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bug on your lip
12-03-2007, 09:07 AM
serious thread

J~$$$
12-03-2007, 09:19 AM
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c193/mmmmdoughnuts/SeriousB-AmateurHour.jpg

full on idle
12-03-2007, 11:07 AM
BUG

The bet should be that whichever point total wins this poll is your bet for the game and if it doesn't come true then I WIN THE BET and if it does come true then YOU WIN THE BET.

full on idle
12-03-2007, 11:08 AM
And if I win the bet you have to take a photo of yourself with the newspaper showing the date and an Ohio State tattoo on your face. Also, you have to be wearing a skirt.

J~$$$
12-03-2007, 11:10 AM
A Ohio state tattoo on his face? stakes are high this year.

full on idle
12-03-2007, 11:15 AM
Well, a temporary one duh. I've got dung beetle humiliation to make up for.

bug on your lip
12-03-2007, 02:55 PM
why can't the bet just be dependent on whether Ohio Suck loses or not...

why do i have to give you points !?!?!?

r u feelin nervous ?

full on idle
12-03-2007, 03:08 PM
are YOU?

Don't you feel confident enough in your blowout predictions to stand by them?

gaypalmsprings
12-03-2007, 04:09 PM
http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270911970_db35fdd4ca.jpg

caco0283
12-04-2007, 05:52 AM
this is cheap Valarie. Why don't you make a real bet with him. Oh wait I know why, cos Ohio State is 0-7 against the SEC

TomAz
12-04-2007, 06:26 AM
yeah but they're 2-0 against the MAC

bug on your lip
12-04-2007, 09:33 AM
yeah but they're 2-0 against the MAC

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41M5AKNCHYL._AA240_.jpg

yeah, but the MAC is only one guy

Deviate_420
12-04-2007, 09:38 AM
Ohio State will win...

C DUB YA
12-04-2007, 09:40 AM
this is cheap Valarie. Why don't you make a real bet with him. Oh wait I know why, cos Ohio State is 0-7 against the SEC

0-8 actually.

arbouler
12-04-2007, 12:41 PM
http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270911970_db35fdd4ca.jpg

that cat looks like a cow, literally

Deviate_420
12-04-2007, 12:45 PM
I really do think Ohio State will win by 13

C DUB YA
12-04-2007, 02:26 PM
I hope they do

TomAz
12-04-2007, 02:42 PM
http://markjberry.blogs.com/way_out_west/spliff.jpg

bug on your lip
01-07-2008, 06:59 AM
so Michigan beat Florida, so you got to be feeling pretty good Foi

are we going to bet this mf or what ?

full on idle
01-07-2008, 08:05 AM
I been waiting months to hear your wager. And I'm going to be picky. This board's gotten so big.

bug on your lip
01-07-2008, 08:15 AM
If LSU wins:

Foi has to patronize a dive bar.... specifically a dive bar with TouchTunes jukebox (or similiar)...

You then have to play 5 songs of my choosing while grooving out in front of the jukebox so everyone knows you own them

bug on your lip
01-07-2008, 08:16 AM
with a pic or uuutoob for verification

full on idle
01-07-2008, 08:18 AM
I'm not doing that.

I don't "groove out" in front of jukeboxes.

bug on your lip
01-07-2008, 08:20 AM
I'm not doing that.


http://hogwild.net/images/Misc/clinton-sad.jpg

bug on your lip
01-07-2008, 08:21 AM
I don't "groove out" in front of jukeboxes.

HAYChortlebot

i'm picking stuff you normally don't do
hence the humiliation angle

full on idle
01-07-2008, 08:24 AM
One song.

plus your swear to god word that you will man up and post your photo as requested in my wager should LSU NOT win.

bug on your lip
01-07-2008, 08:25 AM
..4

full on idle
01-07-2008, 08:25 AM
Huh-uh Bug. One.

bug on your lip
01-07-2008, 08:43 AM
i can't agree to just one
you're barely getting the party started with just one

full on idle
01-07-2008, 09:03 AM
RWY4RLBdRF8

bug on your lip
01-07-2008, 10:10 AM
so what's the word here woman

are u doing 4 songs !??!

full on idle
01-07-2008, 10:12 AM
2 songs. Final offer.

bug on your lip
01-07-2008, 10:13 AM
i can't believe u are willing to give up a pic of my face with Ohio State on it

full on idle
01-07-2008, 10:14 AM
I don't even know if I can trust that you'd do it.

