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Don Piano
11-14-2007, 07:20 AM
It's damn cold outside.

Hannahrain
11-14-2007, 07:22 AM
Don Piano, do you like movies about gladiators?

Don Piano
11-14-2007, 07:24 AM
I prefer movies about Gladioli. "On Golden Pond" gets me every time.

Hannahrain
11-14-2007, 07:25 AM
Don Piano, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Grandma
11-14-2007, 07:28 AM
"On Golden Pond" gets me every time.

My favorite film of all time next to Cocoon.

Don Piano
11-14-2007, 07:28 AM
No, but I have been to a turkey prison. They keep them all in these cages and fatten them up for Thanksgiving. Fucking brutal.

Also, I ate falafel once.

Don Piano
11-14-2007, 07:31 AM
My favorite film of all time next to Cocoon.

Oh man, one time I was talking to my friend and I was trying to tell him about this film but I couldn't remember what it was called so I was saying "It's a movie about these aliens who come to earth in cocoons, and they leave cocoons all over the earth, and then take old people to space to live in thee cocoons..." and he was like "Do you mean Cocoon?" and then we laughed about it. Of course we'd done a whole load of coke that day, but that goes without saying.

Yablonowitz
11-14-2007, 08:29 AM
I've been known to drink Nestle's strawberry milk before. Mainly, when I was in college though. Have you ever tried that, Don?

sonofhal
11-14-2007, 08:31 AM
A hospital? What is it?

M Sparks
11-14-2007, 08:55 AM
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k6/SatansPilgrim/airplane-lloyd-bridges-sniff-glue.jpg

betao
11-14-2007, 09:24 AM
Surely you cant be serious.

BoardsofCoachella
11-14-2007, 09:28 AM
Don Piano is serious...and don't call him Shirley.

Benis23
11-14-2007, 09:29 AM
I have a drinking problem.

captncrzy
11-14-2007, 09:53 AM
I have cramps.

Yablonowitz
11-14-2007, 09:54 AM
My favorite film of all time next to Cocoon.

Grandma - is Don Piano your cat?

J~$$$
11-14-2007, 10:33 AM
6AOEHW2SfWA

Don Piano
11-14-2007, 11:32 AM
I've been known to drink Nestle's strawberry milk before. Mainly, when I was in college though. Have you ever tried that, Don?

I have tried being in college, yes. It didn't really work out for me; too many fratboys and Africans.

Yablonowitz
11-14-2007, 11:50 AM
I have tried being in college, yes. It didn't really work out for me; too many fratboys and Africans.

You missed out on the chicks, though, dude.

bug on your lip
11-14-2007, 11:54 AM
i thought you did too Blo

didn't you say once you've only had like 2 sex partners!!!?
i don't know if you're in a position to dole out advice to Don

Don Piano
11-14-2007, 12:31 PM
You missed out on the chicks, though, dude.

No, my friend, I assure you I did not.

Yablonowitz
11-14-2007, 12:41 PM
i thought you did too Blo

didn't you say once you've only had like 2 sex partners!!!?
i don't know if you're in a position to dole out advice to Don

I'm talking about the admiration of females on campus. Simply because I was wholly inadequate, ugly, and insecure about interacting with them does not mean I couldn't enjoy their presence on campus.

I suppose this dig is the kind of thing I can expect when I divulge personal information about myself on the Internet. Good thing you're around to make fun of me for it being as how you're above that kind of thing and all.

TomAz
11-14-2007, 12:43 PM
I suppose this dig is the kind of thing I can expect when I divulge personal information about myself on the Internet. Good thing you're around to make fun of me for it being as how you're above that kind of thing and all.

cue 'running picture'.

Yablonowitz
11-14-2007, 01:04 PM
Why?

ragingdave
11-14-2007, 01:14 PM
one ball.

full on idle
11-14-2007, 01:18 PM
One time I posed like a dung beetle.

Yablonowitz
11-14-2007, 01:28 PM
Remember that story bug told us about.......um.....his teeth?

algunz
11-14-2007, 01:51 PM
There's a sale at JC Penneys.

bug on your lip
11-14-2007, 02:35 PM
don't forget Mr. 3 Nipples

and El Cockblock/11 Children

and that one time ewiggy drove her car into a stream

full on idle
11-14-2007, 03:01 PM
I don't remember that last one.