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RotationSlimWang
11-17-2007, 01:39 PM
Blasphemous.

algunz
11-17-2007, 01:43 PM
I'd name him Randy.

RotationSlimWang
11-17-2007, 01:52 PM
Speaking of which, Gunz, when are you gonna let me blaspheme all up in you? That picture at the pumpkin farm made me all sacrilegious.

thefunkylama
11-17-2007, 01:55 PM
barf.

RotationSlimWang
11-17-2007, 02:04 PM
barf.

I'm a mog. Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend.

algunz
11-17-2007, 02:13 PM
Speaking of which, Gunz, when are you gonna let me blaspheme all up in you? That picture at the pumpkin farm made me all sacrilegious.

And this is exactly why I would name him Randy.

RotationSlimWang
11-17-2007, 02:18 PM
If you did he would have to be rolling around in a dumbtruck full of pussies. You realize this, right?

algunz
11-17-2007, 02:22 PM
a dumbtruck, for sure!!

RotationSlimWang
11-17-2007, 02:25 PM
... phooey. This is why I shouldn't be halfway through my second bottle of wine midway through the afternoon. Fuck it, I'm not editing it.

Cpt. Funkaho
11-17-2007, 02:27 PM
Randy, your dick takes the Lord's name in vain?

RotationSlimWang
11-17-2007, 02:27 PM
No, my dick thinks it IS God, you see.

Cpt. Funkaho
11-17-2007, 02:32 PM
The amount of thought you've clearly given to this is disturbing.

Still, if your dick believes that it is God, wouldn't that make it a heretic and not a blasphemer?

algunz
11-17-2007, 02:34 PM
I will not worship false idols.

RotationSlimWang
11-17-2007, 02:34 PM
blas·phe·my /ˈblæsfəmi/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -mies. 1. impious utterance or action concerning God or sacred things.
2. Judaism. a. an act of cursing or reviling God.
b. pronunciation of the Tetragrammaton (YHVH) in the original, now forbidden manner instead of using a substitute pronunciation such as Adonai.

[B]3. Theology. the crime of assuming to oneself the rights or qualities of God.
4. irreverent behavior toward anything held sacred, priceless, etc.: He uttered blasphemies against life itself.

algunz
11-17-2007, 02:43 PM
So, do you call your dick God? Or does it go by another name? Maybe Allah, Yahweh, or Maynard? So what is it's nomenclature?

RotationSlimWang
11-17-2007, 02:55 PM
I call my dick Blasphemous, silly. You're a silly little schoolteacher. Bend over and receive your communion.

algunz
11-17-2007, 02:58 PM
Is it Blah for short?

RotationSlimWang
11-17-2007, 02:59 PM
Its rap name is Blasf.

algunz
11-17-2007, 03:02 PM
Is that an acronym for Big Luscious Appendage Safe for Fucking?

thefunkylama
11-17-2007, 03:07 PM
baaaaaarf.

algunz
11-17-2007, 03:20 PM
Seems as though you ate something bad, Alma? Was it Randy's dick?

woogie846
11-17-2007, 03:21 PM
Jim.

Benis23
11-17-2007, 03:58 PM
Neo aka "The One"

anti-square
11-17-2007, 04:01 PM
The Do Gooder

Deviate_420
11-17-2007, 04:17 PM
The Prsopector. Hands down.

Cpt. Funkaho
11-17-2007, 04:48 PM
The Last Argument Of Kings

miscorrections
11-17-2007, 04:51 PM
Thus Spake Zarathustra

gaypalmsprings
11-17-2007, 05:11 PM
I met mine at Stub Hub.

Mr.Nipples
11-17-2007, 05:32 PM
I cant believe theres a thread dedicated to the naming of ones dick but a thread that is about gargling lesbians gets deleted...

Steez
11-17-2007, 05:41 PM
DOD


dick of doom
or
dick on demand

arbouler
11-17-2007, 05:43 PM
banger in the mouth

RotationSlimWang
11-17-2007, 07:01 PM
Dipshit

for all the wrong reasons.


Also, my threads own all.

amyzzz
11-17-2007, 07:04 PM
I approve of this thread.

RotationSlimWang
11-17-2007, 07:15 PM
C'mon Amy, what do you call Mr. Zzz's wangthrottle, hmm?

gaypalmsprings
11-17-2007, 07:17 PM
I call my Ed Banger, "Dave Wang".

RotationSlimWang
11-17-2007, 07:19 PM
I wonder what Dave Wang calls his wang. Malcolmjamalwhateva, please report to thread. Dick out, preferably.

captncrzy
11-18-2007, 07:30 AM
I love that the title of this is "if you HAD to give your dick a name"...as if you guys don't do that already.

RotationSlimWang
11-18-2007, 02:37 PM
I love that the title of this is "if you HAD to give your dick a name"...as if you guys don't do that already.

I was trying to give all the pussy-asses who won't admit to naming theirs a way to still participate without thinking that they're admitting to something they shouldn't be embarassed about in the first place. Damn pussy-asses.

Alchemy
11-18-2007, 02:45 PM
Sheriff Baldasarre Palmer Texas

Baldasarre means that he protects the king.

Palmer means that he is a holy land pilgrim.

And he is a Sheriff from Texas.

And my penis is also running for president.

kroqken
11-18-2009, 08:30 PM
Mine is named Cujo. However, when I meet new dating prospects, I no longer share that nickname and now keep it to myself.

