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Steven
12-11-2007, 07:18 PM
My freind rick and i won the batle of bands at school this year. We are kinda hardcore and emo, like a mix between alice n chanis and skinny puppy. rick plays keybord and i play electric guitar and sing and play keyboards sometimes. We talked to a guy who wants to sign us to a big record deel but we dont have the $$$, yet. our band name is Serpent Chains.fuckin aaa ho. last year seeing rage was awesome. First time at a big concert
how do we sign up to be on the coachela list. hit me back with some digits so we can try out thanx. peacaaa

worldwide2020
12-11-2007, 07:23 PM
Awesome

algunz
12-11-2007, 07:25 PM
867-5309

mvanwinkle
12-11-2007, 07:26 PM
1800-3825-633
1800(fuck-off)

roberto73
12-11-2007, 07:28 PM
Dear Christ, I hope this is just someone's sad idea of a joke.

algunz
12-11-2007, 07:30 PM
Does Coechella come after Stagecoach? It must be a festival of rejects.

Steven
12-11-2007, 07:31 PM
867-5309
thanks algunz. i will call tomrorow.

How bout 1-800-Suck My Balzzzz who game me a fake # like that 1-800. suck it

mvanwinkle
12-11-2007, 07:37 PM
thats not a real number either dick lick.
hardcore emo-try warped tour.

miscorrections
12-11-2007, 07:38 PM
Ahaha. Ha.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i211/invisible_robots/methman.gif

psychic friend
12-11-2007, 08:40 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/133/319073068_c2514a8e9a.jpg?v=0

http://www.switchmagazine.com/skateboard_pictures/warped_tour_comp.jpg

gaypalmsprings
12-11-2007, 08:50 PM
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/3751/anime9lv.gif

PassiveTheory
12-11-2007, 08:59 PM
lol

lowfront
12-11-2007, 09:22 PM
I don't know about anyone else but I think coachella really could use this band

EMO/HARDCORE!!!

FUCK YA!!


:poo

woogie846
12-11-2007, 09:30 PM
Does Coechella come after Stagecoach? It must be a festival of rejects.

Snap, crackle, pop, BUUUURN algunz.

algunz
12-11-2007, 09:34 PM
Yo, Steven - you need to go sit and spin on your giant thermometer.

g0k1ngsg0
12-12-2007, 02:38 PM
I like how steven thinks we all know and care who the hell rick is...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/50681647_a70e96eaa9.jpg

RICK! RICK! RICK! RICK!

crazzz2007
12-13-2007, 06:30 PM
damn it, you guys really suck at spotting obviously fake posts.

jonnypark
12-14-2007, 09:25 PM
wow! he doesn't even get a chance for his young idealistic dreams to be crushed in the real world, all it took was a Coachella message board

Cpt. Funkaho
12-15-2007, 07:00 AM
really, you guys are overlooking the best part of this. Serpent Chains? I mean, really now.

I'm waiting for Randy to bust in with a line about unchaining his serpent or something.

Adam2uBer
12-15-2007, 05:57 PM
"We're kinda hardcore and emo."

You sold your idea, pal.

clarky123
12-15-2007, 06:03 PM
God loves a trier!

gaypalmsprings
12-15-2007, 06:04 PM
God loves a trier!

http://www.eusar.de/NR/rdonlyres/1EE42440-C4BF-42EA-B34B-04899DFFCD2A/11204/trier.jpg

Cdubby
12-24-2007, 03:34 PM
I really hope Steven gets his band signed on to play, I am intrigued.

Botrocker
12-24-2007, 08:36 PM
Serpent Chains 08!!

TickleMeElmo
12-24-2007, 10:08 PM
OMGZ KEYBORDS?!?!

SERPENT CHAINS IN THE SAHARA!!!

kitt kat
12-25-2007, 12:14 AM
LOLZ!

thelastgreatman
12-25-2007, 12:57 AM
You get your band at Coachella by all buying tickets. It'll be a good learning experience for you, in so far as it'll help you learn your limitations. Try Street Scene.