C DUB YA
01-07-2008, 10:42 AM
I just hope its a good game at this point - because if you believe the media (and the country) it's not going to be.

TomAz
01-07-2008, 10:45 AM
I don't even know if I can trust that you'd do it.

no one would know if he did it or not. he could just put any ugly face on there and tell us it was him.

C DUB YA
01-07-2008, 10:49 AM
I have never seen so many OSU shirts in my life. I mean, sure you see them here a lot in Columbus on any given gameday, but I swear out of the 300 people in my building I might be one of 10 that aren't clad in scarlet and grey.

Crazy.

C DUB YA
01-07-2008, 10:57 AM
10 reasons why either team will win.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls07/news/story?id=3184525

bug on your lip
01-07-2008, 11:45 AM
I don't even know if I can trust that you'd do it.

i would do it

u were gracious to do yours
i'll repay the act

full on idle
01-07-2008, 12:54 PM
Ok 3 songs. Deal?

bug on your lip
01-07-2008, 12:56 PM
ok

but there better be good pics as confirmation then

TomAz
01-07-2008, 12:59 PM
make her youtube it bug.

bug on your lip
01-07-2008, 01:03 PM
that's true
but i'm willing to meet Foi half-way

i will require an animated Gif

full on idle
01-07-2008, 01:11 PM
You said a photo was acceptable.

full on idle
01-07-2008, 01:12 PM
This is all beside the point because we're going to win!

PotVsKtl
01-07-2008, 01:13 PM
I volunteer to videotape said dance party and disseminate the footage all about the internet.

thelastgreatman
01-07-2008, 01:18 PM
This thread is probably the only thing that has ever made me interested in the outcome of a college football game. Good work, nutjobs.

bug on your lip
01-07-2008, 01:25 PM
I volunteer to videotape said dance party and disseminate the footage all about the internet.

i feel as if this is my 2nd Christmas

full on idle
01-07-2008, 01:42 PM
You're a scoundrel and a traitor, pvk.

And we are not going into a bar with that gigantic movie camera.

full on idle
01-07-2008, 01:42 PM
GOOD THING WE WON'T HAVE TO.

caco0283
01-07-2008, 01:46 PM
bug if you loose you have to take the picture with you holding a sign with all the even numbers in my phone number in the order to are in...that way we know its you

C DUB YA
01-07-2008, 02:25 PM
Ok - off to go watch the game - gulp.

caco0283
01-07-2008, 02:43 PM
valarie are you taking the bet???

fober
01-07-2008, 02:50 PM
Ohio State will lose by negative 27 points.

dorkfish
01-07-2008, 03:59 PM
Ohio State wins by a billion field goals

canexplain
01-07-2008, 04:30 PM
well that was quick eh .. 7 0 ohio .. canx**

dorkfish
01-07-2008, 04:42 PM
10-0 in favor of a face tattoo for Buggard

suprefan
01-07-2008, 04:46 PM
dun dun dun........... going to get better as the game goes on.

thelastgreatman
01-07-2008, 04:47 PM
Oh, if this goes in the right direction it could completely salvage a miserable day for the board. Actually, wait, I'm not sure which outcome is better.

Courtney
01-07-2008, 05:00 PM
10-3

Gooo Buckeyes!

dorkfish
01-07-2008, 07:53 PM
and fail.

C DUB YA
01-07-2008, 07:57 PM
Well - all in all a really shitty performance buy a young Buckeye team, (7 personal fouls... really?) Ugly stuff from a team that is capable of more positive outcomes. Tressel got outcoached again, LSU watched the Illinois film and did exactly what they did.

Good news to take away for Buckeyes. OSU wasn't supposed to be there - after all - it was a rebuilding year, or so they say. So hey, they kinda backdoored the thing anyway - so as long as they learn from it.

LSU - yeah better team tonight. Best team in the country - fuck - hardly. I give that to USC, maybe WVU?

I fucking hate Les Miles. He's a major dickhead.

nothingman00
01-07-2008, 08:35 PM
Well - all in all a really shitty performance buy a young Buckeye team, (7 personal fouls... really?) Ugly stuff from a team that is capable of more positive outcomes. Tressel got outcoached again, LSU watched the Illinois film and did exactly what they did.

