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caco0283
12-04-2007, 06:17 AM
So last Saturday I took this 14 year old girl out. I asked her parents the night before if I could take her out. They were ok with it. She has been like my little sister since she was 3. I took her to the Buzz Bake Sale, her first concert.

There was like 6 of us that went to the show. When we showed up tickets were sold out and I had no idea what to do. Then I saw some Mexican with a garbage can walk through the gates and nobody paid him mind. Granted he work there and had on one of those fancy yellow shirts but I thought it would be a cool idea to roll a garbage can through the gate. So I grabbed one and started to walk towards the gate. My friend Anthony followed me with a garbage can. The Mexican working the gate just let us through. We set the cans down and darted. I called my friends and told them to try to buy tickets and I would meet them in about an hour. I had to go watch Siversun Pickups.

After some time they all got tickets for free except for one and we just paid 30 bucks for that ticket. At the end of the night my ride left us and we are about an hour and a half drive from home. Run into some friends of the 14 year old and they said they would take us home. When they started to leave we lost them in the crowd of people. So we are outside the gate with no ride and no way of getting back into the show. I call a friend and she said she would come pick us up but it would be about an hour till she can come. So we are stuck outside and have to wait. After ten minutes I'm like fuck this. We walk to the start of the big hill the venue is at and we dart up it. 50ft later people down below are screaming at us to come back. 150 ft later we are at a 15 foot fence. 90 seconds later we are in the crowd.

I was a bad influence on this 14 year old girl but she had the time of her life and I'm to thank for that. GOOD TIMES

Tylerdurden31
12-04-2007, 06:35 AM
Who played the Bake Sale? I went a few times when I was in college, then the lineups started getting shittier.

Stefinitely Maybe
12-04-2007, 06:41 AM
Dude, Ronnie, don't leave us all wondering: DID YOU GET LAID OR NOT!?

Yablonowitz
12-04-2007, 06:42 AM
I'm picturing it right now. Ronnie and this girl, Ronnie giving her advice on what her future holds....


"I could tell you that what you think of as your personality is nothing but a collection of Vanity Fair articles. I could tell you your choice of sexual partners this evening was decided months ago by some account executive at Young & Rubicam. I could tell you that given a week to study your father and the ways in which he ignores you I could come up with a schtick you'd be helpless to resist. Helpless."

Mr.Nipples
12-04-2007, 06:44 AM
Then I saw some Mexican with a garbage can walk through the gates and nobody paid him mind. Granted he work there and had on one of those fancy yellow shirts but I thought it would be a cool idea to roll a garbage can through the gate. So I grabbed one and started to walk towards the gate. My friend Anthony followed me with a garbage can. The Mexican working the gate just let us through. We set the cans down and darted.

...the freshmaker!

caco0283
12-04-2007, 06:47 AM
Nonpoint, The Used, The Almost, Sick Puppies, The Starting Line, Paramore, Chevelle, Fiction Plane, Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, Rise Against, Coheed and Cambria, Against Me, Saosin, and Silversun Pickups played

Stef I havent been laid in about 3 weeks, I'm starting to forget what a woman's private area looks and taste like.

Greg funny thing is that I do give her advice but not quite like that

Stefinitely Maybe
12-04-2007, 06:53 AM
Stef I havent been laid in about 3 weeks, I'm starting to forget what a woman's private area looks and taste like.

See, this is the price you pay for cutting your hair. You just don't look straight any more.

Tylerdurden31
12-04-2007, 07:01 AM
Nonpoint, The Used, The Almost, Sick Puppies, The Starting Line, Paramore, Chevelle, Fiction Plane, Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, Rise Against, Coheed and Cambria, Against Me, Saosin, and Silversun Pickups played

wow...aside from Silversun Pickups and Against Me...these shows have gotten more and more horrible over time.

Yablonowitz
12-04-2007, 07:02 AM
wow...aside from Silversun Pickups and Against Me...these shows have gotten more and more horrible over time.

