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amyzzz
12-07-2007, 11:59 AM
Other than Pot. You be the judge. YOU CAN VOTE MORE THAN ONE OPTION.

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 12:00 PM
Ragingdave used to be fun.

Somewhat Damaged
12-07-2007, 12:00 PM
Probably Randy, but he's funny and I find it hard to take offense to anything he writes 'cause it seems obvious he's just trying to wind people up.

wmgaretjax
12-07-2007, 12:02 PM
I'll vote for FOI. just because I think she's the best at it.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 12:02 PM
oh shit. forgot ragingdave.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 12:02 PM
Also, don't vote for PF or she'll delete this.

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 12:03 PM
You know what Amyzzz fuck you for including me in this. I bet your breath smells.

full on idle
12-07-2007, 12:04 PM
Wmgaretx, you've warmed my heart.

Amy, let the record show Exhibit A re: asking for it.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 12:05 PM
I'm trying to give you all bragging rights. I thought you enjoyed being the best at insults. Some of them are hilarious.

I'm being totally serious.

ThomThom
12-07-2007, 12:07 PM
PotVsKtl

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 12:07 PM
BOOOOOOOOOoooo!

schoolofruckus
12-07-2007, 12:09 PM
Pot should be on this list, absolutely.

Also - the fuck, Amy? Is this "what have you done for me lately"? I've provoked more tears than any of these clowns.

In the end, I'm going with Jack because he's the only one who means all the stuff he says.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 12:09 PM
damnit. I have lousy memory. ugh. Just put Pot in with fullonidle. I figure they're the same person.

full on idle
12-07-2007, 12:11 PM
Pot is the best at hilarious and nonsensical insults.

Jack is the best fighter.

Rue's irrelevant at this point.

Ragingdave is the most racist/offensive but clever.

Wang tries too hard and just ends up sounding like a sexist weasel.

Yablo is a fucking care bear.

J Money gets snaps for youtubes.

wmgaretjax
12-07-2007, 12:12 PM
Wmgaretx, you've warmed my heart.


thank god.

TomAz
12-07-2007, 12:13 PM
is this who is the cruelest/harshest to you, amy? or the cruelest overall? cuz I have different answers depending on how I'm supposed to interpret the question.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 12:14 PM
Also - the fuck, Amy? Is this "what have you done for me lately"? I've provoked more tears than any of these clowns.

I considered it, but you've been way too nice lately. Thank God.

full on idle
12-07-2007, 12:14 PM
damnit. I have lousy memory. ugh. Just put Pot in with fullonidle. I figure they're the same person.

I thank you, and he's going to kill you.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 12:16 PM
Oh dang. PF is now ragingdave.

wmgaretjax
12-07-2007, 12:16 PM
if pot turned out to be FOI... whoa. that would fuck with my head. it's like finding out god and devil are one and the same (i'll leave it to you to match the personas).

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-07-2007, 12:17 PM
Probably Randy, but he's funny and I find it hard to take offense to anything he writes 'cause it seems obvious he's just trying to wind people up.

Thats why I voted for him :)

Ill_Eagle
12-07-2007, 12:20 PM
Lol PF voted for J$. That tickles my gooch.

TomAz
12-07-2007, 12:20 PM
Pot is the best at hilarious and nonsensical insults.

Jack is the best fighter.

Rue's irrelevant at this point.

Ragingdave is the most racist/offensive but clever.

Wang tries too hard and just ends up sounding like a sexist weasel.

Yablo is a fucking care bear.

J Money gets snaps for youtubes.

this is pretty much exactly correct. especially if by "best fighter" you mean "most stubborn".

kitt kat
12-07-2007, 12:20 PM
randy
meanie :(

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-07-2007, 12:21 PM
randy
meanie :(

But it is all in good fun, no?

