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ShyGuy75
12-11-2007, 10:42 AM
I'll go first. Oh wait, this is the first post. Ok, go...

:emo


*lying is allowed too*

ThomThom
12-11-2007, 10:48 AM
Biggest Silversun Pickups fan I know of...

tessalasset
12-11-2007, 10:54 AM
friend of supre.

amyzzz
12-11-2007, 10:55 AM
gay?

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 10:57 AM
Why don't we just all post our MySpace chain letters here? Wow! I love this board! Fuck me. Cockface.

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 11:00 AM
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 11:00 AM
copy and paste this to 10 videos or your mum will die within the next 4 hours.....

thinnerair
12-11-2007, 11:00 AM
bearded assgrabber

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 11:01 AM
n 1997 a girl called lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared no one ever found her untill 2000 when a yoing girl called Mary found her body and markings on her chest saying: I wasnt pretty enough and now you have read this she will appear in your mirror saying your not pretty enough and kill you. by the way the girl called mary died shortly after. To be saved paste this to 5 other videos.

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 11:01 AM
DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that travers has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. AGGMEN.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from AGGMEN.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at AGGMEN.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing.

PassiveTheory
12-11-2007, 11:01 AM
Vicious.

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 11:01 AM
http://www.onlyinternet.net/awinterrowd/kaiju/gallery/mothra-larva.jpg

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 11:02 AM
DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that travers has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. AGGMEN.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from AGGMEN.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at AGGMEN.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is for realz.

TomAz
12-11-2007, 11:02 AM
Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.

The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!

When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.

The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.

In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.

thinnerair
12-11-2007, 11:03 AM
one night these five girls were having a sleepover when they heard choas at the end of her street. they went down to find out what was happening. they learned that a woman was raped and the man was on the loose. so they quickly run home and bolt everything down. everything settles down for a while then they started hearing wierd noises coming from outside. they let their minds go wild so they got scared and hid inside a closet. the man was really outside and found a window that had a broken bolt. he krept in quietly. the girls were scared crapless. he walked into the room and opened the closet, the girls screamed and ran into seperate directions. four of the girls went downstairs and locked the cellar door, that was right above the bathroom. he caught the fifth girl and took her into the bathroom, raped her, and skinned her alive. her friends heard her die that night but couldnt do anything about. they listened to her sratching the door to get out. in the morning when he had fleed, the remaining went into the bathroom. there ingraved into the wall was her message:"how could you have let me die" they looked up to get the tears out of their eyes and saw her flesh dangling from the knife that skinned her. if you dont repost this the man will skin you alive too, because they havent caught him yet. and the girl will make sure you will die, so she can pass on the tale

A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer.He buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted "Toma soto balca" as he buried her.Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated.If you post this, she will not bother you.Your kindness will be rewarded..

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 11:03 AM
http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3244448.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=DCB332A6E7C66BD32BCC64D0A43A7510A55A1E4F32AD3138

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 11:04 AM
Delete.

marooko
12-11-2007, 11:04 AM
black

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 11:04 AM
Send this to 6 people and you will
see the taco bell dog run across
your screen . If you send this to 8
people Ronald McDonald comes out and
attacks the taco bell dog.

It is really funny and it works!!
You have to try it!!

TomAz
12-11-2007, 11:04 AM
A pack of thieves attempted to steal scrap metal from an abandoned factory in Kladno. Unfortunately for them, they selected the steel girders that supported the factory roof. When the roof supports were dismantled, the roof fell, fatally crushing two thieves and injuring three others.

thinnerair
12-11-2007, 11:05 AM
DUDE! GET OUTTA HERE! WTF!!!!

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 11:07 AM
http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m5/santa-conquers-g.jpg

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 11:08 AM
My 15 year old boy, Evan Trembley, is missing. He has been missing for now two weeks.

Maybe if everyone passes this on, someone will see this child. That is how the girl from Stevens Point was found by circulation of her picture on tv. The internet circulates even overseas, South America, and Canada etc. Please pass this to everyone in your address book. With GOD on his side he will be found.

"I am asking you all, begging you to please forward this email on to anyone and everyone you know, PLEASE.

It is still not too late. Please help us. If anyone knows anything, please contact me at: HelpfindEvanTrembley@yahoo.com
I am including a picture of him.

All prayers are appreciated! ! "

It only takes 2 seconds to forward this.

If it was your child, you would want all the help you could get!!

TomAz
12-11-2007, 11:08 AM
Bowling Green, Ohio student Robert Ricketts, 19, had his head bloodied when he was struck by a Conrail train. He told police he was trying to see how close to the moving train he could place his head without getting hit.

thinnerair
12-11-2007, 11:08 AM
i like the ones that involve drunk drivers and being in love.

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 11:09 AM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/hell_0.jpg

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 11:09 AM
There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is reading this

put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don’t , u will lose ur love.!!

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 11:09 AM
In 1876, a young girl named Jenn was walking down a river, an insane man killed her by stabbing her in the back, raping her, and then hanging her in his closet. While he hanged her he said Bukakke Bukkake.
Now that you have read this message, she will find you and her dead body will haunt your house for 5 years. Every night you go to sleep she will appear in your closet, hanging their with her glowing red eyes.
repost 3 times to be saved

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 11:10 AM
rapist.^

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 11:10 AM
In 1945 a young girl named kata lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word “LATUALATUKA” in her back. Now that you have read this message, she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:

Retype this message as a comment for three other videos

TomAz
12-11-2007, 11:11 AM
Dear Citibank customer,

Recently there have been a large number of identity theft attempts targeting Citibank customers. In order to safeguard your account, we require that you update your Citibank ATM/Debit card PIN.

This update is requested of you as a precautionary measure against fraud. Please note that we have no particular indications that your details have been compromised in any way.

This process is mandatory, and if not completed within the nearest time your account may be subject to temporary suspension.

To securely update your Citibank ATM/Debit card PIN please go to:

https://web.da-us.citibank.com/cgi-bin/citifi/scripts/home/visitor_homepage.jsp

Please note that this update applies to your Citibank ATM/Debit card - which is linked directly to your checking account, not Citibank credit cards.

Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter and thank you for using Citibank!

Regards,

Jonathan Hightower
Head of Citi® Identity Theft Solutions

Copyright A9 2004 Citicorp. All rights reserved.

thinnerair
12-11-2007, 11:11 AM
Once upon a time
Not so long ago

Tommy used to work on the docks
Unions been on strike
Hes down on his luck...its tough, so tough
Gina works the diner all day
Working for her man, she brings home her pay
For love - for love

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 11:11 AM
REPOST THIS AS THE MONTH U WERE BORN. AND IF U DONT U WILL BE CURSED FOR UR NEXT 5 BIRTHDAYS!


JAN.- IM SO FLY

FEB.- I L0VE T0 FUCK

MAR.- I'M A SEX FREAK :)

APR.-I WANNA FUCK

MAY- I'M S0 FUCKIN FINE

JUN.- I'M S0 FUCKING CUTE!

JUL.- DAMN I'M SEXY!!

AUG.- I'M S0 DAMN FINE!!

SEPT.- I GIVE THE BEST SEX

OCT.- SHUT UP & KISS ME =)

NOV.-I'M A GANGSTA!!!

DEC.-IM FEELING VERY HORNY SOMEONE HELP ME

***Repost in 5 Min
0R HAVE BAD LUCK REPOST THIS AS THE MONTH U WERE BORN. AND IF U DONT U WILL BE CURSED FOR UR NEXT 5 BIRTHDAY

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 11:12 AM
REPOST THIS AS THE MONTH U WERE BORN. AND IF U DONT U WILL BE CURSED FOR UR NEXT 5 BIRTHDAYS!


JAN.- IM SO FLY

FEB.- I L0VE T0 FUCK

MAR.- I'M A SEX FREAK :)

APR.-I WANNA FUCK

MAY- I'M S0 FUCKIN FINE

JUN.- I'M S0 FUCKING CUTE!

JUL.- DAMN I'M SEXY!!

AUG.- I'M S0 DAMN FINE!!

SEPT.- I GIVE THE BEST SEX

OCT.- SHUT UP & KISS ME =)

NOV.-I'M A GANGSTA!!!

DEC.-IM FEELING VERY HORNY SOMEONE HELP ME

***Repost in 5 Min
0R HAVE BAD LUCK REPOST THIS AS THE MONTH U WERE BORN. AND IF U DONT U WILL BE CURSED FOR UR NEXT 5 BIRTHDAY

REPOST THIS AS THE MONTH U WERE BORN. AND IF U DONT U WILL BE CURSED FOR UR NEXT 5 BIRTHDAYS!


JAN.- IM SO FLY

FEB.- I L0VE T0 FUCK

MAR.- I'M A SEX FREAK :)

APR.-I WANNA FUCK

MAY- I'M S0 FUCKIN FINE

JUN.- I'M S0 FUCKING CUTE!

JUL.- DAMN I'M SEXY!!

AUG.- I'M S0 DAMN FINE!!

SEPT.- I GIVE THE BEST SEX

OCT.- SHUT UP & KISS ME =)

NOV.-I'M A GANGSTA!!!

DEC.-IM FEELING VERY HORNY SOMEONE HELP ME

***Repost in 5 Min
0R HAVE BAD LUCK REPOST THIS AS THE MONTH U WERE BORN. AND IF U DONT U WILL BE CURSED FOR UR NEXT 5 BIRTHDAY

wmgaretjax
12-11-2007, 11:13 AM
REPOST THIS AS THE MONTH U WERE BORN. AND IF U DONT U WILL BE CURSED FOR UR NEXT 5 BIRTHDAYS!


JAN.- IM SO FLY

FEB.- I L0VE T0 FUCK

MAR.- I'M A SEX FREAK :)

APR.-I WANNA FUCK

MAY- I'M S0 FUCKIN FINE

JUN.- I'M S0 FUCKING CUTE!

JUL.- DAMN I'M SEXY!!

AUG.- I'M S0 DAMN FINE!!

SEPT.- I GIVE THE BEST SEX

OCT.- SHUT UP & KISS ME =)

NOV.-I'M A GANGSTA!!!

DEC.-IM FEELING VERY HORNY SOMEONE HELP ME

***Repost in 5 Min
0R HAVE BAD LUCK REPOST THIS AS THE MONTH U WERE BORN. AND IF U DONT U WILL BE CURSED FOR UR NEXT 5 BIRTHDAY

bitch. shut the fuck up.

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 11:13 AM
http://projectabsurd.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/santamartians20.jpg

ThomThom
12-11-2007, 11:13 AM
This thread has been skull fucked

Mr.Nipples
12-11-2007, 11:13 AM
god i wish i had one of those stupid assed "dont kill my pitbull" posts right now...

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 11:14 AM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/2103138211_b8772d9983_o.png

amyzzz
12-11-2007, 11:15 AM
http://www.astroasylum.com/files/images/train%20wreck_0

ThomThom
12-11-2007, 11:15 AM
J, that guy looks like he does alot of skull fucking

wmgaretjax
12-11-2007, 11:15 AM
http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/8/2/0824cec26d7955e642edc609731b7ff9.jpg

TomAz
12-11-2007, 11:18 AM
Parents of 15-year old - find $71,000 cash hidden in his closet.
Does this headline look familiar? Of course it does. You most likely have seen this story recently featured on a major nightly news program (USA).

This 15 year old's mother was cleaning and putting laundry away when she came across a large brown paper bag that was suspiciously buried beneath some clothes and a skateboard in the back of her 15-year-old son's closet. Nothing could have prepared her for the shock she got when she opened the bag and found it was full of cash. Five dollar bills, twenties, fifties and hundreds - all neatly rubber-banded in labeled piles.

"My first thought was that he had robbed a bank", says the 41-year-old woman, "There was over $71,000 dollars in that bag- that's more than my husband earns in a year".

