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prettydirtything
12-09-2007, 10:56 PM
i am unsure of how to prevent this from descending into either vulgarity or fraud, but... why not.

here is the inspiration:
"YANKEE's Swopper's Column first appeared in the magazine in 1935 and remains today as a feature on our Web site (http://www.yankeemagazine.com/swops/index.php)"


I will swop:
Oasis singles; I now have the japanese-only box that includes all 25, leaving me with about 23 expendable ones... "Whatever", unopened Japanese edition of "Dont Go Away" with 5 b-sides... and lots more. Most are either british imports or US editions released under the Big Brother Label.

Bob Dylan: Dont Look Back (not the new special edition) DVD, The Who: Live in Boston DVD, Pearl Jam: Touring Band 2002 DVD, Led Zeppelin: Song Remains... (not the new special edition)

I want:
Hail to the Thief special edition; I gave mine away trying to get under this girls skirt (fail) and would like to replace it.
Dirty Pretty Things: Puffing on a Coffin Nail DVD (non-US region ok)
Amnesiac Special edition....
Slim fit, extra large, rock and roll tshirts...
...or.. what have you???

anti-square
12-09-2007, 11:02 PM
:nono

Wheres the beef?
12-09-2007, 11:03 PM
:nono :nono

prettydirtything
12-09-2007, 11:17 PM
":nono :nono"
ah well..
I cant wear frownie faces or listen to them either.

seems Stefinitely Maybe has a much better pile of disposables and I am a little late to the garage sale punch. (http://www.coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10530&highlight=garage+sale)

bug on your lip
12-10-2007, 07:56 AM
http://www.animationplayhouse.com/aaostrich.gif

TomAz
12-10-2007, 08:05 AM
I don't have a problem with this thread.

BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE MY NEW SPRINGSTEEN SHIRT AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

thelastgreatman
12-10-2007, 08:46 AM
The fuck is a swop?

bug on your lip
12-10-2007, 08:56 AM
The fuck is a swop?


a frothy Italian

TomAz
12-10-2007, 08:59 AM
did you hear about the italian snow tire?

thelastgreatman
12-10-2007, 08:59 AM
Nice. Very nice, Mr. Bug.

TomAz
12-10-2007, 09:01 AM
dago through ice, and dago through snow, but when dago flat, dago wop wop wop.

thelastgreatman
12-10-2007, 09:04 AM
I'm gonna have to remember that one for when I go back to Jersey.

TomAz
12-10-2007, 09:18 AM
how come Italians don't like Jehovah's Witnesses?

thelastgreatman
12-10-2007, 09:41 AM
... how come indeed.

TomAz
12-10-2007, 10:06 AM
Italians don't like any witnesses.

marooko
12-10-2007, 10:09 AM
keep em' coming Tom.

TomAz
12-10-2007, 10:16 AM
what's the difference between an elephant and an Italian mother?

gunfoo
12-10-2007, 12:29 PM
ohhhh!

canexplain
12-10-2007, 12:29 PM
what's the difference between an elephant and an Italian mother?

we are waiting tomaz...

canexplain
12-10-2007, 12:30 PM
oh and i have mixed emotions (emo!!!) about this thread ... where better or where worse to sell cool r and r stuff .. canx**

TomAz
12-10-2007, 12:32 PM
50 pounds and a black dress.

canexplain
12-10-2007, 12:33 PM
50 pounds and a black dress.

now dude, i really like ya, but that was lame lol .... canx**

thinnerair
12-10-2007, 12:40 PM
Not trying to steal Tom's kool-aid, so I ll mix up the races.


What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

thinnerair
12-10-2007, 12:43 PM
Roberto

TomAz
12-10-2007, 12:56 PM
what do you call 300 white guys chasing a black guy?

PotVsKtl
12-10-2007, 12:58 PM
A marathon?

TomAz
12-10-2007, 12:59 PM
the PGA tour

thinnerair
12-10-2007, 01:00 PM
the PGA tour

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 20 black guys?

PotVsKtl
12-10-2007, 01:01 PM
Larry Craig?

thinnerair
12-10-2007, 01:02 PM
fucked.

thelastgreatman
12-10-2007, 01:04 PM
Not a basketball coach?

thinnerair
12-10-2007, 01:08 PM
Not a basketball coach?

nobody likes a racist.