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KooKoo Banana Funtime
12-07-2007, 03:02 PM
"If you were a fruit you would be airborne right now"

kreutz2112
12-07-2007, 03:02 PM
...

TomAz
12-07-2007, 03:02 PM
botched turducken

ThomThom
12-07-2007, 03:06 PM
Pot mentioned something about skull fucking me once that I can't quite put my finger on...

Mr.Nipples
12-07-2007, 03:07 PM
fuck you

full on idle
12-07-2007, 03:08 PM
May your jetski pierce the waves with alacrity for all your days.
.. .

ThomThom
12-07-2007, 03:08 PM
die cunt

schoolofruckus
12-07-2007, 03:14 PM
My first Pot interraction was him calling me "Teen Beat".

PotVsKtl
12-07-2007, 03:21 PM
I wish the whole old board were archived. I'm a funny motherfucker.

clarky123
12-07-2007, 03:23 PM
Something about "Ducking my head in cider till I drowned!" kinda did it for me.

Benis23
12-07-2007, 03:28 PM
I thought this was pretty funny:
"Look at this dude cry like a bitch. I think I'll make a movie about it."

miscorrections
12-07-2007, 03:31 PM
WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY A PIE?

>>>

psychic friend
12-07-2007, 03:41 PM
die cunt

good one

marooko
12-07-2007, 04:15 PM
fuck you

this is also my favorite one. someone has something he said sigged also, but i cant think of it right now. im just thinking of the traffic im gonna hit on my way to Pala. fuck that.

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 04:17 PM
All references to fecal cancer.

keriann
12-07-2007, 04:18 PM
Particularly of the face.

kreutz2112
12-07-2007, 04:20 PM
this is also my favorite one. someone has something he said sigged also, but i cant think of it right now. im just thinking of the traffic im gonna hit on my way to Pala. fuck that.

I have pot sigged...this is probably what you are talking about.

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 04:25 PM
Listen you floppy bint, you don't get to puff up all indignant when you get called on your vapid bullshit.
...

schoolofruckus
12-07-2007, 04:29 PM
This forced me to read up on what the fuck a shillelagh is.


That's straight up treacherous. You're a foul lump on a splintered shillelagh.

This is the most concise, on-the-money summation of the career of any musician in the history of musician summations:


I have it on good authority Ransom 1 plays in the waiting rooms of both heaven and hell.

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 04:31 PM
I have used google on more than one occasion when figuring out a pot post.

Ardentbiscuit
12-07-2007, 06:51 PM
Weirdest pot quotes..

A guy in the line at the Echoplex was telling me about the secret burrito near Silverlake. He also mentioned he had been toking out.

My neighbor was lighting up and said this real gem, "Can you imagine the person who thought of animation, like a guy just sat there and said what if this sign grew legs and started running or this rabbit started talking, whoa!"

Of course the greatest quote ever came from my roommate in college which was, "How come in Scooby Doo they are always trying to prove nothing supernatural is happening but they never question the fact that Scooby Doo talks.."

I have a million of them...

miscorrections
12-07-2007, 06:55 PM
ONmhQJy1ViA

gaypalmsprings
12-07-2007, 07:05 PM
taz me bro

comiddle
12-07-2007, 08:01 PM
Weirdest pot quotes..

A guy in the line at the Echoplex was telling me about the secret burrito near Silverlake. He also mentioned he had been toking out.

My neighbor was lighting up and said this real gem, "Can you imagine the person who thought of animation, like a guy just sat there and said what if this sign grew legs and started running or this rabbit started talking, whoa!"

Of course the greatest quote ever came from my roommate in college which was, "How come in Scooby Doo they are always trying to prove nothing supernatural is happening but they never question the fact that Scooby Doo talks.."

I have a million of them...


He doesn't get it.

comiddle
12-07-2007, 08:03 PM
Wait... maybe I don't get it. Fuck. Maybe we all don't get it.

JeanClaudeGodFuckingDamn
12-07-2007, 08:05 PM
Weirdest pot quotes..

A guy in the line at the Echoplex was telling me about the secret burrito near Silverlake. He also mentioned he had been toking out.

My neighbor was lighting up and said this real gem, "Can you imagine the person who thought of animation, like a guy just sat there and said what if this sign grew legs and started running or this rabbit started talking, whoa!"

Of course the greatest quote ever came from my roommate in college which was, "How come in Scooby Doo they are always trying to prove nothing supernatural is happening but they never question the fact that Scooby Doo talks.."

I have a million of them...

hell yeah bro! smokin' marijuana is fuckin awesome!

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 08:10 PM
ONmhQJy1ViA

Every fucking time, I swear. EVERY TIME. I laugh.

bmack86
12-07-2007, 10:45 PM
If Pot has made one contribution to the board, it's that cat. That animal has brought me more happiness than anything else in the world.

bmack86
12-07-2007, 10:46 PM
I just watched it again and i'm dying.

Cpt. Funkaho
12-07-2007, 11:19 PM
Why I eyes ya

kreutz2112
12-08-2007, 07:39 AM
hell yeah bro! smokin' marijuana is fuckin awesome!

i loled at the user name here.

Yablonowitz
12-08-2007, 07:52 AM
ONmhQJy1ViA

After that played, it showed a link to this one which is awwwwsoooadorable! Just like Pot, actually.


z3U0udLH974

Ardentbiscuit
12-08-2007, 09:20 AM
I definitely don't get it...

What's the point?

thefunkylama
12-08-2007, 10:07 AM
1JynBEX_kg8

full on idle
12-08-2007, 10:10 AM
hahahahaha

bmack86
12-08-2007, 06:35 PM
Good one Alma