The woman immediately called her husband at the car-dealership where he worked to tell him what she'd discovered. He came home right away and they drove together to the boy's school and picked him up. Little did they suspect that where the money came from was more shocking than actually finding it in the closet.

As it turns out, the boy had been sending out via E-mail on the Internet a type of 'chain-letter' to E-mail addresses that he obtained off of the Internet. Everyday after school for the past 2 months, he had been doing this right on his computer in his bedroom.

"I just got the E-mail one day and I figured what the heck, I put my name on it like the instructions said and I started sending it out", says the clever 15-year-old.

The E-mail letter listed 3 addresses and contained instructions to send one $5 dollar bill to the person at the top of the list, then delete that address and move the other 2 addresses up, and finally to add your name to the bottom of the list. The letter goes on to state that you would receive several thousand dollars in five dollar bills within 2 weeks if you sent out the letter with your name at the bottom of the 3-address list "I get junk E-mail all the time, and I really didn't think it was gonna work", the boy continues.

Within the first few days of sending out the E-mail, the Post Office Box that his parents had gotten him for his video-game magazine subscriptions began to fill up with not magazines, but envelopes containing $5 dollar bills.

"About a week later I rode [my bike] down to the post office and my box had 1 magazine and about 300 envelopes stuffed in it. There was also a yellow slip that said I had to go up to the [post office] counter - I thought I was in trouble or something (laughs)". He goes on, "I went up to the counter and they had a whole box of more mail for me. I had to ride back home and empty out my backpack 'cause I couldn't carry it all".

Over the next few weeks, the boy continued sending out the E-mail. "The money just kept coming in and I just kept sorting it and stashing it in the closet, I barely had time for my homework". He had also been riding his bike to several of the area's banks and exchanging the $5 bills for twenties, fifties and hundreds. "I didn't want the banks to get suspicious so I kept riding to different banks with like five thousand at a time in my backpack. I would usually tell the lady at the bank counter that my dad had sent me in [to exchange the money] and he was outside waiting for me. One time the lady gave me a really strange look and told me that she wouldn't be able to do it for me and my dad would have to come in and do it, but I just rode to the next bank down the street (laughs)."

Surprisingly, the boy didn't have any reason to be afraid. The reporting news team examined and investigated the so-called 'chain-letter' the boy was sending out and found that it wasn't a chain-letter at all. In fact, it was completely legal according to US Postal and Lottery Laws, Title 18, Section 1302 and 1341, or Title 18, Section 3005 in the US code, also in the code of federal regulations, Volume 16, Sections 255 and 436, which state a product or service must be exchanged for money received.

Every five dollar bill that he received contained a little note that read, "Please add me to your mailing list". This simple note made the letter legal because he was exchanging a service (adding the purchasers name to his mailing list) for a five dollar fee.

Here is the letter that the 15-year-old was sending out by E-mail, you can do the exact same thing he was doing, simply by following the instructions in this letter:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Here are instructions on how to make $10,000 US cash in the next 2 weeks:

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

If you don't try it - you will never know.

There are 3 addresses listed below.

Send the person at the top of the list a $5 bill wrapped in 2 pieces of paper (to securely hide it), along with a note that says:

"Please add me to your mailing list".

Then delete that name, move the other 2 up and put your name at the bottom.

Now start sending this ENTIRE e-mail back out to people. When 20 people receive it, those 20 people will move your name up to the middle position and they will each send out 20. That totals 400 people that will receive this letter with your name in the middle.

Then, those 400 people will move your name up to the top and they will each send out 20 E-mails. That totals 8,000 people that will receive this E-mail with your name at the top and they will each send you a $5 bill.

8,000 people each sending you a $5 bill = $40,000 cash. That's if everyone responds to this E-mail, but not everyone will, so you can expect more realistically to receive about $10,000 cash $5 bills in your mailbox.

This will work for anyone, anywhere in the world in any country, but send only a US CASH $5 bill.

The more E-mails you send out, the more cash you will receive. If each person sends out 100 E-mails, there will be 1,000,000 people that receive this letter when your name reaches the top. If only 1% of those people respond, you will still get $50,000 cash.

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 11:19 AM
JUL.- DAMN I'M SEXY!!

thinnerair
12-11-2007, 11:21 AM
There are 20 angels in this world
10 are sleeping
9 are playing
1 is reading this

put this on 4 video comments within 15 mins,if u do, sum one u love will surprise u sum how!! If u don’t , u will lose ur love.!!

i think this is the best thing ever.
for a minute, I thought you were talking directly to me.

ThomThom
12-11-2007, 11:23 AM
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J~$$$
12-11-2007, 11:24 AM
i think this is the best thing ever.
for a minute, I thought you were talking directly to me.

dont lose ur love.

thinnerair
12-11-2007, 11:30 AM
dont lose ur love.

Im gonna lose it all over your t's if you dont stop meddling in my swooning!

wmgaretjax
12-11-2007, 11:31 AM
DEAR RECEIVER,
You have just received a Taliban virus. Since we are not so technologicaly advanced in Afghanistan, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know.
Thank you very much for helping us.

-Taliban hacker.

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 11:33 AM
You guys is so mean.

BoardsofCoachella
12-11-2007, 11:37 AM
Weird History Lesson:

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car ca lled ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson people don't mind reading

wmgaretjax
12-11-2007, 11:43 AM
Funny Minnesotan laws:

Cottage Grove
Airplanes may not be landed in city parks.

Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies.

Hibbing
It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.

Minneapolis
Red cars may not drive down Lake Street.

Minnetonka
Driving a truck with dirty tires is considered a public nuisance.

Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance.

Any person who persuades another to enter a massage therapist business after 11:00 PM is guilty of a misdemeanor.

St. Cloud
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.

bug on your lip
12-11-2007, 11:49 AM
i just heard a rumor about Tessa

kreutz2112
12-11-2007, 11:50 AM
the methman still makes me laugh.

