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captncrzy
11-21-2007, 07:33 AM
Warren Jeffs-the self proclaimed Prophet- was sentenced to two consecutive 5-to-life year sentences yesterday for various disgusting acts. The following is a summary of an interview between a local news reporter and one of his followers:

Reporter: What do you think of the sentence?
Crazy Follower Lady: I'm thrilled.
Reporter: Why?
Crazy Follower Lady: Because this proves that he is the Prophet.
Reporter: How?
Crazy Follower Lady: Because Warren Jeffs prophesized seven years ago that people [in their organization] would do time for their beliefs.
Reporter: Didn't Warren Jeffs also prophesize that he wouldn't do a day's time in jail for his beliefs?
Crazy Follower Lady: Well, I didn't say all of his prophecies would come true.

bleep
11-21-2007, 08:29 AM
big love

downingthief
11-21-2007, 08:30 AM
Nutjob

J~$$$
11-21-2007, 08:31 AM
Um...Things a crazy person would say.

Yablonowitz
11-21-2007, 09:05 AM
xbnmnx is going to be PISSED about this!

downingthief
11-21-2007, 09:21 AM
Um...Things a crazy person would say.

Nice! +10

xbnmx
11-21-2007, 11:15 AM
xbnmnx is going to be PISSED about this!

I AM fucking pissed this is ridiculous and an injustice! Expect a rant to come.

amyzzz
11-21-2007, 11:17 AM
You approve of him enslaving generations of women? Fuck you, xbnmx.

Yablonowitz
11-21-2007, 11:30 AM
You approve of him enslaving generations of women? Fuck you, xbnmx.

What did I tell you? This ought to be gold.

miscorrections
11-21-2007, 11:32 AM
I AM fucking pissed this is ridiculous and an injustice! Expect a rant to come.

Because, you know, raping your underage relatives and setting up the rapes of other minors is completely and totally acceptable. No problem with that at all.

Yablonowitz
11-21-2007, 11:36 AM
Because, you know, raping your underage relatives and setting up the rapes of other minors is completely and totally acceptable. No problem with that at all.

Just wait...ohh....just wait. Ben's gonna blow the lid off this shit!

amyzzz
11-21-2007, 12:01 PM
I personally would not have a problem with several consenting adults marrying eachother, but underage girls involved in this? No way.

brando4n82
11-21-2007, 12:13 PM
good

Yablonowitz
11-21-2007, 12:26 PM
I personally would not have a problem with several consenting adults marrying eachother, but underage girls involved in this? No way.


Prepare for Ben to enlighten us all!!!!!!!!!

downingthief
11-21-2007, 12:57 PM
Still waiting...

Yablonowitz
11-21-2007, 01:11 PM
Patience. He has to get this JUST RIGHT.

amyzzz
11-21-2007, 01:20 PM
Are you watching him type? Does he really give a shit about this?

Yablonowitz
11-21-2007, 02:02 PM
Are you watching him type? Does he really give a shit about this?

Why shouldn't he? This affects us all. Our basic freedoms! I didn't watch my buddies lie face down in the muck for this this.....


Actually, I have no clue why he cares but he has posted a myspace bulletin on this topic before. He thinks Jeffs should have been let go. But I didn't bother reading his argument. I'm hoping it's along the lines of a vast conspiracy to cover the truth than some philosophical jusification for polygamy, rape and incest.

Also, zzzz, I, like you, am not opposed to polygamy, per se. Consensual and adult age for all parties involved would be a prerequisite, though.

Mr.Nipples
11-21-2007, 02:03 PM
Still waiting...

be patient, hes busy channeling delta...

Cpt. Funkaho
11-21-2007, 02:05 PM
Amyzzz, I am a moron. Listen to nothing that I say.

Yablonowitz
11-21-2007, 02:06 PM
I personally would not have a problem with several consenting adults marrying eachother, but underage girls involved in this? No way.

Reading comprehension needs to be developed walrus boy.

Cpt. Funkaho
11-21-2007, 02:08 PM
Reading comprehension needs to be developed walrus boy.

Oops. I'll go fix that. Just a sec.

EDIT: Senor Yablonowitz, Esq., I'm not sure we've built up the rapport necessary for you to be calling me "walrus boy."

RotationSlimWang
11-21-2007, 02:12 PM
I fully support polygamy, at least in my ideal future I'm head of a line marriage. Read The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress and you'll come away from it convinced polygamous marriage is the way to be.

Yablonowitz
11-21-2007, 02:16 PM
I fully support polygamy, at least in my ideal future I'm head of a line marriage. Read The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress and you'll come away from it convinced polygamous marriage is the way to be.

Yeah, yeah, but let's keep our eye on the ball here and remember we're talking about Warren Jeffs and his underage marital and incestual arrangements.

This will be a treatise for the ages.

Yablonowitz
11-21-2007, 02:18 PM
If I had two wives, I'd have to do twice the amount of dishes.

Yablonowitz
11-21-2007, 02:20 PM
Oops. I'll go fix that. Just a sec.

EDIT: Senor Yablonowitz, Esq., I'm not sure we've built up the rapport necessary for you to be calling me "walrus boy."

I certainly don't want to call you Cpt. Funkaho, so give me something I can worth with.

Yablonowitz
11-21-2007, 02:21 PM
Four posts in a row?

full on idle
11-21-2007, 02:21 PM
Oops. I'll go fix that. Just a sec.

EDIT: Senor Yablonowitz, Esq., I'm not sure we've built up the rapport necessary for you to be calling me "walrus boy."

Yabs isn't a lawyer, Bukowski's the lawyer. and York. The "Esq." is not appropriate.

amyzzz
11-21-2007, 02:22 PM
....Also, zzzz, I, like you, am not opposed to polygamy, per se. Consensual and adult age for all parties involved would be a prerequisite, though.
Whoa, I was skimming, and I thought you said you liked me. That was trippy. Also, I missed what Funkaho said. Damnit.

Yablonowitz
11-21-2007, 02:24 PM
Whoa, I was skimming, and I thought you said you liked me. That was trippy.

Thank God for the comma.

downingthief
11-21-2007, 02:53 PM
Thank God for the comma.

Too late. The truth is out. Freudian grammar slip.

Greg and Amy sittin' in a tree...

Wheres the beef?
11-21-2007, 02:57 PM
If I had two wives, I'd have to do twice the amount of dishes.

Dont you mean the dishes would get done twice as fast?

Yablonowitz
11-21-2007, 03:05 PM
Dont you mean the dishes would get done twice as fast?

No, see...the thing is I was trying to....oh forget it.

J~$$$
11-21-2007, 03:06 PM
damnit I waited all day for nothing. fuck this. happy thanksgivins jerks.

Yablonowitz
11-21-2007, 03:07 PM
Me too. Fuck Ben and his promises!

RotationSlimWang
11-21-2007, 03:17 PM
If I had two wives, I'd have to do twice the amount of dishes.

No you fool, the whole point is you make the one cook while giving you a backrub and then the other wash dishes while the cook blows you.

captncrzy
11-21-2007, 03:54 PM
man my thread got sidetracked.

That interview just cracked me up. Talk about circular bible-banging verbal vomit. This proves he's a prophet because he prophesized one thing even though another thing he prophesized wasn't true. Christ, if you flip a coin long enough, it'll eventually land on heads.