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 12:23 PM
FYI, this poll is multiple choice as in you can choose MORE than one.

kitt kat
12-07-2007, 12:23 PM
others, yes
randy no

also neutral milk hotel is a whiny bitch about everything i say/do/post

luckyface
12-07-2007, 12:24 PM
It seems like many just try to come across as dicks and try to be deliberately mean. I think LGM/RSW/LOLZ actually means it, so he gets my vote.

wmgaretjax
12-07-2007, 12:25 PM
i can't take randy's insults seriously.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-07-2007, 12:26 PM
FYI, this poll is multiple choice as in you can choose MORE than one.

I didn't realize that until after I hit vote :(

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 12:28 PM
sorry about that. :/

invisiblerobots
12-07-2007, 12:30 PM
post-er?

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 12:30 PM
Not including Pot makes this poll irrelevant.

TeamCoachellaHellYeah
12-07-2007, 12:31 PM
Randy is really in the lead with this one....

Mr.Nipples
12-07-2007, 12:32 PM
pot...

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 12:33 PM
Also, J$...wtf? You cunt.

thelastgreatman
12-07-2007, 12:40 PM
Yeah, this thread is bullshit without Pot. I can't even feel good about my throne.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 12:41 PM
yah, I fucked up. He's on permanent ignore for me, so I forgot.

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 12:52 PM
Also, J$...wtf? You cunt.

33.

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 12:52 PM
yah, I fucked up. He's on permanent ignore for me, so I forgot.

Therein lies the error of the procedure. You should have started with your ignore list when compiling this.

bballarl
12-07-2007, 12:53 PM
This poll is stupid.

canexplain
12-07-2007, 12:56 PM
i cant answer because no matter how cruel or harsh (well usually) i know it is not meant to be mean, and they just make me laugh when i read them ... sure rsw comes close, but even he cracks me up ..... so a wimpy no vote from cr****

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 12:57 PM
I like how Andrew is trying to step up his snideness. It's like Scrappy Doo when he'd raise up his dukes to go fight some big monster.

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 12:57 PM
33.

Oh, so it's cruel and mean to point out reality? Fucker.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 12:58 PM
I guess this should be who is 2nd cruelest, harshest. Sorry for offending Andrew. I could do a nicest poll--Andrew would be up there with John and Erik and Courtney.

bballarl
12-07-2007, 12:59 PM
I like how Andrew is trying to step up his snideness. It's like Scrappy Doo when he'd raise up his dukes to go fight some big monster.

http://www.yomomma.com/Writings/cantidoon/scrappy.jpg

Also, I'm not offended. I just don't see what this is accomplishing.

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 12:59 PM
Hey vagmethface I just wanted to vote for you. How about that?

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 12:59 PM
I guess this should be who is 2nd cruelest, harshest. Sorry for offending Andrew. I could do a nicest poll--Andrew would be up there with John and Erik and Courtney.

Ha-ha, Andrew. zzz thinks you're nice.


F A I L

bballarl
12-07-2007, 01:00 PM
I use to think you were nice before the Rohypnol incident at the preparty last year.

thelastgreatman
12-07-2007, 01:01 PM
Yay to Andrew for knowing how to spell Rohypnol.

TomAz
12-07-2007, 01:01 PM
I guess this should be who is 2nd cruelest, harshest. Sorry for offending Andrew. I could do a nicest poll--Andrew would be up there with John and Erik and Courtney.

It sucks being mediocre.

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 01:02 PM
I use to think you were nice before the Rohypnol incident at the preparty last year.

Did you like it when you woke up with your head shaved? I borrowed that from Veronica Mars.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 01:04 PM
It sucks being mediocre.
You're cruel and nice at the same time though, Tom. Don't you see? You're in a poll unto yourself.

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 01:07 PM
Post-its with pockets are the hotness for 08.

bballarl
12-07-2007, 01:09 PM
Did you like it when you woke up with your head shaved? I borrowed that from Veronica Mars.

I liked how you shaved "Yablo" into the back of my head. I could have done without the rest.

thelastgreatman
12-07-2007, 01:15 PM
None of the old guard voted for me and those are the only votes that particularly count. It's easy to hurt the feelings of retards and little girls. Doesn't mean it's not fun, too, it's just not an accomplishment.