All music improves when you're taking a 14-year-old girl with you.

Stefinitely Maybe
12-04-2007, 07:04 AM
How was Paramore? That girl is kind of hot, in a wacky emo underage kind of way.

marooko
12-04-2007, 07:13 AM
Stef I havent been laid in about 3 weeks, I'm starting to forget what a woman's private area looks and taste like.



cha ching. sig.

did you wear the pants?

caco0283
12-04-2007, 07:23 AM
See, this is the price you pay for cutting your hair. You just don't look straight any more.

negro thats not why. Its the holiday season. I don't want to get some girls emotions all up and have her feel like we are going to spend the holiday season together. Fuck that shit. I'm spending Christmas with Frankie, my dog. Also my hair isn't that short


How was Paramore? That girl is kind of hot, in a wacky emo underage kind of way.

I didn't watch much of them. Wanted to go check out The Used. What I did see wasn't that impressive. Although all the teenage girls were digging on it

TomAz
12-04-2007, 07:28 AM
We walk to the start of the big hill the venue is at and we dart up it. 50ft later people down below are screaming at us to come back. 150 ft later we are at a 15 foot fence. 90 seconds later we are in the crowd.


there are no big hills in south florida that I can recall.

caco0283
12-04-2007, 07:29 AM
at sound advice there is....its man made up in west palm beach

TomAz
12-04-2007, 07:36 AM
my daughter likes Saosin. she's even got a tshirt.

Deviate_420
12-04-2007, 08:43 AM
Caco, your my hero. I do have one question. How did you become best friends with a 14 year old girl?

algunz
12-04-2007, 08:52 AM
there are no big hills in south florida that I can recall.

Yeah, I thought the same thing.

Oh and Caco giving advice to this poor girl . . . She's destined to a life of debauchery and street fights. But, it all makes for a damn good story.

bug on your lip
12-04-2007, 09:37 AM
When we showed up tickets were sold out and I had no idea what to do. Then I saw some Mexican with a garbage can walk through the gates and nobody paid him mind. Granted he work there and had on one of those fancy yellow shirts but I thought it would be a cool idea to roll a garbage can through the gate. So I grabbed one and started to walk towards the gate. My friend Anthony followed me with a garbage can. The Mexican working the gate just let us through. We set the cans down and darted.



hahhahaha
Caco looks like a Mexican garbage man

amyzzz
12-04-2007, 09:47 AM
Every time I read one of your threads, caco, I thank the Lord I've already got my man and don't have to worry about running into guys like you.

thelastgreatman
12-04-2007, 09:48 AM
The title of this thread really sounds like you kept getting caught fucking a 14 year old last night.

caco0283
12-04-2007, 10:01 AM
Caco, your my hero. I do have one question. How did you become best friends with a 14 year old girl?

her and her 3 sisters lived across the street from me...now i live with her sisters and her


Yeah, I thought the same thing.

Oh and Caco giving advice to this poor girl . . . She's destined to a life of debauchery and street fights. But, it all makes for a damn good story.

im trying to find pictures of the it but there isnt any...also im keeping her away from the streets so she doesnt end up like Sean Taylor



Every time I read one of your threads, caco, I thank the Lord I've already got my man and don't have to worry about running into guys like you.

how in the world did i do anything wrong to women in this thread amy...fucking moron....all i did was take a friend out to her first concert for Chirstmas....why dont you go do some more acid with your man and make more children so youll have more people to wipe your ass for you when all that acid fries your brain....also amy you wouldnt run into guys like me cos youll have to live in south florida for that to happen....and south florida is mostly pretty women. And amy, I've seen your picture, you wont fit in


The title of this thread really sounds like you kept getting caught fucking a 14 year old last night.

that was the point

amyzzz
12-04-2007, 10:03 AM
negro thats not why. Its the holiday season. I don't want to get some girls emotions all up and have her feel like we are going to spend the holiday season together. Fuck that shit.


uh-huh.

