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Mr.Nipples
01-27-2007, 10:52 PM
looking to trade 7 pounds of fresh(cut from last 4 months) male pubic hair for a saturday ticket to the 2007 coachella festival, anyone interested? great for weaving, insulation, rodent habitat bedding substitute. comes in 3 black hefty bags. certificate of authenticity included.

fober
01-27-2007, 10:55 PM
What color?

Mr.Nipples
01-27-2007, 10:59 PM
i can do a custom dye package for you but theres a service fee as well as you having to wait about 3-5 business days.

Mr.Nipples
01-27-2007, 10:59 PM
red/auburn/brown/perriwinkle

funcod
01-28-2007, 02:58 AM
I'm seriously interested, do you have any idea of average length? As this dictates the weave I would be able to use- I'm planning on creating a fetching set of sweat bands with colour co-ordinated head scarf

Mr.Nipples
01-28-2007, 12:54 PM
i went through the trouble of measuring about 400 or so strands and then averaged those figures out. the average lenght is about 3 inches which is quite long considering todays fascination with undercarriage grooming.

funcod
01-28-2007, 02:18 PM
Ah, this may be a problem

I need to to have an average length of at least 3.2 inches.

Would it be possible for you to go through them and extract any which fall below 1.2 inches, thereby increasing the average?

Mr.Nipples
01-28-2007, 03:40 PM
not a problem at all actually. i started going through them earlier today since you sound serious about his transaction and ive already gone through about 4 pounds. ive been sorting them by millimeter.

fober
01-28-2007, 04:21 PM
If you've seperated the perriwinkle ones, regardless of size, I might be interested.

Though I only have 1 red paperclip to offer in exchange.

DeltaSigChi4
02-23-2007, 08:55 PM
Fober is quality.

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