Also, I'm not sure between me and Pot who posts more mean shit or meaner mean shit as he does a good job of only posting such comments when he's been inspired to say something funny and precise. Thus he ends up with a much higher incidence of enjoyable meanness. Either way, most of the time I'd rather see him smack somebody than do it myself--he has a weird talent for ending topics of discussion in two or less comments.

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 01:19 PM
hahahaha I <3 Randy so much today.

The internet hurt my feelings.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 01:19 PM
Randy, You use smilies every once in a while. That could be your downfall. Every time I see a =), I'm like "aww, he's not that bad a guy!"

thelastgreatman
12-07-2007, 01:20 PM
See, that's your mistake. You need to be thinking The Joker when you see that.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 01:22 PM
Then you need a mini

http://adiamondinsunlight.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/464px-joker-ritz.jpg

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 01:22 PM
None of the old guard voted for me and those are the only votes that particularly count. It's easy to hurt the feelings of retards and little girls. Doesn't mean it's not fun, too, it's just not an accomplishment.

Also, I'm not sure between me and Pot who posts more mean shit or meaner mean shit as he does a good job of only posting such comments when he's been inspired to say something funny and precise. Thus he ends up with a much higher incidence of enjoyable meanness. Either way, most of the time I'd rather see him smack somebody than do it myself--he has a weird talent for ending topics of discussion in two or less comments.

Economical, creative, humorous and deadly.

canexplain
12-07-2007, 01:26 PM
I guess this should be who is 2nd cruelest, harshest. Sorry for offending Andrew. I could do a nicest poll--Andrew would be up there with John and Erik and Courtney.

you should do that , i am guessing i would vote for courtney too .... cr****

thelastgreatman
12-07-2007, 01:27 PM
Economical, creative, humorous and deadly.

Pretty much. Like if you had to hire someone to be mean to people on your behalf, I'd say go with Pot. If you choose me they have an annoying tendency to keep fighting back, which is fine if you just want to watch, but more likely you just want to see them be hit with a cutting remark, try for a second to puff themselves up to respond, but realize as the remark is soaking in that this mean person was completely right. Then shut their mouths, hang their heads, and have to immediately go home and think about their lives while crying and hugging themselves to try to escape the cold feeling sinking through their bones. For that, go with my competition.

TomAz
12-07-2007, 01:28 PM
economical, randy.

full on idle
12-07-2007, 01:33 PM
Wang and Pot are not competitors. Wang is not in Pot's division. Pot is Ohio State and Wang is Cuyahoga Valley Community College.

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 01:37 PM
This is true. Randy makes me giggle. Pot has had me stand up on my chair and scream "OH SHIT!!!! BURN!!" before

miscorrections
12-07-2007, 01:40 PM
Randy's a peon next to Pot.

PotVsKtl
12-07-2007, 01:43 PM
I'm smelting an onyx tipped battering ram from my ruined trophies.

TomAz
12-07-2007, 01:44 PM
Wang and Pot are not competitors. Wang is not in Pot's division. Pot is Ohio State and Wang is Cuyahoga Valley Community College.

so, does that mean they're playing each other next year?

KooKoo Banana Funtime
12-07-2007, 01:46 PM
Wang and Pot are not competitors. Wang is not in Pot's division. Pot is Ohio State and Wang is Cuyahoga Valley Community College.

i think you mean Pot is Cuyahoga Valley ... cuz yer praisin Pot right !??!?
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PotVsKtl
12-07-2007, 01:47 PM
so, does that mean they're playing each other next year?

I've been playing Randy for a year.