TomAz
12-11-2007, 11:53 AM
http://insearchoftheweird.com/photos/ugly14nk.jpg

luckyface
12-11-2007, 11:57 AM
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/packageart/mugshots/tribettmug1.jpg

thinnerair
12-11-2007, 12:04 PM
This is your face....on METH!!!


http://www.meth-treatment.com/images/face_before.jpg

ShyGuy75
12-11-2007, 12:09 PM
^^Spits in the faces of old ladys asking for change.^^


Wow, this thread has sure taken a turn.

Poor PotV. He gets all butt-hurt at threads he doesn't like so has to act like a 12 year old and try make them his own. I'm flattered.

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 12:10 PM
INTERCOURSE! LOL! <3!

TomAz
12-11-2007, 12:13 PM
Poor PotV. He gets all butt-hurt at threads he doesn't like so has to act like a 12 year old and try make them his own.

http://jefmenguin.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/improvement.jpg

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 12:15 PM
This is not a joke or chain letter as such but a beautiful poem, and a lesson for us to consider.

This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital. It was sent by a medical doctor - Dr. Yeou Cheng Ma. Please do what you can to help fulfill this young girl's dream by also reading what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM.

SLOW DANCE

Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask "How are you?"
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say "Hi"?
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away.
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS TO HELP THIS LITTLE GIRL. ALL FORWARDED E-MAILS ARE TRACKED TO OBTAIN THE TOTAL COUNT.

Dear All:

PLEASE pass this mail on to everybody you know. It is the request of a special little girl who will soon leave this world as she has Yablo fecal cancer.

Thank you for your effort, this isn't a chain letter, but a choice for all of us to save a little girl that's dying of a serious and fatal form of cancer.

Please send this to everyone you know... or don't know. This little girl has 6 months left to live, and as her dying wish, she wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live their life to the fullest, since she never will.

She'll never make it to prom, graduate from high school, or get married and have a family of her own. By you sending this to as many people as possible, you can give her and her family a little hope, because with every name that this is sent to, The American Cancer Society will donate 3 cents per name to her treatment and recovery plan. One guy sent this to 500 people!!!!

So I know that we can send it to at least 5 or 6. Just think it could be you one day. It's not even your money, just your time!!! "PLEASE PASS ON AS A LAST REQUEST"

Dr. Dennis Shields, Professor
Department of Developmental and
Molecular Biology
Albert Einstein College of Medicine of

ShyGuy75
12-11-2007, 12:15 PM
^^Is PotV's fluffer^^

*meant for Tom*

ficklecycle
12-11-2007, 12:16 PM
http://www.byroncrawford.com/images/ghettoprom012.jpg

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 12:17 PM
hard 4 you.

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 12:17 PM
Fluffer is a job for interns. J~$$$ is a professional and deserves your respect.

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 12:20 PM
I work too damn hard for this disrahspeck. I want raise.

PotVsKtl
12-11-2007, 12:21 PM
*meant for Tom*

Nevermind then.

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 12:22 PM
Yeah Tom is totally fluffygay.

TomAz
12-11-2007, 12:23 PM
http://www.adliterate.com/archives/Far_from_Dull--Dull3.jpg

thinnerair
12-11-2007, 12:26 PM
Subject: FWD: Fw: This is real!
> Forwarded by on 12/15/99 09:15 AM
> Subject: real money
> >>>>>>> >> > >> >
I'm an attorney, and I know the law.

This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with
their promises for fear of facing an multimillion dollar class action suit
similar to the one filed by Pepsico against General Electric not too long ago.
My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit
him for the Baylor/UT game she showed me her check. It was for the sum of
$4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid In Full". Like I said before, I know the law,
and this is for real. If you don't believe me you can email her at
jpiltman@baylor.edu.
She's eager to answer any questions you guys might have.
Moore, Dirk" wrote: If you don't do this, you must be really, really dumb.
> > When you forward this e-mail to friends, Intel can and will track it (if
> > you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period. For every
> > person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $203.15, for
> > every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay
> > you $156.29 and for every third person that receives it, you will be paid
> > $17.65
> > Within two weeks, Intel will contact you for your address and then
> > send you a check. I thought this was a scam myself,
> > but a friend of my good friend's Aunt Patricia, who works at Intel
> > actually got a check for $4,543.23 by forwarding this e-mail.
> > Try it, what have you got to lose????

bmack86
12-11-2007, 12:26 PM
Thread of the day.

bmack86
12-11-2007, 12:27 PM
When she walks away from you mad
[ Follow her ]

When she stare's at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she start's cursing at you
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]

When she ignore's you
[ Give her your attention ]

When she pull's away
[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared
[ Protect her ]

When she lay's her head on your shoulder
[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steal's your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]

When she tease's you
[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesnt answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is okay ]

When she look's at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When she say's that she like's you
[ she really does more than you could understand ]

When she grab's at your hands
[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bump's into you
[ bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tell's you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]

When she misses you
[ she's hurting inside ]

When you break her heart
[ the pain never really goes away ]

When she says its over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]

When she repost this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ]
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.♥

♥- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go♥

♥- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her♥

♥- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you♥

♥- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her♥

♥- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up♥

♥- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.♥

♥- Tease her and let her tease you back.♥

♥- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.♥

♥- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.♥

♥♥♥- Give her the world.♥♥♥

♥- Let her wear your clothes.♥

♥- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.♥

♥♥♥- Let her know she's important.♥♥♥

♥♥♥♥♥♥- Kiss her in the pouring rain.♥♥♥♥♥♥

♥♥♥- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;

"Who's ass am I kicking today baby?"



If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.♥♥♥

Kiss you.♥♥♥

Love you.♥♥♥

Text you.♥♥♥

Guys post as: "I'd do this for you"

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend"

bmack86
12-11-2007, 12:28 PM
What up? I found this website and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you... I dont know how it works but its really cool, its revealed a few people who have had crushes on me FOREVER, i called the person up and it was TRUE!! You gotta try it!

Click Here to Find Out

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 12:29 PM
What if shes only 10?

bmack86
12-11-2007, 12:29 PM
What if shes only 10?