Good news to take away for Buckeyes. OSU wasn't supposed to be there - after all - it was a rebuilding year, or so they say. So hey, they kinda backdoored the thing anyway - so as long as they learn from it.

LSU - yeah better team tonight. Best team in the country - fuck - hardly. I give that to USC, maybe WVU?

I fucking hate Les Miles. He's a major dickhead.

Georgia would pound USC and West Va., though UWV would definitely present unique problems...

Randy, this is the one area where you and I fundamentally split. I had wagers on the Over of 47, LSU -3.5 and LSU straight up In-Running at +150. You're a smart dude. Put some time into handicapping sports, practice good money management and don't succomb to the gambling addiction and you could have, say triple the drug money you want/need. Trust.

fober
01-07-2008, 08:39 PM
ALL ABOARD THE BCS FAILBOAT!

Jesus Christ I hate amateur sports.

How about a playoff system or something you knobgobblers?

full on idle
01-07-2008, 08:47 PM
Some days aren't yours at all. They come and go just like someone else's days. They come and leave you behind someone else's face.
And it's harsher than yours. And it's colder than yours.


sigh.

arbouler
01-07-2008, 08:47 PM
Georgia would pound USC and West Va., though UWV would definitely present unique problems...


did you watch the georgia hawaii game? it was a shitty game.

sc D wouldve stuffed georgia's running game all night and they are not that good at passing.

wvu on the other hand, would be a sweet matchup.

Courtney
01-07-2008, 09:02 PM
I am sad and the world feels unfair right now.

arbouler
01-07-2008, 09:06 PM
the world isnt made up of only ohio though...

cheer up, theres millions of starving children out there.

full on idle
01-07-2008, 09:07 PM
I am sad and the world feels unfair right now.

Oh my god thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I so appreciate your support of the OSU! Come up here and groove to a jukebox with me.




please?

Cpt. Funkaho
01-07-2008, 09:08 PM
FOI, every time you post in here now I keep rushing in to see if it's the picture.

Courtney
01-07-2008, 09:10 PM
How could I refuse an invitation like that? I will groove with you any day foi.



But only if I get to pick one of the songs.

full on idle
01-07-2008, 09:10 PM
FOI, every time you post in here now I keep rushing in to see if it's the picture.

Be still. That is going to take a while.

suprefan
01-07-2008, 09:11 PM
ALL ABOARD THE BCS FAILBOAT!

Jesus Christ I hate amateur sports.

How about a playoff system or something you knobgobblers?

The top division needs playoffs, the lower ones have it already. The division I teams as mentioned, have so much money tied into this that its very hard to change the system and give up a lot of money to help their programs by going to a playoff system.

miscorrections
01-07-2008, 09:12 PM
How could I refuse an invitation like that? I will groove with you any day foi.

I'm more than a little jealous.

caco0283
01-07-2008, 09:18 PM
Some days aren't yours at all. They come and go just like someone else's days. They come and leave you behind someone else's face.
And it's harsher than yours. And it's colder than yours.


sigh.


Oh my god thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I so appreciate your support of the OSU! Come up here and groove to a jukebox with me.




please?


Be still. That is going to take a while.





LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!! ILL QUOTE YOUR TEXT LATER BUT YOU TOLD ME IF LSU WON YOU WOULD NEVER POST ON THE BOARD AGAIN!!!!!! LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE

Cpt. Funkaho
01-07-2008, 09:27 PM
LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!

Pants on fire, Caco? That really is a bit too far. Now apologize.

Courtney
01-07-2008, 09:28 PM
I'm more than a little jealous.

I was going to reply to this by mentioning the conversation that I had earlier today that involved discussion of how the board desperately needs a special choreographed dance and how of all the board members I thought you might have the mad dance skillz. But then I realized that would be a totally creepy reply and I probably shouldn't share. But then I did anyway.

miscorrections
01-07-2008, 09:29 PM
I'm happy you'd think that but I take being white to a whole 'nother level.

Cpt. Funkaho
01-07-2008, 09:31 PM
I'm happy you'd think that but I take being white to a whole 'nother level.

You have company. For confirmation, please see the "Funklahoma" picture in the Post Your Picture thread.

Courtney
01-07-2008, 09:31 PM
It's all in the attitude.

full on idle
01-07-2008, 10:08 PM
Ronnie you are a cheese nacho.
I responded to your barrage of harrassment texts by explaining that I wouldn't post anymore because I wanted you to stop sending me texts about how bad we suck.