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 01:51 PM
Pretty much. Like if you had to hire someone to be mean to people on your behalf, I'd say go with Pot. If you choose me they have an annoying tendency to keep fighting back, which is fine if you just want to watch, but more likely you just want to see them be hit with a cutting remark, try for a second to puff themselves up to respond, but realize as the remark is soaking in that this mean person was completely right. Then shut their mouths, hang their heads, and have to immediately go home and think about their lives while crying and hugging themselves to try to escape the cold feeling sinking through their bones. For that, go with my competition.

You and nothingman have so much in common. Why use three words when you can use 58?

downingthief
12-07-2007, 01:58 PM
I concur with most on this...It's Pot. End of story. Pot's made me spit coffee on my keyboard at work from laughing so hard. That's enough for me.

kreutz2112
12-07-2007, 01:59 PM
yeah, I vote pot also. refer to sig. I still laugh at this everytime I read it.

Courtney
12-07-2007, 02:00 PM
Pot. This poll is invalid.

ruetheday
12-07-2007, 02:01 PM
When did this board turn into a big bunch of fucking cry babies. First captncrzy puts me on ignore because I don't agree with her assesment of Ivy and then Idle can't cope with the fact that I left and came back so she puts me on ignore like I'm her babies daddy or something. Fucking whaa whaa whaa is all I've heard since I've been back here. Stop sniveling around in diapers and grow the fuck up retards.

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 02:03 PM
its good to have you back.

ruetheday
12-07-2007, 02:07 PM
fuck off

full on idle
12-07-2007, 02:10 PM
I'm not ignoring you, out of spite.

full on idle
12-07-2007, 02:11 PM
and you need to step up to the plate and at least buy some pampers or something.

Benis23
12-07-2007, 02:20 PM
I think this all depends on what kind of mood or drug induced state slimwang/ lastgreatman is in. when he's in a bad mood, i say that he's easily the meanest. I also think that the fact that slimwang posts much more frequently than pot gives him an edge.

thelastgreatman
12-07-2007, 02:23 PM
You and nothingman have so much in common. Why use three words when you can use 58?

I happen to enjoy words. I like it when run-on sentences work anyway, I like detail, and I have time to kill.

canexplain
12-07-2007, 02:46 PM
I happen to enjoy words. I like it when run-on sentences work anyway, I like detail, and I have time to kill.

i can ramble quite a bit when i get going too and i know a lot of people dont like my ... but use a lot of words when you talk, it confuses people ... canx**

bmack86
12-07-2007, 02:53 PM
Pot. He's been going strong for so many years. The spite, venom and humor are jaw dropping.

clarky123
12-07-2007, 02:59 PM
This year the most effective was either Mob or Tom because they, together, as men, provided the most entertainment.

bmack86
12-07-2007, 03:00 PM
What happened to Mob?

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 03:02 PM
He died.

bmack86
12-07-2007, 03:04 PM
Well that would explain it.
Last i remember, he was really sick, so i guess that was possible. Mob is a he, right?

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 03:07 PM
yeah. Im serious I got an email from his old lady.

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 03:07 PM
i can ramble quite a bit when i get going too and i know a lot of people dont like my ... but use a lot of words when you talk, it confuses people ... canx**

Canxey- you don't need a lot of words to be confusing. Your punctuation method does pretty much all the work for you in that regard.

Still trying to figure out the airplane hangar sex thing. I don't think I ever will.

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 03:09 PM
When did this board turn into a big bunch of fucking cry babies. First captncrzy puts me on ignore because I don't agree with her assesment of Ivy and then Idle can't cope with the fact that I left and came back so she puts me on ignore like I'm her babies daddy or something. Fucking whaa whaa whaa is all I've heard since I've been back here. Stop sniveling around in diapers and grow the fuck up retards.

We've developed acute sensitivities since you left. I started having all these feelings I never knew existed.

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 03:09 PM
There is no We've.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 03:10 PM
We've developed acute sensitivities since you left. I started having all these feelings I never knew existed.
gout?

bmack86
12-07-2007, 03:10 PM
That's really sad about Mob.

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 03:11 PM
There is no We've.

Are you kidding me? Look at how you just voted for me. And for what? Nothing.

