02:51 PM
You should go ask Shyguy if you can borrow some apostrophes.

Looks like my humor is just too difficult to figure out for the mouth breathers on these boards. I guess my first explanation wasn't clear enough. So I digress......

ShyGuy75
12-21-2007, 02:53 PM
Oh, and you are all dicks!

*runs away crying*

Glamour Damaged
12-21-2007, 02:59 PM
I am really curious as to why everyone on here attempts to be such a dick on here?

Cause its easy :)

thelastgreatman
12-21-2007, 03:15 PM
Oh, and you are all dicks!

*runs away crying*

Digressing and crying have a lot in common. They hate you almost as much as apostrophes.

Ritestyl
12-21-2007, 03:56 PM
Cause its easy :)

It's hard to be an amusing dick though.

Gyrus
12-21-2007, 04:47 PM
They do say you are what you eat

crazzz2007
12-22-2007, 12:18 AM
this thread is pretty strange

ONION
04-03-2013, 02:12 PM
Lurkers just joining coachella message boards. People are dicks on here. Always have been. that what you do on these boardz my people.

So all you moist twats out there be careful or THE DICKS are going to pound you.

BROKENDOLL
04-03-2013, 02:17 PM
Lurkers just joining coachella message boards. People are dicks on here. Always have been. that what you do on these boardz my people.

So all you moist twats out there be careful or THE DICKS are going to pound you.
You may as well tell them the part where the assholes just loiter out back talking shit while all this nonsense is going on...it may make it easier to swallow.

PulpOne
04-03-2013, 02:18 PM
Sounds like you've gotten some serious pounding.

algunz
04-03-2013, 02:19 PM
"Go Fuck Yourself"

It's the new dick.

gaypalmsprings
04-03-2013, 02:21 PM
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/1003/dick-richard-demotivational-poster-1268040829.jpg

BROKENDOLL
04-03-2013, 02:29 PM
Sounds like you've gotten some serious pounding.
It wasn't that bad. Really only burns when I post, and only flares up when there's dick around.


"Go Fuck Yourself"

It's the new dick.
*Hoping it comes in strap-on...* :dumbo

PulpOne
04-03-2013, 02:37 PM
It wasn't that bad. Really only burns when I post, and only flares up when there's dick around.

That wasn't intended for you, but you sure knew what to do with it.

TomAz
04-03-2013, 02:38 PM
Pretty sure Onion is a BD alias.

Heavyflow79
04-03-2013, 02:53 PM
PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS BIG SHIT TALKERS BEHIND THE SAFETY OF THEIR LAPTOPS.

Sensuality
04-03-2013, 03:02 PM
I like this thread.

BROKENDOLL
04-03-2013, 03:02 PM
Pretty sure Onion is a BD alias.
So, my posts aren't the only ones bringing tears to your eyes, Tom? Is that what you're saying?

BROKENDOLL
04-03-2013, 03:04 PM
Pretty sure Onion is a BD alias.
You know nothing, Sweetpea...