Cpt. Funkaho
01-07-2008, 11:46 PM
Ronnie you are a cheese nacho.


God damn I could go for some fucking cheese nachos right now. I had a tooth pulled earlier today and now it's fucking yogurt and pudding for the next three days.

I'm so angry.

Wheres the beef?
01-07-2008, 11:49 PM
How much you think you will get from the tooth fairy for one of those ginormous teeth? $1000?

Cpt. Funkaho
01-07-2008, 11:53 PM
How much you think you will get from the tooth fairy for one of those ginormous teeth? $1000?

A tooth, not a tusk. You know walruses have more than just the tusks, right?

If I ever lost a tusk I'd be straight fucked. No way you can win a goring match over the rights to a female with only one.

thelastgreatman
01-08-2008, 04:31 AM
Georgia would pound USC and West Va., though UWV would definitely present unique problems...

Randy, this is the one area where you and I fundamentally split. I had wagers on the Over of 47, LSU -3.5 and LSU straight up In-Running at +150. You're a smart dude. Put some time into handicapping sports, practice good money management and don't succomb to the gambling addiction and you could have, say triple the drug money you want/need. Trust.

Dude, I would rather make money handicapping grandmothers than have to pay attention to this shit. Sorry, but spectator sports are the second least interesting form of media in the world.

schoolofruckus
01-08-2008, 06:09 AM
The top division needs playoffs, the lower ones have it already. The division I teams as mentioned, have so much money tied into this that its very hard to change the system and give up a lot of money to help their programs by going to a playoff system.

I'll repeat the conclusion I came to last year.

College sports - and football in particular - are not structured to determine an undisputed champion. Much like the college experience in general for most people (and I'm not sure if this is intentional), they're designed to open your mind to subjective critical thinking, and incite debate over several different legitimate - and highly subjective - choices. March Madness definitely results in a last team standing every year, but even then you could have a dominant team that has one awful game early in the tournament and leaves its supporters fighting on message boards all summer that they were still the best in the nation.

bug on your lip
01-08-2008, 06:58 AM
Foi has to dance to 4 songs of my choosin...

if any of u peeps have some good embarrising suggestions, lemming no

i plan to put it to a vote.
Top 4 songs win

Hannahrain
01-08-2008, 07:06 AM
GET OUT OF MY DREAMS, AND INTO MY CARRR.

Hannahrain
01-08-2008, 07:09 AM
It really irritates me that we don't have any little music note smilies that indicate when something is supposed to be read in song.

Yablonowitz
01-08-2008, 07:14 AM
Georgia would pound USC and West Va., though UWV would definitely present unique problems...

Randy, this is the one area where you and I fundamentally split. I had wagers on the Over of 47, LSU -3.5 and LSU straight up In-Running at +150. You're a smart dude. Put some time into handicapping sports, practice good money management and don't succomb to the gambling addiction and you could have, say triple the drug money you want/need. Trust.

Shut your honkie ass up, you haphazard diarrhea typing impulsive wet diaper wearing pants pooping fungal cream snorting colostomy bag wearin' soap on a rope makin' porno watching smegma eating crotch rot festering bug spreadin' liver hazard.

thestripe
01-08-2008, 07:16 AM
Nice.

thefunkylama
01-08-2008, 07:18 AM
GET OUT OF MY DREAMS, AND INTO MY CARRR.

Get in the back seat, baby.

bug on your lip
01-08-2008, 07:22 AM
nice one Hannah
you really can't miss with Billy Ocean

dkXV5O5GfJ8

Hannahrain
01-08-2008, 07:23 AM
Eye of the Tiger would be good too but only if she sang along in a soprano.

thefunkylama
01-08-2008, 07:26 AM
I get excited just by her perfume!!

bug on your lip
01-08-2008, 07:31 AM
i would die if i could see Foi dance to this one

problem is it won't be in the jukebox


7oWfHN1rrGc

luckyface
01-08-2008, 07:41 AM
I got two suggestions here for FOI:

Billy Squier - The Stroke and Hall and Oates - Maneater.

bug on your lip
01-08-2008, 07:47 AM
AHHHH Tits

The Stroke is definitely going into the poll

nice one

bug on your lip
01-08-2008, 07:49 AM
bLHc-yIAPbg
Holy Blathering Pusswhale
Look at that Camel Toe
he gives Kitt Kat a run for her moneyz

TomAz
01-08-2008, 07:59 AM
In the following video, the role of bugonyourlip is played by Kevin Costner.