Monklish
11-18-2009, 08:32 PM
By the way, I came up with a way, way better name for my dick now:

Ike Turner

JustSteve
11-18-2009, 08:32 PM
Mine is named Cujo.

cuz it's full of rabies?

Monklish
11-18-2009, 08:33 PM
Because it's immensely talented.

JustSteve
11-18-2009, 08:34 PM
By the way, I came up with a way, way better name for my dick now:

Ike Turner

slappin' bitches with it?

kroqken
11-18-2009, 08:34 PM
cuz it's full of rabies?

Not rabies, just a reference to the monstrosity of it all.

JustSteve
11-18-2009, 08:34 PM
Because it's immensely talented.

does it like the crack?

JustSteve
11-18-2009, 08:35 PM
Not rabies, just a reference to the monstrosity of it all.

or hairyness?

Monklish
11-18-2009, 08:35 PM
does it like the crack?

... too easy.

kroqken
11-18-2009, 08:36 PM
does it like the crack?

No crack in my life.

lowfront
11-18-2009, 08:46 PM
my dicks name is crabby

HunterGather
11-19-2009, 01:30 AM
I never gave it much thought.

I like... Slappy. Yes, Slappy is cute.
Or Roger.

TomAz
11-19-2009, 04:26 AM
Mine is named Cujo. However, when I meet new dating prospects, I no longer share that nickname and now keep it to myself.


cuz it's full of rabies?


Not rabies, just a reference to the monstrosity of it all.

Is yours also fictional?

Cheddar's Cousin
11-19-2009, 05:15 AM
Spelunker.

caco0283
11-19-2009, 08:18 AM
No, my dick thinks it IS God, you see.

ah man I have to find the the story that has to deal with naming your dick a god

chairmenmeow47
11-19-2009, 08:49 AM
i like that randy is hitting on algunz at the beginning of this thread, lol.

algunz
11-19-2009, 08:54 AM
I think he was just humoring me.

amyzzz
11-19-2009, 08:57 AM
He quite atrociously flirted with all women before he focussed all of those atrocities upon Ivy.

Monklish
11-19-2009, 10:51 AM
::checks date on the beginning of thread against the beginning of dating Ivy:: Sweet, in the clear. Plus I don't do old chicks.

Jon Blazed
11-19-2009, 11:06 AM
I usually just call my dick him but your lady calls it the tower of power.

TomAz
11-19-2009, 11:24 AM
I usually just call my dick him but my daddy calls it the tower of power.

fixed

Monklish
11-19-2009, 11:27 AM
OOOO, he said yo daddy likes yo dick.

Personally I heard your dad thought your dick was underwhelming.

stuporfly
11-19-2009, 11:28 AM
Maybe 15 years ago, I got together with a couple of friends and entered a 3-on-3 basketball tournament. We decided to call ourselves the Widowmakers in an effort to strike pseudo-fear into any opponent who drew us on the schedule.

We showed up for our first game and realized the orgainzers mistakenly put us in as the Windowmakers, thus emasculating us even more than our total lack of game could ever manage.

So, yeah - I'd call it The Windowmaker.

Monklish
11-19-2009, 12:44 PM
What I love about that is that you can't even go up and try to get it corrected 'cause then you have to admit to someone's face that you think your basketball team is worthy of a murderous moniker. Delicious.

JebusLives
11-19-2009, 12:51 PM
Captain Trips

stuporfly
11-19-2009, 12:55 PM
What I love about that is that you can't even go up and try to get it corrected 'cause then you have to admit to someone's face that you think your basketball team is worthy of a murderous moniker. Delicious.

No-win situation for an eventual no-win team.

kroqken
11-19-2009, 02:49 PM
Do women give their vagina or clitoris a name?

BROKENDOLL
11-19-2009, 03:15 PM
OPHELIA CUMMINGS.
MONA LOTMORE.

CalmerThanYou
11-19-2009, 03:44 PM
I'd name mine Chongo

Monklish
11-19-2009, 03:45 PM
I would've thought you'd go with The Almost Average Sized Lebowski.

Drinkey McDrinkerstein
11-19-2009, 03:58 PM
i love the exchange Woody Allen's character has with his son in Deconstructing Harry on this subject:

"I'm going to name my penis 'Dillinger'"
"Perfect!"

PlayaDelWes
11-19-2009, 05:55 PM
Busy

suprefan
11-19-2009, 06:08 PM
By the way, I came up with a way, way better name for my dick now:

Dyke Turner

Thats better.

Dr. Lufs-al-ot
11-19-2009, 06:09 PM
Sir Reginald Johnson

GnarVee
11-19-2009, 06:17 PM
OSCAR

CalmerThanYou
11-19-2009, 09:29 PM
i retract my first choice and now change mine to Gnarkill

nbvcide
11-19-2009, 09:40 PM
Maybe 15 years ago, I got together with a couple of friends and entered a 3-on-3 basketball tournament. We decided to call ourselves the Widowmakers in an effort to strike pseudo-fear into any opponent who drew us on the schedule.

We showed up for our first game and realized the orgainzers mistakenly put us in as the Windowmakers, thus emasculating us even more than our total lack of game could ever manage.

So, yeah - I'd call it The Windowmaker.

so... would that make your girl, Windowlicker?