TheWatcher
12-25-2007, 09:27 AM
My freind rick and i won the batle of bands at school this year. We are kinda hardcore and emo, like a mix between alice n chanis and skinny puppy. rick plays keybord and i play electric guitar and sing and play keyboards sometimes. We talked to a guy who wants to sign us to a big record deel but we dont have the $$$, yet. our band name is Serpent Chains.fuckin aaa ho. last year seeing rage was awesome. First time at a big concert
how do we sign up to be on the coachela list. hit me back with some digits so we can try out thanx. peacaaa


Not sure if this is a serious post-as far as I know there have been no unknown bands at Coachella, but here are some ideas:

1) Warped Tour
2) Ozzfest
3) KROQ or other local radio stations shows - often have a contest for a local unsigned band to open a stage
4) Play at small venues like the Knitting Factory, Whiskey or Echo. Sometimes you can sell your own tickets, and just pay the venue a set price.

PrettyRagdoll
12-25-2007, 08:05 PM
First things first.. You learn how to spell a word that's written all over the page you are typing on

meyouseek
12-26-2007, 01:53 PM
http://www.myspace.com/serpentchains

SFChrissy
12-26-2007, 02:43 PM
that's the best laugh I've had in a while!!!

cansei de ser sexme
12-26-2007, 03:10 PM
your only friend is Tom and you have no music on your page and expect to play Coachella?

clarky123
12-26-2007, 03:15 PM
your only friend is Tom and you have no music on your page and expect to play Coachella?

give them a fuckin chance pal!!

meyouseek
12-28-2007, 01:03 PM
It's a fake myspace. Registered today.

You can prentend to be someone else on the internet? My mind is totally blown.

It's not a "fake" page... it's a tribute. And thanks for playing along, asshat.

MeowMixer
01-01-2008, 06:47 PM
I think that this band would rock

Best in '05- Gratitude
Best in '07- Circa Survive
Best in '08- Serpent in Alice's Chains!

goodgrl
01-01-2008, 07:11 PM
I like how steven thinks we all know and care who the hell rick is...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/50681647_a70e96eaa9.jpg

RICK! RICK! RICK! RICK!

I LUV IT!!! LOL

jaysocal
01-11-2008, 06:23 PM
I love the fact that people actually took that post serious...if you're concerned that poor Steven's feelings would be hurt, maybe you should read some of his other posts...like this classic one...

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122370&postcount=73

awesome!

MeowMixer
01-11-2008, 09:09 PM
Point well taken. I just wanted to have fun.

theonewiththewurlitzer
01-12-2008, 12:35 AM
I love the fact that people actually took that post serious...if you're concerned that poor Steven's feelings would be hurt, maybe you should read some of his other posts...like this classic one...

http://www.coachella.com/forum/showpost.php?p=122370&postcount=73

awesome!

E P I C

ficklecycle
01-12-2008, 02:52 AM
BEST THREAD EVER

All That I Am
01-12-2008, 05:59 AM
I knew this post was bullshit from the get go, but that's not gonna stop me from making a Serpent Chains shirt to wear on friday.

jaysocal
01-12-2008, 07:15 PM
I knew this post was bullshit from the get go, but that's not gonna stop me from making a Serpent Chains shirt to wear on friday.

And, in case you need that shirt...here ya go!!

http://www.cafepress.com/jaysocal

I'll be sporting mine!

Amneeziac
01-12-2008, 10:00 PM
I like how steven thinks we all know and care who the hell rick is...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/50681647_a70e96eaa9.jpg

RICK! RICK! RICK! RICK!