When she pushes you or hit's you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]

thinnerair
12-11-2007, 12:33 PM
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g88/headclinic/MACYS.jpg

TomAz
12-11-2007, 12:34 PM
http://www.geobabble.org/~hnw/neon/withindomainrep2/withindomainrep2.neon0.clustdist2.huge.png

thinnerair
12-11-2007, 12:36 PM
Tom, I heard this is the thread you go to if you want to post obscenely large images. Is that true?>

miscorrections
12-11-2007, 12:40 PM
That's what I heard too, Nando.

http://www.nigerian419scams.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/dsc03005.JPG

thinnerair
12-11-2007, 12:41 PM
FUUUUUUUUCK!!!

TomAz
12-11-2007, 12:42 PM
http://www.turnerdrugs.com/usrimage/nf%20dong%20quai.jpg

J~$$$
12-11-2007, 12:44 PM
Dong quai is used primarily to treat menstrual complaints,

miscorrections
12-11-2007, 12:46 PM
http://www.micktravels.com/china/signs/12-funny-chinese-sign.jpg

TomAz
12-11-2007, 12:54 PM
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/those-supplies.jpg

miscorrections
12-11-2007, 12:59 PM
http://www.thomascrampton.com/wp-content/uploads/chineseinternet.png

ShyGuy75
12-11-2007, 01:10 PM
Looking for my childs father - w4m - 34

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: pers-504734921@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-12-10, 11:24AM CST


I lost contact and looking for my child's father for med info. His initials are C.C. African American male about 5'10"-6'0". May live or may have lived in the Brown Deer county area. Any info will be helpful.

thinnerair
12-11-2007, 01:46 PM
i can be very discreet but i will haunt your dreams!

Alchemy
12-11-2007, 03:52 PM
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gaypalmsprings
12-11-2007, 03:57 PM
Albert Desmond suffered from multiple personality disorder where, like Two-Face, one side was a harmless citizen, the other personality was a dark criminal. Utilizing his knowledge of chemistry, Desmond began his criminal debut under the guise of Mr. Element. After being sent to jail by Flash, Desmond somehow found the Philosopher's Stone, which has the ability to transmute one element to another. After using the Stone to escape, Desmond restarted his criminal career under the new moniker of Doctor Alchemy.

Bud Luster
12-11-2007, 03:59 PM
My rich uncle died and left my 75,000,000. I just need to pay some kinda $10,000 fee and its mine. Send me the 10 g's and I'll split the inheritance with you. k thnx bye.

thinnerair
12-11-2007, 03:59 PM
You guys are ruining christmas.

iv3rdawG
12-11-2007, 05:05 PM
If you get more than 30 I strongly recommend some counseling!

IF you get more than 20 you’re paranoid.

If you get 10-20 then u are normal.

If you get 10 or less you’re fearless.

People who don’t have any are full of shit!

I Fear…

[] the dark
[] staying single forever
[] being a parent
[] giving birth
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[] closed spaces
[]heights
[] black cats
[] dogs
[] birds
[] fish
[] spiders
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[] fire
[] deep water
[] lakes
[] silk
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[] mice/rats
[] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[] crossing hanging bridges
[] death
[] heaven
[] being robbed
[] falling
[] clowns
[] large crowds of people
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibilities
[] doctors, including dentists
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] incurable diseases
[] snakes
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] ghosts
[] poverty
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] becoming blind
[] becoming deaf
[] growing up
[] monsters under my bed (as in scary people)
[] creepy noises in the night
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] needles
[] blood
[] dinosaurs if they were alive
[] the welcome mat
[] high speeds
[] throwing up
[]falling in love

My Total:
POST IT WITH THE SUBJECT:
“I fear _ out of 70 common fears!

Courtney
01-14-2008, 08:38 AM
hello
Between You and Adem Bakıcı

Adem Bakıcı
Today at 4:47am
Report Message

hello,I'm adem twenty six yers old.I'am a techer.and I live in turkey I love people and nature So,I look for someone with me,will share very nice nature I like tolis tin music to drive a bike to imagine of condle light and to make sex what things do you to enjoy?

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-14-2008, 08:41 AM
14. damn i'm normal.

whynotsmile99
01-14-2008, 08:51 AM
i don't understand this thread at all

BoardsofCoachella
01-14-2008, 09:01 AM
I just got this one in my inbox at work...

You are in my 7 in 7 seconds. I am not
breaking this. No way! I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!! Just repeat this prayer
and see how God moves!!

"Lord, I love you and I need you, bless
me, my family, my home, and my friends, in your name. Amen."

Share this message with 7 people and
you
will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore; God
bless.

marooko
01-14-2008, 09:03 AM
im not afraid of odd numbers, i just dont like them. does that count?

Hannahrain
01-14-2008, 09:03 AM
Nine or ten. A few are iffy.

marooko
01-14-2008, 09:04 AM
I just got this one in my inbox at work...

You are in my 7 in 7 seconds. I am not
breaking this. No way! I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!! Just repeat this prayer
and see how God moves!!

"Lord, I love you and I need you, bless
me, my family, my home, and my friends, in your name. Amen."

Share this message with 7 people and
you
will receive a miracle tomorrow. I Hope that you don't ignore; God
bless.

You better do it before I strike you down.

God

Hannahrain
01-14-2008, 09:04 AM
Eleven if you add one that's not on there.

marooko
01-14-2008, 09:07 AM
Some of them are iffy for me also, I've never encountered them so I don't know if I'm rally afraid or not.

HowToDisappear
01-14-2008, 09:37 AM
Seven. But that doesn't make me fearless. I'm just not the hysterical/anxious type.

It would be eight if you addded sea cave/shipwreck diving. I'm really afraid of that.

jonnypark
01-14-2008, 09:46 AM
[] dinosaurs if they were alive


That would make my life.

Heresy
01-14-2008, 10:29 AM
9. Fearless....ahhh

TomAz
01-14-2008, 02:14 PM
that list is beyond stupid.

breakjaw
01-14-2008, 09:25 PM
Cantankerously Cool...

algunz
01-14-2008, 09:27 PM
sweet, hard candy

microlovebeat
01-14-2008, 09:33 PM
total HOTAY

Hannahrain
01-14-2008, 10:08 PM
Subtle. Very subtle. And classy, too.