J~$$$
12-04-2007, 10:06 AM
Amys just mad because the milk man wont tag team her.

caco0283
12-04-2007, 10:07 AM
Since I'm trying not to brake a girls heart, that makes me a bad guy??? Subtext amy, subtext....i wont be surprised if your man is cheating on you as we speak....most married men cheat, so why not him

Neutral Milk Hotel
12-04-2007, 10:10 AM
You're a 23-year-old man.

amyzzz
12-04-2007, 10:11 AM
My man doesn't need to cheat. It's not called cheating if I allow it.

bug on your lip
12-04-2007, 10:29 AM
My man doesn't need to cheat. It's not called cheating if I allow it.


Oh God... someone please hit me in the head hard enough to erase my memory

Boourns
12-04-2007, 10:40 AM
Nonpoint, The Used, The Almost, Sick Puppies, The Starting Line, Paramore, Chevelle, Fiction Plane, Three Days Grace, Papa Roach, Rise Against, Coheed and Cambria, Against Me, Saosin, and Silversun Pickups played

Stef I havent been laid in about 3 weeks, I'm starting to forget what a woman's private area looks and taste like.

Greg funny thing is that I do give her advice but not quite like that



Oh man, 3 weeks? Try two and a half years. That's how long it's been for a friend.

thelastgreatman
12-04-2007, 10:41 AM
Heh. "A friend." Sure.

Yablonowitz
12-04-2007, 10:49 AM
Oh God... someone please hit me in the head hard enough to erase my memory

Yeah, he and I actually got together in the portapotties last year. His talents were few.

amyzzz
12-04-2007, 12:12 PM
It's my new defense strategy: attack me, and I will disgust you with scenarios that may or may not true about my personal life.

marooko
12-04-2007, 12:15 PM
as long as you're not fat, its ok.

caco0283
12-04-2007, 12:18 PM
My man doesn't need to cheat. It's not called cheating if I allow it.

why does this not surprise me....amy i hope my future kids shoot you in the head one day...that would bring justice to america

bug on your lip
12-04-2007, 12:20 PM
why does this not surprise me....amy i hope my future kids shoot you in the head one day...that would bring justice to america

Caco would have his current kid shoot you but the lazy eye makes him unpredictable with a firearm

thelastgreatman
12-04-2007, 12:21 PM
Also the kid is busy making friends with some kindergarten chicks for Caco's Friday night.

TomAz
12-04-2007, 12:22 PM
My man doesn't need to cheat. It's not called cheating if I allow it.

you let him visit the glory holes at the porn shop?

amyzzz
12-04-2007, 12:22 PM
That's disgusting, Tom.

caco0283
12-04-2007, 12:23 PM
oh tom are you letting out your dirty little secrets

Yablonowitz
12-04-2007, 12:23 PM
you let him visit the glory holes at the porn shop?


Most surprising TomAz post in the last 36 years.

TomAz
12-04-2007, 12:26 PM
That's disgusting, Tom.

I thought that was the point, amy

bballarl
12-04-2007, 12:30 PM
I'm sure someone has said this already, but I was almost positive this would be about Ronnie almost getting hit with a stat charge. Instead it was semi-heartwarming story in the vein of "Milo & Otis".

thelastgreatman
12-04-2007, 12:32 PM
Expect a thread sometime soon from Amy about how she gave her husband the go-ahead to fuck a fourteen year old.

Hannahrain
12-04-2007, 12:32 PM
It's not cheating if Amy's on the other side of the wall. It's just coincidence.

Hannahrain
12-04-2007, 12:35 PM
I mean, we all know what Amy does for a living, right? I'm not spilling any secrets here.

Deviate_420
12-04-2007, 12:39 PM
Also the kid is busy making friends with some kindergarten chicks for Caco's Friday night.