Best post ever.

evilmushroompie
01-13-2008, 09:13 PM
http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/601-4640683-8435364?asin=142086565X&afid=yahoosspplp_bmvd&lnm=142086565X|The_Old_Serpent_Chained_:_Books&ref=tgt_adv_XSNG1060

iuseblenders
01-13-2008, 09:32 PM
I knew this post was bullshit from the get go, but that's not gonna stop me from making a Serpent Chains shirt to wear on friday.

hahaha We should all wear serpent Chain shirts to coachella

boarderwoozel3
01-14-2008, 12:12 AM
http://www.myspace.com/serpentchains

Redneck much?

rage patton
01-14-2008, 08:58 PM
Oh god, I love this thread.

and I love Steven and Rick.

jonnypark
01-15-2008, 12:41 AM
I sorta want to see this band, real or not

ireland
01-15-2008, 12:51 AM
I agree with Pretty RagDoll, the best way to get your band to play at Coachella is to learn how to spell it first.

TheGunslinger138
01-15-2008, 12:25 PM
A glowing review from Pitchfork.

marooko
01-15-2008, 01:00 PM
You all get on a bus, in a car or van and drive. What's the problem?

iuseblenders
01-15-2008, 02:21 PM
You all get on a bus, in a car or van and drive. What's the problem?

They should play in the parking lot, after the Mormons

kitt kat
01-16-2008, 05:05 PM
oh damn. i want a serpent chains shirt.

jaysocal
01-16-2008, 08:44 PM
oh damn. i want a serpent chains shirt.

Here ya go...

http://www.cafepress.com/jaysocal

rage patton
01-16-2008, 10:20 PM
Hahaha. Valient effort. I must say.

However, I think SERPENT CHAINS should be in all caps. It should be the main focus. And the back of the shirt should say something about Rick.

Just my opinion.

Cdubby
04-16-2008, 09:56 PM
A Steve and Rick add are going to trump Bonnaroo's big announcement!

Pixiessp
04-16-2008, 10:17 PM
aren't Rick and Steve the happiest gay couple in the world?

Sonicifyouwantit
04-16-2008, 10:27 PM
My freind rick and i won the batle of bands at school this year. We are kinda hardcore and emo, like a mix between alice n chanis and skinny puppy. rick plays keybord and i play electric guitar and sing and play keyboards sometimes. We talked to a guy who wants to sign us to a big record deel but we dont have the $$$, yet. our band name is Serpent Chains.fuckin aaa ho. last year seeing rage was awesome. First time at a big concert
how do we sign up to be on the coachela list. hit me back with some digits so we can try out thanx. peacaaa

wow, this is so wrong it has to be right

fasttrack
04-16-2008, 10:30 PM
Hahaha. Valient effort. I must say.

However, I think SERPENT CHAINS should be in all caps. It should be the main focus. And the back of the shirt should say something about Rick.

Just my opinion.

here's what it should say on the back.

"rick plays keybord and i play electric guitar and sing and play keyboards sometimes. We talked to a guy who wants to sign us to a big record deel but we dont have the $$$, yet."

Cdubby
04-16-2008, 10:31 PM
here's what it should say on the back.

"rick plays keybord and i play electric guitar and sing and play keyboards sometimes. We talked to a guy who wants to sign us to a big record deel but we dont have the $$$, yet."


id buy it, lol

nbvwes
04-17-2008, 12:59 AM
sell em in the parking lot... i'll buy one...

BeeII
04-17-2008, 07:47 AM
I don't know about anyone else but I think coachella really could use this band

EMO/HARDCORE!!!

FUCK YA!!


:poo

you know, i rather hear this kid's band than jack johnson


just saying

Trudeau
04-17-2008, 11:37 AM
Why is anyone even remotely taking this thread seriously?

algunz
04-17-2008, 11:56 AM
Rick rocks!

That's what the shirt should say on the back - keep it simple.






Who's taking it seriously?

paganman7
04-17-2008, 12:03 PM
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU


Rick rocks indeed!

CalmerThanYou
04-17-2008, 12:11 PM
First post should get them in there based on pure awesomeness alone.

rage patton
04-17-2008, 12:24 PM
If Jupiters Rings can get on the line up... then SERPENT CHAINS sure as hell can!

BeeII
04-17-2008, 12:41 PM
In for serpent chain headlining friday