Jenniehoo
01-15-2008, 09:23 AM
Convicted rapist.

Hannahrain
01-15-2008, 09:25 AM
Blabbermouthed victim with fingers where her toes should be and vice versa.

Jenniehoo
01-15-2008, 09:27 AM
Apparent psychic.

Jenniehoo
01-15-2008, 09:28 AM
Wait - would that make you a psychic? If you can see me right now, what does that make you?

Apparent stalker. That would have been funnier. Fuck me.

Hannahrain
01-15-2008, 09:28 AM
Are you typing with your hands or your feet right now?

Hannahrain
01-15-2008, 09:29 AM
Either one's remarkable as far as I'm concerned.

Jenniehoo
01-15-2008, 09:36 AM
asdflka wr0q211qr aSdmsmmac.

paulb
01-15-2008, 12:20 PM
lives in florida...i used to live in Florida.

TomAz
01-15-2008, 12:33 PM
used to live in florida

Jenniehoo
01-15-2008, 12:35 PM
Has grown on me. Like fungus.

Wheres the beef?
01-15-2008, 12:38 PM
Oh man I'm gonna be rich!!!


Mr Emory Barr
Abbey National PLC
Bromley Rd Branch
London
BW1 3AN

Dear Friend,


I am Mr.Emory Barr, Accounts Manager, of Abbey National PLC
Bromley Rd Branch. I have an important business proposition for you.

On December 12th, 2001, a German contractor with the British Pertroleum co-orporation, United Kingdom ,Mr. Olaf Partetzke made a numbered time (Fixed) Deposit for twelve calendar months, valued at US$ 17,350,000.00 (Seventeen Million Three Hundred Hundred and fifty Thousand Dollars only) in my branch.
Upon maturity,I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we sent a reminder and finally we discovered from his contract employers, the British Pertroleum co-orporation that Mr.Olaf Partetzke died from an Automobile accident further investigation,
I found out that he died without making a WILL,and all attempts to trace his next of kin was fruitless.

I therefore made further investigation and discovered that Mr. Olaf Partetzke did not declare any kin or relations in
all his official documents, including his Bank Deposit paperwork in my Bank. This sum of US$ 17,350,000.00 is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. No one will ever come forward to claim it. According to inheritance Laws of the United Kingdom, at the expiration of 5 (five) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Local Government Authorities here in Wales, United Kingdom, if nobody applies to claim the fund.

Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the next of kin to Mr. Olaf Partetzke
so that the fruits of this old man's labor will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials.This is simple, I will like you to provide immediately your full names and address so that the attorney will prepare the necessary documents and affidavits that will put you in place as the next of kin. We shall employ the services of an attorney for drafting and notarization of the WILL and to obtain the necessary documents and letter of probate/administration in your favor for the transfer. The money will be paid into your account for us to share in the ratio of 60% for me and 35% for you and 5% for Expenses Incurred in the course of the transaction .

There is no risk at all as all the paperwork for this transaction will be done by the attorney and with my position as the Manager with my bank will guarantees the successful execution of this transaction. If you are interested, please reply immediately to my private email
box : emory400@xasamail.com

Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details and relevant documents that will help you understand the transaction. You should observe utmost confidentiality, and rest assured that this transaction would be most profitable for both of us because I shall require your assistance to invest my share in your country.

Awaiting your urgent reply.

Thanks and regards.


Emory Barr


Hahahaha I can't believe people fall for this crap.

full on idle
01-15-2008, 12:38 PM
Has grown on me. Like fungus.

is too high to get over

yet

too low to get under

amyzzz
01-15-2008, 12:41 PM
looks kinda like Cate Blanchett.

kitt kat
01-15-2008, 01:41 PM
hey! a girl!

J~$$$
01-15-2008, 01:44 PM
tastic.

miscorrections
01-15-2008, 01:46 PM
*giggles*

kitt kat
01-15-2008, 03:05 PM
IGNORED!!

lolz

thelastgreatman
01-15-2008, 03:15 PM
Won't stop IMing me even though I clearly don't want to talk to her.

amyzzz
01-15-2008, 03:16 PM
jobless, drugful.

Hannahrain
01-15-2008, 03:26 PM
Not very creative when it comes to telling us about the poster above her.

kitt kat
01-15-2008, 03:38 PM
Bitter!

ShyGuy75
01-15-2008, 03:39 PM
Once slapped someone for eating a Baby Ruth in front of her

kitt kat
01-15-2008, 03:42 PM
annoying signature! (in a nostalgic way)

amyzzz
01-15-2008, 03:48 PM
perky.

thelastgreatman
01-15-2008, 03:51 PM
Duller than death itself

thelastgreatman
01-15-2008, 03:51 PM
Dammit. Refer that one to Amy.

HANNAH YOU FUCKED IT UP

amyzzz
01-15-2008, 03:51 PM
delete.

Cpt. Funkaho
01-15-2008, 03:53 PM
Takes pleasure in torturing board regulars with half-truths about her sexual exploits.

Hannahrain
01-15-2008, 03:54 PM
Won't quit blubbering.

MarkO
01-15-2008, 03:54 PM
Thinks I'm boring.

kreutz2112
01-15-2008, 03:56 PM
in denial.

amyzzz
01-15-2008, 03:56 PM
this thread sucks.

amyzzz
01-15-2008, 03:56 PM
fuck y'all.

kreutz2112
01-15-2008, 03:57 PM
ruins threads.

amyzzz
01-15-2008, 03:57 PM
at least I tried being complimentary to people. (except randy, he deserves it)

amyzzz
01-15-2008, 03:57 PM
made me chuckle.

kreutz2112
01-15-2008, 03:58 PM
does not redeem herself.

amyzzz
01-15-2008, 03:58 PM
will never, ever stop, especially when on caffeine.

