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Grandma
12-11-2007, 01:47 PM
I just made the decision to finally get one of these installed in my house and I just had to tell you all how happy I am that I did! I can't wait!
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The limeys are coming to install it this Friday.

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 01:51 PM
Careful grandma keep on the look out for gremlins.

disgustipated
12-11-2007, 01:52 PM
ahahahaaa!!


*sigged*

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 02:01 PM
hey grandma would you consider yourself to be a cougar?

crazzz2007
12-11-2007, 02:05 PM
no, she's a leopard.

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 02:07 PM
what is a leopard?

crazzz2007
12-11-2007, 02:07 PM
i believe similar to a cougar, but older.

miscorrections
12-11-2007, 02:09 PM
Is it because at a certain age you get liver spots? Those're hot.

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 02:10 PM
It kinda makes me happy that there is even an older age demographic that share in my love for sizzler.

miscorrections
12-11-2007, 02:13 PM
The Sizzler dessert table is a creamy froth of horror.

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 02:14 PM
It jiggles too. I didnt know that you could make so many different jello desserts.

full on idle
12-11-2007, 02:57 PM
hahah cougar. I'm gay for Jamie.

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 03:18 PM
"Where'd you two meet, an Amber Alert?"

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 03:19 PM
Frank; Dude! I totally forgot. I bought you a sweater. It’s slim-fitting - they call it a French cut. And it wasn’t on sale or anything.

Jamie: Wow, thanks.

Frank: Do you need any help trying it on?

Liz: Frank, stop it.

Frank: I can’t. I’m gay for Jamie.

Liz: No, that’s not a thing. You can’t be gay for just one person…unless you’re a lady and you meet Ellen.

Cruel Runnings
12-11-2007, 04:12 PM
Lets hope the install men aren't foreign. That would be awkward, wouldn't it?

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 04:14 PM
why would it be awkward?

Cruel Runnings
12-11-2007, 04:18 PM
why would it be awkward?

Well you know those old people and their racism. Alright I apologize for my skirting around the real topic. Old people hate black people.

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 04:20 PM
ummmm black people dont work so there is nothing to worry about.

kreutz2112
12-11-2007, 04:20 PM
hahaha

Cruel Runnings
12-11-2007, 04:21 PM
ummmm black people dont work so there is nothing to worry about.

The way the good lord intended. Good on them.

captncrzy
12-11-2007, 08:34 PM
My grandma calls them "the coloreds".

miscorrections
12-11-2007, 08:36 PM
My grandpa orders "flied lice" at Chinese restaurants.

captncrzy
12-11-2007, 08:38 PM
When my grandma found out that my sister's married last name was going to be "Vargas", she asked her "Why can't you just marry a nice white man?".

captncrzy
12-11-2007, 08:38 PM
My grandpa orders "flied lice" at Chinese restaurants.

That made me LOL.

Somewhat Damaged
12-11-2007, 09:26 PM
So, Jen, when will I finally get to meet this lovely woman?

Mr.Nipples
12-11-2007, 09:47 PM
My grandma used to have one of these. I used to crush hotwheels and food with it as the chair went up the rail.

captncrzy
12-12-2007, 11:08 AM
So, Jen, when will I finally get to meet this lovely woman?

I'm hoping she'll die before you have to deal with that.

thefunkylama
12-12-2007, 01:16 PM
not long ago my cousin, who's half mexican and half filipino, got married to her long-time boyfriend, who's black. during the ceremony, my cousin's filipino father whispered to the person sitting next to him, "Who's that black lady over there?"

ruetheday
12-12-2007, 01:19 PM
My grandma calls them "the coloreds".

Did you put her on ignore?