You crybaby pussy.

EDIT - Btw, Bug's silly alias voted for both of us.

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 03:12 PM
gout?

I had gout pre-rue, zzz.

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 03:13 PM
I voted for you cuz I felt bad for you. You're ugly and I didnt want you to go through prom night all over again.

Edit: If there was a contest for biggest pussy bug would win.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 03:13 PM
what about the undereye circles? pre-rue as well?

Yablonowitz
12-07-2007, 03:14 PM
what about the undereye circles? pre-rue as well?

Darkness under my eyes is not a feeling.

miscorrections
12-07-2007, 03:15 PM
Darkness under my eyes is not a feeling.

It's more than a feeling (more than a feeling).

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 03:15 PM
That's really sad about Mob.

I know. I dont know what to feel because I didnt know him very well.

full on idle
12-07-2007, 03:18 PM
Board aliases never die, they just stop signing in.

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 03:23 PM
damnit why you gots to ruin my funtimes.

bmack86
12-07-2007, 03:26 PM
Well, you had me fooled.
That was cruel. Justin is the cruelest poster. It's been proven.

keriann
12-07-2007, 03:28 PM
I voted for you cuz I felt bad for you. You're ugly and I didnt want you to go through prom night all over again.

Edit: If there was a contest for biggest pussy bug would win.
Trying to mount a campaign to win this poll.

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 03:29 PM
THEY'RE ALL GOING TO LAUGH AT CHOOO!

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 03:36 PM
justin is mob?

J~$$$
12-07-2007, 03:37 PM
pssh....do I sound articulate? mob was a true patriot, to bad he died.

canexplain
12-07-2007, 04:45 PM
pssh....do I sound articulate? mob was a true patriot, to bad he died.


wow is this all true? i was worried about vynal sp but has anyone died that was a reg here .... yikes .... canx**

gaypalmsprings
12-07-2007, 04:55 PM
This is a cruel & harsh poll.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 04:57 PM
If the choices think this is cruel and harsh then I don't think they belong in this poll. It was meant in fun.

canexplain
12-07-2007, 05:02 PM
If the choices think this is cruel and harsh then I don't think they belong in this poll. It was meant in fun.


no the poll itself was and is fun, i was trying to push someone to do a nice poll thinking i might be on it, but if our friends on this board die, that is really sad for me ... granted it is life, but we come here to escape from life ... canx**

Calamity Jane
12-07-2007, 05:11 PM
If I made an annoying poll youd be on it.

amyzzz
12-07-2007, 05:17 PM
I'd put calamity jane on here if he wasn't an alias. /ignore

roberto73
12-07-2007, 05:22 PM
If it's okay with all of you, I'd like to cast a vote for myself as the cruelest poster. If it's not okay, please let me know and I'll withdraw myself from consideration. Thank you very much.

TomAz
12-07-2007, 06:42 PM
no the poll itself was and is fun, i was trying to push someone to do a nice poll thinking i might be on it, but if our friends on this board die, that is really sad for me ... granted it is life, but we come here to escape from life ... canx**

psssssssst. ron. don't tell anybody i told you ok?

justin doesn't really know that mob died. he was just playing a silly spoof.

you're the best!

-T

woogie846
12-07-2007, 10:34 PM
It should be ragingdave by a landslide, but he doesn't come on here that often anymore.

bmack86
12-08-2007, 12:21 AM
Dave was/is awesome. I always loved seeing his Bill Murray avatar. I knew that hilarity or spite would ensue.

ruetheday
12-08-2007, 12:57 AM
idle it has nothing to do with spite. It has to do with the fact that you want my tiny pathetic dick all up in your wet vag.