Cpt. Funkaho
01-15-2008, 04:01 PM
can't talk to people who don't like Portishead.

Hannahrain
01-15-2008, 04:14 PM
The last poster in a string of people who can't capitalize.

Cpt. Funkaho
01-15-2008, 04:20 PM
The last poster in a string of people who can't capitalize.

MIGHT BE TAKING CAPITALIZATION TOO SERIOUSLY

Cpt. Funkaho
01-15-2008, 04:27 PM
Doesn't want Prince as a headliner.

Hannahrain
01-15-2008, 04:39 PM
Compensating for something with his gigantic tusks?

alpharuin
01-15-2008, 04:43 PM
Loves Radiohead and is depressed all the time.

kreutz2112
01-15-2008, 04:43 PM
is one of the many people on this board with no context at all.

algunz
01-15-2008, 04:45 PM
likes Obama?

kreutz2112
01-15-2008, 04:45 PM
has context.

edit: at least I think she does...

Hannahrain
01-15-2008, 04:50 PM
Looking to the wrong people for context.

Hannahrain
01-15-2008, 04:53 PM
Likes this thread for no reason and doesn't really care about Radiohead.

gaypalmsprings
01-15-2008, 04:59 PM
hannah, you posted about yourself

gaypalmsprings
01-15-2008, 04:59 PM
way gay, almost as gay as Tessa

Hannahrain
01-15-2008, 04:59 PM
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2129/2196598044_02b1bc2221.jpg


Also, has fucking perfect timing.

algunz
01-15-2008, 05:00 PM
cares about Hannah's well-being

edit: this was supposed to be for GPS, but I guess it still works

anti-square
01-15-2008, 05:00 PM
not gayer than tessa, but still pretty gay

anti-square
01-15-2008, 05:01 PM
slow

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 03:46 AM
Has a theme for avatar and screenname and is therefore more put together than most of us.

This might be my favorite thread on the board right now. Because I'm an asshole.

Cpt. Funkaho
01-17-2008, 03:51 AM
Needs to be a more regular regular, because the board needs her.

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 03:59 AM
Is from....Alaska? Is that true? Good Lord.

Is the only person I know or know of that's potentially in Alaska.

Cpt. Funkaho
01-17-2008, 04:11 AM
Is from....Alaska? Is that true? Good Lord.

Is the only person I know or know of that's potentially in Alaska.

Is a little bit of a doubting Thomas this morning.

Yes, it's true. It's just after 4 AM here and I'm going to bed. What people don't realize about Alaska is that 20 hours of darkness is just as destabilizing to the body's internal clock (mine, at least) as 20 hours of sunlight in the summer.

I should be thankful, though. It was 40 below two days ago, and now it's back above zero.

A webcam of the town where I live (http://arcticcam.com/cam/) (I live about 15 miles out of town).

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 07:01 AM
Really does live in Alaska.

Hannahrain
01-17-2008, 07:02 AM
Felonious Michael Jackson impersonator.

thefunkylama
01-17-2008, 07:08 AM
Pretends to live in make-believe places like Shangri-La

Hannahrain
01-17-2008, 07:14 AM
Can do better than that.

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 07:15 AM
Has thought about pushing old people, just to watch them fall.

Hannahrain
01-17-2008, 07:18 AM
Has acted on it.

thefunkylama
01-17-2008, 07:20 AM
Is not amused.

J~$$$
01-17-2008, 07:20 AM
I just found out that should you ever be forced to withdraw monies from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse. The machine will still give you the monies you requested, but unkown to the robber, etc, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you. The broadcast stated that this method of calling the police is very seldom used because people don't know it exists. It might mean the difference between life & death. Hopefully, none of you will have to use this, but I wanted to pass it along just in case you hadn't heard of it. Please pass it along to everyone possible.

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 07:20 AM
Has multiple lawsuits against her from angry old people. Some of whom are her relatives...some of whom used to walk 2 miles uphill in the snow to school. All of whom have broken hips.

Dammit - let me change it now:

Is not amused but should be very tickled by old people falling down!

amyzzz
01-17-2008, 07:21 AM
link?

J~$$$
01-17-2008, 07:22 AM
EDIT: sometimes cant tell a joke.

amyzzz
01-17-2008, 07:23 AM
Insults people to feel better about himself.

thefunkylama
01-17-2008, 07:24 AM
Just made me want to punch small animals

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 07:25 AM
Needs to send me fucking pie.

thefunkylama
01-17-2008, 07:25 AM
Is in clear need of pie.

J~$$$
01-17-2008, 07:25 AM
Insults people to feel better about himself.

twas mean I edittttteeedddd for tu.

amyzzz
01-17-2008, 07:27 AM
sometimes redeems himself.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-17-2008, 07:27 AM
look at sig!

ShyGuy75
01-17-2008, 07:30 AM
needs a bib

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-17-2008, 07:37 AM
has a obsession with fruit

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 07:43 AM
Is potentially a midget with freakishly small hands.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-17-2008, 07:45 AM
needs to teach me chinese...NI hao ma?

amyzzz
01-17-2008, 07:46 AM
seems too nice. I hope you're really that nice!

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-17-2008, 07:52 AM
has a obsession with radiohead that matches mine


and I try to be! :)

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-17-2008, 07:54 AM
almost lost his job, but he didn't cause he kicks ass

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-17-2008, 07:57 AM
has a wicked looking avatar...

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 07:59 AM
Doesn't understand yet that I lie to be funny.

Hannahrain
01-17-2008, 08:00 AM
Lies to be funny.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-17-2008, 08:00 AM
doesn't really like to insult that much

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-17-2008, 08:02 AM
Was to late to post for Jenniehoo

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 08:04 AM
Is staying here. Is finishing his coffee.

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-17-2008, 08:05 AM
Obviously likes Mr. Potter

thefunkylama
01-17-2008, 08:26 AM
Obviously likes The Dude.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-17-2008, 08:48 AM
must like Oklahoma

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 08:49 AM
Eats babies.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-17-2008, 08:52 AM
Eats kittens

ruetheday
01-17-2008, 08:53 AM
Harry Potter.