This made me lol..

amyzzz
12-04-2007, 01:27 PM
I thought that was the point, amy
Exactly. I wholeheartedly approve. I got a bit sidetracked and didn't get to respond right away.


btw, my husband is absolutely not gay/bi, and I never meant to lead on that he is gay/bi in any way, shape, or form. I don't want to get in trouble with my hubby. :/

TomAz
12-04-2007, 01:29 PM
you can't be disgusting and then caveat it amy. it doesnt' work.

J~$$$
12-04-2007, 01:29 PM
Uh-oh someone at the zzz home is "running into the cupboard" or "falling down the stairs" tonight.

amyzzz
12-04-2007, 01:31 PM
That would be me. :/

thefunkylama
12-04-2007, 01:54 PM
Hey, remember when threads used to be about something other than why we don't like amy to talk about her life?

amyzzz
12-04-2007, 02:07 PM
you can't be disgusting and then caveat it amy. it doesnt' work.
You know I like it both ways.

thelastgreatman
12-04-2007, 02:08 PM
You know I like it both ways.

So does your husband from what I hear.

amyzzz
12-04-2007, 02:16 PM
Hey, remember when threads used to be about something other than why we don't like amy to talk about her life?
If I actually talked about my life that would be completely boring. Just like old times.

bug on your lip
12-04-2007, 02:19 PM
we can bored and revolted at the same time

Yablonowitz
12-04-2007, 03:14 PM
we can bored and revolted at the same time

Pretty much goes w/o saying on zzz posts.

lafolieverte
12-04-2007, 06:34 PM
So last Saturday I took this 14 year old girl out. I asked her parents the night before if I could take her out. They were ok with it. She has been like my little sister since she was 3. I took her to the Buzz Bake Sale, her first concert.

There was like 6 of us that went to the show. When we showed up tickets were sold out and I had no idea what to do. Then I saw some Mexican with a garbage can walk through the gates and nobody paid him mind. Granted he work there and had on one of those fancy yellow shirts but I thought it would be a cool idea to roll a garbage can through the gate. So I grabbed one and started to walk towards the gate. My friend Anthony followed me with a garbage can. The Mexican working the gate just let us through. We set the cans down and darted. I called my friends and told them to try to buy tickets and I would meet them in about an hour. I had to go watch Siversun Pickups.

After some time they all got tickets for free except for one and we just paid 30 bucks for that ticket. At the end of the night my ride left us and we are about an hour and a half drive from home. Run into some friends of the 14 year old and they said they would take us home. When they started to leave we lost them in the crowd of people. So we are outside the gate with no ride and no way of getting back into the show. I call a friend and she said she would come pick us up but it would be about an hour till she can come. So we are stuck outside and have to wait. After ten minutes I'm like fuck this. We walk to the start of the big hill the venue is at and we dart up it. 50ft later people down below are screaming at us to come back. 150 ft later we are at a 15 foot fence. 90 seconds later we are in the crowd.

I was a bad influence on this 14 year old girl but she had the time of her life and I'm to thank for that. GOOD TIMES




that's pretty sweet. one more mind given a glimpse of liberation in life.

good times.

i have a similar, less intriguing story, but basically it all ended well.

thelastgreatman
12-04-2007, 07:01 PM
that's pretty sweet. one more mind given a glimpse of liberation in life.

good times.

i have a similar, less intriguing story, but basically it all ended well.

In other words, they never matched the semen inside her corpse to him.

algunz
12-04-2007, 07:07 PM
Or the DNA tests on the bastard baby were inconclusive.

lafolieverte
12-04-2007, 08:31 PM
you know what they say...... the fourteen-er, the better

caco0283
12-04-2007, 09:10 PM
i fucking agree....if i didnt have such good morals that yall dnt know abou i would of fuck her bestfriend by now...but im a good fuckng guy

lafolieverte
12-04-2007, 11:12 PM
it comforts be to know there are other good guys out there