PotVsKtl
12-08-2007, 01:50 AM
Gangbusters!

full on idle
12-08-2007, 09:06 AM
weakish

thelastgreatman
12-08-2007, 11:02 AM
http://a165.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_8c1f937d38967e4b40faded06175108c.jpg


Separated at birth?


http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/mask003.jpg

full on idle
12-08-2007, 11:13 AM
I do look like mask in that photo. I think I even said that the first time I saw it. Me and mask are special and our mothers love us. But my mom does not look like Cher.

full on idle
12-08-2007, 11:15 AM
Wang, that was funny.

full on idle
12-08-2007, 11:21 AM
Also,
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/thelastgreatman/SpraksTrueFace.jpg

https://image.minyanville.com/assets/FCK/Image/OBS3/coors4234.JPG

wmgaretjax
12-08-2007, 11:31 AM
heh heh. and I don't think Pot is cruel. he's just fucking right.

ewiggy
12-08-2007, 12:20 PM
i vote for jared and kroqken.

bballarl
12-08-2007, 12:23 PM
Jared from Subway?

wmgaretjax
12-08-2007, 12:24 PM
kroqken... yeah. i forgot about him. what an asshole.

captncrzy
12-08-2007, 05:49 PM
Where the hell is kroqken anyway?

ruetheday
12-09-2007, 01:49 AM
weakish

really? you are the one who rued out of putting me on ignore.

full on idle
12-09-2007, 07:56 AM
That doesn't change the fact that the diss you threw was weakish.

Yablonowitz
12-09-2007, 09:49 AM
Rue sounds a little fucked in the head. Was he drunk there? I'm starting to think he's hurting inside. Are you OK, Rue? Let's talk.

Randy - way to be a fucking asshole again.

thinnerair
12-09-2007, 10:48 AM
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h165/thelastgreatman/SpraksTrueFace.jpg
http://content8.flixster.com/photo/30/91/31/3091318_tml.jpg

better known as:

http://www.teenidols4you.com/thumb/Actors/jonathan_brandis/SideKicks1993Uniform.jpg

full on idle
12-09-2007, 10:51 AM
That guy killed himself didn't he? He was on Sealab.

I was trying to connect Wang with Moranis, btw, not the guy in the center.

rage patton
12-09-2007, 11:04 AM
So wait... did Mob actually die? Or was Mob just an alias? I am confused because he is registered as part of the create a festival contest...

Yablonowitz
12-09-2007, 11:06 AM
So wait... did Mob actually die? Or was Mob just an alias? I am confused because he is registered as part of the create a festival contest...

He died of a strange transfigurative heart disease.

full on idle
12-09-2007, 11:10 AM
poor Mob's heart.

thinnerair
12-09-2007, 11:34 AM
can you believe that http://www.artechniques.com/bo_selecta/John%20Matushak_Sloth.jpg

is the same guy as:

http://www.castlerock.it/dbimg/medium/gallery23789.jpg

jackstraw94086
12-09-2007, 12:27 PM
This is why we can't have nice things.

ruetheday
12-09-2007, 01:41 PM
Rue sounds a little fucked in the head. Was he drunk there? I'm starting to think he's hurting inside. Are you OK, Rue? Let's talk.

Randy - way to be a fucking asshole again.

what are you talking about yabs?

Yablonowitz
12-09-2007, 04:52 PM
I'm saying you sounded a little creepy there in your post to FOIey. Not the normal Rue blunt meanness, but sort of a sad creepy rue.

And I'm saying, maybe you need to let it out - the emotional baggage you're carrying. You're not sleeping, drunk all the time, coming back to this message board that you were so ashamed of. I think we should hug this fucker out, dude.

i_like_cake530
12-09-2007, 06:53 PM
I'm too lazy to read the whole thread...but Jackstraw is definitely the cruelest poster, i don't think i've read one remotely nice thing posted by him.

Yablonowitz
12-09-2007, 06:56 PM
I'm too lazy to read the whole thread...but Jackstraw is definitely the cruelest poster, i don't think i've read one remotely nice thing posted by him.

Wait. I think Jack appreciates your affinity for cake. Perhaps he will say so and compliment you on your outstanding taste. Just wait and see before you vote, if you haven't already.