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bug on your lip
01-08-2008, 08:04 AM
Crack is whack

full on idle
01-08-2008, 08:32 AM
3 songs.

3 photographs.

Be realistic. I'm not going jukebox-hopping.

bug on your lip
01-08-2008, 08:36 AM
no jukebox-hopping needed

just find one of those TouchTunes machines
they are connected to the INTERNETS
just press the button entitled "SUPERSEARCH", (it's even in English for your convenience) and search by Band or Song

J~$$$
01-08-2008, 08:43 AM
How about random songs on the touchtunes machine.

bug on your lip
01-08-2008, 08:49 AM
How about random songs on the touchtunes machine.

32C0eKRQVt8

J~$$$
01-08-2008, 08:51 AM
*giggles*

suprefan
01-08-2008, 09:00 AM
Coaches poll has USC as #2, they know whats up....... The final BCS rankings are going to look so lame.

thelastgreatman
01-08-2008, 06:16 PM
Jesus Christ, Bug, at least one of the answers is obvious:G_SI8dJ4KUA

full on idle
01-08-2008, 06:40 PM
/\
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Bug, this is why it's not really that fun this year.

full on idle
01-08-2008, 06:41 PM
I'll do it and I'll show you but I'm not subjecting myself to bullshit from the turtlish narcissist.

Somewhat Damaged
01-08-2008, 06:42 PM
Eddie Murphy, "Party All the Time"

thelastgreatman
01-08-2008, 06:43 PM
Are you referring to me? I just happen to think Baby Got Back is a good song, goddammit. If I was a chick I'd dance to it. SORRY

full on idle
01-08-2008, 06:50 PM
Whatever Li'l Wang, your insults are thinly veiled. You think I'm like 250 lbs.


Eddie Murphy, "Party All the Time"

I actually might enjoy that one. I don't know if that helps or hinders its chances.

thelastgreatman
01-08-2008, 06:51 PM
Ugh. Foi, I actually wasn't making a joke about your weight at all, to tell the truth. When the fuck are my insults EVER thinly veiled? And I know you're not fat. Jeez girl, cut me some slack.

I might also add that Baby Got Back is the only song I ever karaoke, and I KILL IT.

Cpt. Funkaho
01-08-2008, 07:04 PM
Ugh. Foi, I actually wasn't making a joke about your weight at all, to tell the truth. When the fuck are my insults EVER thinly veiled? And I know you're not fat. Jeez girl, cut me some slack.

I might also add that Baby Got Back is the only song I ever karaoke, and I KILL IT.

Last time I did karaoke, I was about 9 beers deep and did "No Scrubs" by TLC with a couple friends. It was epic.

bug on your lip
01-09-2008, 08:55 AM
i once did a killa karaoke version of "Dance Hall Days" by Wang Chung..
but i did a grunge-scream version of the chorus, ya know "We... Were... Cool.. on Christ... When...I....You..... and everyone we knew.."
and i threw a bottle

i got thrown out

luckyface
01-09-2008, 09:20 AM
Nothing gets a karaoke hall going like Take on Me by A-Ha. Nothing. Try it out, and you will see.

thelastgreatman
01-09-2008, 09:23 AM
Also how am I turtlish, Foi? Just curious, I found that adjective interesting.

bug on your lip
01-09-2008, 12:35 PM
Also how am I turtlish, Foi? Just curious, I found that adjective interesting.

you are Gap turtle-neck sweater in sleepy white suburbia

Now shut up

this is serious thread

full on idle
01-09-2008, 12:47 PM
I was only referencing some comment Gabe made a while back about Super Mario and duck-turtles.

ruetheday
01-09-2008, 12:51 PM
Last time I did Karaoke I did I'm Black and Proud.

J~$$$
01-09-2008, 01:02 PM
< insert rue afro picture >

J~$$$
01-09-2008, 01:13 PM
<testing, holy shit it works no more three letters for me im invisible>

caco0283
01-09-2008, 02:04 PM
hit me baby one more time by brittany spears

TomAz
01-09-2008, 02:05 PM
http://daintee.bellechanson.org/peanutwarning.jpg