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RotationSlimWang
11-22-2007, 01:10 PM
This is incredibly boring. Please don't force me to actually read my friend's 52 page script treatment about black gangsters written by the whitest kid I've ever met. In return for your efforts, I give you this:

http://www.thingsmyboyfriendsays.com

A private butt.

me: Peter grabbed my ass in the club last night and I yelled "THIS IS A PRIVATE BUTT."
e: He's lucky he's gay or I'd break his fingers. And you can't break a gay man's fingers. Because then how would he sew.

Intelligent design.

"They should teach E design. Unintelligent design. Where I pay some drunk guy to design the universe. It'll explain flightless birds."

The best things are said while lying in bed.

"Know what I love about you? No, love's the wrong word. Know what I HATE about you?"

E imitates a hormonal, PMSing woman.

"HELP. ME. STAB. THE PUPPY."

Robots and teddy bears.

e: You know, teddy bears and robots are mortal enemies.
me: Really. Since when.
e: It's been a few years now.

Wheres the beef?
11-22-2007, 01:29 PM
We could argue about something?

Melanie.Dawn
11-22-2007, 01:30 PM
www.stuffonmycat.com

RotationSlimWang
11-22-2007, 02:15 PM
This is why reality TV sucks, and also one of the smartest comedy bits of all time. <embed style="width:400px; height:326px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-5184645057167973967&hl=en" flashvars=""> </embed>

xleslie
11-22-2007, 02:35 PM
thingsmyboyfriendsays? is that for real? how stupid.

anyways, this morning i come home to find that the back window of my mother's car has been shattered. someone decided it would be funny to break the back of the car window on not only my mom's car but another one down the street as well. now what baffles me is whoever did this just decided to break the window and not take anything that was inside the car, specifically the radio. and the fact that the car was parked about thirty feet down the driveway and isn't the best/newest car and they took the effort to do this when there are brand new mercedes and bmw's only a few houses away that are parked closer and even on the street really adds to my confusion.

RotationSlimWang
11-22-2007, 02:54 PM
What the fuck is stupid about it? It's pretty funny.

As a result of that comment, I'm so glad they did that to your mom's car. Maybe your mom should raise more kids that don't suck and she won't get what's coming to her so frequently.

bmack86
11-22-2007, 03:12 PM
I'm fairly drunk at 3. Is that Interesting?

xleslie
11-22-2007, 03:15 PM
my mother shouldn't be allowed to raise anymore kids. thank god she's too old for it now.

RotationSlimWang
11-22-2007, 03:33 PM
I'm fairly drunk at 3. Is that Interesting?

Well, considering that I was at 2, only sorta. But you're on the right track.

suprefan
11-22-2007, 04:21 PM
Its turkey da what do you expect.



Edit: I have my new dog to keep today interesting, so ha.



Double edit: also planning on where o shop tomorrow is a good thing to keep my mind busy.



triple edit: and waiting for my download of ''Cotrol''to finish, so then I have a move to wach after dinner.

RotationSlimWang
11-22-2007, 04:25 PM
By Cotrol I assume you mean Control?

roberto73
11-22-2007, 07:53 PM
Its turkey da what do you expect.



Edit: I have my new dog to keep today interesting, so ha.



Double edit: also planning on where o shop tomorrow is a good thing to keep my mind busy.



triple edit: and waiting for my download of ''Cotrol''to finish, so then I have a move to wach after dinner.

Sweet Jesus, do you close your eyes when you type, or do you have an undisclosed motor skills disorder? A little proofreading goes a long way.

full on idle
11-22-2007, 08:00 PM
I thought maybe he spilled some pop on his center keys.

algunz
07-27-2009, 11:11 PM
Please . . .

buddy
07-28-2009, 12:57 AM
cathy? were you ever funny?
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/reyflores6p2/mcathy.jpg

mindcradle
07-28-2009, 01:18 AM
I hope you found justin.tv/starburytv interesting. There's never been anything like this. Nothing even comes close.

CalmerThanYou
07-28-2009, 01:33 PM
www.stuffonmycat.com

this is clearly the most interesting thing in this thread.

buddy
07-28-2009, 02:03 PM
good stuff on there. im using this as my avatar.
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/reyflores6p2/20090613_taz.jpg

crazzz2007
07-28-2009, 02:07 PM
I'm fairly drunk at 3. Is that Interesting?

it depends.

algunz
07-31-2009, 12:54 AM
3 in the afternoon, yes interesting. 3 in the morning? Usually VERY interesting.



Please, I need entertainment.

bmack86
07-31-2009, 01:05 AM
You guys, that was a year ago. I'm still drunk, apparently, but not consistently.

algunz
07-31-2009, 01:09 AM
What are you if you have no consistency?

bmack86
07-31-2009, 01:25 AM
Living.

algunz
07-31-2009, 01:26 AM
Understood.

SoulDischarge
07-31-2009, 02:40 AM
this is clearly the most interesting thing in this thread.

I submitted a photo there once:

http://archives.stuffonmycat.com/media/3/20080227-sophie.jpg

Beef Jerky
07-31-2009, 10:35 AM
I only come here for one thread now and I don't even post anymore. EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!

BlackSwan
11-03-2009, 05:24 PM
http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/1/7/8/8/6/ar120692339268871.jpg

TheWatcher
11-03-2009, 08:07 PM
^ non sequitur