You judgmental prick.

jackstraw94086
12-09-2007, 08:10 PM
This thread is like watching old fat people cough and fuck.

full on idle
12-09-2007, 08:12 PM
What is that like, Jack?

bmack86
12-09-2007, 08:20 PM
Vaguely disheartening?

And, is it like watching them do both at the same time, or in that order?

thelastgreatman
12-09-2007, 08:21 PM
They cough right in each other's face at the top of the backstroke.

full on idle
12-09-2007, 08:21 PM
Vaguely disheartening?

And, is it like watching them do both at the same time, or in that order?

The fucking probably causes the coughing, but I'm going to hold off on deciding until we get the word back from J Straw.

jackstraw94086
12-09-2007, 08:40 PM
Both simultaneously.

If the coachella message board had a smell it would be Jersey low tide with orange zest. This place is adorned so thick with cut-rate half-assery that it's hardly worth a glance anymore. What the fuck keeps you people going? Go back to reheating velveeta shells & cheese and watching Dancing With the Stars.

fuck's sake.

full on idle
12-09-2007, 08:42 PM
You get those votes, player.

algunz
12-09-2007, 08:44 PM
Where's the orange zest?

bmack86
12-09-2007, 09:03 PM
Velveeta shells are too expensive.

i'm a Kraft man, thank you very much.

jackstraw94086
12-09-2007, 10:58 PM
You get those votes, player.

you're not paying attention.

jackstraw94086
12-09-2007, 10:58 PM
Where's the orange zest?

thinnerair

Ill_Eagle
12-09-2007, 11:11 PM
awesome avatar...

ruetheday
12-10-2007, 02:38 AM
Stop being so gay yabs.

full on idle
12-10-2007, 04:38 AM
you're not paying attention.

I considered the source, then made the decision not to.

Yablonowitz
12-10-2007, 07:16 AM
Stop being so gay yabs.

You stop creeping me out with your OTL creepy sexual jokery. Freak.

bug on your lip
12-10-2007, 07:20 AM
Freak.

that was harsh

ruetheday
12-10-2007, 09:44 AM
You stop creeping me out with your OTL creepy sexual jokery. Freak.

what the fuck are you talking about?

BROKENDOLL
12-10-2007, 09:52 AM
ruetheday~ If we team up, you'll have a better chance at reaching your goal...

thinnerair
12-10-2007, 10:22 AM
thinnerair

yes. i gots the orange zest. that's where it is. thanks for noticing, mr. straw.

ps. i can't wait to stalk you.

ruetheday
12-10-2007, 10:24 AM
ruetheday~ If we team up, you'll have a better chance at reaching your goal...

NO!

Yablonowitz
12-10-2007, 10:54 AM
what the fuck are you talking about?


idle it has nothing to do with spite. It has to do with the fact that you want my tiny pathetic dick all up in your wet vag.

= creepy

ruetheday
12-10-2007, 11:11 AM
Are you uncomfortable with the word Vagina?

Yablonowitz
12-10-2007, 11:43 AM
Only if we're talking about your vagina. Your sandy vagina.

PotVsKtl
12-10-2007, 11:50 AM
You mean coitus?

thelastgreatman
12-10-2007, 12:03 PM
Damn he's good.

BROKENDOLL
12-10-2007, 12:05 PM
That's what my vagina said.

thinnerair
12-10-2007, 12:07 PM
oh man. a part of me just died.

thelastgreatman
12-10-2007, 12:09 PM
I would rather listen to an endless soundtrack of the inner monologues of farm animals being slaughtered while conscious than hear one peep from that valley of the damned.

BROKENDOLL
12-10-2007, 12:52 PM
Are you into farm animals Randy?

BROKENDOLL
12-10-2007, 12:53 PM
And my vagina told me not to allow little pricks like you to get my goat.

amyzzz
12-10-2007, 12:57 PM
what happened to the little bird? the one that tells people what to do, I mean. Did your vagina swallow it?