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-17-2008, 08:53 AM
Likes baby back ribs

ruetheday
01-17-2008, 08:55 AM
<img src=http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/swift_modest_proposal.jpg>

MassiveChemicalPunk
01-17-2008, 08:56 AM
http://www.digitallard.com/images/cd%20review/content759/rtdalbumbig.gif

ruetheday
01-17-2008, 09:01 AM
http://www.digitallard.com/images/cd%20review/content759/rtdalbumbig.gif

???

BROKENDOLL
01-17-2008, 09:07 AM
Can dish it out but can't figure how to take it.

BROKENDOLL
01-17-2008, 09:08 AM
Is preparing for a "gangbang" as she types...

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-17-2008, 09:09 AM
is really hated on the board for reasons I don't know why....

weltschmerz
01-17-2008, 09:10 AM
To the poster above the poster above me: I lost my breakfast. Thank you for that disgusting image.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-17-2008, 09:11 AM
loses their breakfast to the thought of brokendoll gangbangs...

BROKENDOLL
01-17-2008, 09:12 AM
Obviously hasn't been around the board enough to know the meaning of message board gang bang.

J~$$$
01-17-2008, 09:13 AM
PLZ everyone put on ingnore.

BROKENDOLL
01-17-2008, 09:13 AM
Obviously isn't as quick with the fingers as some of the kids here.

BROKENDOLL
01-17-2008, 09:14 AM
J~$$$ tries to ignore but just can't help himself.

ruetheday
01-17-2008, 09:14 AM
Can dish it out but can't figure how to take it.

yeah, that's me.....

J~$$$
01-17-2008, 09:16 AM
This photo was taken in a hospital after the patient in the bed was in an accident where he was responsible for a young woman's death.

It is said that when you receive this image and do not send it to at east five people, the woman will look for you during the night to collect your soul.

A couple in a western suburb area of Sydney received the message and deleted the picture without sending it to at least five people. This couple was murdered by their 15 year old neighbor who claims to have been possessed by the woman. A 28 year old woman in Whittlesay Road, Cambridgeshire, England, was run down by a car driven by another female that fit the description of the woman in the photograph, the police investigation revealed that the murdered lady had received this picture only 4 hours before her untimely death and did not pass it on to at least 5 people.

BROKENDOLL
01-17-2008, 09:19 AM
Is better at posting photos that make up for words and gets to the point.

Melanie.Dawn
01-17-2008, 09:19 AM
I thought J~$$$ was a girl for a really long time, because his screen name looks suspisiously like someone trying to spell 'JESS' cleverly. Since figuring out J~$$$ is a guy, I can't help but wonder why he would pick such a feminine screen name, almost every time I see it.

no offence.
Sometimes I like your posts.

Melanie.Dawn
01-17-2008, 09:20 AM
Damn, BD... now really you're above. I ruined the game

BROKENDOLL
01-17-2008, 09:21 AM
Just say beautiful, nice, and complimentary things and you'll be forgiven.

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 09:23 AM
http://www.dailyhaha.com/_pics/doing_it_wrong_cats.jpg

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 09:24 AM
I thought J~$$$ was a girl for a really long time, because his screen name looks suspisiously like someone trying to spell 'JESS' cleverly. Since figuring out J~$$$ is a guy, I can't help but wonder why he would pick such a feminine screen name, almost every time I see it.

no offence.
Sometimes I like your posts.

J MONEY, BABY

J~$$$
01-17-2008, 09:24 AM
I thought J~$$$ was a girl for a really long time, because his screen name looks suspisiously like someone trying to spell 'JESS' cleverly. Since figuring out J~$$$ is a guy, I can't help but wonder why he would pick such a feminine screen name, almost every time I see it.

no offence.
Sometimes I like your posts.

Jessie is an ambiguous dudebrahs name.

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 09:26 AM
Was my favorite yesterday, but needs to work harder today.

J~$$$
01-17-2008, 09:26 AM
is gay.

J~$$$
01-17-2008, 09:27 AM
not ur godamn monkey

thelastgreatman
01-17-2008, 09:27 AM
Comes close to Prince in his penchant for symbol-based naming.

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 09:28 AM
DANCE, MONKEY! BE FUNNY!

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-17-2008, 09:28 AM
likes monkeys to dance

thelastgreatman
01-17-2008, 09:30 AM
Made the least constructive post in this whole thread.

thelastgreatman
01-17-2008, 09:30 AM
Recommends Jennie listen to "Dance Monkey" by Sage Francis immediately.

amyzzz
01-17-2008, 09:31 AM
actually made a concise statement. bravo!

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-17-2008, 09:32 AM
Ah! Amy you beat me to it...

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-17-2008, 09:34 AM
is waiting for the line up to be release because Randy is really going to owe us all a hand job when Led Zeppelin isn't there

BROKENDOLL
01-17-2008, 09:37 AM
Apparently needs a handjob.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
01-17-2008, 09:38 AM
Loves to give hand jobs

BROKENDOLL
01-17-2008, 09:42 AM
Doesn't know me well enough to get one.

ShyGuy75
01-17-2008, 09:42 AM
Has "daddy" issues

thelastgreatman
01-17-2008, 09:43 AM
Has issues with me calling him daddy during coitus.

BROKENDOLL
01-17-2008, 09:43 AM
Has issues with older and wiser woman. Ooops! How 'bout any woman?

ShyGuy75
01-17-2008, 09:44 AM
is a pro at soiling diapers and threads

J~$$$
01-17-2008, 09:46 AM
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q170/Uniclops/4chan/fire.jpg

I hate this thread.

thelastgreatman
01-17-2008, 09:46 AM
Finds Brokendoll's crush on me as creepy as I do, I hope.

PassiveTheory
01-17-2008, 09:48 AM
Is Randy.

Jenniehoo
01-17-2008, 09:50 AM
This is spiraling into ellohell.

PassiveTheory
01-17-2008, 09:52 AM
Is someone nice.