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bug on your lip
11-28-2007, 07:35 AM
i had Egg Nog yogurt with blueberry granola....

then i ground up some Costa Rican coffee beans, brewed up some joe and used Egg Nog as the creamer


BEAT THAT WUSSES!

J~$$$
11-28-2007, 07:44 AM
Egg nog is heinous, but way to go. Im partial to making brandy alexanders lately and I tried with a splash of egg nog twas aight.

bug on your lip
11-28-2007, 07:50 AM
i loved Brandy Alexander in Backdoor Nurses 2

J~$$$
11-28-2007, 07:51 AM
Creme de Caco.

Mr.Nipples
11-28-2007, 07:52 AM
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t39/RetardoTronFiveThousand/xfgnsrtn.jpg

invisiblerobots
11-28-2007, 07:58 AM
Elrohir's Corn Nog (http://www.elffetish.com/cornnog.html)

This recipe should make enough for three people, or multiple servings for yourself if they're too wimpy to try it.

* Take one medium-sized can of creamed corn and stick it in a sieve. Collect all the goo that comes through and put it in the blender. Put the goo-free corn in a bowl in the fridge for your dad.
* Dump one can of Coke in with the corn goo. One can is 250 ml (one cup). If you live in some weird place where cans are bigger, you will have to measure. Or just have really Cokey nog.
* Dump 250 ml (one cup) of milk-inspired soy beverage, vanilla flavour, in after the Coke.
* If you want, add some dark rum.
* Add a bit of all these spices: cloves, ginger, nutmeg, cinnamon.
* Blend it all up until it's all about the same colour. If there's too much Coke foam on top, scoop it off and throw it at your sister. Aim for her hair- that always gets the best reaction.

captncrzy
11-28-2007, 09:53 AM
Egg nog as creamer rules.

thefunkylama
11-28-2007, 10:18 PM
I used egg nog as flavoring/sweetener when I made the whipped cream to go with my pumpkin pie.


beat that.

Cpt. Funkaho
11-28-2007, 10:54 PM
I used egg nog to bathe my dog.

kitt kat
11-28-2007, 10:58 PM
i wish i was runk off eggnog righ tnow
but im just majorly drunk off orangina and vodka


YAYAYAYAYA!

comiddle
11-28-2007, 11:42 PM
Yeah, no. That shit's nasty.

theburiedlife
11-29-2007, 12:19 AM
Yeah, no. That shit's nasty.

Seconded, I feel sorry for the poor kids who had eggnog forced upon them when Christmas Eve came about.

Bluesky
11-29-2007, 12:37 AM
Egg Nog is shit on it's own. I think it would be poison with coffee.

Egg Nog and Cherry ice cream is the way to go. Freeze the stuff - it rocks.

Cpt. Funkaho
11-29-2007, 12:45 AM
Every year at this time I try egg nog, thinking it can't be as bad as I remember it being. Every year I have to spit it out because it's exactly that bad.

I haven't tried it yet this year, but there's some in the refrigerator, so it's only a matter of time.

gaypalmsprings
11-29-2007, 05:28 AM
http://www.pianoladynancy.com/funnypics_toons/eggnog1.jpg

Yablonowitz
11-29-2007, 07:04 AM
Elrohir's Corn Nog (http://www.elffetish.com/cornnog.html)

This recipe should make enough for three people, or multiple servings for yourself if they're too wimpy to try it.

* Take one medium-sized can of creamed corn and stick it in a sieve. Collect all the goo that comes through and put it in the blender. Put the goo-free corn in a bowl in the fridge for your dad.
* Dump one can of Coke in with the corn goo. One can is 250 ml (one cup). If you live in some weird place where cans are bigger, you will have to measure. Or just have really Cokey nog.
* Dump 250 ml (one cup) of milk-inspired soy beverage, vanilla flavour, in after the Coke.
* If you want, add some dark rum.
* Add a bit of all these spices: cloves, ginger, nutmeg, cinnamon.
* Blend it all up until it's all about the same colour. If there's too much Coke foam on top, scoop it off and throw it at your sister. Aim for her hair- that always gets the best reaction.


I'm going to make a bet with marta this year now.

mountmccabe
11-29-2007, 10:19 AM
Can you get milk-inspired soy beverage up in your part of the world this time of year?

luckyface
11-29-2007, 10:50 AM
If I drank egg nog, you can be damn sure I would order a set of these to drink it from:

http://www.arcollectibles.com/mug7.jpg

Courtney
11-29-2007, 10:53 AM
I used egg nog as flavoring/sweetener when I made the whipped cream to go with my pumpkin pie.

This is the part where I get down on one knee and propose to Alma.

full on idle
11-29-2007, 11:15 AM
I am indubitably anti-nog, in any form.

All That I Am
11-29-2007, 11:26 AM
i wish i was runk off eggnog righ tnow
but im just majorly drunk off orangina and vodka


Orangina sounds like something you would get from masturbating after eating cheetos.

PotVsKtl
11-29-2007, 11:54 AM
WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY A PIE?

miscorrections
11-29-2007, 11:58 AM
I'm on Team No-nog.

Courtney
11-29-2007, 12:07 PM
WHY DON'T YOU JUST MARRY A PIE?

BUT IF I MARRIED A PIE THEN WOULDN'T I HAVE TO BE NICE TO THE IN-LAWS WHICH WOULD MEAN NOT EATING THEM?

TomAz
11-29-2007, 12:08 PM
raw eggs, cream, spices, and rum. more effective than ipecac.

menikmati
11-29-2007, 12:09 PM
I love egg nog. I have some in my fridge right now, maybe I'll have some.

Jerm05
11-29-2007, 01:08 PM
Say no to Nog

fatbastard
11-29-2007, 03:43 PM
No nog for me.

http://www.clubluxor.com/Comics/HistoryOfEggNog.jpg

amyzzz
11-29-2007, 03:47 PM
I like homemade nog without the rum, although I haven't had any in many years.

Cpt. Funkaho
11-29-2007, 03:49 PM
I saw some pumpkin-flavored egg nog in the store just before Thanksgiving and couldn't believe anyone would buy it... then the person next to me did.

amyzzz
11-29-2007, 03:55 PM
I like pumpkin flavored stuff, but usually just baked goods type stuff. No pumpkin ice cream, juice, or cream cheese, OR NOG for me. Just give me the pumpkin bread, pancakes, and bagels, Nummy.