BROKENDOLL
12-10-2007, 12:59 PM
I'm not making a peep. (Honoring Randy's request to be with farm animals...)

TomAz
12-10-2007, 01:23 PM
what happened to the little bird? the one that tells people what to do, I mean. Did your vagina swallow it?

yeah, right after her goat ate it.

J~$$$
12-10-2007, 01:45 PM
This is some fuckin bullshit.

ruetheday
12-11-2007, 01:31 PM
that's what she said?

thelastgreatman
12-11-2007, 06:46 PM
People who cause polls to be bumped by voting in them without posting anything piss me off. People who vote in polls to begin with piss me off, but either way you should either have something to say or shut the fuck up until you do.

Yablonowitz
12-11-2007, 06:49 PM
you should either have something to say or shut the fuck up until you do.

This is irony, right?

bballarl
12-11-2007, 06:56 PM
God dammit Greg, now you are going to start another board debate about irony. Everyone will have to one-up eachother to prove how correct/smart they are.

thelastgreatman
12-11-2007, 06:59 PM
Not irony in the least. I'm tired of these fucking irritating as shit polls getting bumped because another one of you fuckheads decided they were gonna throw their two cents into a poll that's several days old. If your thought isn't interesting enough to be accompanied with some words in addition to your vote then stay quiet.

crazzz2007
12-11-2007, 07:04 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/7/77/250px-Irony.jpg

crazzz2007
12-11-2007, 07:09 PM
http://www.poorgren.com/images/IronyLake.gif

crazzz2007
12-11-2007, 07:12 PM
http://www.photojournal.co.uk/timothy_allen_photographer_photos/timothy%20allen_extreme%20irony.jpg

crazzz2007
12-11-2007, 07:14 PM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/485769/2/istockphoto_485769_industrial_irony_4.jpg

thelastgreatman
12-11-2007, 07:16 PM
Also, if you're some brainless fuckwit with a daft punk avatar and a bunch of zzz's and the year in his name, you shouldn't respond to your inability to string an intelligent-sounding sentence together by hitting Goggle Images.

miscorrections
12-11-2007, 07:22 PM
http://www.uvprocess.com/products%5CSAFETY%20PRODUCTS.A2.EYE%20PROTECTION.E YEPRO%5CCHEMICAL%20SPLASH%20GOGGLES.EYEPRO%20%20%2 0W%5CEYEPRO%20%20%20%20W_primary_WebPic1.JPG

crazzz2007
12-11-2007, 07:44 PM
Also, if you're some brainless fuckwit with a daft punk avatar and a bunch of zzz's and the year in his name, you shouldn't respond to your inability to string an intelligent-sounding sentence together by hitting Goggle Images.

never tried Goggle Images before. do you recommend it?

also, a simple fuck you would have sufficed. the sentence you stringed together is far too ambitious and thus fails.

crazzz2007
12-11-2007, 07:46 PM
Also, if you're some brainless fuckwit with a daft punk avatar and a bunch of zzz's and the year in his name, you shouldn't respond to your inability to string an intelligent-sounding sentence together by hitting Goggle Images.

oh, and...

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs9/300W/i/2006/040/6/8/fuck_you_because_i_loved_you_by_mirrorkills.jpg


clever use of Goggle Images, huh?

Yablonowitz
12-15-2007, 09:12 AM
never tried Goggle Images before. do you recommend it?

also, a simple fuck you would have sufficed. the sentence you stringed together is far too ambitious and thus fails.

The humor was in the stringing together. You lose.

gaypalmsprings
12-15-2007, 09:21 AM
http://allaboardgodstrain.org/images/gods_vinyard5.jpg

TomAz
12-15-2007, 11:06 AM
now that's irony.

clarky123
12-15-2007, 05:01 PM
Seems straightforward enough to me.

ragingdave
01-09-2008, 04:36 PM
oh shit. forgot ragingdave.

:dumbo

amyzzz
01-09-2008, 04:38 PM
PF replaced herself with you, Dave.