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bmack86
11-25-2007, 03:03 PM
I've been trying to write this damn paper for the past three days, and my brain just doesn't want to do the work.

If anyone wants to write a comparative paper on the narrative styles of Virginia Woolf's Orlando and Andre Breton's Nadja, I'd be more than happy to read it.

Wheres the beef?
11-25-2007, 03:06 PM
500

bmack86
11-25-2007, 03:09 PM
I'm not willing to pay. Like I said, if anyone wants to write one, I'll read it.

gaypalmsprings
11-25-2007, 03:10 PM
http://www.dcpoliticalreport.com/PartySymbols/boring.jpg

mountmccabe
11-25-2007, 03:17 PM
I am bored and not wanting to do anything that is useful around here so it's too bad I haven't read Nadja. And that I didn't like Orlando.

Good luck, Bryan.

anti-square
11-25-2007, 03:39 PM
While you guys are at it, maybe one of you can start my argumentation paper on the claim that the meat industry is the number one contributor of greenhouse gases. Fucking yuck. 11 pages of this shit.

bmack86
11-25-2007, 03:45 PM
Here's your argument.

They mass produce cattle, which will raise greenhouse gases because of methane excretion. Then, they transport the cattle to the slaughterhouse-trucking waste. The factory-industrial shit. Shipping to stores-more trucking. people get gassy-more methane. Cows eat grass-less Oxygen production.

Ergo, fuck cows.

Paper done.

anti-square
11-25-2007, 03:58 PM
That much I figured out, I just don't want to sit here rant on about it for 11 pages. Fuck it. Shits gotta get done, and it's not going to write itself.

bmack86
11-25-2007, 04:17 PM
Long words. Find every full chemical name, and refer to it as such. and call cows by their scientific name (Bos Taurus).

rage patton
11-25-2007, 07:44 PM
I have to write a 12-15 page paper on Party Discipline for my political science class. I havent started. I really should start.

menikmati
11-25-2007, 08:07 PM
so glad im done with that kinda stuff

roberto73
11-25-2007, 09:48 PM
I will write your paper for you if you grade the stack I have sitting here staring me in the face.

bballarl
11-25-2007, 09:58 PM
Just give your students C's and tell them you didn't feel like putting the effort in to grade them.

BROKENDOLL
11-25-2007, 10:25 PM
See? Being semi elderly has it's benefits around here...I don't have to worry about writing papers for class anymore. I just have to worry about Algunz correcting me every once in awhile.

tessalasset
11-25-2007, 10:49 PM
Long words. Find every full chemical name, and refer to it as such. and call cows by their scientific name (Bos Taurus).that made me chortle.

roberto73
11-25-2007, 11:48 PM
See? Being semi elderly has it's benefits around here...I don't have to worry about writing papers for class anymore. I just have to worry about Algunz correcting me every once in awhile.

Algunz is just more impatient than I am. Reading your posts makes my fingers twitch. It takes a supreme act of will not to eviscerate everything you write.

By the way: "its benefits," not "it's benefits," and stop using an ellipses when a simple period will do.

bmack86
11-26-2007, 01:02 AM
Roberto-Deal

I was an english grader in high school. Teachers hired me out to read, correct and grade their students' papers. Which meant that I was on the school payroll and got a staff parking spot out of the deal.

gaypalmsprings
11-26-2007, 07:07 AM
http://www.meusd.k12.ca.us/bleblanc/Images/homework.jpg

Yablonowitz
11-26-2007, 08:14 AM
Algunz is just more impatient than I am. Reading your posts makes my fingers twitch. It takes a supreme act of will not to eviscerate everything you write.

By the way: "its benefits," not "it's benefits," and stop using an ellipses when a simple period will do.

Flaut her ass, Roberto. FLAUT like you just don't care!

BROKENDOLL
11-26-2007, 09:16 AM
I would appreciate atleast a polite request before any flauting on my ass begins, thank you.

roberto73
11-26-2007, 01:50 PM
Flaut her ass, Roberto. FLAUT like you just don't care!

There will be no flautation on my watch.

But nice comma placement, Yablo.

kitt kat
11-26-2007, 03:36 PM
Use the word notwithstanding in yr essay.

SCRABBLE POINTS!